Chapter 5: The Great Smash Bros
Returning to his seat, Ma Rulong's eyes stared directly at Gu Bei, and exclaimed, "Gu Bei, when did you become so sassy?" No, that's obviously my style. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Gu Bei had already learned Ma Rulong's mouth, and the nonsense was like a machine gun endlessly, and he didn't want to bird him very much, at this time, Jin Shengze in front also turned his head and said: "Yes, I see that you are not nervous at all on stage, your eloquence is good, you must be like this often, right?" ”
"yes." Gu Bei smiled.
When a few people were talking nonsense, the self-introduction was over, Wang Lei stood on the podium and glanced at Gu Bei, he had seen Gu Bei once when he signed up before, and his father also stuffed two packs of China, but he didn't see that the little guy was so eloquent, and he had a little bit of a shocking taste.
Wang Lei knocked on the podium and said: "Now that everyone knows each other, get along well in the future, after all, everyone has to be together for four years, and the college friendship is still very important, in addition, starting tomorrow, it will be a one-month military training, to be honest, as a person who has come over, I really envy you for the opportunity to flirt with the instructor." ”
The classmates laughed, and their affection for this approachable counselor skyrocketed.
Wang Lei said with a smile: "So I hope that in the next month, you will face this military training with the mentality of not being afraid of hardship or tiredness." Declare it in advance! I will not approve leave without special circumstances, and I will not approve leave easily if there are special circumstances. Now, adjournment! ”
The applause rang out, and everyone turned into birds and beasts at the end of the class meeting.
When Tian Tian got up, he subconsciously turned his head sideways to look for Gu Bei, and saw him and a few boys going out from a distance, I don't know why, Tian Tian suddenly felt a little lost in his heart.
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Half past ten in the middle of the night, 168 dormitory.
Ma Rulong and Zhu Cong gathered in front of the computer.
On the computer screen, there is a picture of live/color/fragrant, two naked bodies are resisting/dying/lingering, Jamai saucer...... THE VOICES OF JAMAI CAME AND WENT, AND THE TWO FOOLS SWALLOWED SALIVA AND STARED AT THE EYES FULL OF YING.
"Smack"!
At this time, all the lights in the dormitory went out.
"Another TMD power outage, day/Your ancestors are banbanyo!"
Zhu Cong's complaining voice sounded in the darkness.
The leaders of Atlantis University are wise and martial, and the power and network are cut off on time at eleven o'clock every day, which makes the energetic boys, especially Ma Rulong and Zhu Cong, both of whom are genuine singles, are very noisy at night, and they can't sleep at all, so they can only pull out women to pass the vigorous energy.
"Pig head, did you say you fought with your sister?" Ma Rulong lay on the kang and said boredly.
"Speak like you've shot a cannon." Zhu Cong's tone was particularly disdainful.
"Hey! Don't believe it when he said he beat you, and there is more than one. ”
Zhu Cong came to the spirit: "How many are that?" ”
Ma Rulong said: "You don't understand this, it's not the key to have a few girls, because for me, it's cool to fight with a thousand women, but it's happier to do a thousand guns with a woman." ”
Zhu Cong asked humbly, "You mean that you got a thousand women, and then each of them did a thousand shots?" ”
Ma Rulong reached out and touched Zhu Cong's pig's head: "Child, this is just Ma Ye's dream." ”
Zhu Cong said: "My dream is to find a girl like Xia Shiyu, and then do a thousand cannons every day!" Tsk, big buttocks fat, drooling just thinking about it. ”
Ma Rulong said with disdain: "Pig head, do you have a problem with your eyes?" Xia Shiyu looks good from a distance, you find it up close, the eyes are asymmetrical, one big and one small, and Tian Tian and Li Yusheng are not at all the same grade, if I want to rank the new Chinese Department flower list, Tian Tian first, Li Yusheng second, Xia Shiyu barely ranked third. ”
"Hey! Ma Daha, you are too self-righteous, Tian Tian is ranked first, even if Tian Tian is ranked first, after all, everyone recognizes it, but why did Li Yusheng suppress Xia Shiyu? Even if Xia Shiyu is worse than Li Yusheng, Xia Shiyu is one meter seventy-six tall, front/convex/back/warped, and her body is as hot as a Victoria's Secret angel. Zhu Cong said: "On the other hand, Li Yusheng's biggest shortcoming is the apron!" I suspect it doesn't take any swaying to fly on her chest. ”
"I found that you are vulgar, vulgar!" The goddess Li Yusheng in his heart was so humiliated, Ma Rulong was angry: "Do you know what is the biggest advantage of Li Yusheng?" Spirituality! This is the most precious quality of a girl, which can make people experience the most innocent and unstained love. There may not be one in 10,000 girls who has this kind of spirituality. In this regard, Li Yusheng dumped Xia Shiyu on eight Wangfujing streets! ”
"Gotta get it! Let's talk about facts, Gu Bei, you said that I am not reasonable. Zhu Cong couldn't fight Ma Daha, and pulled Gu Bei to act as foreign aid.
Gu Bei listened to the heat of these two animals, but also sad, Chinese people say less seven or eight hundred people, the ratio of men and women is perverted to 1:5, each class can be called a beauty at first sight, there are at least four or five, the best beauty is also comparable, to select ten to put on the list of flowers, it is a little more difficult, but Tian Tian and Li Yusheng can definitely be on the list, but to say that they are the absolute female number one candidate, then it is a matter of opinion.
As for Xia Shiyu, Gu Bei didn't know him, but he met once on the way to the cafeteria to eat, when Zhu Cong was fascinated by Xia Shiyu's hot body, and about who was more beautiful Xia Shiyu or Li Yusheng, Gu Bei was not interested, he only had Xia Nuo in his heart, so he said: "You two don't let people sleep at night?" You fight for these women, but everyone has nothing to do with you, so why bother? ”
Zhu Cong felt bored and agreed: "Also, it's all about YIN, TM has nothing to do with it." ”
Ma Rulong didn't believe that it didn't matter at all, Zhu Cong might have done a thousand shots with Xia Shiyu and the others in his dream.
At this time, Jin Shengze asked: "By the way, why hasn't that Song Junxian in our bedroom come to report yet, won't he not read it?" ”
Shen Cheng was sleepy and persuaded: "It doesn't matter if he reads it or not, let's stop here today, and discuss it tomorrow, the days are still long." ”
Zhu Cong was tasteless: "Sleep, sleep, although it doesn't cost money to talk about beauties, but TMD flowers are night." ”
"Yes, yes, I don't spend the night anymore."
Everyone got out of bed in high spirits and kicked their slippers to go to the toilet to drain the water.
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