23, this is 10 million, get out of me
"Drop! Kindly remind the host that your current forced value has reached a critical value, and on the premise of deducting the pre-stored value of the transformation, the current character's consumption rate is not enough to last for 7 days. In order to avoid exploding on the spot, please hurry up and pretend to be forced! ”
Others are uncomfortable if they don't pretend to be forced for a day, and my brother will die tomorrow if he doesn't pretend to be forced for a day. This is simply pretending to be life!
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for forcibly pretending to be successful, forcing the number to +1! ”
"In order for the host to obtain the forced number more efficiently, the system has opened the live broadcast room of the major live broadcast platforms [Invincible Transformation, King of the Forced King] for the host, and ask the host to start your performance."
As the live broadcast room was opened, the audience let out a barrage of ghosts crying wolves.
"The anchor is not kind, and he actually closed the live broadcast room at a critical moment."
"Where is the Great Yanma? Anchor hand it over! ”
"I'm constantly taking a bath, where is the greasy senior sister?"
"Your time is very precious, and you opened the live broadcast room just for the sake of the young lady."
"Anchor get out of here, who's going to watch you, I'm going to see blondes."
"Brute! What happened to your little sister? If you don't let her show up again, believe it or not, I'll call the police immediately? ”
……
Looking at the barrage that kept brushing out in the live broadcast room, Zhao Hao was unmoved, and muttered: "The rich and noble can't be lewd, the poor can't be moved, and the mighty can't be bent, this is called a big husband!" ”
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +2! ”
……
"Is this a poetic inscription?"
"Anchor, you have such a personality, does your family know about it?"
"I just checked Baidu, and I didn't even find the source of this poem!"
"Could it be the anchor's original?"
"An old driver who doesn't want to be a writer is not a good anchor."
"This is 200,000, let the young lady appear, and I will immediately give you a gift of 200,000."
……
200,000 want to buy me?
A certain anchor has no waves in his heart: "Tianxingjian, a gentleman is constantly striving for self-improvement." The terrain is good, and the gentleman carries things with virtue. ”
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +2! ”
……
"Anchor talent!"
"The export is a chapter, and every word is beautiful!"
"Six hundred thousand!"
……
Paralyzed, say you're fat and you're still panting, you're forcing me!
An anchor groaned angrily: "Life is precious, love is more valuable, if it is for freedom, both can be thrown!" ”
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +2! ”
……
"A million! I said one last time, let the young lady appear! ”
……
Pretend to be on my turf, you haven't played anymore. Is it great to be rich? Can you do whatever you want if you have money?
Zhao Hao sighed.
After a three-second pause, he slowly pulled out a note from his pocket.
"This is 10 million, hurry up and get out of the live broadcast room!"
……
"The anchor turned out to be a hidden tyrant, and his face-slapping posture was a cock."
"Wait, I remember the bank didn't find a 10 million banknote."
"It's the Stygian Coin!"
“66666666——”
“2333——”
"I like 64 likes for the anchor's wit!"
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"Little comrade, where is this [new] water dispenser?" A master came over with a small cart full of water dispensers and buckets.
Zhao Hao looked left and right, and there was only one person in the huge office area. He casually pointed to a location: "Just put it there." ”
"Good!"
After the master finished loading and unloading, he turned around and left.
Not long after, Andy came over with two large bags and put them in the refrigerator. Before leaving, he glanced at Zhao Hao: "Ling'er said to eat hot pot tonight, you look at it, don't let people take it." ”
Regardless of whether Zhao Hao heard it or not, Andy flashed directly.
looked at the water dispenser, and then looked at the hot pot ingredients and seasonings in the bag in the refrigerator, Zhao Hao raised his eyebrows.
Pregnant!
In the live broadcast room, when I was sighing that the beauty just now was so mature and sexy, suddenly an audience member discovered a blind spot.
"What is the streamer doing? So many ingredients from the fridge fill the desk. Is this the rhythm of cooking? ”
"Pork barrel bones, ginger, garlic, onion, coriander, Sichuan pepper, star anise, dried chili, spicy beef, enoki mushroom, 1000 zhang, tripe, luncheon meat, quail eggs, vermicelli, duck intestines...... I drooled when I saw it! ”
"Hey, anchor, what are you doing when you remove the bucket from the water dispenser?"
"Looking at the big hole in the water cooler, I suddenly had a strange idea."
"Woo woo woo - what a dirty little train."
"Can anyone tell me what the hell the anchor is going to do?"
……
I saw Zhao Hao move a bucket of water away from the water dispenser, and then remove the cover inside, revealing a deep hole (cistern) comparable to a small pot. Because the bucket was upside down just now, it was filled with water.
I took the pork barrel bones from the desk and poured them into the puddle of the water dispenser, and put the green onions, ginger and garlic into it to remove the fishy smell of the pig.
Looking at Zhao Hao, who did all this, plugged in the water dispenser and turned on the heating button, the audience in the live broadcast room was messy.
"The anchor is preparing...... Boiling hot pot? ”
"Water dispenser boiling hot pot? And this kind of god operation? ”
"At first glance, I thought it was a toilet, but am I blind?"
"This water dispenser is dirty."
"Two blind upstairs, new water dispenser, clean. It's dirty, how do you drink water from the water dispenser every day? ”
"Water Dispenser: MMP, did you get my consent?"
"Subconsciously glanced at the water dispenser behind him."
……
Ignoring the barrage in the live broadcast room, Zhao Hao took out a pair of scissors from the stationery box in the office area next door, cut the dried chili peppers, and processed other ingredients.
Listening to the gurgling sound of boiling water from the water dispenser, Zhao Hao took out a disposable cup, put it under the hot water switch, and took half a cup of bone broth.
He took a sip, nodded, and drank dry.
……
“66666666666——”
“2333333——”
"I was flashed by the anchor's sudden divine operation!"
……
Zhao Hao smashed the mouth, the taste was very fresh, and then tore open the hot pot base and threw it into the bone broth, followed by chopped dried chili peppers, Sichuan pepper, star anise and other spices.
Suddenly, the clear soup hot pot turned into a red soup hot pot, and the thick spicy flavor rose to the sky.
It's so fragrant!
Zhao Hao licked the corners of his mouth, returned to the table, poured sesame oil into another disposable paper cup, and then poured in the chopped onion and garlic coriander with a paper cutter, and stirred with disposable chopsticks.
After cutting all the ingredients and placing them neatly, after doing all this, the red oil soup in the water dispenser was almost delicious.
Zhao Hao unceremoniously picked up a piece of fat beef, put it in red oil and scalded it for 15 seconds, immediately took it out, soaked it in a dipping dish, sandwiched it in his mouth, chewed it slowly, spicy and overflowing, filling the entire taste buds.
Eating hot pot in the office is like fighting a field battle in a place where people come and go, and the car in the parking lot is delicious and exciting!
……
"This operation, I will obey you."
"The hands-on skills are fantastic."
"I see I'm hungry, I want to eat."
"Curious about how to wash the water dispenser."
"It's a bad joke, goose intestines are up and down."
"Poison when you go to work, report it!"
"It's too fake, how can a water dispenser cook hot pot?"
"You guys are short-sighted, [this new water dispenser can cook hot pot], I personally tested it to be effective."
"Give me a dozen of these water dispensers!"
……
Zhao Hao picked up a dipping dish full of tripe, luncheon meat, and fat beef, shook it deliberately, and said while eating: "Creativity is dangerous, don't imitate." ”
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +2! ”
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +2! ”
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +2! ”
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"Brother? What are you doing! The voice of her sister Zhao Ling'er suddenly sounded in the office.
Zhao Hao bit the tripe, his mouth was full of red oil, looking for prestige, and he saw Zhao Ling'er, who was full of shame and hatred, and Andy, who knew you were going to do something, and a beautiful woman on the right who was full of aura.
"You've come just in time."
Zhao Hao hiccuped and yelled at the live broadcast room: "The local tyrant who was clamoring for 1 million gifts just now, hurry up and get out of here!" ”