53. Change the bad problem of pretending to be forced

Everyone looked at each other and was stunned by Zhao Hao's whim.

"What is this?"

"You're not going to be scared stupid, are you?"

"No amount of TV in the hotel is enough for a fraction of the number of paying people."

……

Deputy Director Jia hurriedly relieved the siege and said: "Everyone mobilizes relatives and friends, and it can be regarded as doing a little bit for Zhao Hao." ”

"Good!"

"No problem."

"I have eight aunts and seven aunts."

"I'm knocking on the doors of the community tonight and opening them for free for a month."

……

is worthy of being a comrade-in-arms who has fought in the same trench, and this friendship simply moved Zhao Hao.

But friendship is friendship, Gong Jiu still persuaded: "People are in the workplace, and they can't help themselves." You should also change your bad habit of pretending. I don't ask you to contradict the leader, at least don't scold the leader in person, so that the leader can't come to power. In this way, I'll go and plead with Liang Feifei and ask him not to worry about you......"

"Stop!" Zhao Hao was dissatisfied, "What do you mean that he doesn't care about me?" I'm going to make a better deal with him. Who told you that I was bound to lose? I'm still waiting for the live broadcast of him eating shit and harvesting a big wave of forced numbers! ”

Why don't you know how to change your pretending problem? Gong Jiu supports the forehead.

"Okay, okay, eat, eat." Zhao Hao didn't bother to open the menu and said to the waitress, "Come, beauty, report it!" ”

The waitress glanced at him and didn't move.

"Beauty, report it, wait for dinner!" Zhao Hao was anxious.

The waitress blushed, but still didn't move.

"What's the matter? Let you report that you didn't hear it? Afraid I won't be able to pay for it? "Zhao Hao is really anxious. It's the first time you've invited so many people to dinner, what's the matter with you.

Seeing that the waitress was about to cry when she was aggrieved, Gong Jiu hurriedly played a round: "Beauty, you should hurry up and report it one by one, and you have to do your business after eating." ”

The waitress muttered, "That, that...... Is it okay to hug a woman and not a man? ”

"Poofβ€”"

Deputy Director Jia, who was drinking tea, sprayed all the large sip of tea he had just drunk into his mouth onto the person on his right. More than a dozen people burst into laughter, and the waitress was even more overwhelmed.

It's okay to hug you, after all, you look so handsome, and I take advantage of a kiss. It's acceptable to hug other women, everyone is a woman. But you let me hug these men, especially those cold-looking men, I don't have an appetite.

"I won't hold any more money you give, I haven't talked about a boyfriend yet, woo-" The waitress's eyes were red.

"Poofβ€”"

"Ouch, no, I'm laughing to death."

"This experience will make me laugh for a year."

……

Seeing that everyone else was laughing so hard that his stomach hurt, Zhao Hao, the only one with a high laugh, had to explain: "Okay, okay, I asked you to report the name of the dish, who asked you to hug us." ”

"Huh?" The waitress blushed.

ordered a table of dishes and specialty dishes, and when the dishes were put up one by one, many people began to pick up their mobile phones to take pictures, and Zhao Hao was no exception.

Suddenly, someone asked: "Brother Hao, why didn't I see you posting on Moments?" ”

"Why do you post on Moments?" Zhao Hao picked up a rib and asked.

"Isn't taking pictures just to post on Moments?"

Zhao Hao said in a serious way: "Now the food problem is so serious, I took pictures to prevent food poisoning and there is no evidence to prove it." ”

"Poofβ€”"

"Oh, no, I can't eat with Brother Hao in the future, I'm afraid that my stomach will droop from laughing."

……

Deputy Director Jia said with regret on his face: "I rely on the old and sell the old, and call you Haozi." Haozi, if you are really forced to leave by Xu Shixin's bastard, don't be afraid, you look for me, I recommend you to be a comedian, with your talent, you are even more powerful than being a host, the future king of comedy! ”

"Then I'll say thank you first."

Zhao Hao clenched his fists.

At this time, the hotel's signature dish roast lamb chops came up.

It's the waitress who waits.

"Leaders first."

"Then you're welcome." Deputy Director Jia reached out and grabbed a lamb chop is a bite, and gnawed it.

The waitress hurriedly said, "Sir, this should be dipped and eaten." ”

Deputy Director Jia was stunned, looked at the waitress suspiciously, and then looked at other colleagues.

"yes, it's better to dip in."

Deputy Director Jia had no choice but to stand up and take another click.

The waitress hurriedly asked, "Sir, do you need anything?" ”

"Huh? No, I don't. ”

"Then please sit down and eat."

Deputy Director Jia muttered in his heart, sat down and looked at everyone, dazed, and carefully brought the lamb chops to his mouth, ready to take a bite.

The waitress said, "Sir, this one is delicious to dip in." ”

Deputy Director Jia stood up suddenly, brandished a lamb chop and said angrily: "What's the matter with you? One will let me eat standing up, and the other will let me sit and eat, so you say, how do you eat? ”

The waitress really cried now: "I'm letting you dip it in the spices and eat it." ”

Deputy Director Jia slammed the table: "The seasoning is so small, you tell me, how can I stand up and eat?" ”

Zhao Hao on the side hurriedly dragged it: "The girl asked you to eat the lamb chops mixed with seasoning." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Looking at everyone's smiling expressions, Deputy Director Jia was simply embarrassed. Why did my IQ suddenly go offline? Must have been infected by this teasing waitress.

Gong Jiu is the best at being a man, and said: "Have you seen it, our elders should be strong and teach you how to shake off your burden." ”

Bang bang bang.

Everyone applauded and endured, almost suffocating internal injuries.

Deputy Director Jia, who sat back in his seat, was also in the mood to eat lamb chops, and said to the waitress: "I think you should not be a hotel waiter, come to our TV station for an internship, I am optimistic about you." ”

"Really, really?" The waitress burst into tears and laughed, and said suspiciously, "You can't be a fraud." ”

"You go and call your manager, I know your manager." Gong Jiu hurriedly waved his hand.

The waitress was terrified and called the manager.

Without the waitress on the side to exert the mentally handicapped aura, this meal was in no danger.

When it was time to finish, Gong Jiu said to Zhao Hao: "You drank too much, don't drive, I'll send you back." ”

Zhao Hao burped: "No, I didn't drive today, you go do your thing, I've already called the fast car." ”

So they all went back to their homes.

Zhao Hao waited for another ten minutes, and a man came over and said enthusiastically: "Hello boss, I'm sorry to be late, where is your car?" ”

Zhao Hao, who was drunk, didn't react: "What? ”

The man said, "Where's your car?" ”

Zhao Hao was angry: "Why do I still want to ask you about the car?" The car didn't drive, and people ran over to hang it! ”

The man's eyes widened: "You are calling a substitute driver, is it possible that I still have to drive?" ”

"What? Substitute driver? I'm calling it an express train. ”

Zhao Hao opened his drunken and hazy eyes, looked at his mobile phone, and saw that he was calling a substitute driver.

It's embarrassing.

……

……

8 p.m.

The audience in front of the live broadcast room guarded the TV, watching the live broadcast room while waiting to eat chicken.

Of course, there are also some gamers who have heard the news.

They are planning how to copy and preemptively occupy the market for this game category.

Wolf, here it is!