"This old man looks vicissitudes, huh?" Yan looked at Li Wuyan and poked Li Wuyan on the side with his white fingers.

"He needs a woman to comfort him at this moment, is there anything suitable for you Angel Nebula?" Li Wuyan and Yan sang and teased Wu Chengen.

Yan showed a look of embarrassment and said: "Our angel nebula are all beautiful angels, this old man is too ugly, I'm afraid ......"

That look of embarrassment really made people not think that they were pretending, and Wu Chengen heard these two people singing white face there and red face there.

Immediately, he raised his head and glanced at Li Wuyan fiercely, glared at him angrily and said, "I said that you can't respect the old man?" How can you say that I'm also your senior, respect me, okay? ”

"Yo yo yo" Yan smiled, "The old man is angry."

Wu Chengen was already a little anxious about Sun Wukong's affairs at the moment, and he was almost scolded when he said it like this again.

He glanced at Li Wuyan and said, "Say, what are you doing here?" You don't want to come to me to learn about Goku, do you? ”

Li Wuyan said: "I was really right by you, I really came to listen to the story, I brought all the popcorn."

"Yes, I came with him to listen to the story," Hiko said as he chimed in.

"Let me sleep first, you two are free" Wu Chengen ignored Li Wuyan and Yan and lay down directly on the stone bed.

Li Wuyan and Yan glanced at each other and said, "You are talking too harshly, aren't you?" What's ugly about him? It's just a little older. ”

Yan said with an innocent look: "No way, my comrades-in-arms are all beautiful angels, and they don't look down on this old man, and I also want to help this old man."

The two glanced at Wu Chengen lying on the stone bed at the same time at the same time, and looked at each other, with that kind of bright eyes in their eyes, but they didn't expect that this time it would be so tacit and at the same time, Wu Chengen was still teasing him when he was anxious at the moment.

When night fell, the night gradually enveloped the entire Huaguo Mountain Range, and there was a pile of firewood burning slowly on Huaguo Mountain at this moment.

Li Wuyan, Yan and Wu Chengen sat on the ground around the fire, next to the river that was used to cover the water curtain hole and flowed to the edge of the cliff to form a waterfall.

"Is this the legendary grilled fish of the earth?" Hiko held a wooden stick in his hand and slowly rolled on the fire, and on the stick was a fish.

"Do you grill fish?" Li Wuyan looked at Yan with a skeptical look, obviously not believing that Yan would do such a thing, that was unrealistic, the angel race is different from the earthlings, and they are born to be otherworldly and do not need to eat and drink.

Moreover, Hiko is still an Angel Legion, and she is generally busy fighting with the Demon Legion by Keisha's side, or if there is a problem with the Nebula under the protection of the Angel Nebula Civilization, she has to manage it as a left-wing guard, plus she doesn't have to eat in the first place, so she definitely can't cook.

"I'm also Queen Kaisha's left-wing bodyguard anyway" Yan glanced at Li Wuyan unconvinced and snorted coldly: "Such a little thing still can't be difficult for me, do you have to believe me?"

In fact, she also has no bottom in her heart, this is indeed her first time cooking food, and she basically didn't eat in Angel Nebula before.

"I want to believe you" Li Wuyan looked at her, there was still that suspicious look in his eyes, obviously not believing Yan.

"It's been a long time since I've done it myself," Wu Chengen said with a smile, also holding a wooden stick in his hand and baking it on the fire.

"Okay, don't talk about it, let's start telling the story," Li Wuyan said empty-handed, he didn't have that interest in grilling fish, Wu Chengen grilled fish out of interest, and Yan grilled fish out of fun and curiosity.

As soon as he mentioned this, Wu Chengen sighed, and he who had already recovered his immortal wind bones instantly looked like he was even older again.

Looking at his appearance, Li Wuyan smiled and said, "I said, old man, do you want to do this?" It's not that no one is dead and no one will send you to the end, why bother to look like this, there is a story for everyone to share, hurry up and my popcorn is ready. ”

Saying that he didn't know when a bucket of popcorn actually appeared in his hand, and it was a super large portion, he was ready to listen to the story.

A few days ago, the story of Sun Wukong and Su Xiaoci really interested him, and he had already prepared popcorn, and at this moment, he really looked like he was listening to a story.

Seeing that a bucket of popcorn really appeared in Li Wuyan's hand, Yan smiled in surprise: "You really brought it?" I haven't eaten the earth's popcorn tweed, I'll taste it. ”

As she spoke, she was tumbling on the fire with a wooden stick in one hand, and one hand reached into the bucket of popcorn in Li Wuyan's hand, and threw a few into her mouth.

"It's delicious," Yan chewed slowly and said in appreciation before swallowing: "The earth is not good at anything, in the universe is the share of being bullied, but the only thing in the universe is that the earth says that no one dares to say the second, that is, the food of the earth is strange, the way to eat is fresh, and even corn can become a new variety of popcorn."

She appreciated this from the bottom of her heart, most of the civilizations in the universe have a single food, and even some of the more special races directly skip meals, such as their angels.

As he spoke, Yan threw a few popcorn into his mouth, and then glanced at Wu Chengen, whose old face looked so old at the moment under the illumination of the fire, and looked like he was going to return to the west.

However, Yan was eating popcorn in his mouth and vaguely urged: "Old man, hurry up and tell the story, I can't wait, even I want to know what the story is."

"It's okay" Wu Chengen raised his head, looked at the fish that was tumbling in the fire, his eyes were a little empty, and said: "Since I came to talk to you, it doesn't hurt to tell you, anyway, you can know sooner or later."

He actually said this to himself, Li Wuyan could directly read Sun Wukong's memory, but he didn't, but ran away to ask himself, which was a kind of respect, and Yan's words, although her eye of insight can't read Sun Wukong now, but it is definitely okay in the future, as long as it goes further, it is absolutely possible.

"I haven't revealed this matter to anyone else, that is, I only said it when you Li Wuyan came," Wu Chengen said wistfully.

"Can you hurry up, I'm excited, don't talk too much nonsense, hurry up!" Li Wuyan urged impatiently, he didn't want to listen to Wu Chengen's nonsense at all, it was completely unnutritious.

"Don't worry, didn't I just say it" Wu Chengen glanced at Li Wuyan, looking angry, and at the same time he recalled it at this moment......

Thousands of years ago, the earth was in the Northern Song Dynasty, which was a relatively quiet era, and there were not too many wars.

On Huaguo Mountain, a huge stone is placed there, which is completely artificially transported there, and it is not a boulder naturally generated by Huaguo Mountain at all.

Just because this boulder is actually a hundred zhang high and a hundred zhang wide, and there is a head under the stone, it is a head with golden hair, and only one head is exposed when the whole person is pressed under the boulder.

It's hard to imagine who is this hairy face pressed under this huge stone, and it is not pressed into a meatloaf, but there is a flexible movement, and the eyes are bright.

Sun Wukong, who was pressed under the stone, complained to himself: "Really, isn't it just a cut of beard, and I have to press my grandson here."

Although complaining, those eyes were bright.

He cut off the beard of his master's chin when his master Wu Chengen was sleeping, and then Wu Chengen, who woke up, directly beat him up and then pressed under the stone.

This stone is so huge, not to mention hundreds of tons, feeling the weight Sun Wukong muttered: "It's really, so annoying!"

He complained, being crushed under this boulder was not physical pain, but spiritual pain, the pain of being restrained and free, he had always been free in Huaguo Mountain.

When you are thirsty and drink spring water, if you are in a bad mood, you will bully the beasts in the mountains, in short, you are free and carefree, but at this moment, you cut Wu Chengen's beard, not only was you beaten, but you also had to be pressed here for a full year.

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong just felt that he was about to collapse, how can he spend this year, he can skip meals and drink water, but he can skip meals or not eat, he wants to eat and wants to eat, these are two different things.

Monkey nature is to like to eat peaches, and he Sun Wukong is no exception, of course, he also likes to eat peaches, but Wu Chengen beat him up and pressed him here and sternly warned him not to give him peaches to eat, not to mention that he didn't give a bite of peach water during this period, so that he knew the sin of cutting his beard.

You can not drink water, you can not eat rice, you can feel pain in your body, but you can't eat peaches, Sun Wukong is holding his head with one hand at the moment, and he is only outside with part of his head and hands at the moment.

"Hey master" Suddenly he shouted in surprise, only to see an old man with white hair and a shawl in front of him walking towards him, it was the master Wu Chengen.

has been pressed here for several days and the master has not come to see him, it seems that the master has softened his heart and is coming to let himself out, Sun Wukong thought in his heart, generally speaking, his master will not punish him, even if he is punished, it is just a show to scare and scare him.

He knew this best, and this time he cut his old man's beard, and he must have just said that he was going to suppress himself for a year.

"Wukong" At this time, Wu Chengen had already walked to Sun Wukong and stood in front of him, looking condescendingly at Sun Wukong who was pressed under the boulder, with sternness in his eyes, at this moment Wu Chengen's white beard on his chin was cut off in half, which looked really funny.

"Master disciple knows that you are wrong, you can forgive the disciple this time," Sun Wukong hurriedly grabbed Wu Chengen's thigh and began to beg for mercy.

According to his experience when he made mistakes before, as long as he begged for mercy at this time, the master would definitely forgive him, and as soon as his heart softened, he would let himself out.

"Wrongdoing?" Wu Chengen glared at him angrily and said, "You naughty monkey, this time you must be pressed for a year and a half to make you remember."

"The master disciple really knows that he is wrong" When Sun Wukong heard this, he hurriedly continued to hold his thighs and shook them constantly, looking pitiful.

However, Wu Chengen was unmoved, glared at him angrily and said, "From today onwards, you are pressed here, don't want to eat peaches, and reflect on yourself alone."

He flicked his sleeves and then turned around suddenly, and then behind him was the voice of Sun Wukong constantly begging for mercy, he still didn't look back, he used to be too indulgent to this naughty monkey, and now he even cut half of his beard, so what if he didn't pay attention to what if he cut his hair in half.

So this time he is determined to let Sun Wukong reflect and introspect, otherwise he will have to turn the world upside down in the future, and he will not give him peaches, this is his favorite thing, let him know what is wrong.

Seeing that the figure of his master Wu Chengen gradually disappeared from his eyes, until he finally disappeared completely, Sun Wukong lowered his head and stopped crying for mercy.

He didn't expect that this time the master would actually come, if he was pressed here for a year and a half and didn't bring peaches to himself, he would probably go crazy.

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong is a little frightened, he is usually used to freedom, running east and west, and he is very happy on this Huaguo Mountain, and he will pick a few peaches to eat every day.

"What can I do about this, it's good" Sun Wukong was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, with an anxious face, constantly thinking about how to secretly find a few peaches to eat behind the master's back.

However, this is not realistic, this mountain not only has weight, but also has the means of his own master on it, and if you want to come out of it, you can rely on yourself now that it is a fantasy, a fool's dream.

Do you want the other animals to bring it for you? But this is even more unrealistic, there are no other creatures in Huaguo Mountain who can speak and understand human words except for the master and himself, and those animals can understand their own words and help them bring a few peaches over There are really ghosts.

And at this time, a macaque ran towards here, and soon ran in front of Sun Wukong's head, very curious, as if thinking about why there is a head and body here?

"Can you help me get some peaches?" Seeing the macaque in front of him, Sun Wukong looked at it with some expectations, but the macaque didn't know what he was talking about at all, or didn't know what he was talking about at all.

Originally, he was also an ordinary monkey, but it was only because the master put a super gene in his body that he became the Monkey King with a name who can speak human words, but he can speak human words but can't communicate with monkeys.

For example, at this moment, the macaque was completely curious about what was going on with him, and ignored him at all, and after a while, the macaque seemed to feel bored, so he left quickly, and slapped a paw on Sun Wukong's face when he left, and then left with a smug laugh.

"It's really a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by dogs" Sun Wukong looked like he wanted to cry without tears, but he didn't expect to be slapped by his former compatriots, usually he was bullying the fierce beasts in Huaguo Mountain, and now he can even ride a macaque on his head.

Several times in the middle, other animals came over and looked at Sun Wukong curiously, not understanding what this was, how could it be crushed under the stone.

So Sun Wukong spent several days in a row, and he didn't eat peaches in these days, and the master didn't come to see him, but there were many other animals to watch him.

Even the beasts that had been bullied by him ran over, and the beasts that had been bullied by him were all happy when they saw Sun Wukong like this.

For example, at this moment, a tiger is in the distance of Sun Wukong, constantly watching Sun Wukong roar in a low voice, as if he is watching Sun Wukong's jokes, as if he is saying that you also have today.

But the tiger didn't get too close, after all, it is an animal that doesn't have much intelligence, no more than Sun Wukong, an outlier in the animal, has super genes, and the tiger is afraid of what to do if he gets close and suddenly gets bullied again.

It's been a few days of boredom, except for the other animals in the middle who have come to watch Sun Wukong who was crushed under the stone, no one else has come, and his master Wu Chengen has also done what he said and didn't come, it seems that he is really going to press him for a year and a half.

"It's not really going to be a year and a half, is it?" Sun Wukong cried with a sad face, thinking that the master would lose his anger in a few days, and then let himself out, but it turned out as if he had forgotten himself.

"This can't be done, there are no peaches to eat" Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks, countless thoughts rushed through his mind, and he had to find a way to let his master forgive himself or get a few peaches to eat.

It's just that what can be done now, even if those beasts can understand their own speech, they may not be willing to help, because he used to bully those beasts in the mountains every day, and those beasts will definitely not help him if they really understand human language.

Sun Wukong suddenly had the idea of lifting a stone to shoot himself in the foot, and the monkey in the animal is not necessarily completely ignorant of human language, maybe he can understand it a little bit.

However, this is not the point, the point is when he sees a monkey running in front of him today with a peach in his hand.

He was immediately ecstatic, thinking that the monkey had seen that he was of the same kind, although he had been of the same kind, but he looked like an enlarged monkey no matter how he said it, but to his disappointment, the monkey had no intention of giving him the peach.

"Come over to me, okay?" Sun Wukong begged the monkey bitterly, but the monkey ignored him completely, as if he was deliberately biting off a small bite on the peach in front of him.

Suddenly, Sun Wukong, who had not eaten a peach for several days, felt that he was eating his own flesh, and he wanted to reach out and grab the monkey first, and then grab the peach, but his hand was just a little bit away from the monkey.

It was a little distance that prevented him from reaching the monkey, and the monkey seemed to know that Sun Wukong wanted to catch him, so he hurriedly left with the peach in his hand that he had already bitten.

"I'm going not to go, obediently" Sun Wukong looked at the monkey who was leaving, and all he saw in his eyes was the departure of Peaches.