Chapter 152: Wednesday of the Seventh Week
Wednesday of the seventh week of the second semester is April 1, April Fool's Day.
The sixth day of the third lunar month.
Suitable: marrying, tailoring, crowning.
Don't: burial, open market.
Sometimes, Zheng Qing felt that the old yellow calendar was too accurate. can always control the blessings and disasters of the world through the providence in the dark.
Just like today is April Fool's Day, Zheng Qingman's mind is full of beware of being tricked by his peers, but unexpectedly, in the end, he planted a big heel in his own small shop.
It's been three days since the Forbidden Demon Festival, but the tense atmosphere on campus continues unabated. The inspectors and the school staff tried their best to maneuver between the students of the two colleges, but they still could not avoid a series of fights.
The students in charge of discipline in the two colleges are crazy to deduct points for the students of the other college: for example, when passing by in the corridor, there is a wind, which belongs to running and playing in the teaching building, and points are deducted; for example, when you meet the senior seniors of the other college in the corridor around the lake, you don't say hello, which is a faux pas, and points are deducted; for example, if you eat in the cafeteria, you will feel the honor of the school, and the points will be deducted.
In short, the discipline of both sides has reached the point of unscrupulous means, there are only unexpected reasons, and there are no points that cannot be deducted.
In just the past three days, a number of students in the two colleges have had their discipline scores deducted to zero. This means that the scores, which account for five percent of the weight in the final assessment, have said goodbye to them.
Although Zheng Qing was not angry about the chaos of Alpha Academy, he didn't want to touch his head during this time period. So for the past two days, after class, he called his companions from the Sin Hunting Team to take refuge in D&K.
Located at the end of the pedestrian street, Na Ya is a good place to take refuge because there are few tourists or businessmen in the neighborhood.
Wednesday afternoon is a session on the philosophy of magic.
Professor Yao spent half an hour before class severely criticizing the stupidity of the students of the two colleges, Alpha and Jiuyou, and at the same time, he spent another half hour before class to persuade everyone to put aside their prejudices and focus on the worst enemies of wizards, demons.
His approach was the same as that of Professor Emma in astronomy class on Tuesday afternoon, raising suspicions that it was a unified plan of action discussed by the professors.
To be honest, Zheng Qing was a little disappointed with the professors' old-fashioned, uninspired way of preaching.
And he was not alone in his disappointment, as students with the same attitude as him abound in the institution. Everyone is a college student, an adult, and everyone knows that conflict is not a good thing. But the current situation is no longer something that can be appeased by the professors' words. Everyone watched as a spark hovered over the barrel of explosives, and at some point it was about to fall.
The professors, perhaps, were more focused on the mysterious task than fully aware of the growing anger on campus.
"Maybe they noticed it, but there was nothing they could do about it. Lying behind D&K's bar, Xin Fatzi wrote a commentator's article refuting the fallacy of the Beta Post, while analyzing: "As the saying goes, 'blocking is better than sparse', both sides feel that they have a reason, and there is no room to bow their heads...... Perhaps only after one eruption will there be room for maneuver. ”
"I'll just think you're talking foolishly about April Fool's Day. Zheng Qing shook his head and unceremoniously expressed his disagreement.
Fat Xin dropped the quill, looked up at the young public-funded student, rolled his small eyes, and shouted: "Then what do you say, what should the professors do? Use magic to erase the memories of the students of the two colleges, make them forget the big on the lakeside, or those demagogic speeches? Or use magic to blow up Linzhong Lake......
"It's a good idea to blow up Linzhong Lake. Zhang Jixin, who was sitting in the corner teasing the fat cat, suddenly raised his head and said with a smile: "Those stinky guys in the lake can almost be regarded as the origin of all this mess...... It just so happened that the professors blew up Linzhong Lake, boom, like a bird that had eaten all of its food and threw it into the forest, and it ended up with a white land that was really clean. ”
When he said the last sentence, he even snorted.
This made Zheng Qing a little impressed.
He had always known that Elder Zhang Da had very hard fists and a great temper, but he didn't know that Elder Zhang Da would make such a small tune. If the real person is not disguised, he cannot be observed.
"Nonsense. Xin Fatzi scoffed at Zhang Jixin's remarks, shook the copy of the "Beta Town Post" in his hand, raised his voice slightly, and said: "Is it time for violence to wipe out everything? No! Now is the war of public opinion! If we really flip the table at this time, the only thing that can be proved is that we are weak-minded, and we can't talk about them!"
"Look at what those Alpha people are saying...... 'The Fish-Man Reserve is a free land, and the rough practices of the Nine Talents Academy are an act of disregard for the rights and interests of the Fish-People' 'The reservation area is in the Nine Talents Academy, and even more so in the First University...... The entire operation of the university has its own internal logic and moral code, "Today they used jurisdiction to block the Fish-Man Tribe, tomorrow they use some other name, will they also blockade Alpha Castle?" and so on. ”
"What are these? These are what Alpha is doing with all his might right now, to occupy the moral high ground and attack the Nine Beings. What we can do is to fight them for that vantage point, or find a place higher than the position they occupy. In this way, you can really look at those white robes with contemptuous eyes. ”
"Okay!!" Zheng Qing chirped and slapped his hands, praising the fat man's words. He didn't slap himself in the face, but sought truth from facts. The idea of being fat is indeed more realistic.
Zhang Jixin hugged the cat and sighed.
"Speaking of which, the Fish-Man Reserve is still in the Nine Schools, not in Alpha Castle. The red-faced wizard buttoned his nose, rolled his strange eyes, looked at the ceiling and muttered: "Linzhong Lake is the Linzhong Lake of Jiuyou Academy, and you should obey the relevant rules and regulations of Jiuyou Academy first." Just like the doctor said before, the fish-man tribe belongs to the guest house, and even if it has independent judicial authority, it can only be aimed at the fish-people themselves, and cannot be governed by a long arm, beyond the system of the academy. ”
"Bingo!" The fat man snapped his fingers, and rarely agreed with Zhang Jixin: "This is the point of my article today: any rights and interests of the fish people must be within the scope of the regulations of the Nine You Academy. Otherwise, joining the Fish-Man Tribe stipulates that cannibalism is legal, and the Nine Beings Academy must also uphold their right to do ......so?
"Whoa!"
The loud shaking of the door interrupted the chatter of several young wizards from the Sin Hunting Team.
Zheng Qing turned his head curiously and looked at the door.
A huge black sheep's head slammed open the door of the store, and half of its body rushed in.
The black sheep opened his mouth, and instead of bleating, Lin Guo shouted anxiously: "Close the door of the store quickly, the pickets are looking for trouble for you!!"