Birthday sticker: There is a mythical beast at home [dedicated to Eleven Niang]
First of all, thank you, if not, I will always forget Eleven Niang's birthday. I can't help it, I'll forget my own birthday. If no one reminds you, it's always an ordinary day that passes in a hurry.
Lao D writes books and does not commit personal affairs, because life is very heavy, and there are always all kinds of hardships to support his family. I wrote a book to bring joy to everyone, and I am really sorry for you.
Today, I would like to share a little happiness with you.
Old D's baby is more than a year old, can't speak yet, and is nicknamed the Divine Beast. Mythical beasts like to mumble to themselves, you don't understand what is being said, but you can tell the difference between joy and sorrow.
Mythical beasts are timid, and unknown things are afraid to touch, for example, if there is a goldfish in the basin, he will take your hand and let you touch it first to make sure that there is no danger, and then go to play.
The mythical beast has a big toy dog, plush, he likes to drag on the floor, tired of walking, put the dog down, and then lie on his stomach to rest, very satisfied.
No matter what it is, the mythical beast can be used as a toy, and it is not picky at all. If you see something you want, if you can't get it, you will shout for two minutes at most, and you will give up, and you will not roll on the ground. Old D is very pleased, this is called being able to afford to put it down.
Speaking of timidity, once, the mythical beast was playing with a beer can, which he had never drunk. No one paid attention to him, and he was having fun, when suddenly he cried. Hurry up to see, it turns out that the beast bit the beer can with its teeth, bites the pull ring open a slit, and the foam of the beer sprays out, which scares him. Old D is still very relieved, with this lesson, he will not drink heavily for a long time.
When Old D writes, the beast will make trouble, he will slowly rub against my legs, pretending to make love to me, once he relaxes his vigilance, he will squeeze in front of the keyboard, and then start typing the keyboard. Old D is computer blind.,I don't know why the beast can turn off the computer every time.,It's all a quick operation.。
There's no way, the genetic determination of the mythical beast is that he likes computers. Old D opened the notebook to him, isn't it just typing on the keyboard? The notebook was opened, and the beast sat on the keyboard with a butt, and quickly hugged it down, if it peed, the computer would be finished.
I always hear people say that it is very hard to make milk powder money, and it looks like a bitter and hateful. Well, Lao D is very happy, and it is worth doing any work for the sake of the divine beast.
Eleven Niang takes care of the divine beast, and does not let Lao D do housework, and gives a lot of pocket money. What else does Lao D have to complain about, it is precisely because of this that Lao D can write with peace of mind, and the current update speed is the credit of Eleven Niang.
Brothers and sisters who like "Badge", today is the birthday of Eleven Niang, everyone and Lao D thank Eleven Niang for her dedication. Subscription, Reward, Reminder, Commuter Pass, Recommendation, Click, Collection......
A thousand words long, I can't write anything, just write a little slice of life.