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Zhang Weidong flashed sideways, dodged the foreman's kick, and the bell of "Invisible Wings" suddenly sounded in his trouser pocket, paused, and said with a hippie smile: "Boss, don't make trouble, I'll answer the phone, I'll definitely finish your work later!"

"If you can't finish it today, roll the calf immediately, I am a worker here who is my duty, and I can't afford to raise an uncle like you!" The foreman looked at Zhang Weidong, gave a little face, pointed to his nose and said, pulled away and grabbed some paper from his hand by the way, glanced at the pit, and asked in a much softer tone: "Is it really as good as you say??!?"

"Brother, don't believe it, you squat, one word, cool!!"

"Go out and control the wind at the door!" the foreman waved his hand and squatted on the pit. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

And Zhang Weidong quickly walked out of the toilet, leaned against the wall, connected to the unfamiliar number, and asked, "Hey, who?"

"Is that Mr. Zhang Weidong?"

"yes, where are you?"

"Hello, I'm Shenyang CITIC Law Firm, my name is Zhou Jun!" The middle-aged man on the other end of the phone introduced himself.

"What are you looking for me for?" asked Zhang Weidong suspiciously.

"I have a fortune that needs to be negotiated with you about inheritance!"

"Dude, are you cheating, you wait!" Zhang Weidong paused, blinked ignorantly and glanced at the phone, the time on it showed 47 seconds, and then Zhang Weidong continued: "I can still scold you for 12 seconds, you listen well, mud horse Gobi, x*&^^%#!!"

".......Hey, Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang?!" Zhou Jun listened to the other party as if he was scolding himself, but he spoke in a chapter, the sentences were extremely smooth, and the scolding was quite flowery, just like squatting in an Internet café in the middle of the night, squatting inexplicably in an Internet café in the middle of the night, and scolding those little ladies on the street in the chat room, it was not inferior at all, Zhou Jun tried to say two words out loud, but he didn't speak at all, 12 seconds passed, the phone appeared busy, and Zhang Weidong hung up directly.

", is it a tiger b, do you have a regular number, 888888 cheat the phone bill??" Zhou Jun sat in the office, scolded in a broken heart, helped his glasses, then paused, took out his mobile phone to Zhang Weidong's number, and sent his personal name by text message.

"You really don't know how many pits there are on your brother Zhang, and you still want to cheat me on the phone bill,!" Zhang Weidong took the phone, shook his head and scolded, and then said lonely: "I was born at the wrong time!!!I don't have as much money as Gates, the biggest reason is that when I was a child, my mother and I wanted to change the pigsty into a garage, she didn't do it, she was short-sighted!"

After the god finished chattering, Zhang Weidong was about to leave with small square steps, but at this time the phone rang again, he took out his mobile phone irritably, opened the text message and looked at it, and was stunned for a few seconds, and then the expression on his face changed greatly, and he pressed the call back button as fast as he could, and asked straight to the point: "Do you know my uncle??"

"Yes, I was entrusted by your uncle to help manage an inheritance, your uncle has had some changes in the past few days, I need to dock with you according to the will, and your mother has passed away, right?" Zhou Jun groaned for a moment and asked.

Zhang Weidong was stunned for a moment, and then continued to say quickly: "Yes, my mother is dead!inheritance??My uncle is a big bastard, what inheritance does he have??and, what's wrong with him?"

"This sentence or two sentences are not clear, you see that if it is convenient for you, it is best to come to Shenyang, let's talk about this matter in person!"

"How much is the inheritance?? If it costs 12,000, I won't go, and it's still more than 100 now!" Zhang Weidong instinctively replied.

"........!" Zhou Jun was stunned for at least three minutes, and said with a fragmented expression: "The inheritance is worth a lot, at least the funds can exceed 100 million, and the specific amount has to be counted!"

"Buzz!"

Zhang Weidong's head roared, it was definitely stronger than drinking two boxes of fake wine, and there was a phenomenon of fragmentation almost instantly, and there was a burst of pain from the corner of his mouth, and he instinctively touched it with his hand, but it turned out that his mouth was too open, and he accidentally grinned........

"More....more, more, more...less?"

"At least more than 100 million!"

"You didn't fool me??"

"When you come to Shenyang, you can see the original will, and there is the fairness of the notary office!"

"Then do I have a heritage competitor?" Zhang Weidong was silent for a long time, and asked abruptly.

After hearing this, Zhou Jun was stunned for a moment, a little unable to react, why can this tiger B boy still consider this problem, thought about it for a while, and replied with a light smile: "You inherit alone!!"

"Okay, I'll go to Shenyang tomorrow, oh no, today, oh no, now, go to Shenyang immediately, you transfer the cash immediately, the location must be hidden!!, that's all!" Zhang Weidong said and hung up the phone directly, jumped up more than a meter in the air, waved his arm vigorously, and shouted: "You are still stabbing Microsoft in your mother's B garage!! There is an uncle who mixes the society is the king!!What is this called? This is called the heavens and the people, and they must first squat in the toilet for three years!

Zhang Weidong took the phone, turned around excitedly in the same place for I don't know how many times, turned around and was about to walk to the shed, but just after taking two steps, his body suddenly stopped, turned around neatly, and plunged into the toilet.

"Boss, boss, still pulling??" Zhang Weidong poked his neck, walked into the toilet, and asked yelling.

"There was indeed a problem with the pork last night, and as soon as the gate was opened, it was a little unbearable!" The foreman's face turned red, squatted in the pit, looked up at Zhang Weidong, and replied lightly.

"The butt is quite round!" Zhang Weidong smoked obliquely, looked at the foreman, and replied lightly.

", get to work, don't the calves here!" the foreman blinked and scolded irritably.

"I'll just pull it, what are you doing!" Zhang Weidong said on tiptoe and bared his teeth.

"Get out, don't get shy!"

"Hehe, boss, come here, stretch your face over, I'll tell you a secret!!" Zhang Weidong mysteriously lowered his head and hooked his fingers.

"What's wrong?" said the foreman, looking at him a little suspiciously.

"I'm No. 42's foot!!" Zhang Weidong shouted angrily, raised his big foot, and kicked the foreman in the face roughly, and then picked up a nearly two-and-a-half-meter-long dung scoop with both hands, split it, and slapped it down on the foreman's head.

"Weidong, don't make trouble, there's on there!!"

"Your mother, I'm willing to read, I'm willing to squat in the toilet!! are you convinced!"

"**Cub, don't let me out!!" The foreman couldn't lift his pants, was fucked into the corner, covered his head, and scolded loudly.

"Still scold!!!

"I call you Grandma B!"

"Sure enough, it's a tough guy, anti-dry!!" Zhang Weidong pouted, paused slightly, and suddenly had an idea, and very disgustingly, he poked the head of the spoon down the other pit, stirred it vigorously, and scooped up half a spoonful of smelly feces.

The foreman blinked, looked at the yellow-black feces that were still dripping, swallowed his saliva, blinked and said, "Dancing Spoon Xingjun!!

"Whoa!!"

As soon as the spoon flipped over, the contents poured down, Zhang Weidong threw away the handle, looked at the foreman and said: "Life ups and downs, yesterday, today and tomorrow, you can talk about the past, talk about the present, but don't talk about anyone's future, I don't have to be a cement worker all my life, and you don't have to be a foreman all my life, bully me?

After speaking, Zhang Weidong walked out of the toilet with his back hand, and then he didn't take anything, and ran away.