Chapter 003: Encounter with Three Fools
Jiufang Shaoyun, who was thinking about whether to exchange his senior brother for money, stopped when his eyes fell on Yin Xuanling's open neckline.
She stretched out her hand and helped Yin Xuanling tie the swallow buckle on her neckline, while chattering and admonishing.
"Although you are my senior brother, you have never been down the mountain before, and you don't know the dangers of the rivers and lakes. No matter what happens in the future, you have to listen to me, a little junior sister. ”
Yin Xuanling, who didn't think twice, nodded, "um".
"Don't leave me for half a step, protect me and yourself."
Yin Xuanling nodded again, and only replied with a "um" word, which made Jiufang Shaoyun can't help but complain in her heart: If you don't use the word as gold to describe her senior brother, you are blind to this idiom!
Seeing that Yin Xuanling was like a stuffy gourd with a sawed mouth, Jiufang Shaoyun had a teasing heart, and his eyebrows were lightly raised.
"It's going to say, 'Hmm.'" I asked you to protect me for the rest of my life, and you did the same? ”
Yin Xuanling, who was still not thinking, nodded again like a robot who could only nod. nodded so fast, as if he was worried that if he answered slowly, he would be thrown here by Jiufang Shaoyun.
Jiufang Shaoyun, who smiled slightly, reached out to pick a blade of grass on Yin Xuanling's head, pouted and said in disgust: "But I don't want to serve you for the rest of my life!" ”
"Squeak", the monkey's cry not far away, as if protesting against Jiufang Shaoyun's duplicity.
Jiufang Shaoyun, who frowned slightly, withdrew his hand and turned to look.
In front of a laurel tree not far ahead, there were three teenagers, one of whom was gorgeously dressed and dressed very fancifully, and was whipping a fierce beast tied to the tree, the white-eared fox, with a very piercing golden silk soft whip.
"Say, where is the Immortal Medicine Pavilion?"
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
This product was born without a brain!
The poisonous tongue Jiufang Shaoyun slandered in his heart, pretending not to see the three fools who were not quite in their heads, and pulled her senior brother Yin Xuanling to bypass these three people, so as not to be stupid.
As a result, the fancy young man, suddenly like a mudskipper, suddenly jumped in front of Jiufang Shaoyun and the others, blocking the way.
The fancy boy is a little white face, looking like a disciple, but his tone is very calm, he smiles before speaking, showing a pair of dimples on his face, and he looks polite.
"Two immortal friends, but you came down from Zhaoyao Mountain?"
Sao Nian, what kind of unbeaten eyes are you!
The dimple boy who blocked the way looked polite, but his peach blossom eyes, while looking up and down at Jiufang Shaoyun and Yin Xuanling, also looked at the woods next to him with a shy, embarrassed, I broke the eyes of the two of you who were doing good.
His brain was spinning faster than the axle, and Jiufang Shaoyun, who had a hundred ranks in his eyes, immediately realized that this young man had just seen her tie the collar button for her senior brother Yin Xuanling, and remove the blades of grass on her head, plus the secluded grove next to her, so he thought about it!
Dad, don't blame me for causing trouble when I get off the mountain, it's this guy who is too meowed, and my fist inexplicably wants to have a close contact with his face!
Before being beaten, the dimple boy shook the golden silk whip in his hand, and complained loudly in a very frustrated tone.
"Didn't you say that on the swaggering mountain where the Immortal Medicine Pavilion is located, the demon beasts have all become essences, why can't this one speak?"
After the Great War of the Gods and Demons of Hanquan, the spiritual energy of the Great Wilderness was exhausted, and people could no longer cultivate immortals and fly to the heavenly realm, how could demon beasts cultivate into essence and transform into humans!
In the great wilderness, the demon beast is divided into two, one of which is the spirit beast, through human nature, and when you meet a fate, you follow.
But the Great Wilderness Spirit Beast is rarer than the Yaochi Immortal Grass, and it is almost extinct.
The reason why the Immortal Medicine Pavilion, which has only a few disciples, is famous in the rivers and lakes is because the pavilion master Dongfang Yunzhong tamed a spirit beast Lu Shu.
The Immortal Medicine Pavilion has the current fame, and it is completely stained with the light of the Lushu spirit beast!
In fact, the spirit beast Lu Shu was not tamed in the clouds of the nine directions, he just once ran out of strength when he fought fierce beasts in the mountains, causing diarrhea and being forced to go to the toilet in the wilderness.
As a result, his excrement was swallowed into his stomach by the herbivorous Lu Shu. Since then, this unlucky Lu Shu has willingly followed Jiufang Yunzhong and became his mount.
Another kind of demon beast in the Great Wilderness is a fierce beast.
As the name suggests, fierce and brutal beasts, such as "Qingqiu Nine Tails" and "Lu Wu Gu Eagle", most of them eat people and do not understand human nature, but they have a certain amount of wisdom, and they can break the wisdom of the fierce beast through the demon patterns on their bodies!
A fierce beast has the wisdom of a three- or four-year-old child; The two-patterned fierce beast has the wisdom of a six- or seven-year-old child; The three-patterned fierce beast has the wisdom of a weeping child at the age of eight or nine.
Those with four or five tattoos have the wisdom of young children.
Those with more than five lines are rumored to be extinct!
And only fierce beasts can cultivate demon patterns, which takes about five hundred years, and spirit beasts do not!
Although there are fierce beasts as wise as children, they can't be spoken to people, and the same is true of spirit beasts!
The white-eared beast tied to the tree, with no lines on its body, is just an ordinary fierce beast, and it has not yet opened its mind, and it is impossible to even understand what people say, let alone speak human language!
Although Jiufang Shaoyun didn't want to pay attention to these three fools, when the other party mentioned the Immortal Medicine Pavilion, he looked these three people up and down.
The dimple boy holding a golden silk soft whip, about seventeen or eighteen years old, wears a precious shadow veil.
The silver-red shadow yarn is as light as a cicada's wings, and it transmits light very well, and when it shines, it is as beautiful as the morning glow, and it is mostly used in women's boudoirs to make bed curtains, or paste to frame window lattices, and few people make clothes.
After all, if you go out and encounter rain, it will be more than a "miserable" word can describe!
The light and transparent shadow veil, worn on the body of the dimple boy, is not against the harmony, and is well controlled by the rich temperament of his face.
It's just that the mouth of the leader of the dress is embroidered with dense patterns with gold threads, and when you look at it, you feel uncomfortable piercing your neck.
There is also a pair of thick-soled cloud climbing shoes on his feet, and there is a circle of red and blue gems embedded in the side of his boots.
The other two teenagers, always standing half a step behind the dimple boy, one squatting on a half-cut stump, with good teeth "clicking" and biting pine nuts; A man standing with one hand pinching his waist and a fat powder on his face should be the two entourage bodyguards of this foolish young master.
"What are you doing in the Immortal Medicine Pavilion?"
"Delegate a task."
As soon as she got off the mountain, God sent her a stupid and rich financier, is this compensation for her being in a coma for half a year?
The dimple boy had already tied the golden soft whip around his waist as a belt, and Jiufang Shaoyun stared at the money bag that fell from his waist, and his nose twitched: "Do you have any silver?" ”
The young man with dimples who was silent looked at Jiufang Shaoyun with a smile, and saw the two Venus cinnabar gourds on her chest and the Venus cinnabar gourds on Yin Xuanling's sword spikes, and the smile on her face was even worse.
"I didn't see that the two immortal friends were from the Immortal Medicine Pavilion. Rude, rude. ”
smiled and said that the dimple boy who was rude and admired for a long time suddenly changed his words: "However, I don't know if the two immortal friends have the ability to heal the sick and save people?" ”
"It's not hard."
"I'm young, but my tone is not small."
The young man who pinched his waist, pouted his lips in a girlish manner, held a gun with a stick, and squinted at people with a pair of hanging eyes.
Jiufang Shaoyun, who showed a capitalist smile, didn't want to pay attention to the little minions and traitors next to the gold master, and directly bowed his hand to the dimple boy.
"Immortal Medicine Pavilion, Jiufang Shaoyun. This is my senior brother Yin Xuanling, I don't know what to call my son? ”
The dimple boy also smiled with a greasy smile with a hint of old rivers and lakes: "In the next five four seven, the jade-faced proud son Shi Tianbroom." ”
Cornmeal dumplings go in ten days, where do they go?
Also, what does the five-four-seven sounding number mean?
Certainly not in the family, which great mother can give birth to more than 500 children!
Seeing that Jiufang Shaoyun and Yin Xuanling were confused, and didn't seem to understand their self-report, Shi Tianzhu couldn't help but squint his eyes slightly, and looked at the two of them from head to toe.
"You two, no ranking?"
"What's the rank?"
"Ranking on the list of gods and seas."