Chapter 35 The road is in danger, and the evil bandits are able to do five
Forget the meaning of "women's eyebrows" for the time being, and only say "weak clouds can't help but wind".
There are many fish who put on a manly face, no matter what you say, he is also a man who and faces outward, and there is no need for the little woman of Jiufang Shaoyun to come out, and the four of them will carry this big fat pig.
"Women can hold up half the sky. Let's draw lots, and I'm no exception. ”
Jiufang Shaoyun, who was scared to death when he saw ants just now, suddenly came to the spiritual head, and he broke five small branches neatly and skillfully, held them in the palm of his hand, and stretched them out in front of everyone.
"Draw the short man to carry the pig."
Many fish who pinched their waists immediately jumped out to object, saying that he could see that Jiufang Shaoyun didn't want to fight against pigs, and felt sorry for her senior brother, thinking of a way to let the three of them carry pigs, obviously playing conspiracy.
Smiled and took a small branch from Jiufang Shaoyun's hand of the stone broom, as if he had not heard the words of many fish, only concerned about the sentence "Women can hold up half the sky" that Jiufang Shaoyun just said, where did he hear it?
"Said a great man!"
Shi Tianzhu asked which great man it was, and Jiufang Shaoyun gave him a look that you don't know even if he told you.
Indeed, how could Shi Tianzhu know about this great man in later generations!
Jiufang Shaoyun, who stretched out his hand in front of many fish, shook it and asked him to smoke it first, and she and the senior brother drew it last, so as not to say that she was playing tricks.
Many fish who snorted took a small branch from Jiufang Shaoyun's hand, but it turned out that it was short, and they immediately stopped drying, and asked Jiufang Shaoyun what tricks he played?
"You are a man who and faces outward, you can't afford to lose, right?"
Many fish with fast brains snatched all the small branches, and said that he knew, Jiufang Shaoyun must have used his fingers to grasp the branches, flicking the branches back and forth, so that he could draw the shortest one.
"So you're not really a man. Forget it, it's up to me, the little woman, to carry this pig! ”
"Who said that the master is not a man."
Many of the fish, who had smashed all the twigs on the cart, rolled up their sleeves and reached out to grab a pig's foot, but immediately their faces fell into their crotches.
If it was changed to a bag of 100 catties of rice, he would not say a word, and would leave on his shoulder.
But he really couldn't stand the smell of the pig, and begged a hundred taels to help him carry the pig with a bitter face.
"You tell me honestly, did I just say that I fell for your tricks?"
Grabbing the two pork legs, many fish who were still clinging to the answer, asked Jiufang Shaoyun if he was playing a trick, and the result was: "It's your bad luck." ”
Many fish, who were speechless, silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood!
The strange water flows out of the southwest of Qiyang Mountain, and flows into the water of Xianyi in the east, and the appearance is like "piercing the kiln", so it is named.
There are many pebbles, as large as pots and pans, and the small ones are the size of fists. There is also "water jade" in the water, a kind of jade that is as stiff as a stone, the color is turquoise, and after the average person picks up the water jade, it will be polished into a smooth cylinder, which is used as a jade flute to fix the bundle of hair.
There are also residents who believe that this water jade belongs to water, and people who lack water in the five elements make it into a jade pendant and wear it on their bodies.
Because the jade is hard and brittle, it is not easy to carve, and most of them are simply polished into the shape of jade.
There are few trees in Qiyang Mountain, and except for a few large stones that are one person high, there is moist muddy land on the shore of the strange water, and there are smooth fist-sized pebbles in the water.
Many fish, who were almost lying on the ground with the big fat pig, pointed at the strange water with their trembling fingers, and warned Jiufang Shaoyun that if he didn't fish out the turtle, he would let Jiufang Shaoyun eat the pig.
"Just roast it over a fire and eat it, what's so hard about it!"
Jiufang Shaoyun, who said this, took a deep breath of the tempting aroma of spices in the Western Regions with his nose, and said very intoxicated that it was a pity, it was better not to fish for turtles, they were picnic here, and roasted and ate this fat and thin pig!
When many fish heard this, they hurriedly jumped up from the ground, stood in front of the fruits of his labor, and warned Jiufang Shaoyun that if he dared to touch this big fat pig, he would chop off her hand.
"Choking" sounded, Jiufang Shaoyun once again pressed the hand of senior brother Yin Xuanling to draw his sword, and asked him not to be like an ignorant little child!
Many fish, who completely forgot that they were too tired to stand up straight, were inspired by Jiufang Shaoyun's strength, and jumped to their feet and asked Jiufang Shaoyun who was the little kid?
"What's next?"
Sitting on a big stone, the stone broom shook the fan leisurely, and asked for a handful of pine nuts from Bailiang to swallow it, completely looking like a child's brother going out on an outing.
"Ignition."
"Are you really going to roast this pig and eat it?"
"It's to be roasted, and it's to be eaten, but not for me."
Jiufang Shaoyun, who pushed away many fish, took the torch that he didn't know when he lit from Yin Xuanling's hand, approached the side of the big fat pig smeared with spices, and roasted it.
The scorching flames forced out the aroma of the spices of the Western Regions.
Many fish clapped their hands and asked Jiufang Shaoyun if he wanted to lure the turtle in the water to the shore.
However, Do turtles eat pork?
Seeing that the side of the big fat pig that was disemboweled, it had become yellow and shiny, Jiufang Shaoyun immediately urged many fish to quickly push the big fat pig into the water, so as not to attract the beasts on the mountain.
"I will instruct others to do things", many fish muttered in their mouths, and reluctantly pushed the fragrant big fat pig to the edge of the strange water.
"If you don't have a brain, you naturally have to do some coolies. It's hard to do it, I just want to take the benefits for nothing! ”
Hearing Jiufang Shaoyun's words, many fish stopped picking on their heads, pointed to Jiufang Shaoyun's nose, and asked her who had no brains?
"I really envy you, when the end of the world comes, the air in your head is enough for you to live for a few more days."
failed to understand the many fish in Jiufang Shaoyun who were beating around and hurting people, and looked at Shi Tianzhu suspiciously: "Childe, is she scolding me for being brainless?" ”
"Hurry up and get to work! After dark, it's not good for us. ”
Many fish, who were indignant, glanced at Jiufang Shaoyun fiercely, and then took a hand with Bailiang again and pushed the big fat pig into the water together.
Jiufang Shaoyun, who signaled everyone to be quiet, pulled his senior brother Yin Xuanling, quietly hid behind a big stone, poked out two small heads, and observed the big fat pig that was constantly being slapped by the current.
After stopping the hundred taels of pine nuts, and jumping to the big stone with Shi Tianbroom, many fish who looked disappremay also slowly moved behind the big stone, and snorted at Jiufang Shaoyun with their nostrils facing the sky.
"I want to see if there is a turtle in this water?"
The big fat pig floating and sinking on the water's shore sends away the scorching sun and ushers in the sunset.
With the aroma of roast pigs, many fish that had already eaten three large cakes stretched impatiently, seeing that the last ray of light in the sky was about to fade, and couldn't help muttering, "Do they have to spend the night by this river tonight?"
After asking, he didn't wait for others to answer, so he began to complain about himself. Judging by the current situation, it is estimated that I will have to spend a few nights on this waterfront.
Moreover, in this strange water, whether there is a turtle or not is still two different things!
Even if there really is, the spirit beast is smart, where is it easy to be tempted by a pig.
Perhaps, when they wait here until their gray hair and wrinkled face are full, the turtle will not show up.
Many fish seem to have a textile machine installed in their mouths, constantly turning, endlessly making "crunch, crunch" sounds, disturbing the quiet!
I remembered that there was a word called "broken mouth" in later generations, and many fish can be called "sparse", which is more broken than the crushed peanuts sprinkled on top of the boiled meat slices that Jiufang Shaoyun loves to eat!
Jiufang Shaoyun, who was so angry that he was chattered by many fish, finally couldn't help but speak, the pork in the water may lose its effect if it is soaked for too long, so it is better to change the method.
Many fish, who realized the danger at once, stared at Jiufang Shaoyun in disbelief, as if they were looking at a lion with a bloody mouth open, and said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" ”