It turns out that I can't be regarded as an orthodox immortal, at most I am a half-immortal cultivated by a goblin! (This news really hit me)

My name is King Qingmu (Alas--this name is too copycat!) ), really as a blue-faced gold-tailed carp, living in my current hometown of Changqing Town on the edge of the Yin Yang Lake practice for many years, under a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, on weekdays have not done anything bad, at most occasionally turn into a human form to the nearby villages and towns to eat and drink, after a long time, there is a little way, by the way to help the people solve problems. The people also built a temple and a golden body for me. Later, he married the Sophora Fairy and had a daughter. The change of dynasties in the world is like a passing cloud, but my little life has been leisurely.

But there are unforeseen circumstances. Out of nowhere, a golden-winged demon popped up. That kid has thief eyebrows, golden wings on his back, and strong mana, and he doesn't interfere with the river water with my well water on weekdays, but he is also safe. Suddenly, one day, he came to visit and begged to marry my daughter Xiaoli. Seeing that his disgusting appearance made people unable to eat, how could I agree, and refused him on the spot. The boy was angry and fought with me, and I was wounded and fled. thought that he would stop there, who would have thought that people had a backstage - the Golden Dragon King on Red Flame Mountain was his uncle. That Dragon King is not easy to mess with, he is the same clan as the few Dragon Monarchs who are in charge of the waters of the world, and the officials are crushed to death! Insisting that I had taken possession of his territory and forced me to move out. If only it were my family of three, it would be fine. But seeing a group of subordinates helpless, how could I bear to let them live without a fixed place from now on, so I decided to go to heaven to say goodbye. Somehow, I leaked the news, and the Golden Dragon King burned my lake to the ground. His wife and daughter escaped by taking refuge in their home outside their home. I fought the dragon in the fire for three days and three nights. The dragon was badly wounded and fled. I died of exhaustion. My wife hugged my corpse and wept and turned into its original form. Since then, the daughter has lived a life under the fence. That's not even the worst of it. Because not all uncles are good uncles. His wife and brother are timid and cowardly, and his wife is selfish and domineering. can imagine how difficult her daughter's life is!

Alas--- after listening to the stories told by the patients, I was filled with joy and sorrow. The sad thing is that my poor daughter is helpless, and she lives in a low voice and looks at people's eyes. The good news is that we didn't do anything bad. On the contrary, it is a heroic feat that can be sung and cried. We're not a bad seed!

"Tell me about my daughter's separation. Why the hell did she come to me?" Although my daughter is not doing well in a foreign home, as a mortal, I can only sigh with admiration, what problem can I solve?

"Originally, you also got news from the Heavenly Realm in a battle with the Golden Dragon King. In order to maintain the tranquility of the Three Realms, the Golden Dragon King was beaten by the Emperor of Heaven into the wall of the Five Elements Cave of the Hanging Buddha Mountain, and he was never allowed to leave the cave. The Golden Red Demon was also taken back to Aokiya by his master Que Lingzi to be strictly guarded. But you also know that the relationship between the heavenly realms is intricate, and big and small things emerge one after another. In recent years, there has been a lot of trouble due to issues such as rank and race. The Emperor of Heaven was busy trying to extinguish the fire. Because of the involvement of their own interests, the gods under the Emperor of Heaven are only superficial and do not help the Emperor solve practical problems. The Emperor of Heaven had no choice but to implement the Huairou policy to win over all forces. The Golden Dragon King benefited from this and was released. The golden red demon even returned to Changqing Town and was named a local god, and threatened to marry your daughter Xiaoli back to be his third lady. Alas, you also know that your brother-in-law listens to his wife in everything. Originally, his wife didn't wait to see Xiaoli on weekdays. This time, she was shocked by the obscenity of the Golden Red Demon, and she took the initiative to sacrifice Xiaoli. Fortunately, your former subordinate Shiraishi found out the news and took Xiaoli away. Otherwise, Xiaoli would have already fallen into the wolf's den. There's no way, Xiao Li just pretended to be a soul and wanted to be reincarnated in your family. But she didn't want to think about it, how could she control this heavenly way. The results are already clear to you. As for your ---," the patient showed an unfathomable expression.

"What's wrong with me? And you said, "I've said all that, I don't know how much I can do to my daughter." "The more I listened, the more anxious I became. This celestial realm seems to be chaotic enough. The world is now sweeping away the evil and eliminating evil, and there are fewer and fewer bad people, and there is a peaceful and peaceful situation. On the contrary, this heavenly realm is rampant, so it's no wonder that there will be no chaos if it goes on like this! Pity my daughter for living in such a harsh environment. If it was --- at the beginning, it is a pity that there was no if. This may be the so-called Heavenly Dao.

"It's not difficult to help your daughter leave. At the beginning, you were exhausted in the vicious battle with the Golden Dragon King, and the original god was separated from the original body. Your wife, the Acacia Flower Fairy, uses her 10,000-year-old path to protect your body. Your soul has entered reincarnation by mistake, and you have become you in this life. Now as long as you ------ ouch--" The patient sold Guan Zi again, which really made me despise me, and I couldn't help but strangle his thigh with both arms. This guy screamed like a pig, and I was so frightened that I quickly let go of my hands.

"Just how? If you have something to say, don't move and beg for food. Do you want me to give you something good?" Usually I hate people who talk half a sentence the most, but today I just ran into one, and it seems to be a great god!

"You-you--ouch! It hurts me to death. Alas, for the sake of many years of friendship, I don't care about you. I don't need you to invite you for dinner, but I have a reluctant request, I wonder if you can agree?" The patient's eyebrows went up, and I knew that nothing good was going on.

"Who are you holy? What is the purpose of helping me?" I've got a good idea of this guy. It seems to be hypocritical, but in fact it has ulterior motives.

"Hehe-, you look at my memory, and forget that you have drunk Meng Po soup. The two of us have known each other for a long time, and the two immortals of Qinghuang on the shore of Yinyang Lake were famous in Changqing Town. "The patient's posture of reminiscing about the past made me really want to slap him.

"If you have something to say, let it go!" I've put up with him for a long time.

"You--how can you be so vulgar!" This guy blushes at every turn. It really makes me wonder more and more about what he is.

"Okay, you don't have to say it, you can't say anything good. My daughter is still left to fate. "I think about it, with my current strength, it is difficult to say whether I can get out of this ward to save my daughter from the dire situation. Although this guy seems to be a bit of a Taoist, his hesitant appearance makes people really dare not believe that he can have any good ideas. I turned to the hospital bed and sat cross-legged. It's better to rely on others than on yourself, or to carefully ponder and ponder my magic skills.

"You--I advise you not to waste your efforts, or listen to what I have to say. In order to restore your divine powers, you must first find the two souls you lost in the first place. "This guy is finally spitting out some useful information.

"Cut--" I feigned disdain for his words, giving him a disdainful look.

"When you were reincarnated, someone manipulated and stole your harmony and strength, so you were born weak and sickly, and you could see things that ordinary people could not see. Only by finding these two things and channeling your soul to your body with the Soul Attracting Grass can you return to your previous form. "The patient may be afraid that I will not believe it, and feel a grassy thing from his arms.

"You're not going to say that this dog's tail grass is some kind of soul-attracting grass?" Although I believed what he said to him, I still doubted the authenticity of the so-called Soul Attracting Grass.

"Cut--If it weren't for Xiaoli's sake, you think my dignified Huang Shilang would help you!" The patient gave me a disgusted look in return.

"Huang Shilang--" I muttered this guy's name, and it felt familiar. Not to mention, since being split by the white stone, the events of the previous life seem to have a trace of memory. Huang Shilang Huang Shilang Huang Shilang - Weasel! I silently searched for the broken memories in my mind, it was really strange! It really reminds me of this Huang Shilang. In my memory, this guy is a weasel spirit, no wonder he is so chattering. Looks like I must have known this guy quite well in my last life, otherwise I would have remembered him!

"You stinky fart, who should I be, it's you yellow-haired monster." I remembered hugging his thigh. No wonder he blushes! In my memory, this guy has always had a problem, and he will fart when others touch him. This problem is called an animal's escape instinct or a life-saving weapon in the mortal world, but it is definitely a big shortcoming when it is placed on a guy who has become a sperm. I want to laugh when I think about how long he's put up with it this time. However, thankfully he didn't release it. That fart can be called the best in the world, the fart sound is poignant and lingering, the listener is sad, the fart smell is strong and spicy, the sucker is crying, the real gods are killing weapons! Isn't it because I was smoked by his fart in my previous life that I remember him so deeply?

"You think of me, you are a blue-eyed monster..."The old friend was reunited, and Huang Shilang hugged me with tears in his eyes.

Huang Shilang in his memory is really a talent! Now, it's a drama spirit, what do you look like? I think that back then, on the big stage in Changqing Town, he played the beautiful Jiao'e in the Moon Palace, the flower face, the figure, the eyes, and the tsk, so that the men, women and children in the audience became his fanatical fans. Back then, I had to follow him for dozens of miles before I discovered his true face. However, this guy is not like other Wong Tai Sin, who likes to steal chickens and touch dogs, he just likes to join in the fun, and whenever there is a little movement in Changqing Town, you can see his shadow.

"Alright, alright, let go!" This time, I begged for mercy, how could my fragile little short neck withstand his fanatical divine power.

"Who made you think of people for so long. No, I'll hold on for a while. Huang Shilang's delicate tone startled me with goosebumps.

It turned out that this guy also left Changqing Town after his reincarnation and wandered around the world. Not long ago, I returned to Changqing Town, met Baishi by chance, and listened to Baishi talk about Xiaoli to know where I was in the world. The last time Bai Shi and Xiao Li played in front of my house, the scene was also his idea, and the purpose was to see if I could remember my past life. It's just that I didn't expect my magic to hurt Shiraishi. Xiao Li hurriedly took Baishi away. As for why I instantly produced divine power, he doesn't know, so I guess it should be that I don't know what went wrong when I was reincarnated. I have miraculous powers, but I don't know how to use them. It just so happened that he came across a soul-attracting plant during his travels, so he decided to try to lure my soul back to his main body. It's just that my missing soul doesn't know where it is hidden?

"It stands to reason that you are missing two spirits in this life, and your body must be weak. But you don't look like a sick person right now. Why is that?" Huang Shilang had an incomprehensible expression.

I told him how to recognize my godfather when I was young, and he wandered back and forth in the hospital room with his blond head shaking.

"Did you ever have that shell with you?" He thought about it for a long time and asked me coldly.

"Whoa—" I pulled out the ornament that hung on my chest. Because of this, my health improved, and my father had someone make a pendant and set it in it. Because the bullet case does not look very beautiful, my father asked people to wrap a thin layer of silver in the bullet case, afraid that people would say feudal superstition, and changed the shell to a circle, with a five-pointed star pattern in the middle, at first glance it looks like a small pocket watch, with so many years, polished and shiny.

"Huh-why is there a crack in this?" Huang Shilang carefully pondered my pendant.

"Is there any mistake? I've been carrying it for decades without any problems, but why did it break in a few seconds when it reached your hand?" Dissatisfied, I snatched my pendant. There was a crack on it that was barely visible to the naked eye.

"Say you're fat, you're really gasping, and you're a scoundrel. Your thing is rotten early tomorrow, and you still want to rely on me. Tell you, no way! Huang Shilang glared at me angrily.

"Impossible! I have to wipe this thing carefully every morning when I hang it on my body, and I haven't found this crack this morning. "I'm telling the truth. This is something that my mother has told me since I was a child, saying that this pendant is equivalent to my life, and I must carry it with me. When I sleep at night, I am afraid that it will be crushed, so I also carefully put it on the bedside table and never let my family touch it.

"I'll see." Huang Shilang looked at what I said and didn't look like he was slandering him, and took the pendant from my hand again to take a closer look, "The edge of this gap is rough and not like a sharp weapon, you see there are still some black marks here." ”

"Didn't you get struck by lightning?" I looked at the place where Huang Shilang pointed and suddenly remembered that he was struck in the chest by Baishi with lightning and burst.

"You mean the last time Shiraishi struck you with thunder?" Huang Shilang's eyes suddenly showed surprise, and with a slight stroke of his hand, the silver on the outside of the pendant completely shed off, revealing the small bullet casing inside. He examined the shell and found that the mouth of the shell was stuffed with something. I saw that his eyes were slightly closed, and a pillar of pale yellow light shot out from his forehead, enveloping the bullet casings in his palm.

"What do you see in the doorway?" I was a little anxious, and I didn't dare to deal with him when I saw that he had ruined my pendant, and I thought to myself, could there really be something special about this bullet shell?

"Haha--, it really didn't take much effort to get it. Looks like you guys still have someone to help you with! Huang Shilang's string of loud laughter stunned me.

"Be quiet—you're so loud, don't call the doctor." I looked at the door of the ward, with some concern.

"Normal people don't stay here. What are you afraid of! I ask you, do you know what this thing is called?" Huang Shilang asked me with two slender fingers between the bullet casings.

"What's it called? Could it be that there is really some mystery in this small bullet shell? "I can't help but be happy in my heart, could it be that this little bullet shell has something to do with my magic skills? If that's the case, the reappearance of my miracle is not just around the corner.

"It's really eyeless! What shells? It's a heavenly treasure. If I'm not mistaken, this should be the Gathering Spirit Shuttle of the Wide-Eyed Divine Monarch. I didn't expect you to have some relationship with that Divine Monarch. Huang Shilang glanced at me in surprise.

"What's the Soul Shuttle? I haven't heard of it, what's the use of this thing?" I heard that it was a baby, and I was actually happy in my heart, but in order to maintain face, I pretended not to look at Huang Shilang easily.

"As the name suggests, the Gathering Spirit Shuttle can gather the aura of heaven and earth. The gods are different from mortals. Mortals need various foods such as grains to supplement their body's needs, while the gods only need to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to live forever, and bacon to strengthen their divine power. This thing is in the heavenly realm, it is a treasure that the gods have been dreaming of. Don't look at it so small now, it can automatically absorb the surrounding aura, use the aura to nourish the things inside, and it can freely shuttle between heaven and earth, looking for a place where the aura is strong. However, only Hiromu Shenjun knows how to use it, and it is also a waste if someone else gets it. "Huang Shilang preached to me like an encyclopedia.

"Cut - saying so much is the same as not saying it. Even though this thing is with me now, none of us can use it, so it's a piece of! "No wonder my domestic flowers don't bloom, and the grass and grass wither, could it be related to this thing? Also--- is the stupidity of the wife and the stupidity of the son in the family also related to it! It's a scourge in my house! Could it be that the Wide-eyed Divine Monarch is deliberately harming me?

"Bah, you really live the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. This treasure can only be activated by casting spells, and it can only nourish what is inside. Everything in your family is not going well, and the reason for the summary is nothing more than one word - lazy. You can be fat for nothing, it's all up to it. Got it! Huang Shilang threw a contemptuous glance at me.

"It's not fake to be chubby. But can't we grow ten centimeters taller? Let us have more hair? It's all up to it, the devil believes! "I can't help but curse.

"You know the! It can only keep your soul intact, but it can't take care of your mortal blood. You yourself become like this, blame only your own bad habits, smoking, drinking and staying up late, isn't that a loss of sperm and blood? If my estimation is correct, it should be your lost two souls. Huang Shilang's face turned red again because he said the words he didn't want to hear.

"What's going on now? Can you draw the two spirits out of this?" I'm anxious about how to help my daughter Xiaoli, and I don't care about anything else.

"Do you think this baby can be turned on with a press of the remote control just like your TV? It looks like I have to go to the Innocent Sea to pay homage to the Wide-Eyed Divine Monarch. Huang Shilang touched his smooth chin and looked thoughtful.

"Go, go, don't keep me waiting too long." I suddenly felt a little uneasy. My daughter will be fine, right?

"Hey--you guy doesn't ask me if it's dangerous to go this way. Alas - forget it, don't bother with you. But remember, you must pay back the favors you owe me. Seeing that Huang Shilang, who was still sloppy just now, became stunned in a blink of an eye, and was in the corner of the wall.

What does it mean? Is this gone? Immortals are different, they are really envious, jealous and hateful!