Me and My Daughter in My Last Life Chapter 24 Mobile Phone, Dig a Pit, Mortal Me
It's really better to count people than to be counted by heaven. I didn't expect my opponent to be a seven-star immortal. When I saw the results of the draw, I couldn't help but laugh. I knew that God always likes to joke with people, and last night I prayed that the opponent I would play against today would be the Seven Star Great Immortal.
"Remember, don't leave the ground!" Before the game, the rock walked up to me and told me again. As soon as I thought about it, we can't always be beaten passively, since the strength of this seven-star immortal is the Heaven and Earth Seven Star Network, should we just not give him the opportunity to cast the net? I'm reminded of a video I saw online when I was a mortal with a modern martial artist facing off against a traditional martial arts master. At the beginning, the martial artist went up with a messy punch that slashed his head and covered his face, and it only took more than twenty seconds to knock the martial arts master to the ground. Can I do the same?
"Game on!" A gong sounded. Many gods in the stands are still looking around, thinking that anyway, the two people in the competition always put on a beautiful posture first and then observe and observe each other's situation before starting, it is better to enjoy the beautiful scenery of Jiuyang Mountain first.
"Wow – that's exciting!" I don't know who shouted and made everyone turn their heads and hurry to the competition platform to look. There was only one result they saw, and that was the appearance of the Seven Star Immortals rolling on the ground with their heads in their hands.
I estimated the time, and it only took me a dozen seconds to KO the Seven Star Daxian, which was shorter than the time it took for the modern fighter to KO the traditional martial arts master.
"What's going on? I haven't seen it yet, why is it over?" This voice in the stands belonged to the Emperor of Heaven, who had violent tendencies.
"Uh--sorry, I played too fast and disappointed you." I clenched my fists and arched my hands towards the stands on all sides.
"It's okay, it's okay, I've got a video on my phone, everyone can come and watch it here." Look at it for ten yuan at a time. A fashionably dressed young fairy held a shiny new Huawei mobile phone and showed off to the gods at the scene. It's really a good way to make money!
"Nonsense!" As soon as the Emperor raised his hand angrily, the mobile phone automatically flew into his hand. It's just that the Emperor of Heaven may not have been to the world much, has never played with his mobile phone, and has not found the switch after fiddling around with it.
"I'm fingerprint unlocked, and only I can open it. If you don't give money, you want to see it, don't even think about it. The little fairy who was robbed of his mobile phone was still glaring with his cheeks puffed out angrily just now, and now he crossed his hands on his chest and looked proud.
"Look at the money? Do you want the currency of the world? Come over to me and show us, or you won't be allowed to wander around the world again." As soon as the Emperor shook his hand, the arm became slender like a noodle, and he grabbed the little fairy and pulled him to him.
"You bully the small, I'll tell my mother to go!" The little fairy was dragged by the arm of the Emperor of Heaven, and his mouth was flattened as if he was about to cry.
"It's useless to tell your mother, hurry up and release it to me!" The Heavenly Emperor's other hand shook lightly in front of Xiao Xian. The fairy immediately became a puppet. The Emperor of Heaven told him to do whatever he wanted.
Behind the Emperor of Heaven was crowded with the heads of the great gods. Because the phone screen is too small, it can only be used by four or five heads to see the image at most. Some of the great gods immediately activated the Divine Skill Immortal Method. Well, the stands have become a magic show. Some gods turn their heads into the size of sesame grains, and their necks become thin threads, supporting their heads and squeezing them in the middle of their heads. Some great gods threw their eyeballs directly on the head of the Emperor of Heaven. Some of the great gods turned into a small flying insect and landed on the shoulder of the Heavenly Emperor. One of the most beneficial gods calmly waved his hand to everyone, and with a gesture in front of him, a large screen flashed in the air, and the image in the mobile phone immediately appeared on the big screen. With a large screen, who will look at the small screen. There was no one around the Emperor of Heaven in an instant. The Emperor of Heaven felt strange and looked up to find that the situation was wrong, and he also lost his phone and stared at the big screen. It's only a dozen seconds, it's too short! It's not enjoyable for everyone to watch. I saw that the great god flicked his sleeves, and the big screen began to repeat the picture of my KO Seven Star Great Immortal.
I watched in amazement at what was happening in the stands. It's a lot better than fighting! There is really a heaven outside the sky, and there is a god in God!
"Hahaha..."There was laughter in the stands. Look at it like this this time, we can be regarded as completely on fire in the heavenly realm!
Wait, was I dazzled just now? See wrong? But I clearly saw my three little ghosts flashing behind the west stand. No, we'll have to go back and see. As soon as I thought about it, I was already at the door of the cave.
"Xiaoli! White Rock! Satoru! I shouted three times, but no one answered. I pushed open my daughter's cave door - there was no one, and I pushed open the door of Xiao Wu's cave --- no one. Hey--could it be that the rock can't hold those three kids and let them out? Unlikely! The rock has been moving under my nose since the morning, and he was still jumping around the ring to cheer me on during the jousting just now. Could it be that these three little guys have greatly improved their magic skills and unlocked the barrier of our cloth?
"Hahaha. Crack someone up! Why do you say that Dad is so shameless and uses such indiscriminate moves. "The daughter's voice is getting louder and louder, and if she doesn't care about it, it seems that she is likely to develop into the next tigress in the heavenly realm.
"Yes, Dad is too shameless, before the Seven Star Immortals are ready, he goes up directly and kicks, scratches and scratches." It seems that this white stone was also damaged by her daughter, and she usually looks like she is cute and cute, but it turns out that there is such a virtue behind it.
"You can't say that about the master. Although the master's method slightly loses the identity of the gods, the actual combat effect is really good. In this regard, we still have to learn more from our masters. If only he could cover his face today. Now that it has been broadcast by Yang Hua Shenjun with a shadow of a heavenly statue, according to my estimate, all the immortals recognize the master. I don't think we'll hang out less in the future, so as not to be ridiculed. "Xiao Wu, this kid finally has a little insight and knows that the result of the confrontation between the two sides is the most important. But what did you mean by your last words, kid? Am I disgraced to you? It's a shame to be that seven-star immortal good!
Slow down--- where the sound came from. I walked out of Satoru's cave and saw three guys coming out of the latrine.
What's going on? Why did the three of them come out of the latrine together? Do you go to the toilet together? It's impossible, my toilet only has two pits, one for one man and one for women! Could it be that no, I also put up an enchantment outside the toilet wall.
"You three stinky guys, stop me." I let out a loud shout. The three children looked like they had seen a ghost.
"Tell me, how did you get out? Whose idea was it?" Facing the three children standing in the corner, I untied the Wusha from my waist, and if I don't clean up the three of them today, I will only be more unscrupulous in the future.
"It's me!" The three of them were quite righteous, and they identified themselves in unison.
"Don't think that I can't cure you if you three admit it at the same time. Well, since the three of you came up with a solution together, send a representative to tell me how you got out?" I'd like to see what kind of magic they have that can break the barrier I set up with the rock.
"Dig a pit." The daughter stepped forward and replied. Why are these two words so familiar? I remembered the method I used to deal with the Yin-Yang Mirror a while ago.
"Dig a pit? Where did you dig the pit?" I really convinced the three of them, and this brain is almost surpassing me.
"Latrines." Shiraishi replied with a step forward. I said, you're not afraid of being smoked to death, aren't you? I can't dig anywhere, so I just run to the toilet to dig.
"Why do you dig in the latrine?" Wouldn't it be easier if I dug directly behind the cave next to the barrier?
"Because the master is too fine, I'm afraid that you will see the flaws when digging elsewhere." Satoru stepped forward and replied. Am I fine? How can I have your fines! I thought it so well.
"Why didn't I find any digging marks in the latrine?" I go to the toilet every day, it's impossible not to see what changes?
"I dug it over there in the women's pit. Because there is only one person who uses it there, it will not be discovered. Shiraishi hastened to answer.
"Also, there are fewer people over there, so it doesn't stink that much." Xiao Wu was a little unwilling to grab the right to answer the question just now, so he came up to add the answer.
"More importantly, the soil in the latrine is looser, so it is easier to dig." The daughter seemed unwilling to be stolen by those two, and continued to add answers.
"What's going on? Did something happen? Why did you three offend your dad again?" The rock swayed into the cave, and there were three question sentences coming up.
"Looks like you're in a good mood, aren't you? Did the Emperor reward you? If you have a bonus, you must hand it in! "I get angry when I look at the rock, because he is "with the mud" every time, which makes it more and more difficult to discipline these three children.
"Hehe, it looks like this is quite angry. Come on, come on, extinguish the fire, I have something good for you. The rock pulled me out of the cave.
"Do you know that the three of them ran out to watch the joust?" Looking at Panshi's attitude, I wondered if there would be a share of his credit in this matter.
"Okay, okay, just look at it. The three children are not good, there is nothing wrong at all. You'd better see what good stuff I've brought you. As he spoke, Rock took out a small brocade box from his bosom.
"What is this?" My greed for money seems to have really changed, and when I see the beautifully packaged things, my heart itches, and I immediately put the unhappiness behind me.
"This is a moisturizing pill I got from the Emperor. Look, what kind of eyes do you have? Do you think this is just a simple hydration effect like the skin care products in the world? Don't underestimate this moisturizing pill, turn it into water and apply it to your body, that may prevent the three flavors of real fire. Rock rushed to put the pill in the palm of my hand. To be honest, we are really so touched in our hearts. Looking at Panshi's usual grin, he has always taken my affairs to heart.
"Uh--thank you." I have a problem with this person, as long as I touch my mouth, it is not good.
"Don't thank me, okay, let those kids go. Look at the poor guy standing there. "Rock is really a man! This little pill made all four of us have to be grateful to him.
"Have the three of you reflected on your mistakes and are not allowed to do such things in the future?" Since I couldn't help but give him face after taking the pill from the rock, I waved my hand at the three children when I entered the cave.
"It's not like Dad forced it. Who told you not to let us go to the game? This dog will jump off the wall when he's in a hurry. The muttering of this in my daughter's mouth ignited the fire that I had just suppressed.
"I said Xiaoli, do you have to ask your dad to open meat for you to be obedient!" I pulled the wusha from my waist and was ready to give this girl who didn't know what to do with her ass for a moment. Unexpectedly, the Usha "swooped" and suddenly wrapped around my arm.
"Originally, Dad is not reasonable at all, he only knows how to oppress those who are weaker than you by force, and use his identity to persecute us juniors. We are also adults, we have our own ideas, and we can't listen to you for everything. "My daughter's mouth swept me like a machine gun.
"You--you--me-me--" I really didn't expect that we would have this day, and I was so angry with my daughter that I couldn't speak.
"Niece, just say a few words. Your dad also restricts your freedom for your sake. You don't know how many terrible things are going on out there these days. There are so many girls of your age who have been stalked and kidnapped by perverts..."I pulled the rock aside, what is this? Still perverted?
"I'm not afraid of a pervert. I have the white stone to protect me. Right, Shiraishi. After hearing this, I kind of understood, my daughter has been full of this kid in her whole mind since she got married, so she has become such a half-idiot and half-stupid look.
"Get out, get out of here." I'm so annoyed looking at these three guys.
"Look, I'm right. Every time I can't talk about it, people come to this set of rough methods. "When my daughter came out of the cave door, she didn't forget to make a stab in my heart. What kind of intimate little padded jacket is this, the whole thing is a wrongdoer!
"You two fathers and daughters are stubborn. Alright, don't be angry with your child. Children forget what they say. The rock pulled me to the bed.
"I'm just worried about them. In the future, if I am gone, I don't know how much they will lose as they are now. I lay down on the bed in frustration. Forget it, my daughter is now married, why do I still have so much to worry about? She has to go through the motions when she should go through it, and whether it is a blessing or a curse depends on her creation.
"Okay, okay, it's the same between parents and children. You rest. I'm tired, too, so let's go and get some sleep. Rock may have been a little sad at my words, and left with his head down.
"Oops, I almost missed a big deal." As soon as I lay on the bed, I turned around and saw the writing on the wall, and then I remembered that my son participated in the swimming competition today.
"City Swimming Pool," I said to myself, and the moment I opened my eyes, a wave hit the bridge of my nose. Maybe it was angry with her daughter, or maybe it was because she didn't sleep last night, today's instantaneous displacement suddenly moved to the swimming pool, and her body was cold.
"Hey! Where are you from? Why don't you go into the water without taking off your clothes? Did you know that the game was going to be played soon? Hurry up and get me up. "A waterside security guard rushed up to me and yelled.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just came in looking for someone and I don't know why I fell into the water as soon as I got dizzy." I struggled to climb up to the edge of the pool.
"Ouch, look at you, hurry up and find a change of clothes. It's raining outside, but it's cold. "The security guards helped me up. I thanked him and asked for the location of the washing hand room, and hurried into the washing hand room while there were few people.
"Hello, where is the A stand?" I came out of the bathroom after drying my clothes, just in time to see my wife asking the attendant for a location.
I don't know if I want tickets for this game, there are quite a lot of people. I followed my wife to Stand A. The wife found a seat and sat down. I looked at the many empty seats and sat down in a random place not far from my wife.
"I'm sorry, it's my seat." Hehe, it looks like you have to take a seat. I got up and walked down the aisle, and when I saw a lot of people standing at the railing of the stands, I walked over and leaned against the railing to look down.
"Mom!" The son ran out of an entrance in a tracksuit and waved his wife in the stands.
"Son, come on!" The wife made a triumphant gesture.
"Where's my dad?" The son asked his wife as he leaned at the base of the railing of the stands with only one head exposed.
"There's something he can't do. However, your dad has come to cheer you on, too. And voila-" the wife smiled and held up a cardboard in her hand with four big words written on it: "Son, come on!" ”。
"Oh-" The son lowered his head in disappointment and turned to leave. The wife looked at her son's back and seemed a little sad. Could it be that something is wrong with my shell? It's still early, so I'll go and see what's going on.
It's still the same room. I don't know if it's because of my last work, the interior of the ward has been reinforced, and the traces of the rebuilt corners are clearly visible. There were people in both beds. The person in the bed where Huang Shilang lived was sleeping soundly. I was sitting on the bed in a daze, looking sick. Could it be that Shiraishi's lack of skill has caused my shell to begin to degrade? I sent my consciousness into my mortal body on the bed to examine it. Sure enough, the activity of the cranial nerves is extremely low, and the residual memories in the brain appear to fade. I hurriedly worked to transmit all the memory information of my wife and son in my brain into the mortal body brain of the mortal body on the bed, and finally left a trace of my divine power in the mortal body, so that this body should be no problem to support for another year and a half.
"Doctor, I'm going to see my son's game." As soon as my consciousness withdrew from the mortal body on the bed, the mortal on the bed rolled over and got out of bed, kicking and pulling on my shoes and running out.
"Just now your wife asked you to go and you were silent, but now you want to go. I'll give your wife a call. Not long after the doctor called, he saw his wife hurrying in, apparently by taxi.
"Husband, what's wrong with you?" His wife's face was a little pale, and it seemed that the phone call just now scared her a lot.
"It's okay, it's okay, I just want to watch my son's game. It should still be in catch. Let's go. "Mortal, I took my wife and ran out. Watching them walk away, I quietly returned to the swimming pool. Not long after, my wife and mortal I hurried into the swimming pool. Luckily, the game has just begun. It's not my son's turn yet.
"Son, come on!" Seeing my son appear, the mortal next to my wife waved my hands excitedly and shouted. The wife looked at the person next to her embarrassedly, with a guilty face. Fortunately, the audience at the game was used to this kind of scene, and no one blamed me.
"Dad!" When my son saw the mortal me, the look of loss on his face was swept away, and he waved his hand at the mortal me happily.
"Come on! Come on......" son's game began, and the spectators on the sidelines shouted and cheered for their acquaintances. The son won the first place in this group with the advantage of height and arm length and successfully entered the final. Wife and mortal I danced with joy. The final will be held an hour later. I saw my wife and the mortal I walked out of the swimming pool arm in arm, quietly following them.
Mortal, I have strengthened my memory and lost some divine power, and my energy seems to be a little too strong, and I pull my wife to run at every turn. Seeing that his wife couldn't run, he actually ran behind his wife's back. Pedestrians on the road looked sideways. The wife was so ashamed that her face was red.
Seeing my wife and mortal me enter a fast food restaurant, and the two of us happily snuggled together eating fast food, my eyes couldn't help but redden. "If you really love someone and want him or her to be happy, the only thing you can do is to keep giving and do everything that makes him happy." I don't know which book this sentence flashed in my mind. I remember that when I read this sentence, I still had a contemptuous mentality, thinking that whoever is so stupid will only pay without asking for anything in return, and now I finally have a little understanding of the meaning of this sentence.
My son finished third in the final and finally stood on the podium. This event means a lot to the son. My son, who has been mediocre in all aspects since he was a child, has finally achieved a little bit of success, which has helped a lot to improve his self-confidence. After the award was presented, I saw that the original family was taking selfies with their mobile phones, and also sneaked up behind them, stealthily showing a face on their side the moment they pressed the shutter. Let's hope they won't delete this photo.