My daughter and I in my last life Chapter 40 The truth of the counterfeit money case is revealed
"I don't think there's any enchantment in the pawnshop?" Panshi and I stood incognito at the door of the "Huitian" pawnshop.
"This is Heavenly Street, and if you set up a private enchantment, that is to despise the authority of the Emperor of Heaven, who dares to set up an enchantment." The rock continues to make up for my brain.
"Do you know what the mold of the Celestial Coin looks like?" I asked the rock. The main purpose of the two of us going in was to find the lost mold of the Emperor of Heaven. I'm just remembering what this mold looks like, and we haven't seen it before.
"Hehe, what does the heavenly coin look like, what the mold looks like." The Rock Probe took a coin from my bosom and shook it in front of my eyes. It's a pity that this method is not a thief.
"What do you mean? Could it be that the mold itself is a piece of heavenly coin?" I didn't understand what the rock was saying. In my impression, the money printing machine in the world is still relatively large, and the process is complicated. It seems that the things of the gods really can't be understood with the minds of mortals.
"Pretty much. The mold of the heavenly coin is a long strip-shaped seal, but the emperor has cast an immortal method, and it is a heavenly coin when it is stamped on ordinary paper. "Rock's words almost knocked my jaw off. This Heavenly Emperor is too good! I saw that the heavenly coins were shining, as if they had been processed by some special process, but I didn't expect that it would be just a seal that could be stamped directly on the paper. Fortunately, the Emperor of Heaven is more honest and does not cover it indiscriminately, otherwise this heavenly coin would have become a piece of waste paper long ago.
"There are also different numbers on that day, is the seal of this heavenly coin the same as the coder used in human finance, and it jumps a number at once?" I searched in my mind for a long time, and finally remembered the coder I had seen in the company's finance department before.
"Where is it so complicated to cut --- Heavenly Emperor's work? It's just an ordinary seal. It's just that it has the divine consciousness added by the Emperor of Heaven, so it can automatically arrange numbers. "It seems that the gods are simple and straightforward in doing things.
"And what's going on with those red envelopes I received? Why do the same numbers appear? It stands to reason that it shouldn't! "I thought that since it was the Heavenly Emperor's divine consciousness in the mold, there shouldn't be such a low-level mistake.
"What's so hard about this? Cover it directly on the four stacked sheets of paper, and there will be four Heavenly Emperors with the same number, but the clarity is a little different. The rock waved at me. As soon as I took a look, I saw the little fairy who looked like a real estate agent I had seen before sneaking out of the "Huitian" pawnshop with a large package on his back.
"Follow him, he has in his hand what should be the mortal coins he collected today. Let's see where he's going to send these things. "The rock whispered to me. I hurried after the fairy with the rock.
The little fairy carrying the package turned left and right, picked up the remote path and walked, and finally turned a big circle from the back of the Heavenly Emperor Palace to the gate of heaven, took off and took off to the world.
"Where is he going?" Rock looked at the back of the little fairy and turned his head to ask me.
"Of course, the money in the world must be taken back to the world and used." I dodged and continued to follow the fairy.
"Why don't we go our separate ways. You follow him. I went to the pawnshop to check. "When the rock saw that I had also flown out of the gate of heaven, he hurriedly whispered to me.
"That's it." I made an OK gesture and turned into a silk thread and stuck to Xiaoxian's large package.
"Silver, what's the harvest like today?" Xiaoxian carried the package and landed in a tall and majestic building. Someone immediately approached him to talk.
And I looked, hey - still an old acquaintance. Unexpectedly, the Golden Dragon King, who had not been seen for a long time, also changed his appearance, wearing a suit and tie, and sat on a large chair like a dog, crossing Erlang's legs.
"Hehe, Mr. Jin, today's harvest is good, almost 60 million yuan, more than 700,000 US dollars." Xiaoxian patted the package and smiled triumphantly. I didn't pay attention, and I was slapped on the ass by Xiaoxian's big hand.
"You quickly send the money to the treasury, let them quickly deposit it in the bank, and transfer the money to the account of country M. We have acquired a mine with abundant spirit stones over there, and we have just signed a contract, and we have to pay a down payment to someone. The Golden Dragon King waved his hand at the little fairy. Xiaoxian immediately turned around and walked out of the Golden Dragon King's office towards the other end of the hallway.
I pondered for a moment, or should I follow Xiaoxian first to see how they work?
"Yinlai, you came at the right time, and they are urging me to make a payment, and I am about to be driven crazy by them." A smartly dressed middle-aged woman saw Xiaoxian as if she had seen a savior.
"There are more than 60 million yuan and more than 700 million US dollars here. Manager Wang, hurry up and deposit them in the bank. Yinlai threw the package in front of the other party. As soon as the package that didn't look too big just now fell to the ground, it immediately turned into a small mountain bag.
"Okay, I'll call the bank immediately and ask the bank to send some money." The middle-aged woman known as Manager Wang picked up her mobile phone and called the bank. It seems that they have been working with the bank for a long time.
It wasn't long before a van drove downstairs, followed by a cart of cash carriers.
"Manager Wang, your business is too good. Collected so much cash in half a month. It seems that your business in the countryside is doing very well! A short and fat man in his thirties walked in and greeted Manager Wang with a grin. He was followed by several little girls in bank uniforms, each carrying a money counter. As soon as they entered the door, several little girls quickly plugged in the machine, and they looked familiar.
"Pony, come, come, sit first. I'll ask them to pour you a glass of water. The money is in the bag, and I send someone to take it out so they can count it. Manager Wang warmly welcomed the short and fat man to the sofa in the office.
"Manager Wang, this bag can't be opened, there seems to be a lock on it." The person sent by Manager Wang dragged the mouth of the big bag with both hands.
"This silver comes, it's usually not locked, why is it locked this time? Come silver! Come silver! Manager Wang muttered, got up and walked out of the office, standing in the hallway and shouting.
"Hey! What's wrong?" Yinlai heard the shouts and ran out of the Golden Dragon King's office. The Golden Dragon King thought something was wrong and followed.
"Why is your bag locked? Are you afraid that we won't be able to steal the company's money?" Manager Wang looked dissatisfied.
"When did I lock it? Nope! "Yinlai and the Golden Dragon King came to Manager Wang's office together.
"See for yourself, who is this to prevent with such a big lock?" Manager Wang may be used to being majestic on weekdays, but the first time she encountered this situation, she felt that she had lost points in front of the bank.
"It's not my lock. It's weird. I remember it wasn't locked. Yinlai inexplicably grabbed the big lock and looked at it.
"What else are you looking at? Open it up. The Golden Dragon King urged on the side.
"I don't have a key. It's not what I locked. Yin Lai spread his hands at the Golden Dragon King.
"Alright, alright. Get out of the way, I'll tear this bag open. The Golden Dragon Dynasty Yin Lai waved his hand to the few people standing next to the bag.
"Thorn la--- ---" The Golden Dragon King grabbed the corner of the bag with his two big hands and pulled it on both sides, and the bag immediately cracked out a big crack. It's just that what he didn't expect was that he tore the bag so fast that it provoked sparks, and the money in the bag burned all at once.
"Wow--- it's on fire!" Manager Wang next to him immediately rushed into the corridor when he saw the fire and shouted.
"Get a fire extinguisher!" The stocky pony shouted as he ran out. A few little girls from the bank couldn't take care of their money counters anymore, and they all lost their faces and rushed out of the office in a hurry.
As soon as Yinlai and the Golden Dragon King saw the fire, they instinctively stepped on it with their hands and feet. The Golden Dragon King may have been too anxious and accidentally used his divine power. But he forgot that he was originally a fiery dragon. In the blink of an eye, the flames burned outside, and the wooden windows of the next room also burned, and in an instant the black smoke filled the building, and everyone in the corridor ran out, crowding and trampling each other, and the cries were endless.
I floated in the air, looking at my masterpiece, and wanted to give him another gust of wind, but I was afraid of hurting my life, so I had to give up.
"So a big bag of money has been burned?" The rock rubbed his hands together and glared at me.
"It's all burned out. Even half of the Golden Dragon King's building burned down. "I triumphantly pay tribute to the Emperor of Heaven.
"Good! Good job! "The Emperor listened to my report, and happily walked up and down the room with his hands raised.
"What about you? How's it going?" I turned my head and asked the rock.
"I didn't find the mold of the coins, but I saw a lot of freshly printed coins, so I packed them all and carried them back." The rock pointed to the corner of the house.
"What are you carrying them back for? If you do this, you will only make Dongyang Shenjun suspicious and think that they may have been exposed. You might as well set a fire and burn them like I did. "I really don't agree with what the rock is doing.
"With so many coins, I can't bear to burn them." Rock tugged at his chest. Looking at his appearance, I wonder if he has hidden some heavenly coins on his body without permission.
"Alright, alright. You two stop arguing. The most important thing now is to find my mold. Since the mold is not in the pawnshop, it must be collected in the mansion of Dongyang Shenjun. You two will go to his house again. "The Emperor of Heaven waved his hand, so he was not chic.
"Eh--father-in-law, I don't think your mold should be in Dongyang's mansion. Do you think, if Dongyang hides your mold in his mansion and we find out by then, won't he even have a chance to quibble. I think the mold is somewhere else. "God joke! After the rock and I were busy, we were so tired that we didn't even bother to drink saliva. Dare to love that this leg didn't grow on his old man's body, he didn't feel distressed at all!
"You have a point. So what should I do?" The Heavenly Emperor's brows furrowed again suddenly.
"Well--- don't you have a lot of treasures? Can't you just use it to sense where your mold is?" I really think that it is up to me and the rock to look for it little by little, and when I find the mold, the counterfeit money of other people is almost printed.
"Didn't I say that my treasures are bluffing." The Emperor waved his hand.
"Think about it, is there a treasure that can sense your breath? Didn't you leave your consciousness in the mold?" I looked expectantly at the Celestial Venerable in front of me.
"Hehe, Emperor of Heaven, why did you forget? In the past, you often went to Taibai's house to play mahjong, and always wanted to lie to the queen that you were busy working somewhere else, but every time you were caught by the queen. What is the queen of heaven relying on?" Rock suddenly remembered something, and it seemed that it was difficult to say directly, so he could only remind the Emperor in this tactful way
"Well--- there is indeed a treasure there that may be useful." As soon as the rock reminded him, the Emperor immediately thought of something, got up and walked outside the house.
"What are you doing with my little chess piece? It didn't offend you. A few minutes later, the Emperor walked in briskly with a small curly-haired dog in his arms, followed by a nagging queen.
"This is what you call the queen of heaven's baby?" When I looked at the puppy in the arms of the Emperor of Heaven, I couldn't help but roll my eyes at the rock.
"Hehe, don't underestimate this puppy. Its nose is smart! The rock smiled at me.
"Wow--- that's what the rock said." The Emperor of Heaven put the puppy on the ground in front of me. The puppy turned around and ran back, all the way to the queen of heaven, holding his legs and wagging his little tail.
"What do you want to do? Why are you catching my little chess piece?" The diva bent down to hold the puppy in her arms and stroked its head to comfort it.
"Hehe, don't hide it from the queen, we want your little chess pieces to do us a favor." The rock rushed to the sky and gave it away.
"What can my little chess piece do you to help you except amuse me?" The Queen of Heaven glared at the Emperor of Heaven dissatisfied.
"That's right. An important treasure of the Emperor of Heaven is missing. That treasure has some of the divine consciousness of the Emperor of Heaven on it. We want to ask the little chess piece to help us find out, where is that treasure?" Rock replied respectfully.
"Well----- look, what am I talking about? At that time, when I raised the little chess piece, you said that it was useless, and complained that I wasted food. I said you're going to come and beg my little pawn to help you someday. Now it is not fulfilled. The queen let out a long breath and bowed her head and kissed the puppy's head.
"Help or not, it's so verbose." The Heavenly Emperor glared. The puppy was so frightened that he buried his head in the queen's arms, and his tail shook non-stop.
"Look at you, and scare it. Wait a minute, its nose will fail. The Queen of Heaven turned her back to the Emperor of Heaven, not wanting the puppy to face the Emperor.
"Let's thank the queen of heaven first." Panshi hurriedly relieved the siege for the Emperor of Heaven.
"How much consciousness have you left on your treasure?" The queen of heaven speaks to the wall, but she doesn't turn around.
"If you keep a little bit, it's just a strand of hair." The Emperor raised his head high, as if he didn't take the Queen of Heaven and her dog into account at all.
"Okay, come here." The queen still doesn't turn around.
"What for?" As soon as the Emperor of Heaven heard the Queen of Heaven call him, he involuntarily approached the Queen of Heaven.
"Oops! What are you pulling my hair for?" Caught off guard, the Queen of Heaven turned around sharply, and stretched out her slender hand to pull off a hair on the Emperor's head.
"Didn't you say a god with a hair?" The Queen of Heaven rolled her eyes at the Emperor of Heaven, her hand shook, and the hair of the Emperor of Heaven turned into a small wisp of smoke.
"Good chess piece, can you help mom find a dad who has as much smoke as this one?" As she spoke, she tucked the wisp of smoke into the puppy's nose. The puppy shook his body and swallowed the puff of smoke with his mouth.
As soon as the queen put the puppy on the ground, the puppy "poofed" out of the door. Rock and I hurried after the puppy.
"Where is this?" I couldn't believe my eyes as I looked at the splendid buildings in front of me. In the Heavenly Realm, there is even a house that is higher than the Heavenly Emperor's Palace.
"Hehe, this is the mansion of Dongyang Divine Monarch in the Heavenly Realm." Rock smiled maliciously at me.
"No, this puppy must be mistaken. It is absolutely impossible for the mold of the Emperor of Heaven to be hidden here. "My heart was weak for a while, but my mouth was still stiff. This Dongyang Divine Monarch doesn't give me face either, do you have to slap me in the face like this!
"If only this puppy could take us to the exact location." Just looking at the house in front of me, I was a little dizzy. This place is too big!
"Don't worry, with the little chess pieces of the Queen of Heaven, even if Dongyang Shenjun hides the mold in the ground, it can find out." Panshi's look is really a real "diva fan"!
"Why don't we go back first? Let the Emperor of Heaven send more people, and let's come together again. "The mansion of Dongyang Shenjun is so magnificent, which proves that the family must be rich. I don't know how many dead people have been raised? How many weapons do you have? Last time, I saw the power of his "four seas and eight desolation nets", and the screams of those gods still make my heart tremble when I think about it.
"What, you're scared?" Rock showed such courage for the first time. Should I say that he is courageous or that he is fearless for the ignorant?
"Hehe, it's not that I'm afraid, it's that we really can't compare with others. Look at this mansion. I suspect that many great gods regard this place as the real Heavenly Emperor's Palace. "Although my mouth is hard, my heart is really a little empty. This may be a legacy of being a mortal.
"If you're afraid, go back and report to the Emperor of Heaven first, and I'll go first to find out the situation." The rock said with a leap that went straight to the highest roof.
"Boom ---" "Ouch! "I was hesitating whether to go in with the rock, when the rock fell from the top with a scream.
"Grandma's, I didn't expect this old thing to be a bit unexpected, and he actually set up such a strong enchantment outside his mansion." The rock rose from the ground with a dirty face, and a large bag bulged out of his head.
"Get out there and have a look! Who just tried to break in?" There was a shout from inside the wall.
I hurriedly picked up the puppy on the ground and slipped back to the Heavenly Emperor Palace.
"Is the mold really in Dongyang's house? Looks like my previous guess was not wrong at all! "The Emperor of Heaven couldn't help but be complacent because he had won the treasure, and he showed a proud look in front of me.
"I reserve my opinion until I see anything. It's just that this dog said that the mold is in Dongyang Mansion. "I shoved the puppy into the Emperor's arms. As soon as the puppy raised its head and touched the face of the Emperor of Heaven, he trembled with fright, and he couldn't hold back and peed on the Emperor's body.
"Ouch, poor little baby, you are really giving face to your father, this gift is too grand. Come on, come on, Daddy will bring you something delicious. "The Emperor of Heaven was kind enough because the puppy earned him enough face, picked up the pig's trotter on the table that I had gnawed on the rock and chewed twice, and stuffed it into the puppy's mouth. I took a closer look, and the pig's trotter was not only gnawed three times, but it seemed that the Emperor himself had gnawed a few times.
"What are you doing?" The queen of heaven may not be worried about her precious dog, so she hurriedly walks in from outside, and when she enters the house, she sees the emperor "pampering" her little chess piece.
"I'm treating the little pawns. It's done a lot this time. Wave! The Emperor of Heaven grabbed the puppy with one hand and the pig's trotters with the other, and kissed the puppy's head fiercely with his big mouth.
"How can it move pig's trotters with such a small mouth? Hurry up and give it to me. The queen stretched out her hand and wanted to snatch the puppy.
"Okay, here you go. You've got to protect our precious son. I'm going to have it do it again later. As soon as the Emperor put the puppy into the arms of the Queen of Heaven, he raised his hand and stuffed the pig's trotters into his mouth, chewed it, and spit out a small bone and stuffed it into the puppy's mouth. I couldn't help but feel sick to my stomach when I saw it.
"You're disgusting too. You are not allowed to come into my room tonight. The Queen of Heaven covered the puppy's mouth and forbade it to touch the pig's trotters in the Emperor's hand again.
"What should come will still come! Hahaha. The Emperor laughed three times and stuffed all the remaining pig's trotters into his mouth.
"Okay, since the mold is in Dongyang's mansion, then I can rest assured. Let's go to his house later. Puff puff. Three pieces of pork bones shot out of the Emperor's mouth and hit the ground straight to the ground. When I looked, there was even a dregs of pig bones on the ground. Could it be that those three pork bones have disappeared into the ground?
"Eh-Qiqi Heavenly Emperor, there is a strong enchantment on Dongyang's mansion, I tried it just now, and my head almost broke." Panshi pointed to the big bag on his head and conveyed his hard work to the Emperor of Heaven.
"Stupid! I can't even throw stones to ask for directions. The Heavenly Emperor spat out coldly.
"I said father-in-law, you can't do this! The rock almost lost his life for your rotten mold. You say you don't care about it, and you have to be sarcastic. That's not right for you. "I just can't stand it. I don't have a penny of wages for working for the Emperor of Heaven, and I have to be called around by him. It's nothing, but if you say a few comforting words, it will also warm the hearts of the people who follow you. How can there be such a master? Sooner or later, all those who followed him would have to run away.
"Bold!" The Heavenly Emperor's eyes widened.
"It's okay, I'm fine." The rock tugged at my sleeve.
"That's what it was. The so-called one who wins the hearts of the people wins the world. It's okay that you can't say nice things, but you have to at least show that you care about other people! "I ignored the pull of the rock and continued to reason with the Emperor of Heaven.
"How do you know I don't care about the rock?" The Emperor of Heaven raised his eyes to the side and glanced at the rock.
"As far as you just said, I didn't hear how much concern there was. And earlier, you snatched back the pig's trotters I gave him, which means that you are too stingy with him. Also, look at the clothes of the rock, how many years have they been worn. Pity him for being a god for tens of thousands of years, but he can't even afford a heavenly garment. What's the benefit of following you?" I vomited out all the dissatisfaction in my heart.
"Oh? Is it all said and done? Hurry up and spit it all out, and let me hear how unhappy you really are with me right now?" The Emperor leaned back in his chair with a calm face. I was surprised by what he did. By the time I finished saying those words, I was already riveting my feet, always guarding against his slap.
"No, that's all for now. I've forgotten my previous grievances. "I pulled the rock to the gate and stood at the gate, and as long as the Emperor was angry, I was ready to slip away.
"Just these questions? Then I'll explain them to you one by one. As for me, I have always spoken well to people I don't know well or people I don't trust very much, but I have never said good things about my confidants. You won't know this until you've been with me for a long time. But I'm sure the rock knows about me. Why did I snatch the pig's trotters from the rock's hand before? Because the qi and blood of the rock are not very smooth, you can't eat pig's trotters. I'm better than you have to see that. As for Panshi's clothes, you ask him yourself, how many heavenly clothes I gave him back then, and he gave them all to the little fairy in Xiaomang Mountain. I'm not here to run a welfare home. He didn't have any clothes to wear, he deserved it! Why, do you still think I'm wrong?" The Emperor of Heaven took a sip of tea from the table and took a sip of tea.
"Well--- if that's the case. That's where I blame you. I'm sorry. I glared at the rock. This guy has enough of his majesty outside, and he will cry poor in front of me.
"Hahaha, I have the courage to admit my mistakes, and I am still a man. Well, after this counterfeit money case is solved, I will reward you well. Don't worry, the radishes in my yard haven't grown yet. This time, the prize won't be a turnip. The Emperor laughed three times, frowned when he saw me hear the "reward", and immediately knew what I was thinking. Alas---- I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, in front of the Emperor of Heaven, we couldn't turn over his Five Finger Mountain.
"Emperor of Heaven, when are we going to leave for Dongyang Mansion?" The rock tugged at the hem again. I walked over to him with a frown, unbuttoned the front of his shirt, and rebuttoned him. This boss is not a small person, and he actually buttoned the placket in the wrong place, which is really worrying!
"Wait. There is no hurry. The Emperor picked up the tea on the table and took two more sips. I looked at him like that, and I was angry. Why is he so blind? Rock and I kept licking our lips. He didn't even politely let the two of us take a few bites.
"I don't know what kind of tea the Emperor likes to drink on weekdays?" I really couldn't help it, so I could only tactfully put forward my opinion to the Emperor of Heaven.
"Drink whatever tea you have. Isn't it all bitter? What's the matter, you want to send me tea too? If you really have that heart, why don't you give me a few catties of braised beef or spicy pig's trotters. The Emperor put down the teacup, reached into the fruit bowl on the table, grabbed a handful of melon seeds, and swallowed them. Do you want me to send you braised beef and spicy pig's trotters? I'll give you a few cow hairs or pig hairs. I cursed the Emperor ten times in my heart to see if he could sense it.
"Qing'er, I said that you are not too young, and you have also walked around the heavenly realm and the human world a few times, why can't you get rid of your child's temperament. Since you want to give me the hair of the pig and the hair of the cow, you must not go back. The hair of this pig has to be the hair of the plum blossom pig on Tianxiang Mountain, and you have to make it into a brush. The hair of this cow must also be the hair of the snowflake god cow on Tianxiang Mountain, and you have to use it to weave a blanket for me. Did you hear me?" The Emperor of Heaven spit out the skin while swallowing the melon seeds, and the skin of the melon seeds disappeared as soon as it fell to the ground.
"Eh--the Emperor of Heaven is magnanimous, don't be like him." The rock tugged at my sleeve, meaning that I should quickly bow my head to the Emperor and admit my mistake.
"Hehe, the plum blossom pig and the snowflake cow on Tianxiang Mountain? I haven't heard of it, so why don't the Emperor get these two things for us first. "I ignored the rock's tugging and continued to raise the bar with the Emperor of Heaven.
"I don't need to get it, I have it ready-made. Rock, take him to the barn. The Emperor threw a glance at the rock.
"Hehe, why bother with the Emperor of Heaven? Those two things are extremely cruel, and if the colt is injured, the princess will not be able to explain it. Rock sneered and tugged at my sleeve again.
"Let's go, let's see, let's open our eyes." As soon as I rolled up my sleeves, I dragged the rock and walked out.
"You have nothing to do, what are you carrying a pole with the Emperor of Heaven there! You don't even know what's so scary about those two things. I don't know how many years those two things have been locked up in the livestock pen of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, and no great god has ever been able to subdue them. I think that the god of war fought with those two things for three days and three nights, and finally returned in vain. What can you do?" I dragged the rock out, and the rock complained about me as I went.
"Isn't it just a pig and a cow? Is it as scary as you say?" I shook my head in disbelief.
"You really don't hit the south wall. Let's take a walk, I'll take you to see what a real horror creature is. Panshi's stubborn temper also came up, and without saying a word, he led the way directly in front.
"Aren't these good pigs and cows? I don't see anything special. "Standing outside the barn, I looked at the two animals that the rock pointed out to me.
"Hehe, you have the ability to move them." The rock flashed and retreated a few dozen meters away from the cattle pen.
"Move, what's the big deal." I touched my waist, took the wusha in my hand, walked along the edge of the barn to the nearest point to the two animals lying together, and gently pounded their bodies with the wusha.
At first, the two animals thought that mosquitoes were biting them, and twisted their bodies to keep their nests moving. I pounded it again. This time, the two guys seemed to be angry, and stood up together.
"Moo Moo-------"
"Hum Hum Hum"
One big and one small two animals looked back at me in unison, the eyes of the little flower pig were glowing blue, the eyes of the big flower cow were glowing red, the two animals looked at me as if they had seen a long-lost snack, excitedly planed their hooves, and worked together to rush towards me.
"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! "There was a continuous crashing sound from the barn.
That's a little too fierce, isn't it? Don't their heads hurt? I quickly took a few steps back.
"Hey--- King--- be careful of their 'top secret weapons'!" Rock stood in the distance and shouted at me.
"What other 'top-secret weapons'?" I glanced back at the rock. Suddenly, a powerful suction force sparked right in front of me. Before I could react, I was carried by the suction and slammed into the edge of the barn.
"Grandma, dare to tease your grandfather!" I rubbed my sore shoulders and stood up, and took the wusha and hit the two big heads on the edge of the circle.
These two animals seemed to be made of steel, and the more I hit them, the more excited they became. My arm was numb. Usha simply "swooped" and wrapped around my arm.
"I don't believe it yet!" I rolled up my sleeves and prepared to jump into the barn to clean up the two things that I didn't know how to do. The purple gold brick in his mouth suddenly moved. I opened my mouth, and the purple gold brick "swished" out of my mouth, and it was a hard slap at the two big heads.
"Moo----"
"Ah----h
The two guys who were still menacing just now were rolled on the ground by the purple gold bricks, and kept howling. I patted the dust on my body and stood on the edge of the circle to peek in.
"What's going on?" The rock also ran over and looked inside the circle.
"Hehe, I don't know what's going on. Anyway, they must be flattened by my purple gold bricks. I folded my hands over my shoulders and triumphantly flaunted at the rock.
After a "crackling", the two animals lay on the ground gasping for air. I saw that these two things were at least three times smaller than they were earlier.
"Stop fighting, I'll take it!"
"I'm convinced, too! Stop fighting. ”
Then I saw the two animals roll on the ground at the same time, and turned into two strong children. The purple gold brick floated in the air with two "poofs", and I quickly opened my mouth to return it to its original position.
"Eh--- what are you two? Why do you want to be pigs and cows and live here?" This celestial thing is strange to say, many animals are cultivating in groups and trying to become human forms. But these two lords are obviously human beings, but they have become animals, and they are eating and drinking here.
"My name is Fuzhu, his name is Wangniu, originally a pair of shepherd boys on Tianxiang Mountain, because he accidentally ate a pair of red fruits that fell from the sky and became a pig and a cow. We don't know why, since we became pigs and cows, they have been extremely tyrannical, and they are not afraid of knives and guns, water and fire, but they are more and more comfortable being beaten by others. As for why you're here? We didn't know it, but one day we opened our eyes and went to this barn. Fu Zhu and Wang Niu looked at each other, touched their bodies again, and found that they had really changed back into human form, and the two little ones jumped up happily.
"Alas--- it turned out to be a misunderstanding for a long time. I thought these two things were aliens. Rock shook his head in dismay.
"Thank you to this great god for saving me. Although we are just little shepherd boys, we also know the gift of gratitude. If the great god comes to Tianxiang Mountain, we will definitely invite you to eat the best Tianxiang fruit on our Tianxiang Mountain. "Fuzhu took the bull and bowed to me and the rock.
"Where is Xiangshan this day? Why are you two going back?" I looked at the two children in front of me and wondered if I should go and ask the Emperor for mercy and send someone to see them off.
"Don't worry, it's not difficult to go back to Tianxiang Mountain, but the two of us are gone, how can the great god explain to the Emperor of Heaven?" It seems that although these two children have become animals and are confined here, their brains are not bad, and they also know everything around them.
"You're right, just now I carried it with the Emperor of Heaven, and he insisted that I use your hair to make brushes and weave blankets. You two are just leaving, I really can't give an account to the Emperor of Heaven. Why don't you two go with me to see the Emperor, so that he can know that you two are not animals, but people. This is the past. "I took a child in one hand and wanted to go to the front yard of the Heavenly Emperor's Palace.
"Eh--great god, can you not go to see the Emperor of Heaven? We're a little scared of him. "Wangniu's feet seem to have roots, and I didn't pull it.
"Why are you afraid of him? He's not a man-eating monster. I lowered my head and asked Wangniu.
"Hehe, don't hide it from the gods, the Emperor of Heaven was once teased by the two of us so miserably, and he was still shouting that he was going to eat us two at that time." Wang Niu laughed twice, his face frightened.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here, he doesn't dare to eat you two. Go and go to the front and let him see how inhumane he is, and how unfortunate it is to keep the two children in the livestock pen. "I dragged the two children and left. Rock followed stupidly.
"What? You say these two children are the plum blossom pig and the snowflake cow?" The Emperor glared at the two children in front of him.
"Can that still be fake? As the leader of the Heavenly Realm, the Emperor of Heaven actually locked his two children in the livestock pen, if this word spreads, I wonder how the Emperor of Heaven will explain it then?" I deliberately said something to make the Emperor uncomfortable, who let him be okay and always trouble me.
"Uh--no? So many gods had seen those two animals back then. You say that I'm a clumsy person who can't see their true bodies, and other gods can't see all of them, right?" The Emperor of Heaven looked at the rock. The rock immediately understood.
"Yes, I was there at the time, and I couldn't tell that those two animals were children." Panshi really deserves to be the "favored minister" of the Emperor of Heaven, and immediately dismantled the platform I erected.
"You said he ate the red fruit by mistake and became a pig and a cow. Could it be that the red fruit is the rumored phaseless fruit?" The Heavenly Emperor thought for a moment and came to such a conclusion.
"It must be fruitless. It is rumored that if you eat the fruit of informity, both humans and gods will lose their true nature and become violent and wanton. The symptoms of the two children were just right. The rock began to reveal his richness again.
"How did you get them to come back?" The Emperor looked me up and down, left and right, as if he didn't believe that I had this ability.
"How can he be so capable? It's all up to his baby. "Panshi is like a eunuch in front of the Emperor of Heaven, and his stammering appearance is really speechless!
"Oh! What kind of treasure is his so good? Qing'er, hehe, my father-in-law is not an outsider, take out your baby and let my father-in-law take a look. When the Emperor heard the word "baby", his eyes immediately lit up, just like the uncle and aunt in the supermarket saw the discounted goods, completely ignoring his old age and decrepitude, leaning forward, ready to charge at any time.
"What a baby, it's one of my big teeth. Whew--Look. It's the innermost one on the left. "I opened my mouth and only spat at the Emperor, and I believe that the taste of beef noodles and pig's trotters is not unfamiliar to the Emperor.
"Uh--- Qing'er, can you stop playing with children's tempers." The Emperor covered his nose and stepped back, almost hitting the queen who had just entered the door.
"Heavenly Emperor, there seems to be a group of heavenly generals outside." The queen of heaven held her little chess piece and leaned lazily against the door, that posture was really amorous.
"It's time! Walk! Let's go! Come on, come on, kiss the son, dad hug. The Emperor of Heaven didn't care whether the Queen of Heaven agreed or not, and directly snatched the small chess pieces from the hands of the Queen of Heaven, and took the lead.
"Hey--- be careful. It's timid, don't scare it. "The Queen of Heaven followed the Emperor of Heaven, trotting all the way and admonishing all the way.
"Who said it was cowardly, it was our son, who would dare to provoke the son of the Emperor of Heaven? It's bold! Hahaha. The Emperor of Heaven completely ignored the little chess pieces trembling in his arms, and walked out of the gate of the Emperor's Palace laughing.
"Hey--what about these two kids?" When I saw that the Emperor of Heaven was just holding his "son" and walking out of the door and ignoring us, I couldn't help but feel a little anxious.
"Since they are human beings, not pigs and cows, it is natural to send them home. Do you need to ask me about this?" The Emperor didn't even reply and choked me directly.
"Then you two can go home. Do you know the way home?" I glanced at the two children.
"Recognize, recognize. Then we'll take our leave. The two children breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that the Emperor of Heaven still has a lot of weight in their minds.