I was walking on the streets of the city closest to Yinyang Lake, and it was almost winter, and there were almost no pedestrians on the streets. The shops on the street also closed early. The cold wind blew by, but I didn't feel the slightest chill. It's not just that I'm an immortal and not afraid of the cold, but that my heart is too restless. An angry flame burned in my chest, as if it were about to burn my shell into a thoughtless sculpture. Why do people live? This question used to ask myself when I was a mortal, although sometimes I would have boring thoughts about life, but that kind of thought was fleeting, after all, there were too many miscellaneous things in the world, and there were too many questions to think about, so where could I have so much time to be sad and sad. But after listening to Rock's words, my desire to be a god gradually disappeared, and I felt bored when I thought that my fate might just be someone else's casual stroke. What is this? After doing it for a long time, we are a small cog in the dome of heaven and earth, and we can only operate according to the established procedures, what is the difference between this and the weeds on the side of the road?

"Uncle, go to our tavern to drink wine and go to the cold?" A young girl dressed like a dusty woman smiled at me.

"It's okay, let's do what we don't dare to do on weekdays." I secretly thought to myself, since our numerology is predetermined, it is impossible for us to go to the bar according to our previous personality. Try it this time, to see if this numerology is accurate?

"Sir, we have all kinds of concoctions here. What do you think you're drinking?" A young boy with a bow tie at the bar asked me.

"Uh--have a drink, just ---." It was my first time at the bar, and I couldn't figure out the situation at all, so I looked at a middle-aged man next to me with an orange drink in his hand, so I pointed to the wine glass in the man's hand.

"Okay, Scotch, eighty." The boy's mouth opened, and my hand couldn't help but shake. A cup of stuff costs eighty yuan, which is too expensive!

"Hmmm—is there anything cheaper?" I quickly stopped the boy who was about to pour the drink.

"Uh--what price do you want to drink?" The boy glanced up at me, politely.

"What's the cheapest wine you've got here?" I asked in a whisper.

"There's a can of German stout, thirty-one cans." The boy turned and placed a can of beer the size of a cola in front of me.

"Thirty is thirty." I bit Dong, took out a hundred-dollar bill from my bosom and handed it to the boy.

"Sir, what's more?" The boy gestured to the snack on the bar.

"Uh-no." I took the change the boy had asked for, and walked out of the bar with the can of beer in a trembling manner, and a few light laughs came from behind me.

I regret it in my heart! Thirty yuan can buy a half-roasted chicken!

I sat on a long metal chair at a bus stop, and I shoved a finger into the tab, trying to pull it open, but I couldn't pull it open.

"What the hell!" I picked up the beer and studied it carefully for a long time, and found that there was nothing wrong with it, so I continued to work hard.

With a "snap", the pull ring was broken. Am I not destined to go to the bar?

"I really don't believe it." I pulled out the wusha from my waist, turned it into a knife, and tinkered with it along the dots on the jar, but no matter how much I tossed, I couldn't get the can of beer.

"Brother, you're the thirty-eighty-fifth Divine Soldier on the Heavenly Realm Weapons Rankings! Why can't you even open a can of beer?" I complained about the Usha in my hand.

"Woo" Usha wrapped directly around my wrist. It's also on strike!

"Grandma, I don't believe I can't get you away." I picked up the beer can in my hand and smashed it at the corner of the chair under my ass.

"Hey! The chair is for people to sit on, not for you to smash and play with. "An old man in a thick down jacket came up to me and reprimanded me.

"Uh--" I feel depressed in my heart, get up and hurry up!

"Hehe, what's the matter, it's a big turn, and you're much more comfortable, right?" I slid back to the gate of my cave in Yinyang Lake, where the rock sat on a big rock and laughed at me.

"Comfortable fart! Let's go, go to sleep. "I dragged the rock to the floor drain behind my cave.

"Let me tell you, although our numerology has long been determined by the ancient secret codex, we don't know what will happen to us in the future, so for ourselves, the future is still uncertain. We should work hard, we have to work hard, we should work hard. "Rock, is this enlightening me?

"Get out! From now on, if you bring me the Ancient Secret Codex, I will let you drink porridge every day. "I threw the rock into the floor drain and jumped with it.

Since I became an immortal, whether I went to the nest of the rock or the nest of the yin-yang mirror, I used the immortal method to arrive in an instant. This time, I didn't bother to use any immortal methods, so I just slid down the floor drain. I remember the first time I slid down here. That time, because I offended Xiao Wu, I was deceived by that kid, saying that there was my treasure trove below, and I was happy in vain. However, it was a blessing in disguise that I met the rock, and under his inspiration, I recovered my divine skills.

The rock must have reached the ground, and it may have floated up again when I didn't come down, just in time to meet me and glide slowly downward.

"That's right. Both humans and gods should be okay and have some fun for themselves. Roar! The rock shouted, sliding in front of me.

"Hey, do you have any wine here?" When I arrived at the underground rock's nest, I was probably too excited to slide down the floor drain just now, and I didn't feel sleepy.

"Yes, yes, for the sake of your unhappy mood today, let's contribute a bottle of osmanthus brew that has been treasured for many years." Rock turned and rummaged through the mess.

"Hehe, this is the osmanthus brew that you have treasured for many years?" I took the bottle handed by Panshi, and when I looked at the packaging on the outside of the bottle, I couldn't help but be amused by Panshi. This is obviously the osmanthus brew I bought in the town, and the production date is clearly printed on the outer packaging, that is, the new wine last year.

"Hehe, see the smile. No matter what time it is, it's wine. Rock scratched his head with one hand in embarrassment.

"No wonder I often find that my things are missing, and I dare to think that you are a thief." I took a teacup from Rock, poured some wine and handed it back to Rock.

"What thief? It's so ugly to say. I'm here too, our warehouse. Wow--- some peanuts. Rock took out another bag of peanuts and handed it to me.

"Isn't it that half of our snacks are stored with you?" I couldn't help but sigh. This guy usually doesn't eat less when he eats, and he keeps snacks, he is really a veritable foodie.

"You're an old picker, how many snacks do you usually buy for everyone? I secretly asked Xiao Li to buy it. In order not to let you find out, I usually put it here with me, and quietly bring a pack to Xiaoli every time I go up. "When Rock said I was an old picker, I couldn't help but think of what I was doing at the bar just now. We were born in an era of material scarcity, and we have developed the habit of living according to a plan since we were children. The occasional luxury is nothing more than a meal of dumplings on the street. Even if you live a comfortable life later, you can't change the problem of "trickling water and flowing for a long time". When I was a mortal, my wife and son also complained about me being too frugal.

"You were born an immortal, and you have always been an immortal, so you don't understand human hunger. Although I am also a god now, I can't forget the days when I used to suffer, so I always want to prepare in advance and store more money and food for emergencies. Let's not talk about it from afar, just say now, you look at so many mouths at home, if you don't think about it in the long run, what do you say we can do if we encounter something at that time?" I took a sip of osmanthus stuff. The aroma of osmanthus is rich and long, lingering between my lips and teeth for a long time. This aroma reminds me of eating locust flower gnocchi when I was a child. At that time, although the days were bitter, I felt very happy after eating a meal of acacia flower gnocchi. Now we are immortals, but I have rarely felt happy for so long, except for worrying about the heart that can't be finished, I really feel bored!

"Hehe, you've been harmed by this mortal trip. Immortals can't starve to death, it's a big deal not to eat if you don't eat, what's the big deal. Rock picked up the teacup and took a sip of wine, and a lot of wine flowed down the corner of his mouth. This is another distress in my eyes. What a waste!

"Look at you, drink slowly, don't waste it." I can't help but remind the rock.

"Hahaha, I'm really convinced of you. Drinking is a good thing. It doesn't matter if it's wasted or not, as long as we drink it happily, we will feel comfortable. Rock put the teacup on the small table, picked up the bag of peanuts, poured some into his hand, and filled it all into his mouth. It's so eye-watering to watch him eat!

"Hahaha, you're right. Looks like I'm going to have to fix my old problem. In the future, as long as we have money, we will go to the restaurant, regardless of whether it will be hungry tomorrow. "I also grabbed a handful of peanuts and stuffed them into my mouth, and it felt so good!

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"Daddy! Get up and eat! I was woken up by Satoru's shouting, and when I got up, I saw that Rock and I were both sleeping on the ground.

"Rock, rock." I patted the rock lying beside me.

"What's the matter? I have a bit of a headache. Let me sleep a little longer. Rock moved his ass, and didn't mean to get up at all.

"It's time for breakfast." I stood up and patted the dust off my body. We are wearing a Caiyun golden carp robe sewn by the princess herself, so it will be clean with a slight shake. I looked at the clothes on the rock again, and it was a terrible sight, and it had changed color in several places, and it looked like some dust had been stuck to the ground from last night's wine.

"Can you do it and help me get my breakfast. I want to sleep a little longer. Rock muttered.

"We didn't drink much last night, why are you so drunk?" I remember that it was a bottle of osmanthus stuffed and half of us.

"Hehe, you're embarrassed to say. You've been making a fuss all night, and I've slept so soundly that I haven't been able to sleep, and I've just squinted for a while. Do you think I'm sleepy? Ah---h

"What's wrong with me? I don't remember anything. "I don't remember what happened last night.

"Well--you tell me to sleep first. I'll tell you when I get up. The rock rolled and ignored me.

"Qing'er, hurry up. Go and help your daughter-in-law serve the dishes. "I just got up to the ground. My nominal mom in my last life began to command me.

"Isn't there Xiaowu them, do you still need me to serve the plates?" I muttered discontentedly.

"A couple of them were helping me clean up the house. Your daughter-in-law is alone in the kitchen. "My nominal mom in my last life pushed me to the kitchen.

"Ouch, mother, don't push it. I haven't washed my face and brushed my teeth yet? I'll help her when I'm done. "I walked to the hut.

"You kid, why don't you feel sorry for your daughter-in-law at all!" My nominal mom in my last life seemed to be angry.

"Okay, okay, I'll help her, I'll help her." The old lady really turned her elbows outward, and didn't look at his son.

"It's okay, it's okay, mother, I'm too busy. You ask him to wash his face first. The princess came out of the kitchen with her apron on.

"Ouch, look at how much your daughter-in-law cares about you. I don't know what good things you did in your last life, but you married such a virtuous and capable daughter-in-law in this life. You must cherish it. "My nominal mother in my last life nagged in my ear endlessly. The left one is "your daughter-in-law" and the right one is "your daughter-in-law", and I get goosebumps all over my body when I hear it. It seems that she is very satisfied with the princess's daughter-in-law!

"Dad, I tried the fairy grass you gave me last night, and it is really full of aura. My cultivation seems to have improved a lot. Do you have any more, give me a few more, and I'll let Shiraishi try it too. He has only taken care of me for most of the past half a year, and he has not practiced, and I am worried that his cultivation has dropped. "When my daughter saw me, she was a lion and opened her mouth.

"It's good to be useful. I don't have it on me now. After dinner, let's go to the East China Sea and get all the spirit sucking grass in the Falling Dragon Abyss back. "I was glad to hear that the grassroots were useful. It's a big deal, and if it does, it will be enough for all the expenses of my grandson as an adult.

"What! Do you still want to go to the Falling Dragon Abyss? You're so daring! "My nominal mother in my last life changed her face when she heard that I was going to the East China Sea.

"What's wrong? Those spirit sucking grasses were of no use in the Falling Dragon Abyss except for harming the immortals. Let's get them back and use them, not only can you improve your cultivation, but you can also sell them on the Heavenly Street, isn't it a matter of killing two birds with one stone. "I don't understand why my nominal mother in my last life was so scared.

"You probably don't know it yet. That Dongyang Shenjun fled. I also heard from my daughter-in-law last night. She said that after you fell into the falling dragon abyss, the Emperor of Heaven only cared about saving you, and let Dongyang Shenjun seize the opportunity to escape. We are not familiar with the situation in the East China Sea. In case that Dongyang Divine Monarch is still hiding in the East China Sea, wouldn't it be dangerous if we went?" My nominal mother in my last life hastened to explain the situation to me.

"Well, let's be careful. That Dongyang Shenjun is a ruthless character who will be revenged, and we have to beware of his revenge. Isn't there any news from the Heavenly Emperor?" I asked the princess in a loud voice who was busy in the kitchen.

"My dad said that he was sending people everywhere to search for traces of Dongyang Shenjun. There is no reliable information yet. The princess answered me aloud in the kitchen.

"At that time, I seemed to hear Dongyang tell his two younger brothers that he was going to the South China Sea. I wonder if the Emperor of Heaven has sent someone to the South China Sea to look for it?" I remember hearing Dongyang Shenjun talking to his two younger brothers about hiding under the sand and rocks under the sea.

"I don't know very well. I'll ask after I'm done later. Xiaoli, let's eat. The princess came out of the kitchen, took off her apron, and shouted into her daughter's hole.

"Mom, I know, you eat first, and we'll come right away." The daughter said yes as she walked out of the cave.

"Did you sleep well last night?" I suddenly remembered that my daughter and Shiraishi were always disturbed by children at night, why did they get up so early today? And it looks quite energetic.

"I don't know if it's the effect of the Spirit Sucking Grass or something else, this kid was honest last night. We went to bed early and slept until dawn. The daughter gently stroked her belly.

"Is there any movement in the child now?" I was shocked when I heard my daughter's words. Nothing will happen to this kid, right?

"Hehe, when I came in the morning, he started messing with me. You see, you're still kicking me. My daughter said so. I took a look, my daughter's stomach kept moving. Looks like this little guy has finally turned his biological clock around.

"Qingshan, remember that it's daytime, you can play with your mother, and at night you must have a good rest, don't make noise about your mother. Did you hear that?" I instructed my daughter's stomach.

"Grandma, Daddy, look, he can really hear me." My daughter asked me and her grandmother to watch the movement in his stomach. The little guy actually made a palm print on his fucking belly, and the tips of his thumb and index finger touched, isn't it the usual action of "OK" when mortals are interacting.

"I'll try again, 'The sun is red, the sun is rising'. Qingshan, did you hear it, if your mother sings these two lines to you in the future, it means that the sun has risen in the east, and it's time to get up. If your mom sings, 'Baby, go to bed,' it's dark and it's time to sleep." Got it? "I think the child's performance just now is just an accident, and it doesn't mean that he understands what I said.

"Daddy, look!" The daughter screamed again. I took a look, and this time it was good, the marks on her stomach were written directly. In order for us to see clearly, it is also written slowly. "Okay"! The blot showed that it had been a while before it faded, and I don't know how he got it.

Oh, my God! This child didn't drink Meng Po soup before he was reincarnated, right?

"Hehe, that's what I taught him. What do you think? Cow, right?" My daughter smirked at me and her grandmother.

But it's too ---, "I didn't know what to say for a moment." In the past, when my wife was pregnant with a son, I also went to prenatal education classes, which was nothing more than listening to music or teaching you how to maintain a good mood. But my grandson seems to be a little too sinister, and he has learned to communicate with people in his mother's belly. Could it be that all the gods are like this?

"Dad, he doesn't just say 'OK' and 'OK', he also writes '1, 2, 3', don't believe it, you see. Aoyama, write a '1' to grandpa. As soon as the daughter's words were finished, a handmark appeared on her stomach.

"Uh-hehe, the gods are different." I'm a little hairy at that. This kid is a little too smart. Could it be that he inherited the nominal mother's genes from my previous life? No, no, this shell of mine was not born to my nominal mother in my previous life. Could it be that the biological parents of this shell are geniuses?

"Aoyama, write another '2' to grandpa." The daughter continues to show off the difference of the child.

"Okay, okay, don't tire the kid." I hurried to stop my daughter.

"Hahaha, this great-grandson of mine is just like you when you were a child, how smart he is!" My nominal mother in my last life looked at her daughter's belly and laughed.

"I was smart when I was a kid too?" I was a little skeptical of what my nominal mom said in my last life. If I was really so smart since I was a child, how could I be reincarnated by the great gods of the Golden Dragon King and the Dongyang Divine Monarch?

"Of course. You're quick to remember things. I'll teach you once and you'll remember. That's why I sent you to Hirome when you were young. Because you have learned all the skills of your mother and me. "In my last life, my nominal mother was quite a bit of a "Wang Po sold melons and boasted about herself".

"Uh--" I glared speechlessly. It seems that I was a strong learner in my last life, so I may be a nerd.

"However, you are just too arrogant, no one pays attention to it, and you often suffer from other people's secret losses." This sentence said by my nominal mother in my last life is quite sincere. Otherwise, I really can't explain why I was plotted by the Golden Dragon King in my previous life.

"Come and eat." The princess shouted again.

"It's coming, it's coming." My daughter took my nominal mother's arm and walked into the small dining room together.

"Eat and eat. Xiao Wu, you bring a big bowl and give you some of the dishes. He didn't sleep well last night and was catching up on sleep. I commanded Satoru who had already started to move his chopsticks.

"Little princess, has my uncle come back?" The sound from outside the restaurant shocked the chopsticks I had just picked up and dropped them on the table.