Taking his grandson to another world Chapter 13 The gods also keep their promises, and their rags become heavenly clothes
"Bang--" "Bang--" The door of my house closed automatically, and my two children and I slammed into the gate together.
"Grandpa, it hurts me to death!" Qingshan clutched his head, tears rolling in his eyes.
"Oh--my teeth--ah--bleeding!" The little white wolf wiped his mouth with his little paw and shouted loudly.
"I didn't expect the dignified Red Lotus Immortal to also do the trick of penetrating the wall and entering the room." I endured the pain of bleeding from my nose, shoved the two children behind me, slapped my hand on my waist, and held the "black belt" in my hand.
"Hahahaha, I didn't expect you to be quite clever." The Red Lotus Immortal slowly floated up from the hole in my house like a large piece of Tencel.
"I don't know what is in my family that has been taken by a big man like the Red Lotus Immortal? If I could, I would give it with both hands. I also hope that the Red Lotus Immortal will let our family go. "There is no way, in the face of the strong, we can only bow our heads and find some reasons to mediate.
"Hehe, you're self-aware. I'm not here to want anything from your house, though, just to ask you a question. If your answer is satisfactory to me, I may consider letting your family live. The Red Lotus Immortal's slow tone sounded even more terrifying!
"I wonder what the Red Lotus Immortal wants to know from me? If I knew, I would know everything. However--- I hope that the Red Lotus Immortal will keep his promise, but don't go to the end - hehe - insult the prestige of the immortals! After saying this, I suddenly realized that my cultural level has been rising recently!
"Who are you? Where did the oolong brake in your hand come from? The Red Lotus Immortal's eyes were fixed on my eyes, as if they wanted to see a glimmer of truth in my eyes.
"Hehehehe, Red Lotus Immortal, don't you have a bad memory or --- the word 'promise' doesn't have the word 'promise' in the head of the immortal. You just said you wanted to ask me a question. But right now, you have two problems with one mouth. Say, "Which question should I answer to you?" I sneered a few times, and said unhurriedly in the tone of the Red Lotus Immortal, in fact, I was in a hurry! Why didn't anyone knock on my door!
"You --- hehe, it seems that I really can't underestimate you. Well, I'll just ask you one question. Who are you? "The Red Lotus Immortal was a little choked by my words. However, he quickly adjusted his mood, raised the corners of his eyes, smiled slightly, and his tone began to become light and mysterious.
"Hahahaha, after a long time, it turns out that the question that the Red Lotus Immortal wants to ask the most is this. That's a bit of a disappointment. Who am I? My --- Aomori --- a farmer who doesn't know how to grow crops, and I live in Wanghu Village, east of Changqing Town, where my parents and even grandparents came from. I don't know if the Red Lotus Immortal is satisfied with this answer? If the Red Lotus Immortal wants to ask for the names of my parents, I can tell you as well. This is an extra gift, and of course, it is not a violation of the promise of the Red Lotus Immortal. I also tried to slow down my speech as much as possible, so that the two little guys behind me could see if the door was closed tightly and if they could release some distress signals to go out. I was disappointed that the two little guys in the back didn't move at all.
"You didn't lie to me?" The Red Lotus Immortal squinted at me.
"What do you say?" I straightened my head and stared at the Red Lotus Immortal as well.
"Hahahaha, Aomori from Wanghu Village, Changqing Town. Okay, good, I remember you. I'm talking, so I'll let you go for now. However----- if I meet you again in the future, it will not be a problem that will solve the problem. After saying this, the Red Lotus Immortal flicked his sleeves. I see that this is a posture that is going to set fire to us again! He turned around and bowed down, protecting the two children under him.
"Hahahahahaha, it's really a deep love for calves!" The Red Lotus Immortal laughed a few times. I waited for a long time and saw that there was no movement, and when I turned my head to see, there was no trace of the Red Lotus Immortal in the cave.
"Grandma's, I dare to scare Lao Tzu on purpose!" I couldn't help but curse, but I still looked around with fear. It seems that this Red Lotus Immortal is really an immortal who keeps his promises! But--Doesn't everyone usually say that immortals never show mercy to mortals? Could it be that the Red Lotus Immortal is an exception? Or --- he didn't go far at all, still watching us nearby? When I thought about it, my heart immediately sank to the bottom. is entangled by a sinister fairy every day, how can I live this day!
"Grandpa, is that fairy gone?" Aoyama's voice seemed to come from the bed. I looked back, okay, the two children were still hugging each other, and they didn't dare to raise their heads.
"Alright, alright, come here. The fairy is gone. "I walked over and separated the two little ones, only to find that the little white wolf seemed to be scared.
"Look at you! I don't know who said before, when he met the immortals again, he would be the first to rush up and duel with the immortals. This is the third time we've met a fairy. I saw that someone who was going to duel with the gods was now peeing! "I deliberately covered my nose and stepped back three feet.
"Hehe, hehe, I didn't hold back. I wanted to go to the hut before I went home. Hehe. The little white wolf laughed awkwardly a few times.
"Grandpa, will that fairy come to us again?" Aoyama's face has not improved, and it is estimated that this time it really frightened him.
"It's okay, it's okay, what if he comes again, anyway, our family can't stay any longer. He couldn't find us when he came. "I thought about it for a while, and came to the conclusion ---that I couldn't stay in this cave of demons anymore. As soon as the demon army withdrew, this place became borderless again. Those immortals come as they say, and they leave as they say, which is what we ordinary people can deal with.
"Okay, I wanted to say this to my grandfather for a long time, but I was afraid that my grandfather would not agree, so I didn't dare to say it." Qingshan seemed to let go of a concern, and his face gradually returned to normal.
"Yes, yes, I don't object to it this time. That fairy just now was too scary. My teeth and nose still hurt! The little white wolf shook the fur on his body, as if he wanted to shake off the memory of the Red Lotus Immortal.
"It's still early, let's sleep first, observe the surrounding situation tomorrow morning, and if there is no danger, let's leave here." I found a slightly cleaner cloth and wiped the lower half of the little white wolf's urine. The little thing was embarrassed, and its head was twisted to the side, not daring to look at me.
"Grandpa, can I sleep with you?" Aoyama asked me in a whisper. This child, who was not afraid of heaven and earth before, has seen the real "battle" this time, as if he has gone from one extreme to the other, and has become timid and cautious.
"I want it too." The little white wolf immediately lay down beside me.
"No problem, you two are in my arms. I'll sleep with you both in my arms. "I'm armed. A man and a wolf squeezed into my arms. Fortunately, this season, the night in the Ten Thousand Demon Caves is cooler.
"Hehe" I don't know if I'm dreaming, but at night I seem to hear someone secretly laughing. No matter, it's really tiring to toss for so long! I closed my eyes and continued our spring and autumn dreams.
"Grandpa, where have you been?" The more I want to dream, the more I don't dream. I felt energetic early in the morning and got up early to pack my things. The two little ones may have been tired and scared last night, and they kept tossing and turning, but in the morning they slept so soundly. I didn't bother them, I went out to take a look, and found that the morning market was still going on, so I quickly bought a bunch of food and brought it home. As soon as I entered the house, I happened to see two little ones sitting on the kang and looking around for me.
"Grandpa went to buy food. Look, there are buns and fritters. You two hurry up and wash your faces. Let's start eating right away and leave after eating. "I tidied up the square table in the cave, put the food I had just bought on the table and sorted it, wrapped it in a clean bag and took it to eat on the road, and put the rest of the food and drink on the table.
"This time I have to eat more, I only ate two buns a day yesterday. I couldn't sleep last night when I was so hungry. Aoyama washed his face and came to the table, took a fritter and took a bite.
"I'm going to eat more, too. I've only eaten half a chicken since the day before yesterday. The little white wolf didn't know how to wash his face, and the water beads on his face looked like he had just run more than ten miles.
"Don't worry, don't worry, eat slowly, more!" As soon as I saw the two little ones like the wombs of hungry ghosts, they kept holding the food in their hands (claws), and stuffed it into their mouths before they could swallow it, for fear that they would choke again, so I hurried to stop them from doing this.
"Grandpa, have you bought some food for us on the road? Be sure to buy more. I'll carry you if you think you're too heavy. "Qingshan may have been hungry yesterday, for fear that we won't bring anything to eat when we go on the road later.
"I can carry it too. Grandpa, you just need to buy more meat buns. This thing is the hungriest thing. "The little white wolf seems to be still inexorable, and meat is indispensable no matter what.
"Who said that small animals are pitiful and can't bear to catch small animals? In addition to the meat we eat now, which chicken, duck and fish is not a small animal? I glanced at the little white wolf.
"Hehe, grandpa, you're a good person, it's okay, it's just that it's not good to hold grudges. If you correct that, I'm sure you'll find us a pretty granny. "The little white wolf's mouth is really hated and loved.
"Alas, I'm here to thank you first, as long as you two don't make trouble for me, with your grandfather's current conditions, I'm afraid I won't find a beautiful woman to accompany me?" I tapped the little white wolf's nose with the tip of my chopsticks.
"Grandpa! If you look for a beauty again, what should grandma do? Qingshan listened to my conversation with the little white wolf and seemed to be angry all of a sudden, "snap-" put the chopsticks on the table, pouted and didn't even swallow what was in his mouth, puffing out two cheeks and sullen.
"Your grandmother? Alas--" As soon as I heard Aoyama's words, the previous image immediately came back to my mind. What the hell is going on? Why do I see things I have never experienced before?
"What--we have grandma? Why haven't I seen it before? The little white wolf pricked up his ears and immediately put on a face ready to listen to gossip.
"Your grandma - I haven't seen it either. Your grandfather is also confused about this. "I patted the little white wolf on the head and told him to stop listening to gossip.
"Then why does the master say that there is a grandmother?" The little white wolf doesn't seem to give up until he digs up some secret news from me.
"What can I say--- your grandfather and I may have a problem with forgetfulness, and I can't remember a lot of things before." I looked up at the green hills. Why does this kid have to say that I'm his grandfather?
"Where's Grandma now?" The little white wolf's spirit of abandonment really annoys me!
"She might go back to her house. Oh--yes, I took Aoyama's father and mother back to her house. "I'll just finish talking and see what else this little white wolf can come up with.
"Then why don't they bring their masters?" Hey – this little white wolf is really endless.
"They probably didn't like Aoyama, so they left him to me." I continued to prevaricate the little white wolf.
"Not really! It was a bad grandfather who snatched me away, and you fell into a big fire pit with me to save me, and then we got here. Aoyama glared at me dissatisfied, muttering incessantly.
"Oh--- I see. Grandpa must have burned his brain out of the fire, so he doesn't remember anything from before. Right, master? Hehe" The little white wolf seemed to be quite satisfied with the conclusion it had reached, and smiled at Qingshan.
"Yes, yes, grandpa was burned out of his brain by the fire." I hastened to affirm the little white wolf's conclusions, otherwise it would have kept asking questions.
"Then grandpa, don't you want to go to grandma?" Did this little white wolf get up to the white horse? There's more to come!
"Look for them, we'll go find them when we're done eating. Are you full? When I'm full, I'll kill all the rest. As soon as I saw that the two little things seemed to be waiting for me to answer, I brought the things on the table in front of me with my hands.
"I'm going to eat it again!" Aoyama immediately reached out and grabbed a chicken leg.
"I'm not full!" The little white wolf also quickly grabbed a piece of beef on his paw.
"Grandpa, why don't you mend your pants?" When I was about to go out, Aoyama saw that my ass was still exposed, and asked me puzzled.
"Hehe, grandpa wants to too! But there is no cloth or thread at home, let alone a needle, and besides, grandpa can't do needlework. "I was embarrassed to touch my butt.
"Grandpa, you're so unsightly! Otherwise, you'd better stick a tencel handkerchief to your ass. The little white wolf tilted his head and looked at my ass.
"Hehe, then it may not want to." Aoyama couldn't help but laugh when he heard the little white wolf's words.
"Ahh Why do I think I hear you talking about me? "Tencel Pa lifted the placket of my robe, revealing the upper half, and one corner bent and wiped the middle.
"Hehe, early beauty! We're saying, you're a beauty, you're definitely going to mend your pants. So, I want to ask a beautiful woman to help my grandfather mend his pants. "This little white wolf is a "beauty", and it is called a slippery one! I'm a little ashamed of it.
"Hehehehe, it looks like I didn't sleep in vain with this beauty sleep! Come on, let me see, where are the pants torn? "Tensipa really has a pure woman's heart, and was touted by the little white wolf, and he has long forgotten about the southeast and northwest, floating into the air, flashing with colorful brilliance.
"Grandpa's ass balls are exposed. You see. The little white wolf quickly turned into a "leader" and turned behind me, his little paw pointing at my ass.
"Ouch! Shame on you! Well, I'll see. It's really exposed. It's pretty white. Why don't you wear panties? "This Celestial Spa is really good at pretending! One moment shy, one moment bold, and finally simply shameless.
"Who --- who said I wasn't wearing panties? That's panties burned through as well. I covered my ass and turned around. Although this Tenspar is an object, it gives people the feeling of a woman. I can't say how it feels like to be looked at by a woman!
"Take it off." Tencelpa opened his mouth and spat out three words.
"What--?" I opened my mouth wide and didn't react.
"If you don't take it off, how can I make it up for you?" Tenspar's two horns are crossed at the waist, and the shrew is solid.
"This ---," I looked at Tencel in embarrassment, and then at the two little ones next to me.
"Oh --- my! You won't go to the kang and take off the quilt! "Tenspar lifted one corner upward, as if he was born without love. Aoyama and Little White Wolf were two cubs, covering their mouths, and standing aside.
"Good, good." I "stabbed" on the kang and lifted the torn cotton jacket left by the young lady on the bed and covered my body.
"Hey--- this is a heavenly dress! But why did this robe burn out? Could it be ---" Tencelpa dragged my trousers and looked at them for a long time, and the upper half twisted to me for a moment.
"Tianyi?" I couldn't help but be shocked when I heard the muttering of Tencelpa! Isn't this exactly what the beautiful woman in the dream said? Am I really having my brain burned out by fire?
"Yes, that's right! This is a heavenly garment, made of the color essence of the Nine Heavens. It stands to reason that this garment should not be burned by fire. Oh--- I see! Tencel shook my torn pants violently. The room was immediately filled with light.
"Wow---"
"Oh my God---"
The two little guys, Aoyama and Little White Wolf, seemed to have turned into wood, with their mouths wide open and expressions of disbelief.
"Uh--" I was almost blinded by the light. It's just --- why I saw a robe covered with colorful clouds and golden carp! Where did my pants go?
"Let me take a look at your shirt again." Tenspa gathered the dazzling robe and ran to me, circling around me.
"Hey-what are you doing? Where are you going to get my pants straight?" I screamed, clutching my quilt. This Tiansi Pa is really shameless!
"No wonder I feel so comfortable crawling on your chest! It turns out that this is also a heavenly dress! Tencelpa tugged at my shirt. All of a sudden, the room was full of fragrance. I saw a long robe full of flowers and herbs floating in the air, constantly exuding its fragrance.
"Hey! What the hell do you want to do? "I was stripped naked, and I couldn't help but be annoyed.
"Shh--- what are you doing so loudly? Do you want people outside to know that you have two precious clothes? Tencel Pa burst into my ear and blew into my ear.
"Baby!" As soon as I heard the word "baby", I immediately shut my mouth tightly. This "wealth is not exposed" is absolutely right!
"Hula--" sounded. Tencel Pa threw two heavenly clothes.
"Huh---?" Where's my baby? Wasn't Mo preempted by Tencelpa? I was just about to look up and question Tencelpa, but it was dark in front of me, and my head was tightly covered by clothes.
"Put it on." The two corners of Tencel patted each other.
"Where is my heavenly garment? Why is it still this torn shirt and this torn pants! I took off the clothes on my head and saw that they were still the two I had just now. However, it seems that the pants and shirt have been renewed, and the holes in the pants are gone.
"Isn't it in your own hands? What's the matter, do you just want to wear those two robes and tunics without pants underneath? The two corners of Tencel Pa were forked into the waist, and the little head in the middle was flicked.
"Well--- okay. Actually, that's pretty good. Hehe, it's inconspicuous, it's good. "Hearing Tenspa's words, my heart is really crazy! I didn't expect that we had been wearing heavenly clothes! No wonder the injuries healed so quickly in the previous fights.
"Beauty, you don't seem to have patched up your grandfather's underwear." The little white wolf winked at Tencelpa. I'm sure it must have deliberately tried to get me out of trouble!
"Hehe, hehe." Aoyama will only be silly.
"You little bunny!" I grabbed a broken pillow from the kang and threw it at the little white wolf.
"Do you want to make up for --- or not? Take it off quickly. Tenspa flicked a horn at me without paying attention.
"Don't make it up! I like to cool it down. I shoved the trousers into the quilt, put them on a few times, put the shirt on again, rolled over and got up from the kang.
"Cut - don't make up for pulling down. You think I like to smell your stinky fart! Tencel Pa twisted his square waist and "stabbed" into the hem of my shirt and pressed against my chest.
"Since it's a heavenly clothes, why is it still burned by that immortal's fire?" The little white wolf held his chin with one paw, as if he was thinking about some problem.
"That's because your grandfather hasn't bathed in a long time! The clothes thought he was too smelly, so he deliberately broke a hole. "Tencel made the sound of urns in the hem of my robe. I was extremely upset to hear it. But--since the clothes smell like us, why doesn't it smell like us, and it has to stick to our chest?
"Don't stink there. You think I'm here for you? If you don't have this garment, the devil would want to smell your sour smell! Evil --- "I don't know if Tencelpa was really disgusted, or if he deliberately shamed me." Whatever, anyway, we now know that we're wearing heavenly clothes. Hehe, it's so comfortable!