Taking your grandson to another world Chapter Seventy-Seven It is even more difficult to set family rules, and you will get drunk with a glass of wine
Our family moved to a new yard, but we didn't expect that the new yard had everything available. My dad took Aoyama and Xiaobai to make a lot of trouble in the bathhouse. My mother took the Tencel Pa and washed the vegetables in the thatched house. I walked into my room with my face covered, sat down in a chair, and began to wonder if I should make a house rule. In the future, if someone else comes to my house again, I won't die of laughter when I see this kind of scene!
"Come on, let's stop our chopsticks first. Let me announce a few house rules. "I said to everyone at the dinner table.
"House rules? You stinky boy, your dad is still here, where is your turn to set the house rules! My father said to me with his chopsticks in his hands and a dish.
"Oh well. It's up to my dad to set the rules for our family. I put my chopsticks on the table and looked at my dad.
"What? Let me decide? I don't think there's anything to say. As long as everyone is happy at home. Why do we have to set those rules and regulations that restrict people's freedom? My dad glared at me.
"Dad, if it were just our family here, I wouldn't care about you. However, we have come to other people's territory, and we can no longer be as casual as before. At the very least, you have to get dressed when you go out of the house, okay? Also, don't you run out naked when you take a shower? If this is seen by others, how embarrassing it would be! "When I saw that my father was uncertain, I had to say what I thought.
"What does it matter if you're naked in your own home? If someone comes, he will definitely knock on the door, and then he will just hide. My dad argued.
"But what if the door of our house is not plugged in? People pushed the door in directly, but what should I do? "I asked my dad.
"That's because he's rude, it's not our problem. Also, if people want to go to the thatched hut when they take a bath, do they have to get dressed and run to the thatched hut? Isn't that nothing to look for? "My dad directly overturned my previous proposal.
"Yes, yes, I agree with my uncle. There are no outsiders in our family, so it doesn't matter if you dew some meat, right? The rocking chair followed my dad.
"Grandpa, it's comfortable to be naked at home. Can you leave it alone? Aoyama shouted beside him.
"You still have the face to say. Look at how old you are, and you're about to catch up with grandpa. How can you run outside without wearing anything, bare-assed? You're like your grandfather and take a handkerchief to block it! There are also your grandmothers and Tenspa grandmothers in this family. "I'm training Aoyama.
"Grandpa Qingshan, why did you put me in the grandmother level? People can only be the sister of Qingshan and Xiaobai. Tenspa also coaxed aside.
"You want to be their sister? Well, you immediately move out of the rocking chair room and live in a room of your own. He's my junior. A grandfather lives in a room with a granddaughter, and that's too --- "I couldn't go on, and I raised my finger and pointed to the tencel and the rocking chair.
"Okay, okay, I'm grandma. I'm grandma. Don't talk about it. Tencel nodded at me.
"Also, mother, no matter how beautiful the kitchen is, it is also a kitchen, and you can't take the vegetables to the thatched house to wash them anymore. It's too ---" I can't say any more.
"Okay, okay, I got it. Your father has reprimanded me several times for this. Just rest. My mother said with chopsticks in her hand.
"Well, since you guys want to be naked at home, let's make another rule. In the future, when everyone enters and exits the door, they must take the initiative to plug in the door. I glanced at my dad and the rocking chair and said.
"Grandpa, can't we plug in if we go out? That door was inserted from the inside! Xiaobai reminded me next to me.
"If you can't plug it in, you have to plug it in. You don't know how to use magic, do you? I glared at Xiaobai.
Xiao Bai nodded when he heard this, and stuck out his tongue.
"It's just you. Eat quickly. "My dad scolded me.
"And, Dad, can you get a protective cover for our family? So that people outside can't see the situation inside our house even in the air. It's better not to get in. I said to my dad.
"You won't get it? This kind of trivial thing still needs to trouble you Lao Tzu? Isn't that just an enchantment? You'll just have to do it. My dad gave me a disdainful look.
"Well, when I didn't say anything." As soon as I heard my father's words, I lowered my head and hurried to eat the contents of my own bowl.
I found that it was not difficult to manage the entire Bai clan in Blackwater Valley as well as my family.
"Is the patriarch at home?" I was eating two bites of food when I heard Lamber's voice outside the door.
"I'll open the door." Aoyama sprang up from his chair and ran out of the house.
"Patriarch, are you eating? I've brought you something to eat. This is the sour and spicy radish made by my family, which is appetizing. It's just right to eat. Come, all of you, taste it. Lan Bo carried a basket and followed Qingshan into my canteen.
"Oh, Lambie, why are you always so polite?" I walked to the cafeteria door to greet Lambber.
"What's this? Everyone will be neighbors in the future, but they have to move around a lot. Come on, come on, brother, you can taste it too. Lamber took out the contents of the basket and swung it in front of my father.
"Hehe, thank you. Big Brother Blue. I don't know how expensive you are this year? My dad stood up with a rare gesture and nodded at Lamber.
"Hehe, I'm almost 50,000 years old this year." Lambber said with a double laugh.
"Ouch, that's bigger than me. Come on, Brother Lan, you sit here and eat with us. When my father heard how old Lamb was, he was startled, and quickly moved to the side, so that Lamb sat next to him.
If I hadn't inquired about their age from my parents, I would have been stunned to hear about Lamber's age. This is the number of years a person can live! This is almost the same as heaven and earth, it is completely immortal!
"How old is Brother Shape this year?" Lambber asked my dad.
"Oh, me, I should be in my 30,000s and less than 40,000 years old." My dad replied.
"Oh? Why doesn't the elder brother even know his age? Lambber asked curiously.
"Well--- I'm too lazy to remember it. The longer I live, the more I feel that time flies, so I simply don't remember it, so I don't feel uncomfortable thinking about being so old. Hehe. My dad laughed bitterly.
"Yes! I came here with our ancestors. At that time, our ancestors were not as old as I am now. However, he is much better than me. Now in this Black Water Valley, I am the only one who has seen the face of our ancestors. The others are generations away. Lambber listened to my father's words and sighed.
"Oh? Why can't anyone else live long, but Lan Bo still looks so alive? I asked Lamber curiously.
"Well, I don't know if it's my blessing or my bad luck. At that time, when my ancestor was about to return to heaven, he took out only one longevity fruit and asked us all to draw lots. I didn't expect to be caught. I ate that longevity fruit and never died. No, my wife has changed three times. My children and grandchildren have gone before me. Now I'm the only one left in my house and my fourth wife. I look at her, and she's dying. I've had enough of it. It's really a crime to watch your relatives leave! Lamber said and wiped away tears.
"Brother Lan, come on, come on, drink some wine. Wine can relieve a thousand sorrows. Come on, do it! "My father couldn't see people crying and crying, and when he saw Lan Bo wiping his tears, he picked up the wine jug on the table and poured Lan Bo a glass of wine.
"Ouch! That's a good thing! I can't even remember what it tasted like. Come on, come on, brother, let's have a drink. Lamber sniffed and sniffed at the glass, and when he saw that my father had done it, he tilted his head and poured the wine from the glass into his mouth.
"What's going on? This wine is okay, right? My dad asked Lamber.
"This wine --- so good. Hahahaha. I'm finally drinking again! Hahahaha" Lan Bo just finished drinking the wine in the glass, his face immediately turned red, he raised his head with a big laugh, opened his mouth, and fell from his chair to the ground with a "snap--" sound.
"Lamber! Are you okay? I quickly got up and helped Lamb to his feet.
"It's okay, it's okay, I can still drink. Huh--- Huhu---- "Lambber fell asleep in my arms!"
"Tut-tut, it's so pitiful! Get drunk with a glass of wine. This amount of alcohol is too bad! My dad shook his head and poured himself another glass of wine.
"Daddy, where did you get this wine?" I asked my dad.
"Grandpa, we also have a wine cellar. There's a lot of wine in there! This wine was taken out of the cellar by Grandpa. Xiaobai said.
"We still have a wine cellar? Obediently, our family is one step to the sky! When I heard Xiaobai's words, I was more surprised than happy. Because my dad drank too much, I don't know what will happen again?
"Daddy, I'll send Lamb home. Xiaobai, you help me carry that basket. I said to my dad.
"Ba'er, wait a minute, my mother will decorate them with something delicious. We can't just eat other people's food. This exchange of gifts is the right way to connect feelings. As she spoke, my mother got up, went to the kitchen, took out a piece of braised pork, and put it on Lamber's plate.
"Oh - what's going on? Why did he become like this? "I knocked on the door of his house with Lambie, and it was a lady who looked older than my mother who came out to open the door.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, Lambber drank a glass of wine at my house, and he got drunk like this. I didn't know he couldn't drink. I'll be sure to pay attention next time. "I hastened to apologize to Lambber's wife.
"Did he drink? How many years have it been. He kept telling me how good the wine was. Why did you get drunk after just one drink? Hehe, patriarch, can you get me a glass of wine too, so that I can taste what this wine tastes like? "Lan Bo's wife didn't help me help Lan Bo, but only asked me for wine.
"Aunt Lan, where did I put Uncle Lan? Where is his bed? I asked Aunt Lan.
"Oh, over here, yes, this is the house. He didn't mean it was warm in this room. When did you say our Blackwater Valley was cold? Aunt Lan said to me while leading the way in front.
"This room is a little too small. This is supposed to be a room for clutter. How can you let Lamb live in this house? As soon as I helped Lan Bo into the house, I found that there was only a small bed in this room, not even a cabinet, and I couldn't help complaining about Aunt Lan.
"He had to live in this room himself. I can't help it. I also asked him why he had to live in this room when he didn't live in so many spacious rooms. He said that the feng shui in this room is the best, and it is warm to live in. "Aunt Lan felt that she was wronged by my accusations, and complained to me dissatisfied.
"Oh well. I'll just put him on the bed. "I put Lamber on the bed and pulled the quilt off the bed over him.
"Patriarch, you have time to help me persuade him. He's too stubborn. No one listens. I see that he has a lot of respect for you. He will definitely listen to what you say. You tell him not to worry about the Blackwater Valley all day. He is not too young, and he should pay more attention to his body. Aunt Lan said to me.
"Good. However, Aunt Lan, I really can't leave Uncle Lan. I don't know a lot of things, and I have to help me with Lamber. I said to Aunt Lan.
"He should help you. You'll have to keep an eye on him, though. I watched as his health was getting worse and worse. I'm so worried that he's going to be gone one day. So, patriarch, you still help me persuade him to go home and rest more. Aunt Lan said listlessly.
"Okay, that's fine. As long as there is nothing going on in the clan, I will let Ramber go home and rest. I said to Aunt Lan.
"Then it's a hassle for the patriarch." Aunt Lan nodded at me.
"Grandpa, here's this." Xiaobai handed the basket that Lan Bo was holding in front of me.
"Oh, by the way, Aunt Lan, this is my mother's braised meat. You and Lamb have a taste. "I shoved the basket into Aunt Lan's arms.
"Oh, how can we ask for the patriarch's things? No, no, no. If I take your things, my old man will definitely scold me when he wakes up. "Aunt Lan looked at the contents of the basket and stuffed the basket back into my hand.
"It's okay, if he scolds you, you come to me. I discipline Lamber well. Isn't this neighborhood supposed to take care of each other? I put the basket down to Lamber's bedside.
"Well, then thank you Patriarch." Aunt Lan wiped the corners of her eyes.
"Then we'll take our leave." As soon as I saw Aunt Lan shed tears, I pulled Xiaobai and walked out.
"Then you go slowly." Aunt Lan sent us out of the door, watched us enter the house, and then turned around and went back to her own house.
"Come on, come on, evil son, come and have a drink with your handsome husband. After drinking, let's go to bed. "As soon as I walked into my cafeteria, I saw my father staggering and pulling my mother, insisting that my mother drink with him.
I glanced at the rocking chair and the Tencel Pa, and the two of them were eating and drinking and laughing, without even looking at my father and my mother. Aoyama may be full, and he is not in the cafeteria.
"Dad, don't drink anymore. Look at you, your face is red. "Last time in Wanhua Valley, my father was drunk when he was drunk. Just now I saw that he drank a glass and seemed to be fine, thinking that this time the wine was not strong, but who knew that it would not be long before he got drunk like this.
"Ba'er, help your dad walk around the yard." My mother called out to me.
"Who said - I - drunk. I'm not --- drunk. "My father's legs went so weak that he almost dragged me to the ground.
"Grandpa, I'll help you help grandpa." Xiaobai took my father's other arm and helped my father to the yard with me.
A gust of wind blew. My dad shuddered, and suddenly straightened up.
"What are you two doing with me?" My dad shook his arm and asked me and Xiaobai.
"Grandpa, you were drunk just now." Xiaobai said to my father.
"What? I'm drunk again. It's over, it's over. Your grandmother is going to pinch me this time. As soon as my father heard Xiaobai's words, he raised his legs and walked to his house.
"Grandpa, why did Grandpa wake up so quickly?" Xiaobai asked me.
"I don't know. I also find it strange. However, your grandfather must have been really drunk just now, right? "I looked at my dad and began to suspect that he was pretending to be drunk.
"Alright, go back to the house and rest. That's what your dad is. Get drunk fast and wake up quickly. In the past, the people of Mohai gave him a nickname called 'Wine Rotor', which means that after your father drank wine, he would turn around as if he hadn't drunk. My mother shook her head at me and said.
"That's fine. Mother, go back to the house and rest. I said to my mother.
"Grandpa, where did Aoyama go? Why didn't I see the green hills? Xiao Bai probe glanced in his room and turned his head to ask me.
"I don't know. Maybe somewhere to play. You go and find out. I said to Xiaobai.
"Oh well. I went to the shower room to take a look. Xiaobai walked to the back of the yard.
I went into my room and lay down on the bed, it was so comfortable! I don't know what this bed is made of, it's soft and warm to sleep on. As soon as I closed my eyes, I fell asleep.
"Grandpa, Qingshan is gone!" I had just slept for a while when I heard the door slam open, and Xiaobai rushed to my bed and shouted into my ear.
I was so frightened that I sat up from the bed all of a sudden, my whole body was sore and painful, and I was so uncomfortable.
"Grandpa, Qingshan is gone." Xiaobai shook my shoulder and said again.
"Oh, what? Why is Qingshan gone? Have you looked for it all in the yard? I was stunned before I realized what the little vernacular meant.
"I've looked for it, but I can't find it anywhere." Xiaobai was so anxious that there were beads of sweat on his head.
"Could he have gone to his grandmother's house?" I sat on the bed and thought for a while.
"Uh--that's possible. But--he should say hello to Grandma Bai's house when he goes to it. However, I asked my grandfather and grandmother, as well as the handsome man and the beautiful woman, and they didn't know where Aoyama had gone. Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then continued.
"It's okay, it's okay. Don't worry. You go to Grandma Bai's house and ask. I comforted Xiaobai.
"Oh well. If Grandma Bai doesn't have one either, what can I do? Xiaobai asked me.
"No, it won't. Aoyama is timid, he shouldn't have run outside by himself. I said to Xiaobai.
"Then I'll go to Grandma Bai's house to have a look." Xiaobai turned around and walked out.
"Xiaobai, when you go to Grandma Bai's house, you have to talk slowly, don't scare your Grandma Bai and Auntie. Did you hear that? I continued to lie down on the bed and said to Xiaobai.
"Good. I know. Xiaobai's voice sounded relatively small, and I guess the child had already walked to the gate of the courtyard.
"What's going on? Why is Qingshan gone! I just squinted for a while, and then I heard Bai Ying's loud voice from the gate of the courtyard.
"His grandmother, don't worry, Qingshan will definitely not lose it. Where is he supposed to be hiding? "I heard my mother comforting Bai Ying.
"Auntie, if Qingshan has three longs and two shorts, I don't want to live. Woo woo woo ..... "This Bai Ying is still crying."
"Bai Ying, don't howl, Qingshan must be fine. I promise you. "My father also persuaded Bai Ying.
"Uncle, is it useful to talk about this now? Where will Aoyama go? Woo woo woo ...... "Bai Ying continued to cry.
I rolled over from the bed and sat up, threw the quilt at the end of the bed in anger, straightened my clothes, and walked out of the house. I just want to get a good night's sleep, and I can't do that with such a simple request. Am I destined to work all my life!
"Grandpa Aoyama! I said don't move, don't move, you want to move. Now, you've lost my grandson. Give me back my grandson!" "As soon as Bai Ying saw me come out of the house, she rushed to me and threw it.
"Mother! How can you blame the uncle for this? Bai Xiu saw that her mother was furious, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab her mother's arm.
"Bai Ying, don't shout. Where can he run to Qingshan? The entrances and exits of this Blackwater Valley have an enchantment set up by my father, and he can't get out at all. He must have gone somewhere to play. Let's just go and find it. If I knew you were like this, I wouldn't let Xiaobai come to your house to find it. I took two steps back and said in annoyance.
"Grandma Bai, Qingshan won't run far. Otherwise, you and your aunt should go home first. When Xiaobai saw that I was angry, he pulled Bai Ying's sleeve.
"I'm going home? If I can't see Qingshan, can my heart be stable? No, I have to see Aoyama. Bai Ying glared at me viciously and said.
"I think Aoyama must still be at home. There's no way he's going to run out without saying a word. Let's take a closer look. My father winked at me and walked to the back of the yard.
"Mother, you accompany Bai Ying to the hall first. I'll go and get Aoyama back. I said to my mother.
"Okay, you guys hurry up!" My mother glanced at Bai Ying and told me.
"It's okay, don't worry. Who is my grandson? It is a green mountain. He is blessed with great fortune. I said out loud to my mother on purpose.
Bai Ying's face turned blue and white for a while, and her eyes became more and more vicious when she looked at me.