Taking my grandson to another world 143 Although honey is sweet, it also causes trouble, and the age of Qingshan makes me dizzy
Princess Xianghua wanted to take revenge on me, but instead she was miserable by what she had made. I thought that was the end of the matter, but she held a large jar of honey and asked Aoyama to bring it to me. I thought there must be something wrong with this jar of honey, so I took Qingshan to Princess Xianghua's small building invisibly.
"Lalala---" Princess Xianghua's room came from a cheerful singing. It seems that there is still an antidote to the medicine she made herself, and there is nothing wrong with it so soon.
"Grandpa, if this continues, we don't know if there is a problem with this jar of honey?" Qingshan followed me outside Princess Xianghua's house for a long time and whispered to me.
"You're right. We should take the initiative. "I think Aoyama has a point. This Xianghua princess has been lying on the bed. We can't just wait out there all the time, can we?
I sneaked into Princess Xianghua's small building with Qingshan.
"Ouch! I didn't expect this medicine to be so powerful. Princess Xianghua suddenly screamed and rushed out of the house.
I quickly pulled the green mountain and hid under the stairs. I saw Princess Xianghua holding her stomach and getting into the thatched house outside the building.
"Grandpa, what's wrong with her?" Aoyama asked me.
"She's reaping the consequences. Earlier, she wanted to poison my tea, but I mixed the bag, and she drank the poison herself. I said.
"Why is this woman so bad!" Aoyama said.
"Shh---hh She's back. I raised my index finger at Aoyama.
"Lalala---" I didn't expect Princess Xianghua to be quite optimistic, and she sang with a stomach.
"Grandpa, let's put this jar of honey at the door of her house, and when she comes out again, we will trip her and let her have a longer memory." Qingshan watched Princess Xianghua enter the house and pointed to the door of Princess Xianghua's house.
"Okay. This time, we'll let her go and give her back the honey. I nodded, raised my hand and gently handed the jar in my arms. The jar of honey landed safely in front of Princess Xianghua's house.
"Let's go, let's go back." I waved my hand at Aoyama.
"Ah----" As soon as I floated into the air with Qingshan, I heard Princess Xianghua scream.
"What's going on? Didn't she just stumble, why did she scream so badly? Aoyama asked, looking at me strangely.
"Who knows. This woman just loves to bluff. Let's go, leave her alone. I grabbed Qingshan's arm and flew back to the small building where we lived.
"Where have you two been? Grandpa, Qingshan, come, this is the wild fruit we picked behind the mountain, it tastes good. I've brought back a few of them. "As soon as Qingshan and I landed in front of the small building, Xiaobai ran out of the house with a handful of red fruits in his hand.
"Can this be eaten? It can't be toxic, right? I asked Xiaobai.
"Grandpa said it wasn't poisonous. We all ate. It's delicious. Xiaobai said.
"Then I'll taste it. Hey, it tastes like an apple, and it's pretty sweet. "I took a red fruit from Xiaobai's hand and took a bite.
"Aoyama, aren't you angry?" Xiaobai saw Qingshan eat the red fruit and asked Qingshan.
"I'm still a little angry." Aoyama replied as he nibbled on the fruit.
"What's wrong? Why is Aoyama angry? I asked.
"When we were strolling around, there was a flock of red birds flying overhead. Aoyama wanted to catch one of those birds, but was reprimanded by his grandfather. Grandpa said that the bird was very likely to be poisonous. Xiaobai said.
"I see. Qingshan, grandpa trained you for your own good. How can you be angry with your grandfather? I said.
"I'm not mad at my grandfather because of that. I'm because my grandfather said in front of so many people that I can't grow up. Grandpa, you say, how faceless I am! Aoyama ate two red fruits in a row, and his mouth immediately turned red.
"You stinky boy, you're only six years old, what's the matter if you're reprimanded by an adult? Saving face? You're so young, who thinks you don't have face. I said.
"Grandpa, I'm not young anymore. I think maybe my mother was mistaken. I look like a six-year-old child! Look at me now, I'm about the same height as Xiaobai. Have you ever seen a little kid grow so tall at the age of six? Aoyama retorted.
"Okay, okay, you can borrow the spirit mirror from your grandfather later, let's ask your mother." I said.
"I'll borrow it now." As soon as Aoyama heard my words, he threw the kernel in his hand to the side of the road and rushed up to the second floor.
I looked at the appearance of Qingshan and kept shaking my head. What's the difference between this look and a six-year-old?
"Qingshan, what's the matter with your mother?" The face of my silly daughter appeared in the hallway. I saw a cloth on her face that showed her eyes and mouth, and I didn't know what she was doing.
"Oh, Mom, what are you doing? Is your face rotten? Qingshan immediately smirked when he saw his mother.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Mom, it's in beauty. Mom is afraid that you will be too old and make you feel ashamed when you come back, so you have to maintain it frequently. Aoyama said.
"I thought you had a broken face and a piece of paper." Aoyama said.
"Dad, you have to take care of your face when you're fine. You see you're getting older than my grandfather now. I'm so embarrassed when I have to introduce you to someone when I come back. Aoyama said.
"Mom, my grandfather is worried about it. There's so much going on here, and so many things have to be handled by my grandfather. You look at my grandfather's youth, it's because my grandfather doesn't care about anything at all. Aoyama said.
"Oh, Dad, I said, can you leave other people's affairs alone? You just have to take care of these few people in our family. You can manage the affairs of this world. Aoyama said.
"I'm not here to go back soon. Now these events are all related to the Nine Hoop Pagoda. I'll have to find the tower to get back with Aoyama. I said.
"Nine Hoop Tower? What's that? Aoyama asked.
"I won't be able to tell you this for a while. The main reason we are looking for you this time is to ask you, how old is Qingshan now? I said.
"How old is Aoyama? Didn't I tell you about it last time? He was only five years old. Oh no, no, I'm more than five years old now. You'll have to do the math later. After speaking, Qingshan Niang picked up the square in her hand and fiddled with it.
"How old is that still the to be counted? You can count it on your fingers. I said.
"Oh, Dad--- one day in heaven is equal to one year on earth. I can't remember how many days we've been on this day now. You two wait a while, I'll ask Shiraishi. White Rock! White Rock! Come here. Dad wants to ask you about it. Aoyama said a few words to me and then turned her head and yelled.
"What are you doing? People are playing the king game with a few netizens, and they can't stop. If I stopped, I would be scolded to death by those netizens. They're definitely not going to play with me again. Shiraishi said as he fiddled with his small cube in his hand.
"Uh--- Dad, what's the point of you playing with that thing?" Aoyama poked his head to look at what was in his father's hand and said.
"Look at you, let Aoyama see you playing games, he will definitely want to play when he comes back in the future. What can I do? If this kid is addicted to playing games, that's great! Qingshan Niang scolded Qingshan Dad with a face. I glanced outside the house, and fortunately Bai Ying's mother and daughter were not here. If Bai Ying sees my daughter training her son, she will definitely shed tears and nag in front of me again.
"Xiaoli, can you stop talking about Baishi all the time? He's such a big guy and has his own ideas. You're too lenient and he'll feel uncomfortable. I said.
"Dad! Why do you say that? I said he wasn't for the good of Aoyama yet. Now there are a lot of tragedies in the world here because of children playing games. I'm worried that if Baishi continues like this, it will affect the healthy growth of Aoyama. As soon as Qingshan Niang heard my words, she immediately spouted at me like freshly boiled water. The illusion mirror immediately turned into a fog.
"Mom, don't worry. I'm not going to be bad. My grandfather was very strict with me. Qingshan immediately waved at his mother.
"Shiraishi, can you usually do something serious? You're not too old now, don't always be like a kid and just know how to play. I looked in the mirror and was wiped clean, and immediately said to Aoyama's father.
"Uh--Dad, this game is not for children, it's for adults. Now many gods in the sky are playing. I also play for a while when I have nothing to do. Bai Shi blushed and sat upright and said.
"Hehe, Dad, why do you look more honest than me! You can't do this, men are not bad, women are not loved. Be careful that my mom doesn't like you. Qingshan suddenly came to say a few words.
"Oh, Dad, you see what kind of mess you've taught Qingshan over there! How can you tell him such a thing? As soon as Qingshan Niang heard Qingshan's words, she began to go crazy again.
"Uh---Mom, I didn't say this from my grandfather, I seem to have heard that bad mouse say this." Aoyama said.
"Bad rats? Why are you still messing with bad rats? What a disgusting rat! Qingshan, you heard my mother say that there are more than hundreds of bacteria on this mouse. You must stay away from them. Aoyama said.
"Hehe, Mom, don't worry, the bad rat has been killed. This morning, I went to the cave with Xiaobai and my grandfather to kill a lot of bad rats. Aoyama said.
"Dad, you have nothing to do to take Qingshan to kill some rats! How dirty that stuff is! "Aoyama started talking about me again.
"Alright, alright, shut up. We're not the same as you. This adult rat is exactly like a human. We're going to kill people. I said.
"Huh? Dad, how old is Qingshan! Why are you teaching him to kill? Hasn't he become a murderer since then? "This time, Daddy Qingshan yelled at me.
"What are you two fussing about? On our side, you risk being killed by someone else if you don't kill someone. You say, should we wait to be killed by others or take the initiative to kill others? "I looked at Qingshan Niang and Qingshan Dad in the mirror and got angry. These two people don't understand the situation, and they will be talking nonsense there.
"Dad, you're such a mess over there! Oh my God, you're not in any danger, are you? Qingshan Niang finally became a little more normal, and asked me with a frown.
"Is there any danger, who can guess in advance? You can rest assured. As long as your father is alive, I will definitely protect Qingshan. I said.
"Woooooooooo......oo Dad, I didn't expect you guys to be so messy over there. You have to be careful, keep a low profile, and stay away from the war. Also, remember to buy more food and hide it at home. The worst thing in this troubled world is that there is no food. Dad, have you had your stomach full these days? "Aoyama began to cry when she heard my words.
"Uh--Mom, why are you crying? We don't know how good we eat here? My grandfather's universal cabinet has everything delicious. We simply can't finish it. Qingshan saw his mother crying, and hurriedly comforted his mother.
"Universal Cabinet? What kind of universal cabinet does your grandfather have? What is this universal cabinet? Qingshan Niang wiped her eyes, stared at Qingshan curiously and asked Qingshan.
"It's just a little ring. But there's a lot more to it in. My grandfather also has a ring, but his ring is called Wanwucang, which is a small world, with a building and a lawn, and it is comfortable to live in it. Aoyama said.
"Yes. It seems that your grandfather still has a lot of treasures. So I'm relieved. Okay, I'm almost up to dance, so I'm not going to talk to you guys. Bye. Aoyama glanced up at a small object on his wrist, waved at us, and disappeared from the mirror.
"Hey! You come back to me, and you haven't answered what we asked! I screamed in anger.
"Dad, what's the matter with you?" Aoyama said in the mirror while changing clothes.
"Mom, why are you changing your clothes in the mirror? Look at you, your belly is exposed. Aoyama said.
"Hehe, you little thing, how does your mother's figure look?" Aoyama twisted her waist in the mirror.
"Ahem! Can you be serious! It's too unsightly! I was so angry that I twisted my face to the side.
"Oh, Dad, it's normal for us to dress like this here. You'll find out when you come here. Alright, I'm leaving. Aoyama changed into a short dress that showed her arms and legs, and disappeared from the mirror again.
"Hey! You haven't answered what we're asking! "I could only shout one more time.
"Dad, you ask Shiraishi. I really have to go. Bye. Aoyama said.
"Eh--- Dad, what question are you asking?" Father Qingshan asked me while looking down at the small square in his hand.
"Dad, didn't you promise my mom to stop playing games, why are you still playing?" Aoyama shouted dissatisfiedly when he saw his father's appearance.
"Uh--- I didn't play. I'm just waiting to see what's going on. Shiraishi's face flushed, and he immediately stuffed the things in his hand into a small bag on his chest.
"Hehe, Dad, your clothes over there look pretty good." Aoyama said with a smile.
"Qingshan, how are you doing over there?" As soon as Shiraishi said this, I couldn't help but be angry. Shouldn't this be the first question to be asked?
"It's okay. However, it's not as interesting to look at as you guys. Aoyama said.
"Alright, Shiraishi, let me ask you, how old is Aoyama now?" I was almost dizzy by Aoyama's father and mother. These two people, one of them seems to care about us on the surface, but in fact, they only care about themselves. The other, who didn't even bother to pretend, kept looking at the little square.
"How old is Aoyama? Where do I remember this! You have to ask Xiaoli about this. Shiraishi said.
"What the hell is going on with you two? I don't even know how old my own child is! Is Aoyama your son? I yelled in anger.
"Uh--Dad, don't be angry. I'll look it up now. Seeing that I was angry, Shiraishi's face changed, and he picked up the little square again.
"Are you still finished? Put that thing in your hand down for me! I screamed.
"Dad, there is a message from Qingshan in this mobile phone. I'll find out as soon as I look it up. Shiraishi said awkwardly as he held up the thing in his hand.
"Dad, don't you usually have anything to do?" Aoyama asked.
"Dad, what's going to be fine. Dad had to go to work every day. Shiraishi said as he tugged at what he was holding.
"Go to work? What is going to work? Aoyama asked.
"It's just work." I said in passing.
"Huh? It turns out that grandpa still knows what it means to go to work! Aoyama glanced at me curiously.
"Uh---" I couldn't help but be stunned. What's going on? How do I know what "going to work" means?
"Dad, I found out how old Qingshan is. If you count the time in heaven, today is exactly three hundred and fifty-eight days. If it is calculated according to the time of the world, it should be three hundred and fifty-eight years old. Shiraishi said.
"What a mess! Return to heaven and earth. What is the difference between this age in heaven and on earth? I glared at Shiraishi and said.
"Dad, why did you forget, this day is a day, but the world is a year!" Shiraishi said.
"Okay, okay, just tell me how old is Aoyama?" I closed my eyes and didn't want to look at Daddy Aoyama's stupidity anymore.
"Well--three hundred and fifty-eight years old." Aoyama said.
"Alright, I got it." I snapped the mirror down on the table and let out a sigh.
"Grandpa, have I grown up?" Aoyama asked, looking at me.
"You're three hundred and fifty-eight years old. Oh my God, I think you're older than Grandpa! I exclaimed.
"That's because grandpa was stupid by that heavenly demon fire. My grandfather said he was over 40,000 years old. Grandpa must have been at least 10,000 years old. Aoyama said.
"Probably. Qingshan, you should be considered to have grown up. Three hundred and fifty-eight years old, hehe" I touched Aoyama's head and shook my head. This immortal or heavenly demon is really different! That's a little too fast!
"I'll just say it. I'm an adult now. Grandpa is not allowed to say that I am still a child. Aoyama picked up the illusion mirror and shook his head proudly as he walked outside the house.
"You bastard, get me out!" As soon as Aoyama went upstairs, I heard an angry roar coming from outside the building.
"Grandpa, it's not good! The woman came to the door. Aoyama shouted from the second floor.
"What's going on?" My dad finally opened his mouth.
"Uh--I'm sorry, uncle, it's okay." The ugly woman mountain lord seems to have also come out.
"Master, what's okay? Look, what have I become of him? "Princess Xianghua really has to blame others for everything.
"What's wrong? What did I do to you? I asked as I walked out of the room.
"Hehe, grandpa, haven't you seen people wrap their heads and faces in cloth. She must be too ashamed to see people. Aoyama said.
"You little brat, you must have done a good job." Princess Xianghua lifted the cloth off her face, revealing a miserable face.
"Ouch! What's going on? The ugly woman mountain lord looked at Princess Xianghua's face and shouted.
"You ask them." Princess Xianghua pointed at me and Qingshan.
"What's the matter with me and my grandfather? I'm just going to give you back the honey you gave to my grandfather. Aoyama said.
"You --- you let the red leaf bee sting?" The ugly woman mountain lord took Princess Xianghua's hand and asked.
"Master, you said that I kindly gave him a jar of honey, but he didn't appreciate it, and he still treated me like this." Princess Xianghua shook her master's hand and sprinkled Jiao.
"You girl, what did I tell you earlier? Have you forgotten? Why do you like tossing so much! Can this red leaf honey be opened here? You still want to rely on people. I don't think you're well-intentioned. Go, come into the house with me, don't be embarrassed here. The ugly woman mountain lord pulled Princess Xianghua into the building.