Take your grandson to another world 151 The ancestor of Momoyama left a message again, and issued a ticket for the same illness
After feeding the poisoned disciples of Momoyama, the people of the West Cang saw that my father and Bai Xun still had rocking chairs, and asked me curiously who they were. I originally wanted to lie and fool the past, but who knew that my father would stop doing it, and directly said that he was my father. This is good, I can only admit to the people of the West Cang that I not only have my father, but also my mother and two grandchildren. When the Venerable Master heard this, he became happy, took out a bag from his bosom and handed it to me, saying that it was left to me by the ancestor of Momoyama.
"Going around and around, hesitating, one after another, a few relatives, countless encounters, congratulations, Momoyama has you." I held up the piece of paper in my hand and cried and laughed. What is this? This Momoyama Ancestor won't be alive, right? How did he know so much about me?
"Master Xicang, are you sure this is left to me by the master?" I looked at the West Heavenly Master suspiciously and asked.
"This is not left to you by the master, is it made up by me? Does the Great Immortal Venerable think I have the ability? The Venerable Man didn't seem to be satisfied with my question, and rolled his eyes at me.
"Uh-well. Hurry up and rummage through your two apprentices in your hole, see how many of these notes there are, and find them for me. "I glanced at the Venerable One and didn't think he was lying.
"Great Immortal Venerable, this note appeared in my hand out of thin air. I went to turn it in vain. This note came to my arms on the way here. If you want to turn it over, I think you have to turn the whole peach mountain over. The Master of the West said.
"Hehe, you said this note ran into your arms on its long legs? Who believes? "I gave the Venerable Master a roll of his eyes.
"This note really floated to my master just now and got into my master's arms. I can testify. Daozhi straightened his chest and said.
"Okay, okay, if you have this kind of note next time, show it to me immediately, and don't hide it." I waved my hand at the Western Heavenly Master and the Daozhi.
"Eh--Great Immortal Venerable, why didn't Little Sixteen come back with you?" Daozhi asked.
"They haven't come back yet? Impossible! They went a long time before me. Did something happen to them on the road? When I heard the words of the Word, I was shocked.
"Great Immortal Venerable, please, can you get Xiao Sixteen back for me?" Dao Yi's face twitched when he heard my words, and he looked at me pitifully and said.
"Okay, I'll take a look." Looking at Daozhi's eyes, I really couldn't bear to refuse him.
"Ba'er, I'll go shopping here with your Uncle Bai. You go and come back quickly. My dad said.
"Daxian Venerable Father, why don't I show you the way?" As soon as the Venerable Master heard that my father wanted to go shopping, he immediately said to my father with a stammering attitude.
"No, no, no. You'll have to stay here and watch these people and see what happens to them later. My father pointed to the Taoshan disciples who had just swallowed the antidote and were lying in front of the temple.
"Well--- well." A look of disappointment slipped across the face of the West Cangren, and he walked over to those Peachyama disciples and sat down cross-legged.
"Dad, I'll come when I go." I jumped into the air and waved at my dad and Baekhoon.
"Grandpa, we're going to stay here with Grandpa." Qingshan said as he dragged Xiaobai out of the ring.
"Ba'er, be careful." My mother, Bai Ying and Bai Xiu also floated out.
"Okay, you guys can walk around here." I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, thinking that my life was too miserable.
"Hehe, Uncle Nanyuan, this world is good. This meat is more fragrant than our peach mountain. "I flew south along the same road, and as soon as I got out of Momoyama, I saw a town not far from Momoyama, and the Venerable Nanyuan and a dozen grizzled Taoshan disciples were sitting in front of a stall eating.
"Of course. Needless to say. On our peach mountain, these disciples take turns to be partners. Look at them, which one is the one who cooks seriously? It's good to be able to eat. The Venerable Master Nanyuan said.
"Hehe, but Uncle Shi, have you invited everyone to dinner, have you brought any silver?" Little Sixteen asked the Venerable Master Nanyuan with a wink.
"Who said I should invite everyone to dinner? This person pays the personal bills. Where did I get so much money to pay your bills? Master Nanyuan glared at Little Sixteen.
"Huh? We have to pay for this meal? Then I don't dare to eat it anymore. I don't have a penny on me. Xiao Sixteen hurriedly put down the meat in his hand and rubbed his mouth with his sleeve by the way.
"Senior brother, we didn't even bring any money. It was you who beckoned everyone to stop and eat here. The Northern Master said unhappily.
"I'm calling you to dinner. But I didn't say I wanted a treat! If you don't have any money, give your clothes to other people's bosses. I only have enough money to feed myself. The Venerable Master Nanyuan said.
"Master, you really don't have any money on you?" A disciple of the North Ridge quietly asked the Venerable Master of the North Underworld.
"I didn't really bring it. You think, we were poisoned by that fisherman in the South China Sea, and we were all led to the edge of the South China Sea like fools. Where do I have time to get the money? The Northern Venerable said.
"But master, when I take off this clothes, I'm all naked!" A disciple said to the Northern Venerable.
"You stinky boy, didn't I usually tell you, don't you wear panties anymore. Why are you still bare-assed! "The Venerable of the Northern Darkness was so angry that he slapped that disciple in the face.
"It's uncomfortable to wear underwear. I didn't get used to wearing panties since I was a child. The disciple replied.
"Anyway, you can do it yourself. I ate well. Boss, collect the money! The Venerable Nanyuan glanced at the Venerable Master of the North and the Momoyama disciple next to him, took out a small piece of silver and handed it to the owner of the rice stall, patted his buttocks, stood up and left.
"Hey--- senior brother, you really didn't bring any extra silver?" When the Venerable Master of the North saw that the Venerable Master of the Southern Abyss was gone, he was so anxious that he shouted at the back of the Venerable Master of the Southern Abyss.
"It's not like you don't know me. When did you see me go out with excess silver? The Venerable Master Nanyuan replied.
"Excuse me, guys. If you don't have any money, leave anything valuable with you. "The owner of the rice stall may have just heard the conversation between the Venerable Nanyuan and the others, and stood beside the Venerable Beiyuan and stared at the Taoshan disciple who was in a daze.
"Hehe, boss, my clothes are worth a lot. Can it cover all of us? "The Venerable Master of the North is not bad, and he took the initiative to take off his clothes and hand them to the boss.
"Hehe, no. Your clothes are so torn that you don't even have enough money for your food, and you want to pay for someone else's food. Quick, take off your pants too. The boss glanced at the clothes in his hand with disgust and said.
"Ahh No way! I bought this dress for the Chinese New Year, and I've only been wearing it for two months now. The Venerable Master glared at him and said.
"Look at your clothes, don't talk about dirty, there are still a few holes in it. Tell me for yourself, how much money can you make when you get it to a pawnshop? The boss did not show weakness, and threw the clothes of the Northern Underworld into the hands of the Northern Underworld.
"Boss ---, look at the dozen or so of us, whose clothes can be worth our meal? I'll let him take it off for you. The Venerable Master glanced at the clothes in his hand and asked the boss embarrassedly.
"Look at you, what you've become dirty. No one's clothes are worth the cost of this meal. Hurry up, take off all your clothes for me. The boss looked around, shook his head and said impatiently.
"Uncle Shi, if you wait here for me first, I'll go back and get the money." Little Sixteen One pulled the arm of the Northern Underworld Master and whispered.
"That'll do. Hurry up! The Venerable Master of the North Shadow glanced at Little Sixteen and nodded.
"Then master, let's go back and get the money too. You can wait here alone. When the others heard Xiao Sixteen's words, they all rolled their eyes and said.
"He'll just go and get it alone. You're here with me. The Venerable Master glared and said.
"Hehe, uncle, I'm leaving." Little Sixteen winked triumphantly at the others and walked in the direction of Momoyama.
"Little Sixteen, are you really going to take the money?" When Master Nanyuan saw Xiao Sixteen following behind his ass, he turned his head and asked.
"Hehe, uncle, where did I get the money!" Little Sixteen smiled at the Venerable Master Nanyuan.
"You stinky boy, dare you lie to your uncle?" The Venerable Master Nanyuan scolded Xiao Sixteen.
"What should I do? If you give your clothes to others, you won't be laughed to death when you return to Momoyama. Little Sixteen said.
"You're exactly like your master, as fine as a monkey." Master Nanyuan gently slapped Xiao Sixteen's head.
"Ah---" Little Sixteen screamed, and "Kutong" fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth continuously.
Huh? What's going on? I stared at the Master of Nanyuan and Little Sixteen on the ground in amazement.
"Hurry up! Uncle Shi just touched you lightly. Don't you scare your uncle? The Venerable Master Nanyuan grabbed Xiao Sixteen's neck and pulled it up.
"How can you do this to a child? Look at what you have beaten the child into! The good deeds of the people next to him immediately gathered around.
"yes, yes, ouch - this kid is so pathetic."
"How do you think you can bully a child?"
"This guy doesn't look like a good guy at all. Folks, let's drag him to the government together. ”
"What's the use of dragging it to the government. Let him pay for the child's medical treatment. ”
"Yes, yes, get the money out, let's take this child to the doctor."
The crowd of onlookers grew. Master Nanyuan's face was swollen red, and he opened his mouth to the people around him, but he couldn't say a word for a long time.
"Hurry up and pay for it!" Someone shouted.
"Okay, okay, I'll pay for it. Whew--Is this silver enough? The Venerable Master Nanyuan took out a piece of silver from his bosom and put it in Xiao Sixteen's hand.
"Is it enough?" Someone asked.
"Almost!" Someone replied.
"Dig again!"
"Okay, okay, I'll dig it again." Master Nanyuan took out another piece of silver and put it in Xiao Sixteen's hand.
"Is that enough?" Someone asked again.
"Almost." Someone replied.
"Alright, let's go. Tell you, don't bully children anymore. The crowd of onlookers gave way to an exit.
Master Nanyuan wiped the sweat from his forehead, turned his head to look at Xiao Sixteen lying on the ground, and ran away in a gloomy manner.
"Hehe, there's money to pay the bills." Xiao Sixteen saw that the Venerable Master Nanyuan had run away, raised his sleeve and rubbed the white foam on his mouth, jumped up from the ground, and said proudly.
Hey? Why are the onlookers gone? I blinked, and found that there was only one person on the ground, and all the onlookers just now were gone. What's going on?
"Uncle Shi, the money is here. Let's go. Little Sixteen walked back to the food stall, handed the silver to the boss, and winked at the Northern Master.
"I knew that my senior brother's old slammer was carrying silver. Alas--Little Sixteen, you really did a good job in that play just now! The Venerable Master patted Little Sixteen's head and said.
"The onlookers who Uncle Shi turned up are also very powerful. I didn't expect Uncle Nanyuan to be fooled so easily. Little Sixteen said.
"My brother is a thief. If he looked closely, he would definitely be able to see that I had incarnated those people. The Northern Venerable said.
"Master, if Uncle Nanyuan knew that you were the one who made the trouble just now, would he have asked you to settle the score?" A disciple of Northridge asked.
"You are not allowed to tell me about it when you go back, do you hear me?" The Northern Underworld Master said to the dozen or so Peachyama disciples.
"Hehe, thank you Uncle for helping us pay the bills. You can rest assured. My master is too picky, you say he should help us pay the bill, but even we don't care. He deserved to be deceived. "It seems that this is a disciple of Nanling.
"Yes, this time we must be towards Uncle Shi." The disciples of Nanling are in line with the Tao.
Alas--- I didn't expect the gods on this peach mountain to be like this. I couldn't help but shake my head secretly in the sky, feeling sorry for the Venerable Nanyuan. After all, the Venerable Master Nanyuan is really a bit like me!
"Great Immortal Venerable!" Little Sixteen suddenly called out to me.
"I'm back in Momoyama, why are you still wandering around?" I landed on the ground and glanced at the people in front of me.
"Eh--Great Immortal Venerable, these disciples have just recovered and are unable to move, so they are a little slower." The Venerable Master of the North hurriedly stepped forward to reply to my words.
"Oh? yes. Why do I look at you people with greasy lips on their lips, as if they have just finished eating meat? I deliberately stared at the lips of the Northern Venerable Master.
"No, it won't! Do we have oil in our mouths? The Northern Master hurriedly rubbed his mouth with his sleeve.
"Hehe, it's good if you don't have oil. I just heard from the people of the West Cang that this has been poisoned by the big smoke of the fishermen in the South China Sea, and you can't eat meat immediately. If you eat meat, there is a high chance of a recurrence of tobacco toxin. So, let me remind you, it's better to bear with it. I said as I walked back.
"Huh? Great Immortal Venerable, why didn't you say this earlier? We --- we did eat meat just now. How can this be done? "When the Venerable Master heard my words, his face turned pale. The several Momoyama disciples who followed him were also panicked.
"Why do you think you can't control your mouth? Who eats meat? I asked, glaring.
"We all ate." The Northern Venerable replied.
"Then quickly drink a few sips of water from the stinky ditch and vomit. It's a good thing I came in time, otherwise you wouldn't have to run back to be refined. I pointed to a stinking ditch on the side of the trail.
"Quick! Drink stinky water and vomit everything you just ate! The Northern Master waved his hand at the Momoyama disciple behind him.
"Brush brush brush" A group of people all went to the stinky ditch and drank violently.
"Great Immortal Venerable, why are you trying to deceive them?" Little Sixteen whispered beside me.
"Humph! You still ask me? I'll settle accounts with you when I go back. I glared at Little Sixteen.
"Evil--" Someone started vomiting.
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"Great Immortal Venerable, we've almost vomited everything we've eaten. It should be okay now, right? "The Northern Venerable asked me.
"That maybe. It is best to abstain from fasting for half a month after going back. If there is nothing to do by then, it should be no big problem. I said.
"Did you hear that? After going back, I fasted for half a month. After half a month, if you have nothing to do, you can eat. Did you hear that? The Northern Venerable said to the dozen or so disciples.
"I heard that," a dozen disciples replied weakly.
I watched as the Northern Master took the dozen disciples back to their respective caves, and flew towards Xiling with Little Sixteen.
"Great Immortal Venerable, why did you punish them just now?" Little Sixteen glanced at me secretly and asked.
"Don't worry, you're indispensable." I dragged Little Sixteen to the cave in Xiling.
"Sixteen, you're finally back. Senior brother is worried about you. Seeing Xiao Sixteen's face, Dao Yi stepped forward and hugged him.
"Sixteen, are you causing some trouble outside?" When the Venerable Master saw that my face was wrong, he asked Little Sixteen in a low voice.
"No! What didn't I do? Little Sixteen glanced at me and said.
"Oh? Am I dazzled? Wasn't it you who was lying on the ground just now foaming at the mouth? I looked at Little Sixteen and said.
"Huh? It turns out that the Great Immortal Venerable has seen it? Can't blame me for that? Who called Uncle Nanyuan so stingy? Little Sixteen pouted.
"Stingy? If people don't pay you for food, it's called stingy? What are you doing to other people? Why do people have to pay for your meals? You're so thick-skinned! "I'm training Little Sixteen.
"It was Uncle Nanyuan who said that he wanted to eat the food of the world, so we followed to eat. We didn't bring any money, so how can we pay the bill? "Little Sixteen is really right!
"You won't borrow it from the Venerable Master Nanyuan? Why do you have to ask someone to pay for you? I said.
"He's a teacher, why can't he help us pay the bills?" Little Sixteen asked me with a glare.
"Don't you have long arms and legs? Won't you make money by yourself? I've never seen a shameless person like you. People's money is earned by hard work. Don't you feel guilty at all about spending other people's money? I said.
"Where are we going to make money? My master only knows how to make poison. We don't dare to sell this poison, where do you let us get the money? "Little Sixteen's mouth is still picky.
"What do you do with a head? I don't use my brain to figure it out. We're not mortals, we always have the strength, right? It's really not good, you can grow some vegetables on the mountain and sell them at the bottom of the mountain! I said.
"But the Great Immortal Venerable didn't let us go down the mountain." Little Sixteen glanced at me and said.
"I don't let you go down the mountain, I mean you don't let you go down the mountain without permission. If you want to make money, you can tell your master. As long as he agrees, go down the mountain in time and return in time. I don't blame you. I said.
"I just don't have any money anyway. Who told Nanyuan Shibo to let us follow him to dinner. "Little Sixteen is quite stubborn.
"Okay, I can tell you, this month, your moon silver in Xiling has been confiscated, and all of it will be compensated to the Venerable Nanyuan." I said.
"Why! It's not fair! Thou shalt not withhold the moon silver of our West Ridge. Little Sixteen grabbed my arm and shouted.
"Why? Just because you don't have any elders. Your master and disciple have no way. I said.
"Ed--- Great Immortal Venerable, what did he do to make you so angry?" When the Venerable Master heard that I was going to withhold his moon silver, he glared at Xiao Sixteen and asked me with a smile.
"You let him speak for himself." I glanced at Little Sixteen.
"I just deceived Uncle Nanyuan's money. Who made him slam the door like that! Xiao Sixteen is still not convinced.
"Okay, people are knocking on the door. You are generous. Then you will treat me to a big meal of this month's moonsilver. That's it. "I flicked my sleeves and flew out of the hole in the West Ridge.