Taking his grandson to another world 182 It is quite troublesome for the god monarch to steal tendons, and I pick up cheap ones to be enviable
The South China Sea Divine Monarch suddenly became a woman, and I didn't fully accept it for a while, and I couldn't help but get goosebumps when I watched her move on Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable.
"What do I want to do? Uncle Shi, what do you say? The South China Sea Divine Monarch threw a wink at the Shengshi Immortal Venerable.
"Don't come here! Please, Rui'er, just let Uncle Shi go! "Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable couldn't take care of his son anymore, and kept begging for mercy in front of the South China Sea Divine Monarch.
"Although Uncle Shi is older and has rough skin, his eyebrows and eyes are okay, and he belongs to the type I like." The South China Sea Divine Monarch stretched out a finger and teased the Shengshi Immortal Venerable.
"Take Qingshan and Xiaobai into the house." My dad couldn't stand it anymore.
"Oh - why is this thing that is neither male nor female so disgusting!" Bai Ying shouted.
"Mother, people are women!" Bai Xiu said.
"What a woman! When you look at him, where does he look like a woman? I think he's pretending to be a woman. Bai Ying said.
"But just now he said he was a woman." Bai Xiu retorted.
"He must have said that because he was afraid that others would say that he was a pervert." Bai Ying said.
"You two stop arguing, see what he wants to do." Rocking chair said.
"Uncle Shi, have you ever heard that our Genting Immortal Sect has a peerless technique called stealing the Technique?" Nanhai Shenjun said.
"You! You don't want to use stealing the Shura Immortal Method in my body, do you? Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable's body trembled, and his eyes showed a look of horror.
"I've seen it in my master's booklet. However, I have never practiced it. Why don't you try it on you today? Hehe" The South China Sea Divine Monarch twisted his waist and sat cross-legged in front of the Shengshi Immortal Venerable.
"Please, Rui'er, don't do this to your uncle. Uncle Shi finally got out of the ground, and he hasn't lived enough! Woo woo woo ......" Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable shook his head and began to cry.
"Alas, uncle, if you had generously taught me the Shura Immortal Method before, you wouldn't have to suffer this sin now. It's a pity, you're too picky. The South China Sea Divine Monarch raised a hand and shook it in front of the Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable.
"Rui'er, you can untie this soul chain for me now, and I will teach you the Shura Immortal Method right away." Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable twisted his body and said.
"Hehe, uncle, do you think I will still believe you now? At the end of the day, this man is selfish. If it were me, I would never teach this Shura Immortal Method to people who don't know the details. Uncle Shi, you bear with it, I will try to move as fast as possible, and I will be lighter, so that you can suffer less. The South China Sea Divine Monarch said as he took off the clothes of the Shengshi Immortal Venerable.
"Hurry up, take the kids into the house!" My dad started directing my mother again.
"Oh - this monster is real, why do you want to take off someone else's clothes? This cramp is cramping, just tear a small cut in your clothes. Tencelpa said dissatisfiedly.
"I said beauty, can you stop looking at it? It's too bloody, it's too brutal. I'm afraid you'll look ugly. The rocking chair persuaded Tencelpa.
"What are you talking about? Why are you men only allowed to see it, but not us women? Are you not afraid of being ugly? Tenspa exclaimed.
"Uh-I didn't mean that. I'm worried that you won't be able to eat after watching it, which will affect your appetite, and your appearance will definitely be damaged. The rocking chair said.
"Okay, but remember, I'll tell you later." Tenspa really doesn't want to miss anything.
"Definitely, definitely." The rocking chair replied.
"Xiu, let's go, let's stop watching it." It seems that Bai Ying also wants to see it, but she has to leave for the sake of face.
"Mother, I want to see how this stealing technique works." Bai Xiu said.
"Xiu'er, you're a girl's family, it's better not to learn this kind of thing." My dad said.
"Uncle, it's very important to learn one more spell." Bai Xiu is becoming very studious now!
"Come into the house with your mother. I'm afraid you won't be able to find your in-laws. "My dad is really ruthless, and this kind of thing is also used.
"Uh-well. But sir, you'll have to tell me how this stealing technique managed to keep other spells for you. Bai Xiu said.
"Okay, okay, you can get into the house." My dad said.
"Alas - these kids nowadays like to take shortcuts and don't like to work hard. I can't help it! Bai Xun sighed.
"Look at what you said, if you don't take this ready-made thing in front of you, you have to work hard to farm, isn't it enough to be full!" The Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch seems to agree with the South China Sea Divine Monarch's approach! Could it be that he is really an accomplice of the South China Sea Divine Monarch?
"But this is against the Great Dao, it's not what we immortals should do!" Bai Xun scolded angrily.
"I said, brother, can you think differently? You think, if you can get the spells possessed by the bad guys on yourself immediately, won't you be able to better maintain the peace between heaven and earth in the future! Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch said.
"You are the idea of a robber! I wouldn't agree. "Bai Xun is really decent!
"Okay, okay, I won't tell you. Anyway, I think everything depends on the object. If it's the bad guys who use this method, I definitely don't agree with it. If the good guys use this method against the bad guys, I have absolutely no objection to it. Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch said.
"Ba'er, you'll see the opportunity to strike first, do you hear?" My dad said this out of the blue.
"Daddy means to let me get ahead of the South China Sea Divine Monarch?" I said with understanding.
"Just know what I mean." My dad whispered.
"Uh--that's not good!" I hesitated.
"What's not good! Just do as your dad says! The Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch shouted.
"Uh--if it's a bully, I don't object to it." Baek Hoon's idea became too fast!
"Oh well. Since all three of you say so, I'll grab the old man's basket. "I couldn't help but feel sick in my heart. Looking at the posture of this South China Sea Divine Monarch, he will definitely do the same thing as Bai Luo again. I don't feel comfortable just thinking about that bloody thing.
"Hehe, I didn't expect Uncle Shi's skin to be so white!" The South China Sea Divine Monarch stripped off Sheng Shi Xianzun's clothes, touched Sheng Shi Xianzun's body and said.
"You-you-you-you pervert!" Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable trembled for a long time, and spit out such a sentence in his mouth.
"I'm not afraid to tell my uncle, I've heard what others said about me behind my back. Although I know that I am normal, this identity cannot be easily revealed, and I can only torture those who speak ill of me to death little by little in my own way. We in the South China Sea, the rest of the people, all of them were terrified when they saw me. I looked at them and thought it was funny. "The Divine Monarch of the South China Sea is really cruel, and he actually killed everyone who said bad things about him. However, this day the Demon Merchant Monarch also said bad things about him, why is he fine? Could it be that the Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch and the South China Sea Divine Monarch are really in the same group?
"If you want to kill, do it quickly! Don't grind around here. Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable may also see that he could not escape death, so he propped his head and glared at the South China Sea Divine Monarch and shouted.
"Why would I kill my uncle! Uncle, don't worry, I'm just pumping your basket and integrating it into mine. I'll keep your life alive. Then I will put you in a large jar and bury you in the ground. Maybe Uncle Shi's luck is good, and he can encounter some adventures, and it is very possible to practice a magical immortal method again. Hahahaha," Nanhai Shenjun laughed out loud after speaking.
"Is he crazy?" Rocking chair said.
"Crazy! He's excited. "The Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch is becoming more and more suspicious. How did he know so much about the South China Sea Divine Monarch?
"Dad, why didn't the rope on this Shengshi Immortal Venerable be untied, why was the clothes on his body taken off?" I suddenly remembered an inconsequential question.
"Hehe, Grandpa Qingshan, were you distracted just now? This rope is the treasure of the ghost king, where do you need to untie it when you take off your clothes! "The rocking chair answered my father's questions for me.
"Oh, so the baby can still be used like this." I nodded, thinking that there were so many strange things in the world. It seems that I can't be too surprised by anything that doesn't make sense in the future.
"Ahhh
When I took a look, I saw that the South China Sea Divine Monarch picked up one of the legs of the Shengshi Immortal Venerable, and picked it up with his fingernails against the soles of the Shengshi Immortal Venerable's feet.
"This South China Sea Divine Monarch is really cruel! He can't give people a good time! Bai Xun said.
"Hehe, he's enjoying the process too." My dad said.
"What a pleasure to enjoy the process! In order to deceive his uncle, he used up his strength to play those tricks outside. He's bored. Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch said.
"Eh--uncle, I've always wanted to ask you a question, how do you know this South China Sea Divine Monarch so well?" The rocking chair finally asked the question I had been holding on to my heart.
"What else does this need to understand? You're too inexperienced. I can tell what kind of person he is when I look at the way he does things. Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch said unashamedly.
"It turns out that you are also blinded. I thought you knew a lot about this guy! The rocking chair said.
"Hehe, Xiao Shao, it's not that I'm boasting here. My ability to look at people is really not bragged, and the earth and heaven realm are famous. Many heavenly demons have come to me to tell their fortunes. Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch said.
"Hehe, fortune telling? Do Heavenly Demons Still Need Fortune Telling? "It seems that the rocking chair is starting to disbelieve the words of the Heavenly Demon Shangjun.
"What's wrong? Still don't believe you? I'll do the math for you when I'm out later. Make sure you are convinced. Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch said.
"Ahhh Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable screamed and laughed for a while, and his body shook into a sieve.
"Uncle Shi, why is the skin under your feet so thick! I can't even pick it. The South China Sea Divine Monarch was not disgusted, and said vigorously at the soles of the Shengshi Immortal Venerable's feet.
"Uncle Shi is used to not washing his feet, that's why the dead skin on the soles of his feet is so thick." Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable replied.
"Ugh - it looks like I only have a knife." The South Sea Divine Monarch sighed and pulled out a sharp knife from his waist with a "puff".
"Yes, yes, you stab me in the thigh with a knife. It's easiest to get it from here. Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable didn't know if he was frightened and confused, and he actually began to support the South China Sea Divine Monarch.
"It's not enough to take it from the thigh. My master's booklet says that this stealing must start from the soles of the feet. Otherwise, the removed basket cannot be used. Nanhai Shenjun said.
"Alas, if you continue to toss like this, before you take out your basket, I will be tossed to death first. Hurry up and go under the knife! "Shengshi Immortal Venerable may be a little uncomfortable being carried upside down by the South China Sea Divine Monarch, and his body begins to twitch and twitch.
"Okay then, uncle, I'll give people a good time." "Pounce--" The South China Sea Divine Monarch said as he raised his knife and stabbed the soles of Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable's feet.
"Huh? Why is there no blood under the feet of this prosperous immortal venerable? The rocking chair asked curiously.
"Hehe, Rui'er, I just remembered that the soles of my feet have practiced iron plate techniques, and your knife may not be able to pierce it." Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable shrank and laughed twice.
"It turns out that there are so many spells in the Master Society! So what to do? It seems that I can only take my uncle back to the South China Sea. I have a divine cone at home in the South China Sea, and I will definitely be able to break the iron plate technique of my uncle. The South China Sea Divine Monarch said as he dragged the body of the Shengshi Immortal Venerable out.
"Oh - I said Rui'er, can you save some face for your uncle! If you drag your uncle like this, and those people outside see you, they will definitely say that you are abusing the elderly. Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable shouted.
"These two people are too annoying, so they can't be sharp!" My dad said impatiently.
"Uncle, can you borrow him a treasure and help him break this iron plate technique?" The rocking chair suggested.
"Yes! I didn't expect your kid's brain to spin quite fast! My dad said.
"Click--" With a bang, something flew from the ring to the feet of the South Sea Divine Monarch.
"Huh? What is this? "The South Sea Shenjun just stepped on the thing my father threw out.
"What is this? It's an awl. Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable raised his head and glanced at the thing in the hand of the South China Sea Divine Monarch and said.
"It seems that even the Ghost King has come to help me!" The South China Sea Shenjun couldn't help but frown when he saw the thing in his hand.
"If you want to pierce, hurry up! I'm going to catch a cold if I keep going like this! Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable shouted.
"Plop--" "Ah--" The South China Sea Divine Monarch was not verbose, raised his hand to the soles of Shengshi Immortal Venerable's feet and stabbed down. Sheng Shi Xianzun screamed miserably, straightened up, and fluttered a few times like a fish that had been slapped with a kitchen knife.
"Hehe, I didn't expect this thing to be quite easy." The South China Sea Divine Monarch took the awl that my father threw out and kept pulling it at one of the feet of the Shengshi Immortal Venerable.
I looked at Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable as if he had fainted, and there was no movement at all at this moment.
"Ba'er is ready to rob it." My dad shouted.
As soon as I heard my father's words, I quickly slipped to the side of the South China Sea Divine Monarch and poked my head out to see him pumping a basket from under the feet of the Shengshi Immortal Venerable.
"Oops!" Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable suddenly opened his eyes, shouted, and kicked his other foot at the head of the South Sea Divine Monarch.
With a "bang--", the South China Sea Divine Monarch was kicked to the edge of the courtyard wall by the Shengshi Immortal Venerable and hit his head against the courtyard wall.
"Uncle Shi, why are you so troubled! You can't escape anyway, what are you struggling with! The South China Sea Divine Monarch rubbed his head as he walked from the courtyard wall to the side of the Shengshi Immortal Venerable and said.
"You perverted bastard! If you want Lao Tzu's 筸, there is no door! Even if I destroy it, I can't cheapen you. Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable jumped up from the ground as he spoke.
Alas, he's so unsightly!
"Uncle Shi, why don't you jump for a while and I'll do it again?" The South China Sea Divine Monarch tilted his head and teased the Shengshi Immortal Venerable.
"Rui'er, you should have also heard another spell from the Genting Immortal Gate. This spell is a spell that self-destructs at the last minute in order to avoid being insulted by the enemy. Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable closed his eyes as he spoke.
"Self-destruction!" The South China Sea Divine Monarch couldn't help but be shocked when he heard Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable's words, and flew towards Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable.
"Ba'er, pull out the slab under his feet!" My dad shouted.
"Brush--" As soon as my father spoke, I didn't think about it, and I raised my hand to grab the piece exposed under the feet of Sheng Shi Immortal Venerable, who was pressed to the ground by the South China Sea Divine Monarch.
"Ahh
"You old dead ghost!" The Divine Monarch of the South China Sea jumped up from the Shengshi Immortal Venerable, and moved to the side while scolding.
"Evil ---," I glanced at the bloody thing in my hand, and I couldn't help but feel sick. Is this man only a little longer than that?
"Ba'er, suck the spell from that thing into your body." My dad shouted.
"What's the spell on this?" I listened to my dad and sat cross-legged on the ground, holding the thing between my fingers, and my mind began to think about sucking the spell out of this thing into my body.
"Whoosh" the stuff on my fingers kept flicking. A green light followed my two fingers from the inside and into my body. I just felt a chill all over my body, and a chill came up from under my buttocks.
"Dad, why is this spell so cold?" I asked.
"Everything in this ghost world is cold, you bear with it." Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch said. This old man knows a lot!
"Don't panic, Ba'er, you slowly guide that cold qi to run in your body for a few weeks." Bai Xun said.
I hurriedly used the spiritual power in my body to channel the cold qi and let it continue to operate in my body. Gradually, the chill turned into a chill. After a few more turns, I only felt refreshed, like bathing in a cool and soft spring breeze, and my whole body was indescribably comfortable.
"You old thing, why do you have to destroy yourself!" The South China Sea Divine Monarch stomped his feet around the body of the Shengshi Immortal Venerable burned to ashes.
"Hehe, this guy worked in vain, and he was picked up cheaply." Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch said.
"I said, uncle, why don't I hear that your words are wrong? What do you mean by always helping him talk? The rocking chair asked the Heavenly Demon Merchant.
"Who am I talking to? I'm just telling the truth. Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch said.
"You just said that you were picked up cheaply. Isn't that obvious! What you mean is that Grandpa Aoyama is a family member, which proves that you don't treat us as individuals. Tell me honestly, what are your ideas? "The rocking chair is really not polite to the Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch at all.
"I didn't have any ideas. That's what I said. Why do you always like to pick bones in eggs! "The Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch seems to be angry.
"What bones did I pick? What you mean by that is that we are not our own people. If you don't believe it, you let Grandpa Aoyama judge it. The rocking chair shouted.
"Uh--that's how casually I speak. If you have to say that, I can't help it. Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch said.
"What's wrong? Why are you still arguing? "Tencel Pa may have heard the cries of a rocking chair coming out of the house.
"This old man is not a thing! Grandpa Aoyama saved him, but he didn't even think that Grandpa Aoyama was his own, and said that Grandpa Aoyama was an outsider. The rocking chair said.
"You stinky boy, when did I say that Qingmiao is an outsider? I'm just talking about things. Why do you have to put such a big hat on me! The Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch was not ambiguous, and immediately shouted.
"Eh, handsome man, don't be serious with my master. He's sick for the age. At home, my wife often lost her temper over what he said. "It seems that Tensepa still knows a lot about the Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch.
"But what he said is just uncomfortable to listen to!" Rocking chair said.
"Alright, alright, don't argue. If the old man's speaking habits are like this, you don't have to worry about him. I persuaded the rocking chair.
"Humph! I don't want to talk to you again. The rocking chair said.
"Hmph, it's like no one talks to you." Heavenly Demon Merchant Monarch said.
"Well--- can you stop arguing. What now? I said.
"What else can I do, follow this South China Sea Divine Monarch and see what he plans to do next." My dad shouted.
"It's over there? Then we're going to come out. Bai Xiu said.
"Come out, come out, that Immortal Venerable has been burned to a heap and destroyed." The rocking chair shouted.
"Dad, although I sucked this Shura Immortal Method into my body, we won't use it!" It occurred to me that I was reminded of this.