Chapter 33: The Clouds of War Rise

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Shen Bao helped Chen Er up and put a pillow on his back: "Second brother, how is the injury?" ”

Chen Er took the dishes and chopsticks and enjoyed them with a snort: "It's okay, Zijiao's little slut is very arrogant, as if anyone owes their family tens of thousands of spirit stones." She Lao Tzu is also here, I asked Sun Xi to call Elder Yuan, I didn't embarrass you, right? ”

Shen Bao smiled bitterly: "Tsundere didn't see it, she was coquettish the whole time, so she almost carried me back to the house to sleep." It's just that the chick is cold and arrogant, and it's the same as putting too much salt in the dish, no matter how you look at it, it's awkward. She is okay, holding the shelf of the chief elder of the Lingyun Sect, it is estimated that she is also used to facing the sky on weekdays, and Liu Xing is talking about ugly things. ”

Chen Er took Sun Xi's pill, rested for a while, and the lobe shock was almost better: "What are you talking about?" Do you want to rob the recipe of tofu brain and noodles? These high-level cultivators pretend to be high on weekdays, and seeing that we have no foundation monks with treasures in their hands, their true nature is still exposed. Otherwise, let's take the six sons and the water baby and them away, and find a place where no one is there to bring up the cultivation first. ”

Shen Bao signaled him not to worry: "We have already attracted the attention of the four major sects right now, but we have reached mutual restraint, and no one dares to really offend us." Baicaofang has the advantage and will not let them mess around. I have a good relationship with Yunyu, and the Green Lantern Palace doesn't dare to mess around until the end. Juli Sect uses spirit stones to do things, and throwing more than a thousand spirit stones every month can be exchanged for peace. Three to one, Liu Xing and Zi Dehui dare not come hard. ”

Running off the beaten track to improve cultivation, this method Shenbao has not considered it, but unfortunately it really doesn't work.

The mortals who can be sent to be mine slaves are already 'waste' that have been identified by the various sects, and they are consumables with no cultivation value. If they want to raise their group to the advanced cultivation realm, they need ten times or even dozens of spirit stones than other people with acceptable talents, and the time spent is even more immeasurable.

A group of mining slaves relied on the more than 10,000 spirit stones they had accumulated right now, and it was pure nonsense to want to engage in seclusion.

The qualifications of the miner are not good, so why not find a talented mortal?

Shen Bao had read the story of the farmer and the snake, and recruited a few gifted mortals to cultivate them into high cultivators, and he was afraid that he would be buried in the mountain before he could get out of the mountain. Even these dozen or so mine slaves didn't dare to completely let go of the cultivation, but only carefully selected three people!

It is the stupidest thing to test human nature with wealth, and there is no one.

Chen Er ate hot pot and listened to the quiet hall: "It's okay to make trouble like this, haven't you seen how exaggerated the noodles are, eating four thousand catties in three hours!" It's too late to wash the dishes in the back kitchen, so it's done with hot water. Just to fight for a seat, there were two fights, and the patrol monk guarded the hall directly, and when he found the signs, he went up to punish the spirit stones, and he actually earned more than a dozen spirit stones! ”

The popularity of the noodles is completely beyond Chen Er's imagination. The monks lining up outside the door could not see the end at a glance, and finally Wu Su forced a new rule that each person could eat a maximum of two bowls. If you still want to eat, you can go back to the queue, which is well received by the majority of monks.

Some monks in the early stage of qi refining found that it was profitable, and they lined up in twos and threes to get noodles to sell at the end of the line, and a spirit stone and a bowl were snatched up in an instant. Chen Er originally wanted to stop it, but was stopped by Wu Su: some people's hype is also a kind of propaganda, which makes them even more eager to be embarrassed.

There was no other topic in the whole Mangshanfang City today, and he asked, 'Are you going to eat Zhenzi noodles?', and then under the envy of the other party, he described how delicious it was, and how exaggerated the monks in line were.

It is even rumored that a monk who has never eaten Zangzi noodles is incomplete, that the immortal path has been in one side for fifty years, and that what he eats is not noodles, but life......

These quotations, which obviously have a marketing flavor, are naturally the secret that Shenbao taught to Wu Su.

The monks of Baicaofang were also happy to show off everywhere, as if they had really realized some mystery by eating a bowl of noodles. Some of the second fools who were fooled really felt that they had figured out a wisp of immortality!

Shen Bao really wanted to tell them loudly: What you feel is not some immortal fate, just monosodium glutamate!

"After all, it's free and fresh, how is the secret passage of Fat Wu dug up?"

"The two shops in Fang City have been dug underground, as long as the things are transported to the grain and oil shop on Nanshi Street, and sent directly to the backyard warehouse through the tunnel, no one can notice us."

"Well, it's always a good idea to be careful. Did the disciples guarding the mountain gate buy it? This time it alarmed Zi Dehui and Liu Xing, and they should be even more careful to find out the flaws. ”

"You can stuff a spirit stone privately every time you pass, and if you give more than that, you will think more."

In order to increase safety, Chen Er's mules and horses only transported white flour, which was one of the most common foods, and the disciples of the Lingyun Sect who guarded the mountain gate symbolically checked two boxes and let them go. Until entering the grain and oil shop in Fangshi, the miners added egg whites, mineral salt, and alkaline water to process it into dough.

When I went down the mountain today, I was directly ridiculed by the guards and disciples: These grain farmers are already poor and crazy, and in addition to selling beans, they are grinding wheat. It's really not good without the old black head, and you can't even grow the Spirit Valley!

As everyone knows, the main ingredient of the noodles that are being touted to the sky is wheat flour that is small in their eyes.

This kind of life, on the contrary, made Chen Er interested, and he fought wits and courage every day to hide salt brine and alkali grains. Even took advantage of the inspection to chat with the guards and monks, and the days were hard, and he couldn't earn three spirit stones in a month.

Shen Bao laughed at him more than once, you really have a relationship with them, you must have a performative personality.

Chen Er asked rhetorically, what is a performative personality.

To put it simply, love to pretend to be poor.

I was poor.

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Demon world, meat pavilion.

Ten miles ahead is the spatial rift that has crossed into the human world, and whenever the demon army returns from plundering, it will distribute the spoils of war here according to its exploits.

Among them, the most valuable is the monk's flesh and blood, because it contains a lot of spiritual power, and after eating, it can strengthen its own strength. Therefore, for thousands of years, there has been a resounding name here: the meat distribution pavilion.

The demon world, compared to the human world, is scarce in materials, but there are hundreds of monsters of all sizes.

They repeated the cycle of birth, growth, fighting, reproduction, and death for generations, until the Great Demon Emperor broke through a trace of the barrier of the Three Realms with his life thousands of years ago, opening the entrance to the human realm.

Going to that rich land of the human realm and plundering everything has become the dream of all the races in the demon realm. And they did, until they were almost about to take over the human realm, when the Terran monks broke through the barrier of the demon realm and summoned the demons.

The flesh and blood of demon beasts are more suitable for the taste of demons than those of human monks, and with this slight advantage, the human race has been given a respite. It took thirty years to drive the demon clan back to the edge of the rift.

Immediately, the demons were also driven back to the edge of the rift, and no one had the strength to completely push the other party back to the original realm, and the short-term balance of the three realms continued. The civilization inheritance of the wisdom of the human race, the efficient reproduction speed of the demon race, and the strong individual strength of the demon race, a war with no winner.

Just as there will always be a difference between the advantages and disadvantages of the rebalanced forces, the strong fertility of the demon clan makes them more adept at gaining an advantage through war. And every year, rushing from the cracks in the demon world into the human world to plunder materials has become their long-standing heritage.

And the demon clan will rob them on the way back of the demon army, and it is fate to grab more and less.

In desperation, the human race could only build a huge defensive barrier around the rift of the Three Realms through the efforts of dozens of generations. The Terran monks stationed in it as the guardians of each node are not only the touchstone for rapid improvement of cultivation, but also the delicious trophies in the mouth of the demon clan.

Following the fall of the previous Demon Emperor, the Demon Clan has not had a unified emperor for five hundred years. Led by the eight races of rats, bears, eagles, apes, foxes, wolves, tigers, and bees, the governance system of the eight demon kings has been established.

Dressed in pure steel armor, holding a giant axe, he is a hundred bear warriors;

Short, less than three feet tall, but an astonishing number of boundless rat soldiers;

Hundreds of eagle demons with wings wide and soaring high in the sky, they are the deadliest killers in the eyes of low-level monks;

Monkey monsters with hooks and claws that are good at climbing, and the towering walls can't stop them;

is no different from ordinary people, a fox archer with a furry tail behind him;

The wolf cavalry riding a giant wolf, they are the fastest hunters on land;

There are very few tiger generals with unmatched individual strength;

The arm-sized buzzing bee soldier belongs to the weakest single demon beast, and ordinary qi refining cultivators can also kill several of them.

After listening to the report of the secret envoy, the Tiger King praised the charming and graceful fox queen beside him: "You still calculated Zhuhe's mind, and he agreed to our request." With 200 million catties of Linggu and 150,000 monks, the little cubs will not be hungry next year. ”

When the wolf king heard this, he raised his head to the sky and howled, attracting the surrounding wolf clan to howl together, and frightened the rat clan miscellaneous soldiers to collapse and run around.

Dozens of tiger generals raised their claws and chased the scattered rat soldiers to slash and kill, and finally stopped the riot by killing thousands of rat soldiers in a row.

The Rat King stood on the high platform of the Meat Splitting Pavilion, watching his fellow clans being slashed and killed with a blank face, and seemed to have the illusion that he had killed a little: "Zhuhe must have attached conditions, how many battle merits will be left this time?" ”

The fox queen opened her eyes: "300,000, the rat king, you can give 200,000." ”

The Rat King nodded and expressed his approval: "I scored 50,000 jin for that Terran monk, and 50 million jin for Linggu." ”

The Ape King also followed to ask for benefits: "Every time we attack the city, our clan has a lot of casualties, 20,000 monks, 20 million catties of Spirit Valley." ”

The bear king was still in his dream, and seemed to smell the fragrance of royal jelly, so he propped himself up and muttered: "What time is it, why haven't you started to eat yet!" I'm hungry, I'm hungry! ”

The queen bee squeezed out a lump of honey syrup from her abdomen and threw it to the sleepy-eyed bear king: "Eat and go to bed quickly, don't make noise." ”

The bear king fell asleep again after enjoying the honey milk, and he didn't seem to care about the coming war.

The Eagle King flapped his wings and landed at the meat distribution pavilion, holding a squeaky and screaming rat soldier in his mouth, chewing and swallowing it between clicks: "The children flew to the human world to see, Qingshui Town has no additional troops, there are about 20,000 monks stationed there, do you want to fight?" ”

The Tiger King looked at the mighty demon realm army, and a tiger roar pierced the sky: "Eat the monks, grab the Spirit Valley!" ”

"Eat the monk, rob the Spirit Valley!"

"Eat the monk, rob the Spirit Valley!"

"Eat the monk, rob the Spirit Valley!"

The million-strong army responded in unison, and the battle clouds suddenly rose, covering the sky and the sun.