Chapter 14: Cute and pretty
"Phew!"
Tang Yi spit out a mouthful of vegetable leaves stuck to the corners of his mouth, and found that he hadn't spit it out, and there seemed to be something hanging on his eyebrows, so he rubbed his face on the shoulder of the hostage in front of him.
This rubbed so much that this guy had actually pulled out a third of the chicken leg from his mouth, and then Tang Yi kindly stuffed the chicken leg back into the other party's mouth with the hand holding the spoon.
"Wow......"
Suddenly, there was a sigh around him, and it was also that a chicken leg went in and out of this person's mouth, which would indeed make some people with life experience have infinite associations.
"Hey! Boy, you're dead. ”
The male classmate with the scar on his face gritted his teeth and threatened Tang Yi again, Tang Yi crooked his mouth and showed a disdainful smile, and stabbed the handle of the spoon harder.
"This position, when the spoon is thrust in, will go out of the back of his lower teeth."
At this time, the cafeteria was already silent, so although Tang Yi's voice was not loud, even the students who were standing at the table from a distance and watching the excitement could hear it clearly.
Tang Yi moved the handle of the spoon back a little bit, and continued: "This position is good, the skin is thin and the flesh is soft, and it will come out of his tongue after piercing, but because the tongue is relatively smooth, the spoon cannot pierce his tongue. ”
Tang Yi's calm voice seemed to be teaching everyone in class, and the students around him were also very cooperative, and even a few students with a strong desire for knowledge also put their fingers against their jaws to feel it as Tang Yi explained.
Tang Yi moved the handle of the spoon back a little more, and then said: "This position is not good, because there are more soft tissues, and it is also the root of the tongue, because the spoon is not too sharp, I'm afraid I can only stab a little for the first time, but if I smash it with my fist again, I should be able to pierce the root of the tongue, but the possibility of piercing the tongue is still very small, but there is a great chance that the tongue will be pushed up, causing a tearing wound." ”
This time, all the classmates couldn't help but swallow their saliva, even the three people who confronted him.
However, Tang Yi continued, "I'm sorry, I'm disappointed, I can only choose these three positions, because if I move further, I will probably kill him, although I really want to kill him, but for such an idiot to catch up with my future, it's really not cost-effective, but the first three positions are still no big problem, after all, he attacked me first, I belong to self-defense and counterattack, at most I will lose some money." ”
"Oh, I forgot to tell you that I will take out the chicken leg in his mouth before I do it for a while, otherwise it will easily cause him to suffocate to death, okay, after the explanation, please step back a little bit, otherwise it will affect your lively mood if you are sprayed with blood for a while, after all, it has just rained heavily, and I don't think many male students have dry clothes to change and wash."
As soon as Tang Yi's words fell, all the people in the entire restaurant took two steps back, because at this time, they had already faintly feared Tang Yi, and felt that this freshman was a psychopath.
And at this moment, Tang Yi, don't look at his calm and breezy appearance on the surface, he is actually anxious, "I'll strangle the sun, can't anyone come out to stop it and pull the fight?" The master is very poor and doesn't want to lose money! ’
Perhaps it was a god and Buddha who didn't open his eyes that heard Tang Yi's inner prayer and sent an angel to save him.
"When the ...... is long"
A crisp collision sound suddenly attracted everyone's attention, Tang Yi turned his head with joy in his heart, and saw a spoon turning twice on the dinner plate, which turned out to be the sound made by the short-haired girl who was at the same table with him just now.
"It's so disgusting, it's so disgusting, I don't have any appetite."
The soft and beautiful voice echoed throughout the dining room, and the female student stood up and finally raised her head.
"Boom!"
Tang Yi felt that his brain had been violently impacted, he had never seen such a beautiful girl, with blue eyes like jewels, long and curled eyelashes, a small but straight nose, a pink cherry mouth, and a slightly round face with a pointed chin.
The girl is a little short, at most 1.6 meters tall, but she has a disproportionately plump figure, the tight body shirt in the brown leather jacket is almost bursting, and a loose belt hangs from the slender waist, which is completely an ornament, which falls on the straight buttocks, and the close-fitting blue jeans make the legs look slender and straight.
After being shocked, Tang Yi was surprised to find that this girl with a beautiful and lovely face, plump breasts and fat buttocks actually had a perfect three-seven proportional figure, compared with her, the female classmate who felt like a doll this morning was not at the same level at all, this is the real top doll, and it can even be said to be the best in the world.
Although Tang Yi looked at the other person with burning eyes, the girl didn't look at him at all, put her hands in the pockets of the little leather coat, and slowly walked past Tang Yi's side in the direction of the door.
The three people opposite Tang Yi saw the girl coming and hurriedly flashed to the side, their hands were vertical and respectful, and the onlookers behind the three of them immediately avoided a passage on both sides, and did not dare to look directly at the girl's appearance.
As the girl walked past the three of them, she spoke again, "You four get out, don't come to this restaurant again, because seeing you will remind me of today's events and affect my appetite." ”
is obviously a very cute girl, but there is a momentum that cannot be disobeyed in her words, and the girl did not stop and left directly after speaking.
The eyes of the three people looking at Tang Yi were even more full of resentment, but Tang Yi gave them a friendly and generous smile back, and then first stuffed the chicken leg into the hostage's mouth again, and then pushed this guy named Jack to the three people.
The three of them took Jack, who was bleeding from his mouth and nose, and the one with the scar on his face stretched out his hand and pointed at Tang Yi, "Boy, you are dead, do you dare to tell me which major you are a student in?" ”
Tang Yi shrugged his shoulders and replied sharply: "Don't dare, I'm cowardly, I'm afraid that you will bite me." ”
"Poof...... Huh"
A few classmates who couldn't hold back laughed, the guy with the scar on his face didn't take any more humiliation, and tapped Tang Yi with his finger, and then dragged Jack, who was still picking chicken legs, to turn around and walk out of the restaurant.
Call...... Tang Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he was really unlucky, he could fight with someone after eating, the cause could be judged without thinking about it, it must be because of this extremely beautiful and cute girl, but in the end, it was this girl who avoided the escalation of the fight, so he really couldn't put the responsibility on the other girl, it could only be said that he had suffered an unwarranted disaster.
Uncle, Tang Yi found that it seemed that since he stepped into this school gate, he had a good back on everything.