Chapter 65: Master, Stop Gua Sha

On this day, Tai Bai Xing, who has been staying in heaven all the year round and is as steady as an old dog, was very reluctant to go down to earth under the urging of the Jade Emperor.

"Alas, although this is a kindness from Your Majesty, I have won a lot of scenes in the great cause of Journey to the West, trying to share some merits. But the journey to the west is not only a merit, but also a calamity. If you are not careful, you will be riddled with karma and will never recover. But as a courtier, I naturally can't live up to Your Majesty's kindness. ”

"This trip is for me to rescue Tang Sanzang from the hands of the three demon kings and guide him to the Two Realms Mountain."

Tai Bai Xing muttered to himself as he rode through the clouds.

When he was about to enter the mountain, he saw two men dressed in Tang costumes leading a white horse out of the mountain. His face was full of the joy of not dying and the rest of his life after the catastrophe.

Tai Bai Xing didn't think much about it, holding the dust whisk, releasing the spiritual pressure of the golden immortal level, and the divine white light shrouded in his body, descending into this mountain forest.

"This will be my Li Changgeng first appearance in the Journey to the West, and this place is something that His Majesty has worked so hard to get for me. My glory is the glory of heaven, and I must perform it well. ”

Thinking of this, Tai Bai Xing suddenly shouted:

"Xiao Xiao evil animal, don't hurt people's lives, when you see this Xingjun, don't retreat quickly."

Tai Bai Xing was full of pride, and at that moment, he even felt that he was possessed by Jiang Chen's boss, and he was no longer facing the three human fairy demon kings, but the three Da Luo Jin Immortals.

Even if you are defeated, even if you die in the Heavenly Court, you must fight this evil force to the end!

What a glory this is, the Heavenly Court will be proud of him, and the Jade Emperor will be proud of him.

"That's how it should be!"

So said the platinum star.

But when he finished roaring, he looked around, and saw a monk, wearing a jeweled robe and carrying a nine-ring tin staff, sitting on the back of a huge rhinoceros, looking at him blankly.

At the same time, Tai Bai Xing was also at a loss.

said that there was a three-headed demon king who wanted to eat Tang Sanzang and sent him to relieve the siege, why did he see a demon monk riding a rhinoceros, looking at him with contempt.

Did you get the wrong script, or did you run the wrong map?

Just when he was puzzled, the monk patted the back of the rhinoceros under the seat and muttered:

"Hey, this is also your mountain goblin? How do I feel like there's something wrong with my brain. ”

"No, I haven't seen it, the demons in our mountains all have spiritual intelligence. Most of these uncivilized demons come from outside. The master doesn't have to care, he'll leave when he's had enough. ”

The special sergeant's bronze bell-like eyes were also full of disdain.

Platinum Star: ???

I'm too dignified, how dare you say I'm uncivilized?

When I was enlightened, your ancestors were still playing with mud.

Tai Bai Xing: No, I can't stand this kind of grievance.

Looking at the back of Tang Sanzang riding a bull away, Tai Bai Xing shook off the dust,

"That demon monk, if you have the ability, you can come back to me, and see if this Xingjun doesn't beat you halfway. And that demon, a mere immortal, also dares to speak wildly to Ben Xingjun, do you know who I am? ”

But no matter how he shouted, one person and one demon walked forward as if they hadn't heard it. Even, from time to time, he made remarks such as 'sick' and 'shark arm'.

"Wow, the tiger is not powerful, you treat me as a sick cat, today this Xingjun will do the right thing for heaven and eradicate your demon."

"Look at the move, it's not good to be dusted by me!"

Tai Bai Xing jumped high, shook off the dust and hit Tang Sanzang's body hard.

He is used to being a good man on weekdays, and he has not made a move for many years, so that even he almost forgot that he is a golden immortal powerhouse.

At the moment of the shot, he had already foreseen the scene of beating the demon monk to the ground, and then kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy.

Syllable!

With a whisk of dust, Tang Sanzang was stunned, and then reached out and scratched the part that had just been hit.

"I'm Cao!"

Tai Bai Xing almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood, this Nima is outrageous?

"Could it be that I haven't practiced for many years, resulting in a waste of strength? Then it won't even be able to kill a mortal demon monk. ”

"I must have missed just now, yes, do it again!"

"Evil obstacles, look at the dust!"

"Huh? Why didn't I react, it must be that I missed again, come again! ”

"Ahhhhh

"Nima's, you should react and respect my injury!"

“……”

Just when Tai Bai Xing was about to collapse, Tang Sanzang finally turned his head and looked at Tai Bai Xing:

"Master, it's almost there, don't scrape."

After saying that, continue to ride the rhinoceros.

The word 'gua sha', like a thunderbolt from the sky, deeply hit the fragile glass heart of Tai Bai Xing.

"I am too dignified and platinum, one of the Heavenly Star Monarchs, a red man in front of Your Majesty, you dare to say that I am scraping, I am fighting with you bald donkey!"

If this thing gets out, he won't have the face to live.

Just when he was about to attract Tang Sanzang's attention with the idea of dying together, a warm and holy white light sprinkled down and directly took him away.

When he came back to his senses, he saw a white-clothed divine monarch with an extraordinary temperament and an unparalleled appearance in the Three Realms, holding a white lotus in his hand, standing in front of him with a puzzled expression.

Tai Bai Xing also noticed that behind this white-clothed Divine Monarch, there was an iceberg beauty with a cold temperament, but she was born charming.

Its degree of seduction is unforgettable just by looking at it.

Even when I close my eyes, I still have the image of 'this white, that big' in my mind.

That woman is Su Yunxi, and the white-clothed Divine Monarch is naturally Jiang Chen.

"Chang Gengxing, what are you doing?"

With a few words, Jiang Chen woke up Tai Bai Xing from his confusion.

"Boss Jiang Chen, it's really you!" Tai Bai Xing was shocked, looked up at Jiang Chen, who was bathed in the holy light of the Pure World White Lotus, and pounced, "Big guy, you're here, I've been bullied, you have to call the shots for me!" ”

The dignified Tai Bai Xing, the old immortal of the Heavenly Court, is crying now with a handful of snot and tears, hugging Jiang Chen's thigh and not letting go.

Seeing this scene, Su Yunxi on the side couldn't help frowning, is this really the Tai Bai Xing, who is known as the brain of the Heavenly Court? How is this virtuous.

"Venus, don't worry, if you have something to say, I will definitely call the shots for you. I want to see who is so bold and bullied my Heavenly Court ministers. Jiang Chen comforted.

Hearing this, Tai Baixing's face was full of emotion, and he pointed to Tang Sanzang, who was riding a rhinoceros on the Shuangjiao Ridge below, and said indignantly:

"It's this demon monk and that rhinoceros spirit, who say that I am an uncivilized mountain spirit and wild monster, and that my attack is gua sha. I'm also a Heavenly Court Golden Immortal, I'm ...... I ......"

Jiang Chen was stunned when he heard this.

Ha? Demon Monk? Tang Sanzang?

"Venus, what did you come down to earth for?"

Jiang Chen couldn't help but hold his forehead, and said helplessly.

Jiang Chen knew the purpose of Tai Bai Xing's trip. This thing was obviously at the behest of the Jade Emperor and came to rescue Tang Sanzang, but it turned out to attack Tang Sanzang wildly. It's just a matter of beating people, and he himself is still aggrieved, as if he has suffered a great humiliation.

After being a little bit by Jiang Chen, Tai Bai Xing immediately realized, patted his head, and said: "It's over, I almost forgot about business, Tang Sanzang is now in the hands of demons, I have to save him!" ”

"Boss Jiang Chen, you have to go with me, after you are done, I still have the secret decree that His Majesty gave you."

Tai Bai Xing grabbed Jiang Chen's wrist and turned around to leave.

"Jiang Chen, who is this old man, you shouldn't admit your mistake. The whole old fool, you told me that this is too platinum star? ”

Su Yunxi, who was on the side, couldn't help it, and opened his mouth to complain.

When Tai Bai Xing heard this, he immediately stopped, glanced at the 'white and big' behind Jiang Chen, patted his chest and said:

"Huh? What does this girl mean, I'm too platinum star, like a fake! ”

"It's really too platinum, you don't even know that the monk down there is Tang Sanzang? I think you're either fake or crazy. If there is no one in the court today, even a person like you will be reused by the Jade Emperor, which is really ridiculous. ”

Su Yunxi said coldly.

"You girl, you dare to look down on my old man, haven't you heard of it, the old man is good, the old man has a subsistence ......" Halfway through speaking, Tai Bai Xing seemed to have opened his mind, and suddenly grasped the key point in Su Yunxi's words, and said in surprise: "What the hell, you said that demon...... The monk is Tang Sanzang? ”

"I said Venus, even if you don't recognize what Tang Sanzang looks like, you should always recognize the brocade robe and the nine-ring tin staff. Except for Tang Sanzang, who would dare to wear such a fancy robe? ”

Jiang Chen sighed lightly, full of helplessness.

It's over, Tai Bai Xing's brain is broken.

Tai Bai Xing looked at Jiang Chen, and then at Tang Sanzang on the Twin Fork Ridge below.

I understand the reason, but how did this thing become such a virtuous thing, even if the strength of the golden cicada was restored overnight, it shouldn't be so outrageous.

As if seeing Tai Bai Xing's despair, Jiang Chen said in a low voice: "I did something to him. ”

As soon as these words came out, Tai Bai Xing's heart immediately cleared the clouds and saw the sun, and the mouth suddenly opened.

You said it earlier, it turned out to be related to your Jiangchen boss.

As far as Tai Bai Xing is concerned, as long as he is involved with Jiang Chen, not to mention that Tang Sanzang is as strong as a mad dog, even if he becomes a saint on the ground, it is extremely reasonable.

Jiang Chen = miracle.

"That'...... The Three-Headed Demon King of Twin Forks ......"

Tai Bai Xing asked again.

Jiang Chen waved his hand and said bluntly:

"The little demon in the realm of human immortals, two of them were wiped out by Tang Sanzang casually, and the rest of the special priest, isn't that under his crotch?"

"You just said that there is a secret decree given to me by His Majesty, give it to me now, and it will save you from having to go to Jinghe Dragon Palace again."

Tai Bai Xing looked around vigilantly, and after confirming that there was no one around, he stared at Su Yunxi suspiciously.

"What do you think, do you think this girl is willing to come along? It's not that Jiang Chen, the dog thief, is despicable and shameless, and he uses indiscriminate means to forcibly let this girl stay by his side. You have the ability to tell him that he will set me free, and I will never disturb you. ”

Su Yunxi's eyes were resentful, and he didn't have a good temperament.

"Dog thief, despicable and shameless, indiscriminate?"

Seeing Su Yunxi's resentful look, Tai Bai Xing had some guesses about Jiang Chen's means of dealing with Su Yunxi.

"Ahem, don't care, she's my personal maid, my own person."

Jiang Chen coughed lightly to relieve his embarrassment.

Saying this, Tai Bai Xing nodded and took out a golden volume of secret decrees from his arms.

Su Yunxi was curious, and glanced at it casually, and at that moment, her expression became solemn.