Chapter 114 Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization, Harmony
Jiang Chen: Oh, that's good!
This young man with long ears is really good, he can write down all the words that Jiang Chen scolded him in Shura Yuan at the beginning, and then picked the most quintessential sentence and scolded it to the Buddha.
The power of this sentence was so great that it directly scolded the Buddha.
Even so, the long-eared Dingguang Immortal had no intention of stopping.
After he scolded this sentence, he was like Jiang Chen possessing his body, and he felt a hundred times more energetic, and he was suddenly interested.
He still wants to show off!
I saw that the long-eared Dingguang Immortal took another step forward, his expression was solemn, his anger sank into the dantian, and he said loudly: "If you come, that day, you heard that the big guy Jiang Chen was besieged by the remnants of the asura, and instead of thinking of the concept of 'Buddha and Daoben family' to help, you fell into the well and sent me, Pilu Xian, and Ma Yuan to Shura Yuan to kill the big guy Jiang Chen. ”
"Jiang Chen's big guy has all the means to the sky, and his combat power is unparalleled, how can we be his opponent. The three of us were defeated by the boss Jiang Chen, and they should have died in nirvana, but the boss Jiang Chen was kind-hearted, and instead of killing us, he helped the three of us find the meaning of life. ”
"Under the earnest teachings of Jiang Chen's boss, we decided to change our past mistakes and abandon the darkness and turn to the light. Left the filthy place of Buddhism and came to the pure place of heaven. Boss Jiang Chen, in fact, it is the three of us, the guiding light on the long road to immortals, and we will never allow anyone to slander him in the slightest. ”
The long-eared Dingguang Immortal's voice was loud, echoing in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
These words simply made the gods cry, broke the Buddha's heart, and made the Buddha listen to it, and couldn't help but get drunk on the street.
Indeed, at this moment, the face of the Buddha was as black as ink, extremely gloomy, and he was desperate to get drunk and relieve a thousand sorrows.
If you are someone else, it is time to see the height of your eyebrows and rein in the precipice. But the long-eared Dingguang Immortal thought that Jiang Chen was possessed, and he was fearless, so he took another step forward.
"If you come, your Buddha Gate is known as a pure world, but it is a place where filth and dirt are hidden, and the twelve products of the black lotus that destroy the world ......"
As soon as these words came out, the Buddha couldn't help but tremble, and a hideous color flashed in his eyes.
raised his hand and slapped it directly on the chest of the long-eared Dingguang Fairy.
This is a genuine 'Rulai Divine Palm', with the power of one palm, it directly knocked the long-eared Dingguang Immortal out of dozens of zhang. Fortunately, the long-eared Dingguang Immortal is guarded by the heavens and clouds. Otherwise, the long-eared thief is estimated to be reimbursed on the spot.
Buddha Rulai: Play and play, make trouble, don't joke about the black lotus.
Dare to explode the fierce news of my Xitian Lingshan and Moluo deal, Xinei!
When the immortals and Buddhas present saw this scene, they all sighed with emotion.
Immortals and Buddhas: The long-eared Dingguang Immortal is coming, and he is going to start the show...... Dingguang Immortal is gone......
It was a bit sudden.
When Jiang Chen saw it, he secretly sighed in his heart, if this long-eared Dingguang Immortal said other things, it would be fine, but he was looking for death, and what did he say about the Twelve Grades of Black Lotus that destroyed the world.
Is that something that Buddhism can have?
The fact that these twelve world-destroying black lotus comes from Buddhism, once it is shaken out, the Buddha will deny it at the least, and the dog will jump off the wall in a hurry.
Poor long-eared Dingguang Fairy, if you say something else, I guess you can show off for a while. Say the Black Lotus of the World, I'm sorry, you're gone......
Although the long-eared Dingguang Immortal didn't move, his task had been completed.
Jiang Chen waved his hand, motioned to Pilu Immortal and Ma Yuan to help the long-eared Dingguang Immortal down, and faced the Buddha with a smile, and said, "Did the Buddha hear what the Long-eared Dingguang Immortal said just now?" ”
"I'm really curious, what is the Buddha's cheek made of, and the attempted murder is not only not empty-hearted, but uses this matter to rejuvenate the teacher and ask the guilt. Buddha, don't you really think that the three of them will be under your obscenity? ”
"You are wrong, the three of them have all undergone the transformation of my Heavenly Court's advanced education, and have learned the criterion of 'there are laws to follow, laws must be followed, law enforcement must be strict, and violations must be investigated'. In the big family of Heavenly Court, which is rich and strong, democratic, civilized, and harmonious, it will never bully others, will not wronged a good person, and will not let go of any evil thief. ”
Here, there should be applause.
When the Buddha heard this, his heart trembled.
In particular, when he heard the words 'there is a law to follow, there must be a law to follow, law enforcement must be strict, and those who violate the law must be prosecuted' and 'prosperity, democracy, civilization, and harmony,' his heart was extremely terrified.
He wondered, could it be that between heaven and earth, there really was such a beautiful paradise?
Not only him, but all the strong people in Buddhism heard this, and their eyes were blank, and they yearned for it.
Buddhas: Where is the world full of flowers, if it really exists, then I will definitely go~
After a long time, the Buddha came back to his senses from shock.
"Buddha, didn't you say that my guilt is too much to write, and if there is anything else, say it all and let everyone help evaluate it."
Jiang Chen crossed his arms and said with a smile.
Hearing this, the head of the Buddha shook like a rattle.
Although before coming to Heavenly Court, he listed many of Jiang Chen's crimes, but each of them was based on the fact that the Western Heaven Buddha Sect wanted to eradicate Jiang Chen. In the end, stealing chickens and rice did not lead to losses, and he lost his wife and soldiers.
Continue to ask for sin? Forget it.
Jiang Chen is more and more aggressive, but the more he asks, the more finished the Buddhism becomes.
"Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, even if he is a great traitor, he also puts down the butcher's knife and becomes a Buddha. Jiang Chen's nature is not bad, and now he has a good heart, just ask about the crime. ”
"What, the old monk still has a scripture to talk about in Tianzhu Kingdom today, and he is very anxious. Farewell, everyone. ”
If the Buddha dropped these words, he wanted to anoint the soles of his feet.
For some reason, he suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
Jiang Chen's goods are extremely violent, and even the Pangu Banner of the Void Emperor Daojun has been pitted, how can he let go of his Duobao Rulai?
"Fortunately, the old monk didn't put the handle in Jiang Chen's hands......"
This is the only thing that the Buddha is happy about.
When the Buddhas saw that the boss wanted to slip away, they knew that the situation was not right.
"Amitabha, there is a believer in this seat who is about to ascend, and this seat is going to protect the Dharma and say goodbye."
"There is a 10,000-year-old spirit grass born, the poor monk must pick it!"
"My sow is about to give birth, and I have to hurry back to help deliver the baby."
“……”
For a time, all kinds of reasons emerged one after another, and what I saw and heard was extremely exciting.
But at this moment, Jiang Chen chuckled,
"If you come to the Buddha, don't be in a hurry to leave, your business is over, I still have something to say."
Before the words fell, the high Queen Mother chuckled, took off the golden hairpin, and with a stroke of her hand, a Milky Way lay in front of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, blocking the way of the Buddhas in the Western Heavens.
At the same time, he cast an approving glance towards Jiang Chen.
As if to say, young man, behave well, this palace is optimistic about you.
The Buddha looked at the Milky Way in front of him, his face gloomy. Hearing Jiang Chen's approaching footsteps again, he panicked in his heart.
Now for a while, I can't go, so let's listen to what Jiang Chen has to say.
I shouldn't have left the handle in the hands of this merchant...... bar.
"What?" As the Buddha said.
Jiang Chen smiled,
"It's nothing, it's just that the West Heaven Buddha Gate is a pure place, and the rules are strict. But in order to eradicate me, the Buddha did not hesitate to join forces with the Asura clan against me. Although it is true that I, Jiang Chen, am an outlier, I am also the righteous god of Heavenly Court, hunting and killing the righteous god of Heavenly Court, how should this account be calculated? ”
When the Buddha heard this, he couldn't help but look nervous,
"How are you doing?"
"Don't be nervous, Buddha, I, Jiang Chen, am also a sensible person, although this matter is the fault of Buddhism, but it is also to maintain the order of the Three Realms, which is understandable. Therefore, as long as the Buddha sends the Nine Meritorious Golden Lotus and Duobao Pagoda to make amends, this matter should not have happened, how about it? Jiang Chen said.
As soon as these words came out, three black lines couldn't help but appear on the forehead of the Buddha.
Poor monk Cao, all of them are so poor and crazy, don't they, they all want my Nine Grades of Merit Golden Lotus and Duobao Pagoda.
Shouldn't I keep these two treasures together?
At this moment, the Void Emperor Daojun watched this scene from the corner, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.
"Jiang Chen, this young man, does not discriminate equally."
For some reason, my heart was a little happier again.