Buddhas: "??? ”

Jizo: "??? ”

Rulai: "??? ”

You are full of self-confidence and offer a plan for Buddhism, that's it?

After Manjushri offered the 'strategy', he seemed to be still unsatisfied, flicked his sleeves, and said loudly: "Evil obstacle Jiang Chen, the crime is heinous, and his life is against the way of heaven." Moreover, if he dares to destroy my Dharma Body, it is even more rebellious, and he should be destroyed by heaven and earth. ”

"He's nothing, and in my eyes, he's not even barren. At the beginning, if it wasn't for the mercy of this seat and wanting to spare his life, how could he have been attacked by him. ”

"If he doesn't know how to lift up, and dares to appear in front of me again, this seat must let him know that I have a thick Buddhist culture!"

His words were impassioned, and some Bodhisattva Arhats who did not know the inside story automatically made up their minds and decided that Manjushri was a mighty and unyielding iron-blooded hero.

However, in the eyes of those who know the inside story, how dashing Manjushri is now is, how ridiculous it is in fact.

Manjushri didn't realize the caring eyes of the Buddha, and still said loudly: "So, if Jiang Chen's guy dares to come to my Da Lei Yin Temple, I suggest that no matter what he says, we will strike together, rush up, and beat him to death!" ”

Manjushri was triumphant, he had foreseen the scene that the Buddha praised him.

"I suggest you die."

If the Buddha came, he couldn't help but hold his forehead.

Uncomfortable, want to cry, brain pain.

If I'm guilty, you can punish me, instead of sending such a bunch of fools. Forced to torture me.

The Buddha is so difficult, I really want to retire, how long is 5.6 billion years?

Maitreya King Buddha, come back quickly, I can't bear it alone, come back quickly!

Don't leave me, Da Lei Yin Temple is so dark, it's so cold here, I'm so afraid.

At this moment, the Buddha is already on the verge of collapse.

"Alas, I ordered to go down, closely monitor the movements of Lingshan, and once I find Jiang Chen, I will report it immediately."

……

On the first day of Rulai's order, martial law was imposed everywhere in Lingshan, and all Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and arhats were panicked. The slightest wind and grass will be full of soldiers, frantically releasing the magic power of Buddhism, causing a riot.

At the end of the day, Jiang Chen didn't come, but Lingshan became a mess.

After a long period of high tension, the strong people of Buddhism are in a trance, although their vigilance has decreased, but once they see certain things, such as ...... White, either furious and slashing, or sprinting with flash.

After all, Jiang Chen's terrifying image in white has already penetrated into the heart of the Buddha.

Anyway, there are few normal people in Lingshan now.

So much so that in the past few days, a golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit was accidentally discovered by the caretakers when he stole the lamp oil transformed by the merits in the Eight Treasures Merit Pool.

Caretaker: "I'm Cao, who in the world is worthy of white, it's a spicy man, he's here!" Big big brother, don't kill me, I'll give you the lamp oil......"

Rat Spirit: "Emma, what else about this good thing?" ”

Originally, according to the mandate of heaven, this golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit only got a drop of lamp oil, after being promoted to the Golden Immortal Realm. First asked Li Jing, the king of the tower, to be his father-in-law, and then worshiped Nezha as his brother-in-law, and went down to be a demon in the bottomless pit of the Empty Mountain. Known as Mrs. Diyong.

Her biggest dream is to marry Tang Sanzang, get his Yuanyang, and achieve Taiyi Golden Immortal.

Now—

Lady Diyong's lamp oil: +1, +1, +1, +1...... +10086......

Lady Diyong achieved the ultimate evolution and became a powerhouse of the Great Luo Golden Immortal.

In the depths of her consciousness, it was as if someone had told her that she was going to ask King Ta to be her father-in-law and Nezha to be her brother-in-law. Then, go to the bottomless pit of Trap Mountain as a demon and wait for the arrival of the scripture learner.

"Nezha? It seems that he is the great god of the Three Altars Sea Society, the vanguard general under the dragon god Jiang Chen, if he can be recognized as a righteous brother, it would be great. ”

"However, what kind of thing is Li Jing, the king of Tota, a mere golden immortal, even the tower is gone, and he is worthy of being my father-in-law?"

"However, I seem to have to recognize a father......"

Mrs. Diyong tilted her little head and pondered for a long time.

Suddenly, a flash of light appeared in my mind,

"My creation is all due to the dragon god Jiang Chen, and he is kind to me and recreates, that is, he is a reborn parent. Moreover, he is the Great Dragon God of the Three Realms, with a high position and powerful strength. If I can recognize him as my father-in-law, it will be a blessing for me to cultivate a few tribulations. ”

"Hehe, Jiang Chen's father-in-law, I'm here......"

……

The matter of the earth surge is just a microcosm of Lingshan.

On this day, everyone with a little white on his body has become the uncle of Lingshan.

So much so that the scorpion essence, who knew about it, shed tears.

Scorpion Essence: If I dye myself white and go back to Lingshan to sting Rulai, I don't know if I have a head?

When the Taiyin Xingjun of Guanghan Palace heard this, he wanted to throw the Jade Rabbit to Lingshan in advance, and he could be the master and find out the information, killing two birds with one stone.

Anyway, the final result was that everyone in the Buddhist Sect tossed for a day, and they didn't even see Jiang Chen's hair.

In the Great Leiyin Temple, there is a Buddha's words:

"Buddha, you may be overestimating that Jiangchen, Lingshan is a pure place for Buddhism, and it is also the base camp of my Buddhism. He is just a Da Luo Jin Immortal, how dare he come? ”

But the Buddha seemed to be stunned, his eyes were red, and he repeated as if talking to himself: "He will come, he will come." Believe me, no one understands Jiang Chen better than me......"

The Buddha had no choice but to obey the Buddha's orders and continue to join the vigilance team.

The next day, Jiang Chen did not come, but ran away with a group of bodhisattvas and arhats.

On the third day, Jiang Chen still didn't come, and there were a few hundred fewer of the three thousand Buddhas.

The remaining Buddhas were also on the verge of collapse, pondering whether to flee or not.

After all, when they join the Buddha Gate, they are pure all day long, and all they want is to be stable.

But now, because of the speculation of the Buddha, the entire Lingshan people are panicking.

The Pure Land of Bliss, is this the life of a Buddha?

The Buddhas couldn't bear this kind of day, and finally broke out on this day.

"Buddha, you keep saying that Jiang Chen will come, it's been three days, and you haven't even seen Jiang Chen's shadow. But let's scare ourselves, many Buddhas, Bodhisattvas and Arhats have run away with buckets! ”

"If this continues, the hearts of men will be scattered. As soon as people's hearts are scattered, Lingshan will collapse! ”

"Buddha, wake up, Jiang Chen won't come back."

The Buddhas pleaded bitterly.

The Buddha looked at the haggard Buddhas and couldn't help frowning.

"It doesn't make sense, according to Jiang Chen's character, he can't just forget it."

Could it be that he found out in his conscience that he felt guilty about killing the treasure boy? So, you don't care about hunting him down? ”

"Also, what bad thoughts can Jiang Chen have, he just wants to find a way to survive in this troubled world."

"Looks like I'm wrong about him......"

The Buddha sighed softly, his face full of sorrow and relief.

If he hasn't come for three days, Jiang Chen will definitely not come. In this way, the stone that pressed on the bottom of Rulai's heart can be regarded as moving.

The Buddha was relieved, and a long-lost smile appeared on his face.

"Start preparing and summon back the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas and Arhats who have left. Tell them that Jiang Chen is not coming, come back and go to work with peace of mind. ”

"Today, the weather is really nice."

Just when Rulai was in a good mood, he began to feel the beauty of life.

When the Buddhas heard this, they all folded their hands and praised our Buddha.

Of course, it's just a superficial compliment, everyone is smiling on their faces, and they are selling criticism in their hearts.

Buddhas: If you hadn't been a fool all day long. It's like it's like it's forcing and chattering, it's a good Lingshan, as for becoming like this?

The leader is a fool. Forced, how to solve it?

Wait online, hurry!

However, fortunately, Rulai reined in the precipice and stopped in time. There are still days to come.

Just when the Buddhas relaxed their vigilance and sighed about the beauty of life, a familiar voice exploded outside the Great Lei Yin Temple.

"If you come to the Buddha, I, Jiang Chen, have come to you to ask for your guilt. If you know each other, hand over the culprit as soon as possible and make apologies for your sins! ”

The sound was like thunder, and the shock was incomparable.

At this moment, the Buddha experienced the process of great compassion to great joy and then great compassion in the Buddha's life.

Under the huge psychological gap, the Buddha covered his chest with his hands, and his face was distorted.

Ga!