Chapter 328: Buddha Urine Sex, Buddha He Is Fine!

The ancients said, Jiang Chen smiled, life and death were unpredictable.

After many temptations, Rulai finally came to the conclusion: the ancients did not deceive me.

"No, this seat is the ancestor of all Buddhas, and An Neng has lost face in front of a junior. Besides, I have never seen this Buddha, and he is probably an unknown junior. If you want to die, you will die, and this seat will never care about the life or death of this person. That being the case, this seat wants to see what tricks Jiang Chen can play! ”

If you think about it, you will secretly say in your heart.

At this moment, Jiang Chen stepped forward and made a mockery,

"In the lower Three Realms Water Department Zhengshen Jiang Chen, I have seen the Buddha of the West."

As soon as these words came out, Rulai, who originally had some confidence, was directly frightened.

Rulai: Good guy, I'm a good guy directly.

Did Jiang Chen take the wrong medicine, why did he suddenly become so polite?

As the saying goes, there must be a demon when things are impermanent, and a normal Jiang Chen is still fearful, if this is a demon, then it will be necessary?

Rulai is beating the drum in his heart, but as the ancestor of ten thousand Buddhas, he can't lose his momentum.

Immediately waved his hand and said coldly: "Jiang Chen, this seat remembers the friendship between my Buddhism and Taoism, and does not pursue the rudeness of the others, and quickly explains the intention." If it's not an important matter, let's leave quickly, this seat still has important business......"

Rulai: You are so fine, please leave quickly, I don't want to see you!

When Jiang Chen heard this, he smiled indifferently,

"The Buddha has a lot of opportunities, and I, Jiang Chen, am also busy with official business, and I have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace. Coming here today is naturally an important event. ”

As soon as these words came out, the Buddha was secretly taken aback.

After finishing the calf, it seems that this product will not leave easily.

"What's the matter? But it doesn't hurt to say that. ”

As he said bluntly.

Seeing Rulai's appearance, Jiang Chen couldn't help but smile,

"Don't be afraid, Buddha, although I am escorting the Buddha of West Tianling Mountain to come, I am not asking the master to ask for sin, but I want to make a deal with the Buddha."

"Deal?"

Rulai raised his eyebrows and looked puzzled.

Could it be that he misunderstood Jiang Chen?

"Haha, yes, it's the deal." Jiang Chen smiled and began to explain: "This Buddha once colluded with the demon clan and committed boundless sins, and his crimes should be punished, and heaven will not tolerate it. But after all, this Buddha is a person from the West Heaven Spirit Mountain, even if he wants to deal with it, he must be disposed of by the Spirit Mountain, and I, Jiang Chen, naturally have no right to dispose of it. ”

"But after all, this fang was captured, and the three emperors were bothered to escort it, which cost me a lot of manpower and material resources in the heavenly court. If it is handed over to Lingshan like this, it will be really difficult for him to explain to Heavenly Court. ”

Therefore, I also asked the Buddha to support some military expenses, which can not only demonstrate the prestige of the great religion of the Western Heaven Buddhism, but also allow him to go back to the next place. Wouldn't it be beautiful to kill two birds with one stone! ”

Between talking and laughing, Jiang Chen fully carried forward his brazen spirit, and turned a kidnapping blackmail into a righteous dispatch of troops to encircle and suppress, and licked his face to ask Lingshan for military expenses.

As soon as these words came out, all the Buddhas were shocked.

Made, I've never seen anyone so brazen!

In contrast, Rulai understands it.

It was this Buddha who colluded with the demon clan and was caught by Jiang Chen, and then tied up to Xitianling Mountain and exchanged his life for some resources.

If Rulai gave him what he wanted, Jiang Chen would naturally hand over this Buddha to the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain to dispose of. The disposal of its own people in Xitianling Mountain has always been 'the boundless sea of suffering, and the shore is the shore', as well as 'put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground'.

In layman's terms, it is not handled.

And this time, although Jiang Chen was a little shameless, he went straight and gave Rulai a chance to choose.

Rulai looked contemplative and looked at this Buddha carefully.

Although he is a fresh face, and he has been blocked from the Yuan Shen and the realm, it can be seen from the momentum that cannot be hidden that this is definitely a strong man.

"Could it be the ancient Buddha who burned the lamp, or the strong man secretly cultivated by the two saints of my Buddhism?"

I thought to myself.

No matter who cultivates it, this is the strong man of Buddhism after all, and if it is saved, it will undoubtedly strengthen the strength of Buddhism.

"Let's listen to what this Jiang Chen wants first, and then decide whether to save this person or not."

Rulai thought about it in his heart.

If Jiang Chen doesn't want much, or if it is within the acceptable range of Rulai, he might as well make this deal with Jiang Chen.

Thinking of this, I saw Rulai clasping his hands together, and said solemnly: "Amitabha, Buddhism is compassionate, sweeping the floor for fear of hurting the lives of ants, and cherishing the moth gauze lamp." Mole ants and moths are still like this, not to mention creatures that have cultivated immeasurable eons. ”

"My Buddha is merciful, there is no person who cannot be crossed, although this person has gone astray, but if he can restrain himself from the precipice and put down the butcher's knife, he can also become a Buddha on the ground."

"The old monk is willing to do his best once and try to cross this person."

"Jiang Chen, what do you want?"

At this point, it is a promise.

Jiang Chen smiled when he heard this,

"It is worthy of being the ancestor of ten thousand Buddhas, and it is really happy."

"Since the Buddha has the heart to do great good, he will transform this person into the right path, and become the beauty of a human being."

"In the matter of military spending, the Buddha can just give two or three million faith merits. After all, I, Jiang Chen, am not an insatiable person. ”

Jiang Chen shrugged, looking like he had suffered a big loss.

As soon as these words came out, the entire Great Lei Yin Temple instantly fell silent.

Good guy, my brain was squeezed by the door just now, so I thought that Jiang Chen didn't have bad intentions!

Opening your mouth is two or three million faith merits, do you think that faith merits are cabbage?

Not to mention two or three million faith merits, it is two or three million cabbages, and these three thousand Buddhas can't eat them all for three days.

Two or three million faith merits? Why don't you grab it?

Well? Is it just grabbing?

Oh, that's fine.

No, there is something, and it's a big deal!

"I'll drop a good girl, our Buddha won't agree."

"Although this Buddha is a little different, it is not worth so many merits. If there was nothing wrong with the Buddha, he probably wouldn't have changed ...... bar. ”

"How can you speak, don't talk about this unknown Buddha, even if you sell our Buddha, you can't get so much merit. However, whether there is something wrong with our Buddha or not, it is difficult to say. ”

"Heh, count Jiang Chen's good luck as a thief, if it weren't for the poor state of this seat today, An Neng would let him swagger here!"

The Buddhas were frightened for the sake of merit, but Manjushri still insisted on his own distinctive style.

Of course, in this case, no matter what he says, most of them will be farted by the Buddhas.

At the same time, in full view of everyone, the Buddha is expected by everyone. After hearing Jiang Chen's words, his eyes immediately widened, and he said righteously: "Amitabha, since this Buddha colluded with the demon clan and harmed living beings, he should be guilty of a serious crime and cannot be edified. ”

"Since it was Heaven that sent a strong man to capture it, it will be handed over to Heaven to send it down, whether it is life or death, the old monk doesn't care."

At this point, the Buddha closed his eyes slightly, waved his hand, and motioned to Ananda and Kasa to send off the guests.

As soon as these words came out, all the Buddhas were excited.

Buddhas: Buddha urine, Buddha is fine!

On the other hand, Jizo, the moment he heard this, his heart chuckled. An indescribable sense of loss came over me spontaneously.

Jizo: So, love will disappear, right?