Volume 2 The Imminent Threat Chapter 125 The Idle Aristocrat's Daily Life
"Brother Thurik, what's wrong with you?"
"It's so salty! The saltiness of the dead! It must have been a salt can! ”
Eliza blinked, and took a small spoon, and put a little spoon into her mouth to taste it.
"Hmm! So salty. Eliza also hurriedly poured a glass of water into her mouth to wash away the salty taste in her mouth, "Brother Shulick, it's all so salty, why are you...... A taste of home? ”
After several mouthfuls of water, Fang Qiuling finally recovered.
"I mean, if this thing is served to the guests, then the chef will probably be beaten to death by the guests! So, there is a taste of home. Generally, no one cares about the words at home, salty is salty, at most a few words, nothing ......"
Fang Qiuling was halfway through speaking, and suddenly felt a murderous aura behind him. Looking back, Lily came back at some point, and was standing behind her at the moment. Judging by the nerves bursting out of her smooth forehead, it was clear that she was already in a state of rage.
"This ...... Can you give me an explanation? Shall I organize the language again and say it all over again? ”
Talking bad about people behind his back, he hasn't caught a current one yet. It's not a little bit embarrassing.
“…… Yes! You say! ”
I can't find any weapons in the big cafeteria for the time being, but ...... There are still a few brooms used to sweep the floor!
Fang Qiuling was silent for a while, but what he said was still the same sentence, but he changed his low and affectionate tone: "Lily, the breakfast you made is very homely." ”
- Still trying to tease me?
"Suffer death!"
Lily didn't hesitate to raise the broom and smash it on Fang Qiuling's head. Fang Qiuling immediately fled with his head in his hands, and escaped from the big canteen in embarrassment.
- What bad luck!
Early in the morning, this unfortunate thing happened. Alas...... Don't think about eating breakfast. Lily is on the fire, and the big cafeteria doesn't want to go in for the time being.
"Good morning, Mr. Norne."
"Good morning, Mr. Norn."
"Good morning!"
A greeting rang out all around, and the fastest kitten had completed the final sprint. In line with the principle of running early and eating early, they ran to the big kitchen.
"Good morning, good morning."
Fang Qiuling greeted the kittens with a smile as he walked towards the carriage where he was sleeping.
If you can't eat breakfast in the big cafeteria, then go back to the carriage and open a small stove for yourself.
I'll go back in a while, and I'll have a big meal when I go back. Whether it's hot steamed buns or fragrant beef ramen, it's much better than rice cereal. Elune's local ingredients are indeed very good, but the chefs can't stop each one from paying more attention than the other. Most people are still at the stage of having enough to eat, and the daily food in the village is only a large amount, and the taste or something is enough to taste. Now it's just a matter of eating a few bites and padding your stomach.
Sitting down in the carriage, Fang Qiuling habitually reached into the storage bag on his waist......
- Wait! Where's my supplies! Snacks too! Why are they all gone!
The storage bag was two-thirds empty. Half of the remaining third is weapons, equipment, and magic items, and half is a variety of souvenirs that you plan to bring home. Everyday supplies, first aid kits, and so on are gone!
The contents of the storage bag can also be stolen! What is the situation! It's a big deal...... No, no, wait a minute.
Fang Qiuling slapped himself in the face.
- Forgotten!
Yesterday I threw all the contents of the storage bag in the warehouse. Now except for some of the ingredients that I had to bring back to the rabbit, everything else I had to eat was gone.
Fang Qiuling was a little confused. My stomach rumbled at this time.
I don't feel anything when I usually eat less, and it's noon when I endure it. In my hometown, it is common to eat breakfast and lunch together. But what do you think now...... Why are you so hungry? Lily, you didn't add any mess to the rice cereal, did you?
Fang Qiuling expressed serious doubts. After all, a bowl of ordinary rice cereal can be made saltier than pickles, and it is impossible to eat at all. It's no surprise that Lily added something to the rice cereal. For example, the Temple of Eros has a very famous recipe that players jokingly refer to as the "Elixir of Love". In the game, this thing is a toy that keeps pink hearts popping out of the character's head for five minutes. But in reality...... Fang Qiuling felt that if this secret elixir really had the effect as described, it seemed a little terrifying.
- Lily doesn't have this kind of "strategic weapon" at hand for the time being, right? Probably not! Definitely not!
It is estimated that most of them are not available now, but it is difficult to say in the future. Although the Temple of Eros is a relatively loosely organized temple, the internal struggle among the young ladies is also fierce. However, if there are "foreign enemies" traveling, especially nobles like Fang Qiuling, then they will immediately unite and be unambiguous to the outside world.
In any case, the Temple of Eros is Lily's "maiden home". The "mother's" own people are making trouble, and it's no problem to compare with each other or something. But there are outsiders who want to bully the "mother's family" - hum! Ask us if you say yes!
Fang Qiuling immediately made a decision. In the future, all the food that Lily brings must be treated with caution. The spell of identifying poisons should also be learned as soon as possible. But it's not easy to determine whether the "love secret medicine" is a poison, in case it doesn't come out......
Thinking of this, Fang Qiuling suddenly found that there were girls who posted upside down, well, anyway, it doesn't seem that the person who suffers is me. Isn't it possible to look forward to it a little?
"My lord."
Shino's figure quietly appeared behind him, and a simple greeting made Fang Qiuling, who was secretly rubbing "thinking about bad things", shudder.
"Shino, can you walk with some sound in the future? It's scared to death. ”
Shino turned his head sideways in confusion, and his expressionless face was unmistakably asking: Why?
- They are assassins who wander in the shadows, living in darkness all year round. Walking without a sound is not the most basic operation?
She holds a snow-white rabbit in her arms, and the rabbit's red eyes contrast with the snow-white fur.
Malu meowed and scurried out of the carriage, followed by the orange cat Gunifa.
After two months, the hair on Maru's body has grown a lot, but he hasn't grown much taller. It feels like a little kitten. From Xiao Hanyun picking up the "master" from the pet shop, to accidentally stepping on the fate card Demon Pet, and then coming to Elune together, how can I say that Malu should be more than half a year old. Is a half-year-old cat still so skinny? Fang Qiuling is also raising a cat for the first time, so he can't be sure. What's more, Malu also signed a magic contract with him, and whether the magic pet will continue to grow is also an academic question.
Gunifa seems to have fully adapted to his new look, the orange cat. Its original "big dog" image was fluffy and fat, but now it has somehow changed into a cat, and it is still orange. If you really want to eat a "big orange is important", Fang Qiuling is not surprised.
When Malu saw her master, she immediately came up to show her relatives. Gunifa also came forward with some learning. They circled around Fang Qiuling twice before running away. Judging from the direction they ran, they should have gone to the big canteen to cheat on food and drink.
Shino stroked the rabbit in his arms, tilting his head sideways and not speaking. However, Fang Qiuling immediately understood what she wanted to express.
"Shino, this time it really won't work. I'm not sure if teleportation magic can bring people, and it's not safe to do so. This time I had to forget it. As long as it's OK, I'll take you to play next time, next time. ”
Stare at~~~
Sino didn't speak, still expressing silent protest with his eyes.
The red pupils are so clear that they seem to reflect a human figure. Under Sino's gaze, Fang Qiuling felt guilty. But the matter of teleportation and crossing really needs to be cautious and cautious, and without doing live experiments, I really don't dare to rashly take people through directly. The kind of rabbit that Sino was holding now was caught and prepared to be the first test subject, so Fang Qiuling had no choice but to hide his face and retreat now.
The carriage can't stay here, where else can I go now?
Before I knew it, a well made of blue bricks appeared in front of me. At the well, Pastor Ed was bathing shirtless. I saw him pull up a bucket of well water and pour it from the top of his head to the soles of his feet, and then pull up another bucket of well water and pour it on his head. A white mist rose from Pastor Eddard's body, and it was unknown whether it was the steaming water or the heat emanating from his body.
- Take a cold shower in the winter, old Ed, you are really a monster!
The well water was not poured on him, but Fang Qiuling still sneezed solidly.
"Good morning, Mr. Norne."
Pastor Ed noticed Fang Qiuling's arrival and said hello very casually. He kept moving his hands, and then pulled up another bucket of well water and poured it straight on his head.
Pastor Ed usually wears a voluminous priest's robe, and his figure is not visible. In his thirties, he is a priest again, and even if he doesn't have a general's belly when he takes off his priest's robe, he should have a little bit of a small belly. But I didn't expect to see an eight-pack abs!
I touched my belly, although it was not soft, it was firm. However, compared to Pastor Eddard's eight-pack abs, this is not half a star. If you say you don't envy, it must be against your heart.
"Good morning...... Old Ed, I really didn't see it. You're so good after taking off your clothes, you're pretty strong! This body of meat is really amazing! It's no problem to participate in the catwalk! ”
"Meat? Catwalk? ”
Pastor Ed did a classic muscle-flexing move. The biceps muscles of the upper arm bulge and echo with the pectoralis major muscle, making it extremely robust. However, he didn't quite understand the meaning of the words in Fang Qiuling's words.
"In my hometown, it's enviable to have strong muscles. In order to be able to train such a muscle, many people have to work hard. It is necessary not only to increase the amount of exercise, but also to arrange a reasonable diet. Old Ed, if you go, you will definitely be able to fire, and the title of a bodybuilder is appropriate. If you participate in a bodybuilding competition, you might even get a championship trophy. ”
Pastor Ed's usual calm demeanor, coupled with his status as a pastor, gives people the first impression of an unsmiling antique. However, if you look closely, especially after taking care of your beard and changing into a well-fitting clean clothes, Pastor Ed is still very attractive, and he is definitely the kind of "uncle" that the little girl likes.
"Mr. Norn. I don't know what life was like for the upper nobility. But after listening to what you just said, bodybuilding or something...... It feels pretty bad. ”
"Oops?" Fang Qiuling was a little puzzled, "How can you say it's bad?" Bodybuilding is the sculpting of the body, emphasizing muscles, a combination of robustness, strength and beauty. ”
Today's bodybuilding competitions are very serious, and world-class world competitions are held from time to time. Although Fang Qiuling didn't see it much, he still heard about it. But when it comes to Pastor Ed, how did it get bad?
"No, I don't think so. I think it's a rotten, depraved act. Showing off a certain part of the body and emphasizing the strength of the muscles is no different from 'entertaining people with sex'. In the past, it was to confuse people with women, but now it has added men. Mr. Norne, I have to say that the nobles are getting more and more degenerate. ”
Fang Qiuling was speechless.
It's good to talk about bodybuilding, how can you talk about it and go straight to the next three roads? Old Ed, are you a priest who serves the gods, how can your ideas be so dirty. Although I have known for a long time that you have always had an opinion on the nobility, this is a bit too much.
Now that the words have come to this point, Fang Qiuling doesn't plan to say anything more. What's more, he was also born as a working person, and his recognition of aristocratic identity is not high. Pastor Ed should misunderstand if he wants to misunderstand, and if he wants to think in the bad place, he will think in the bad place.
So after a moment of silence, Fang Qiuling gave up his hand and decisively flashed.
- Farewell!
After getting up early in the morning, I ran to the big cafeteria, and after being chased away by Lily, I walked all the way back to the sleeping carriage. In the carriage, he was full of guilt for being looked at by Shino, so he had to slip away. slipped to the well and was caught by old Ed, and was inexplicably scolded, and was almost considered to be a back-to-back mountain......
If you run a circle in these three places, it is basically equivalent to a circle in the village. After going around in a circle, there seemed to be nowhere to go, and his stomach was still empty, Fang Qiuling couldn't help but feel a little depressed,
What were you doing at this time the other morning?
Fang Qiuling thought for a moment: it seemed that he was reading a book, or practicing swords, and he was also preparing textbooks for alchemy courses.
Today...... I don't have to do any of these things today, and the thought of going home is bigger than anything else now. You can't read a book, and it is estimated that you will start to be in a daze when you hold a book; When you are undecided, it is best not to practice swords, otherwise it is easy to injure yourself; The teacher who is in class will go home today, so there will definitely be no class today, and there is no need to prepare textbooks or anything for the time being.
INTERVIEWER What else can be done to pass the time?
Fang Qiuling walked around the village aimlessly.
The village is in order, and the kittens who have finished breakfast have started their day's work.
It's true that the snow covers the mountains, and the cats can't go to the mountains to look for mountain vegetables and hunt. But even if you don't go up the mountain, there is still a lot to do in the village. For example, the snow on the roof should be removed, otherwise the accumulated snow for one night will easily collapse the house that is not very strong; There is a hole in the big canteen near the door, and it must be patched as soon as possible, otherwise there will always be cold wind drilling into the house, which will cause the temperature in the house to drop a lot; Horses in the barn need to be cared for, feeding, brushing, and care are essential.
- Forget it, go straight to the open space in a daze, and open the door and go home when the time is up!