Volume 3 The Chaos of the Present Chapter 5 A war sparked by a jar of caviar

Outside the elevator, Ono was relentlessly teaching her sister, who was only a few minutes earlier than her.

"Sister Bunny! How can you ...... like that?"

The stunned eyes belonged to Xiao Ye, she first grabbed her sister's long ears and dragged her off Fang Qiuling's body, then pulled her aside and bit her ear quietly.

"Sister Xiao Xiao......"

"Yes, but I'm not ......"

"That's ...... Brother Thulick ......"

"Sister Xiao Xiao......"

Fang Qiuling was very curious about what the two rabbit-eared loli were talking about, because he heard his name and Xiao Hanyun's nickname appear repeatedly, and they seemed to be arguing about something. But the voices of the two little ones were very light, even if Fang Qiuling's perception had exceeded three energy levels, and his hearing had also been greatly improved, he still couldn't hear it.

"Brother Shulick," Satsuki looked at the two whispering sisters, and then asked in a tone full of curiosity, "Why did you hug the little rabbit?" ”

Satsuki's eyes blinked, full of curiosity, in stark contrast to the sternness on the roof before.

Fang Qiuling untied a storage bag around his waist and handed it directly to Xiao Yue: "I got some local souvenirs and came back, there is a big jar of homemade caviar in it, it seems to be very good." Bunny is crazy. ”

The untied storage bag is full of Elune's souvenirs, so I'll leave it here for the time being, and when it's time to go to Elune, I'll ask them to get the storage bag back.

"Caviar!?"

Satsuki's ears suddenly stood up, and they were stretched straight. She took the bag and flipped the caviar jar out. The mud seal on the ceramic jar had just been opened, and even if the rabbit sealed it back and strengthened it with magic, there was still a strong fishy fragrance entrenched on the mud seal.

Satsuki's small nose twitched a few times. The fishy fragrance circled around in her nose a few times, and Xiao Yue immediately revealed a full of surprise. She kissed the ceramic pot and hugged the pot with an intoxicated face.

"I love caviar the most! I love caviar the most! Brother Thurik, I love you! I love you! ”

The little rabbit who was arguing with Ono all the time, a spirit, looked up and saw the caviar clay pot in Satsuki's hand.

"Satsuki! That's not right! It was a gift from Brother Thulick, it was my caviar! ”

The little rabbit pounced desperately.

"Yours? Wrong! Up for grabs! ”

The two rabbit-eared Lori suddenly made a mess.

Ono behind the rabbit has completely fallen into a state of stupor, and it seems that the whole person has turned gray and white.

One of my sisters just hugged the man and shouted, "I like you the most", and then another sister started to shout "I love you".

- You two are going to me off directly, aren't you? Do you know that he is Xiao Xiao's sister's boyfriend!

Fang Qiuling was already dumbfounded.

- What's going on? It's just a jar of caviar, what's wrong with you? Years of sisterhood are gone? You know that you are not the kind of plastic sisterhood, you are blood related, real sisters!

"What's wrong with them?" ”

A question was heard beside him.

Fang Qiuling replied casually [Karthus lingua franca], "It's nothing, probably it's something I like when I meet it......"

- Wait a minute, why is this voice so familiar?

Fang Qiuling raised her head, and a beautiful girl with short hair and a shawl appeared in front of her.

He has short blond hair, blue pupils, and fair skin, and is a Westerner. But her facial features are very delicate, with big eyes and small lips, which are very in line with the aesthetic views of the Orientals. What's more, this pretty girl looks familiar and familiar......

Fang Qiuling quickly thought of the question just now. The phrase was in Elune's language, and it was not only pronounced and grammarly standardized, but also had a slight local accent...... It should be Serradia's accent.

"Are you...... Lily! ”

"What's wrong?" ”

Lily casually brushed the strands of hair that hung down in front of her eyes to the back of her head. She didn't understand the first half of the sentence, but the second half was calling her name, and the pronunciation of the name was the same whether it was in Elune or in the present world.

【Karthas lingua franca】"You ......"

Lily's image at this moment had changed drastically, and it was very different from the female paladin wearing heavy armor and holding a sword that Fang Qiuling came into contact with every day.

When she was in Elune, Lily's daily clothes for changing the paladin armor were only knights' clothes, although they were okay to wear, and they could boast about being beautiful, but this was mainly due to her own good conditions and standard hangers.

At this moment, she changed into a simple off-white dress, the dress fitted very well, and perfectly showed Lily's slender figure. The shoulder-length short hair is simply groomed and tied with a bow with a ribbon of the same color, which looks both playful and cute.

The simple dress perfectly shows the softness of the girl. Lili, the "violent woman" who draws her fist at the slightest disagreement, actually has such a side, and the great contrast makes Fang Qiuling can't help but look straight.

Lily turned her head slightly in confusion, and the simple "tilted head kill" immediately gave Fang Qiuling a critical blow.

【Calthacean lingua franca】"Lily, you are so beautiful today......"

The admiration of beautiful things is an instinct. Therefore, Fang Qiuling couldn't help but send out words of praise.

【Karthusian lingua franca】"Ah...... Thank you. ”

Lily blushed. The slight flush made her even more beautiful.

The air in the elevator seemed to become ambiguous unconsciously. However, in the next moment, a ceramic jar blocked the sight of the two people, and even almost pasted directly on Fang Qiuling's face.

"Wow!"

"Be careful!"

Fang Qiuling's eyes were quick, and he immediately reached out and dragged the ceramic jar. Two gasps of relief followed.

"You are! It almost broke! If you break it, you won't be able to eat it, and everyone will have nothing to eat! ”

"It's you! You threw it up! How can I be blamed for this! ”

The ceramic jar flew out of his hand, which made Satsuki and Bunny stop playing for a while. However, the two rabbit-eared Lori are still a little reluctant, and it seems that they may continue to fight at any time.

"I'll confiscate this thing first!" Fang Qiuling decisively put the ceramic jar into the storage bag, "I will return it to you if you don't make trouble." ”

Although I really don't plan to think about Lily, after all, the long-distance relationship is already miserable, so how can it be possible to get to the end after being separated by two worlds? So it's better to say Xiao Xiao. But men think with their lower bodies. Seeing a beautiful woman in front of you, it must be a lie to say that you are not tempted.

The atmosphere just now was just right, but it was suddenly interrupted, and Fang Qiuling was a little annoyed.

And the two culprits who ruined the atmosphere, Satsuki and Little Rabbit, they glanced at each other, snorted in unison, and turned their heads awkwardly.

"Humph!"

The sight of each other just now seemed to ignite the air, and at that moment there seemed to be a faint electric light beating.

- Is this a delusion? Or is it a collision between spiritual forces, interfering with the supernatural phenomena caused by the present world?

After the annoyance, Fang Qiuling felt more strange.

The little rabbit is a chef rabbit, and it is normal to like food and rare ingredients. Although other ingredients also show liking, how can caviar reflect like this?

What is Satsuki's situation? Love seafood, especially caviar?

The two of them are not stingy girls either. Usually very humble, how can it be ......

The two parties were making trouble, and Fang Qiuling had no choice but to set his eyes on Xiao Ye, who was in a sluggish state.

"Ono, Ono?"

Xiao Ye didn't react, Fang Qiuling had no choice but to reach out and drag her.

Rabbit-eared loli are short, and the most conspicuous thing is the ears on their heads. Therefore, Fang Qiuling's hand naturally landed on Ono's ear.

- Ugh!

Good soft ears. No wonder Satsuki is training people...... When training the same clan, I like to pull my ears, and I don't resist when I pull one accurately.

Ono's eyes rolled, apparently noticing that someone was pulling her ear. When he looked up, he suddenly jumped high and snatched his ears back.

"Don't touch people's ears!"

She glared angrily at Fang Qiuling

- It's all you, you just provoked Sister Rabbit and Sister Xiaoyue, are you going to provoke me again! If you dare to provoke me, I will ......

Ono's slightly angry gaze froze.

- I can't help it...... Mommy, help! Is this the destined fate of our Mingshi family?

Fang Qiuling noticed Xiao Ye's angry gaze, but he didn't care, thinking that he had accidentally used some force and made Xiao Ye hurt: "Xiao Ye, Xiao Ye, I want to ask about the ...... caviar."

"Caviar?"

"That's right, caviar." Fang Qiuling pointed to Xiao Yue and Xiao Rabbit, who were angry with each other, "What is the situation between the two of them?" ”

"Oh......"

As he spoke, the elevator made a soft "ding" sound, and then the elevator doors opened.

A group of rabbit-eared loli walks out of the elevator. They were chattering, and a few of the little ones were still holding ice cream cones in their hands. I think I've just had lunch.

"Sister Satsuki is good."

"Sister Rabbit, Sister Ono is good."

The rabbit-eared lolias greeted happily.

"Hello, hello...... Let's take a lunch break, there are a lot of things to do in the afternoon. Ono replied casually, waiting for the little ones in the elevator to get out of the elevator, and then continued, "Yes......"

Satsuki and Rabbit's ears twitched, and the two of them coincidentally clamped Ono left and right, and then pulled Ono's mouth left and right.

"Uh-huh!"

Ono's voice immediately changed to an alien language.

"Shh

They made a silent gesture at the same time, and then worked together to put Ono into the elevator one left and one right. Seeing this, Fang Qiuling also hurriedly pulled Lily into the elevator.

Waiting for the elevator door to close, the two of them let go of Ono. Ono was already in a state of rage.

"What's wrong with you?" didn't need Ono to speak, Fang Qiuling asked directly, "Isn't it just a bottle of caviar?" As for ......"

What responded to Fang Qiuling were two pairs of big sparkling eyes.

"What are you ...... doing?"

Xiao Yue crossed her waist with one hand and gestured with the other: "Brother Xiulik, you don't understand." Caviar is everything, caviar is life! ”

Little Rabbit crossed his hands on his hips, straightened his flat chest and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes." Brother Thulick. As long as there is caviar, I am willing to do anything! ”

"What are they talking about?" ”

Lily was very curious about Xiaoyue and Xiaotu's actions, so she pulled the corner of Fang Qiuling's clothes and asked.

"Do you know caviar?" They say caviar is all they have. Fang Qiuling dealt with Lily with a word, and then set his eyes on Ono.

——— these two rabbits are completely unable to communicate now. It is estimated that most of their brain tissue has also become caviar-shaped.

Ono glared at his two sisters angrily, and then said in a tone full of helplessness: "Brother Shulick, most of our clansmen have a symptom called 'Altz Drora protein addiction'. There are usually no adverse reactions to this symptom, but once Altz Drola protein is ingested, it will enter a state of hyperactivity for a short time. It's like...... It's like a cat meets catnip. ”

Ono's example is very straightforward and very concise. Even if you don't understand the previous "Altz Drora protein addiction", as long as you know how cats react when they encounter catnip, you can understand what the symptoms are.

Fang Qiuling blinked: "In other words, the caviar will contain this ...... 'Altz Drola protein'?" ”

"Yes, and it's not low. According to research, this particular protein is mainly born by combining sodium chloride with certain substances in fish eggs whose composition is not identified. The better the quality of the caviar, the higher the content of this particular protein. The longer it takes to get into the euphoria......"

"Isn't this just the same as that......

"Can't say that. Altz Drora protein addiction has no side effects, no physical dependence, and no mental damage. And ......," Ono pointed to the rabbit, "encountering some stupid people with special physiques will also have the effect of strengthening memory and improving reaction speed." ”

- Rabbit Mint for the rabbits.

Fang Qiuling basically grasped the situation: "Then Xiao Ye, you belong to that kind of person, you don't have this kind of addiction, right?" ”

Ono nodded: "Yes." ”

"Hehe, they just brought you in, that is, they don't want anyone else to know that there is a big jar of caviar here."

Satsuki and Bunny began to whisper on the side. The "battle" between the two men just now made them realize that "force cannot solve the problem", so it is clear that negotiations are now underway.

- First of all, unanimously external. This jar of caviar can only be distributed by the two of us, no third person is allowed to join!

- Secondly, the location of the caviar can only be known by the two of us, and it is not allowed to tell the third person!

- Thirdly, the distribution should be reasonable. Both parties must be present at the same time before the mud seal can be opened!

- Finally, in the presence of any third person, it is strictly forbidden to talk!

The two rabbit-eared loli confirmed "each other's rights and obligations" and then shook hands to signify the agreement.

By the time their agreement came into effect, the elevator stopped.

With a "ding" sound, the second basement floor arrived.