Chapter 742: Sunset Fragrance Remains, Wash Your Heart!
"Amitabha, the two of you are destined for me in the West!"
As soon as Zhun Ti appeared in front of the two, he opened his mouth to be this classic line.
When Jiang Chen heard this, his face turned dark,
"I specify that I have nothing to do with you in the West, but I have a subcouplet here, which I wrote specifically for the Western Heavenly Buddhism. Thinking about which day there will be a chance, I will help you frame it on the door frame outside the Great Lei Yin Temple. ”
"Do you want it?"
Between the words, Jiang Chen subconsciously protected Qingluan behind him.
"Couplet? Hehe, interesting, Jiang Chen Xiaoyou might as well talk about it. ”
The Zhun Ti Sage said with a mocking face.
Jiang Chen cleared his throat,
"Ahem, listen up, the upper link is, the sunset is fragrant, wash the heart a little. The next link is, the fire is cold, to tie the horse tightly. ”
"How's this couplet?"
Before the words fell, the saint was led forward.
His eyes were gloomy, and he looked at Jiang Chen,
"You're looking for death."
The leading saint said coldly.
Beside him, the smile on the face of the Zhun Ti Saint subsided, and was replaced by coldness and murderous intent.
Seeing the reaction of the second release in the west, Jiang Chen just sneered, but Qingluan behind him was puzzled.
"I think this couplet is quite poetic, why are they so angry when they hear it?"
Qingluan wondered.
Jiang Chen smiled,
"This couplet, in fact, is two anagrams, the so-called sunset incense residue, that is, 'incense' to a 'day', there is only a 'he' word left. Washing away the mortal heart is to remove one of the points from the word 'fan', and it becomes a 'few' word. On 'He' and down 'several', what is this word? ”
"Bald?"
Qingluan said tentatively.
Jiang Chen nodded, and said: "When the fire is exhausted, the word 'furnace' is a 'fire', and there is only one 'household' left." To tie the horse to the horse, it is to add a 'horse' next to this 'household'. Left 'horse' right 'household', what is this word? ”
"Donkey."
Qingluan said bluntly.
"Connect and read together."
"Bald Donkey...... Burst! ”
Qingluan couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Although in this case, it is not suitable for laughter.
Moreover, Qingluan is also professionally trained, and generally does not laugh unless he can't help it.
Now Qingluan finally knew why when Jiang Chen said this couplet, the Western Second Interpretation was so angry.
Not only did they scold them openly, but they also had to be framed and installed on the gate of the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven.
Look, is this a human thing?
However, a way like Jiang Chen scolds people has strict requirements for the IQ of the person being scolded.
If the IQ of the Western Ershi is a little lower, it is estimated that this couplet is really regarded as two sentences to warn the monks, but the heart is mortal, abide by the revelation of the heart ape, and it is introduced to the Three Realms and hung on the gate of the West Tianling Mountain.
Qingluan forced a smile, but Jiang Chen didn't care about these at all, and said with a straight smile: "Yes, that's right, it's a bald donkey." ”
"Oh, when it comes to the allusion of 'bald donkey', it has to start from a long time ago......"
Jiang Chen talked eloquently, and the face of the second release of the West became more and more gloomy.
"Jiang Chen, do you know what you're doing?"
The leading saint said coldly.
Jiang Chen shrugged his shoulders,
"Of course, I've never been so clear about what I'm doing."
"It's just that I'm a little bit unsure, what do you want to do?"
"In the Three Realms, I often heard the Buddha and the monks say that the so-called bald donkey is a high monk. I was praising the two eminent monks, but instead of appreciating them, they got angry, which made me a little confused. ”
"Could it be that the two of you, as the founders of Western Mahayana Buddhism, are not as good as a monk in the mortal world?"
"That's a bit unreasonable."
Jiang Chen smiled indifferently.
From beginning to end, it seems that the West II has not been released in his eyes.
Of course, Jiang Chen knows his own family affairs, don't look at himself as stable as an old dog on the surface, but in fact, he is also panicked.
Just now, the moment the Holy Domain descended, Jiang Chen clearly felt that there was a strange movement above the Shangqing Holy Order.
If nothing else, the Tongtian Sect Master had already sensed that he had come to the Outer Heavens.
Now, in the face of these two saint powerhouses, Jiang Chen was not sure to fight them head-to-head at all.
It is the best policy to delay time and stick to the waiting for help.
"Jiang Chen, you don't pretend to be stupid here, how did you enter the outer heavens, and you didn't recruit from the truth!"
The Zhun Ti Sage asked.
When Jiang Chen heard this, he pretended to be surprised and said, "It turns out that the two of you are part-time security personnel from the outer heavens, and they are here to arrest the smugglers?" ”
"This job is very easy, is there any way, why don't you introduce me to one?"
"As a token of gratitude, I will give the two of you a hand-copied couplet from my Jiang Chen's hand, and I will also deliver it to your door and help you stick it on the gate of the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain."
Jiang Chen said with a smile.
The Second Western Interpretation: "......"
"I'm Cao, don't step on the horse and mention the couplet again, believe it or not, this seat will slap you to death!"
The Zhun Ti Sage threatened.
Jiang Chen spread his hands,
"Two, calm down, if you really dare to slap me to death with one palm, you won't talk so much nonsense to me."
Between the words, Jiang Chen also raised his eyebrows at the second interpretation of the West.
That look, it's really a lot of underbeating.
When the two Western interpretations heard this, they couldn't help but glance at each other, and their faces showed solemn expressions.
"Hmph, it's worthy of Jiang Chen, it's really smart."
"You're right, if you're in the Three Realms, we can use your excuse to make a big fuss about the Ushering Temple, and kill you. Even if the Tongtian Sect Master makes trouble in Zixiao Palace, it will be our reason. ”
"But now it's different, if you smuggle from the Three Realms to the Outer Heavens, you will inevitably have the imprint of the Heavenly Dao on your body."
"Tell me honestly, where did this Heavenly Dao imprint come from, was it secretly given to you by the Tongtian Sect Master?"
The leading saint said coldly.
"Why are you so sure, I have the imprint of the Heavenly Dao on my body, can't I rush up on my own?"
Jiang Chen said with a straight face.
When the West heard this, he smiled disdainfully,
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"That path to heaven is not only made by distorting the power of heaven and earth, but also penetrating the Seven Heavenly Palaces of the Outer Heavens."
"Under the seventh pressure, under the saints, no one can live."
"You will never be able to rush to the road to heaven on your own, because no one knows the road to heaven better than me!"
The second release of the West said firmly.
"So, it must be that the Tongtian Sect Master secretly gave you the Heavenly Dao Brand, yes or no?"
The Zhun Ti Sage asked.
When these words were spoken, the eyes of the two were full of eagerness.
Although every saint has the ability to give the Heavenly Dao brand, without consulting Hongjun Dao Ancestor, he is good at making claims and giving the Heavenly Dao brand to his disciples. Moreover, this person is still Jiang Chen, who is feared by all the saints, and the heavens are outliers!
This kind of transgression will inevitably cause the Tongtian Sect Master to be severely punished.
As long as Jiang Chen admits it, or nods, they can ruthlessly rectify the Tongtian Sect Master.
This is also the reason why the Western Second Liberation only trapped the two of them in the Holy Domain, but did not kill them.
Because in their eyes, no matter how hard Jiang Chen jumps, he is only a quasi-saint after all.
Under the saints, they are all ants.
Everything Jiang Chen has done, in their eyes, is at best just a child's play.
Defeating the Tongtian Sect Master, who has been opposing them, is the most important thing.
"If I say it, you'll let us go, won't you?"
Jiang Chen asked.
The Zhunti saint patted his chest,
"That's natural, as long as you say that this Heavenly Dao Brand is given by the Heavenly Sect Master, we will let you go."
This is said to be comprehensive and leaky.
When Jiang Chen heard this, he smiled mysteriously,
"Okay, don't you want to know, then I'll tell you now."
"This Heavenly Dao Imprint ......"
At this point, the voice stopped abruptly.