When facing beautiful women, men's expressive desire is often greatly magnified. How do you do that...... It's almost the same as the male peacock that opens in front of the female peacock.

The male peacock will unfurl its beautiful tail feathers and dance a courtship dance in front of the female peacock to gain the attention and pleasure of the female peacock.

In other words, if it is a human being, a brave man will choose to go up directly to talk, and the success or failure basically depends on the face. Those who are slightly less courageous will choose to come up and ask for a WeChat, to be honest, they still look at their faces. If you have the heart or the guts, then just look at the side a few more times, and then ...... And then there will be no then.

This courtship behavior causes a large amount of blood to accumulate in the lower half of the body, resulting in a lack of blood supply to the brain. In addition, men will have mentally retarded behaviors such as IQ not being online, declining intelligence, trying to think with the lower body, and so on.

As a man, Fang Qiuling is certainly not exempt from vulgarity. On weekdays, he also brushes up on short videos of young ladies dancing, and there are some discordant data in several hidden folders on the computer hard drive.

Before he became an Adventist, he had also met some girls under the arrangement of his parents, but all of them were blown without exception.

You must know that the male peacock also needs a certain foundation to open the screen. Without beautiful tail feathers, even if the screen is opened frequently, it will not attract the attention of the female peacock. The same applies to human society. There are many ways to please girls. For example, humorous conversation and strong physique; For example, outstanding talent and outstanding literary brilliance; Another example is that there is a mine at home......

Fang Qiuling's family definitely didn't have a mine, so he had to start from other aspects. But it's a pity that he can't be a martial artist.

The text is not written - it can't be rhetorical, and it's not sweet enough; He also lacks a sense of humor in his words and only tells bad jokes. Literary accomplishment or music cells or something, I'm sorry, it's okay to entertain yourself, it's impossible to attract the attention of girls.

Wu Bu - his usual hobbies are anime and video games, and if it's not a dead house, it's also classified as a half-house. The place where others hang out is the gym, and the clothes are pulled up to be six-pack abs. The place where he haunts is the computer desk at home, and he squats for half a day or a day, and there is happy water on the table. There is only one ab after the clothes are pulled up!

It is difficult for such a man to please a girl, so he has to silently exude the fragrance of a single dog......

The information revealed in the words of the girl in front of her, the fire-haired lady actually discussed it secretly with the god of secrets. The content of the discussion is unknown, but judging from the meaning revealed by the Secret Lady, the methods and strategies adopted by the Lady of Fire are quite obvious, and it is actually a beauty plan!

Which of the 36 strategies is the most tasteless? Fang Qiuling believes that there is no doubt that there must be a number of beauties. The phrase "losing the lady and breaking the army" is talked about by many people. And those who rely on beauty and entertainment to get to the top are what kind of heroes and heroes! If there is that guy who doesn't have long eyes, he dares to use beauty tricks to deal with ......

Fang Qiuling said that this can be had!

- Just come at me! Much more! I won't refuse to come!

Of course, the above is not possible.

After several deep exhalations in a row, Fang Qiuling finally let his slightly hot face cool down. Then, with great perseverance, he put down the hand that was on the girl's waist.

"Huh? What's wrong? ”

As if sensing that the palm around her waist was missing, the girl made a puzzled sound.

"No, nothing ......"

"It's just something!"

She turned her head sideways and looked at Fang Qiuling's side face. The more I looked, the more smile I had on my face. Because under her gaze, the face that had just regained its calm began to heat up again.

"That...... Men and women don't kiss, can you let me go first? ”

In order to avoid that he really fell for the beauty trick, Fang Qiuling tried to retreat from the girl's arms. However, he didn't dare to break free with force, let alone touch the girl's body with his hands, so he had to retreat little by little.

"Don't! Don't let go, don't let go, don't let go! ”

But the girl hung on Fang Qiuling's body like hugging a bear. Fang Qiuling took a step back, and she took a step forward on tiptoe, not letting in at all.

After a few steps, Fang Qiu's inspiration touched the wall with his back, and there was nowhere to retreat.

“……”

Fang Qiuling was very angry in his heart, but he had no way to deal with the kraft candy hanging on his body.

- You dignified goddess, you actually use such a tasteless method of seducing sex! Can you still talk well!

As if hearing his heart, the girl pursed her lips and showed a sad expression.

“…… Well, let go and let go. ”

The girl pouted and reluctantly let go of her hand.

After letting go of her hand, the girl began to blink her eyes, and soon tears swirled in her eyes, and she looked like she was crying.

The beauty was in tears, and Fang Qiuling immediately thought that he had done something heinous. But he soon realized that this was "acting", and it was more exquisite acting than the current world-class stars. I know how many catties I have. To make the gods cry, I'm afraid it's a dream! So he gritted his teeth and ignored the beauty in front of him as much as he could.

"Ahem...... coughed lightly, making his voice as low as possible, Fang Qiuling asked with twelve points of caution, "Madam, it's so late, do you have anything to tell me?" ”

Let's get down to business. This person who used séance to descend to the mortal must have a purpose, or first understand what her purpose is, and then think of measures to deal with it. And the one in front of him is a temporary incarnation of the gods after their arrival, and it is not ashamed to put a lower posture.

However, the girl's answer was still full of ambiguity: "Hi! Can't I come to you if there's nothing to do? ”

Fang Qiuling wanted to say "yes, no", but just this thought surged in his mind, and a murderous aura began to surround him, so he had to change his words: "...... Of course you can come to me if you have nothing to do. But I think the lady ...... You're not like that kind of person, the kind of person who likes to chat, who likes to gossip. ”

"Humph!" A snort from the nose with a pronounced petty temper, "Who said I don't like chatting and gossip anymore?" People love these the most! ”

Fang Qiuling wanted to talk about business, but the other party didn't cooperate at all. But a certain word in the words just now made him seem to grasp something, and his expression immediately turned into thoughtfulness.

- Gossip.

Gossip can be seen in the cloud of "Zhou Yi and the Resignation": "The ancients Bao Xi, the king of the world, looked up at the sky, and looked down at the law on the ground; The text of bird watching and beasts is suitable for the place; Take all the bodies closely, take all things far away, so he began to gossip, with the virtue of the gods, and the feelings of all things. ”

The "gossip" mentioned in the conversation between Fang Qiuling and the girl just now obviously does not refer to this, but to the gossip, as the saying goes, "Zhang's family is short".

But both the former and the latter are words that are only available in this world. Perhaps it was Fang Qiuling who accidentally slipped out of his mouth at first and used the idiomatic terms of the present world. But then the girl immediately picked up the words. Apparently she understood not only the original meaning of the word, but also its implications. That means......

"You...... Is it peeping into my brain? Oh, snooping on my memories? ”

"Hmm!"

The girl's eyes widened.

“…… The closer the distance, the better the snooping? ”

The girl's eyes widened.

Fang Qiuling's eyes flashed: "...... Ma'am, do you know that snooping on other people's privacy is ...... It's bad, it's not right. ”

There was no point in discussing moral issues with the gods on high above, so Fang Qiuling could only use "bad" and "very bad" to express his dissatisfaction. As for whether it will be useful or not, will she listen to it...... It's definitely useless, it's definitely not going to listen!

Sure enough, the girl blinked her eyes and immediately began to sell cuteness.

"People, people are just curious......"

Her voice dragged on, as if she was coquettish. After being coquettish, she bent her hand and posed as a cat's paw.

"Meow!"

This blow directly broke the defense. Fang Qiuling felt that his nose was hot, and then a little red blood fell to the ground.

"Wow! You've got a nosebleed! I actually had a nosebleed! Yes! ”

Little stars began to emerge from the girl's round eyes, as if she had discovered a new continent.

Fang Qiuling covered her nose and stepped back again and again, opening her outstretched little hand one after another, her eyes full of resentment.

- Catwoman or something, it's a foul!

The nosebleed quickly stopped. To be exact, those few dots of red stopped when they fell. The bleeding stopped, but the embarrassment was not something that could be eliminated in a moment. But embarrassment is such a thing, as long as you don't care about it, the embarrassment is someone else's, so the trickiest thing at the moment is not embarrassment, but ......

The girl finally discovered that her charm was not because of the lack of air, but because of the forcible restraint of dealing with it. This made the smile on her face brighter and more coquettish.

However, with the action of stopping the nosebleed, Fang Qiuling succeeded...... Successfully distanced themselves. At least not for now, it's not a situation where you look at each other.

“…… Ma'am, can you be a little more normal and communicate in a normal way? ”

Fang Qiuling took several deep breaths in a row before putting down the hand covering his nose.

It's undoubtedly quite beautiful and dreamy to have a beautiful girl upside down, but what if the beautiful girl upside down is obviously ill-intentioned?

"Hehe, of course not! Who told you to seal the spiritual world so tightly, you can only see a little bit. Hum! ”

Seeing that Fang Qiuling began to adopt the posture of "you advance and I retreat" and "you retreat and I retreat", the girl finally stopped.

"It's all about privacy. Ma'am, it's okay to snoop on other people's privacy...... Not good, very bad! ”

The girl pursed her mouth high, and her eyes were full of resentment—no need to guess, this grudge must have been faked! But even if it's pretended, combined

Her actual purpose has been made clear in the words just now: Who made you seal the spiritual world so tightly, you can only see a little bit.

Is this statement true, or is it false? Did she say it on purpose, or did she say it unintentionally?

Fang Qiuling felt that it should be true, but it was a truth taken out of context, which must have a misleading meaning. Whether it was intentional or unintentional, it is certain that it must have been intentional! Will the incarnation of the gods accidentally say something? No way!

With such a preliminary judgment, problems also arise.

Seal the spiritual world so tightly - who sealed it?