Chapter 25: Asking for the Magic Weapon
After watching the ceremony, Bei Ran followed the crowd back to their respective residences, but when he saw that Ji Changkong had not moved, he called him: "The monsters have been burned to ashes, why hasn't Mr. gone back?" ”
Ji Changkong said: "I'll go back, you go first, I still have something to discuss with the Taoist." ”
Kitazme said, "Oh. Just about to leave, he turned his head and caught a glimpse of Keigo on the side, thought about it, turned back again, and went to the two of them. After hesitating for a moment, he opened his mouth and asked Jingwu, "Half Immortal, what kind of treasure is that thing that looks like a little tiger that you just made?" ”
Seeing that she was interested in her magic weapon, Jingwu looked adoring, and a sense of pride arose, so he said, "You are right, it is indeed a treasure." Seeing that you like it so much, it doesn't hurt to show you. ”
He took the little tiger out of his sleeve and demonstrated some of its functions to Bei Ran, which attracted Bei Ran's applause again and again.
This gadget, although less than half a palm's size, is quite useful.
Just as Keigo used it just now, it can breathe fire and burn everything in the world. Twist the switch, adjust the heat to moderate, and it will not be a problem to bake ten sweet potatoes at once.
In its mouth, there is also a 10,000-year-old black iron cast filament, which will not break easily, and can lift things weighing thousands of catties.
In addition to being able to do magic tools and fights, and to be a tool helper, even if you don't do anything, stretch its limb joints, it can also change its shape, become twice as big as before, and make a home ornament for viewing, which is also quite good.
If you ask for the name, Jingwu named it "Tigger", in the past, when Ji Changkong first heard this name, he complained to him: Can you think of a more cheesy name?
Jingwu thinks: How cute it is to call this name, you see that when I pat its head, it jumps and jumps, and it is not right to be called "Tigger".
For what the name of this thing is, Bei Dye doesn't care, but the use of this thing is so much, the design is exquisite, Bei Dye is really in the eyes, put it in the heart.
The next day, Ji Changkong was concentrating on correcting the test papers handed over by Bei Dye on the desk, although Bei Ran was lying on the side to study ink for him, but he was in Cao Ying's heart in Han, and his mind was full of the magic weapon that Jingwu had used yesterday.
sighed: "Sir, you said that the thing that Ye Banxian used yesterday is so magical, if I also have one, then it will be much more convenient for me to do anything in the future." ”
Ji Changkong marked the wrong place on the paper with a pen, and said: "Since you said that he was a half-immortal, and you called him a demon before, why are you still thinking about his things." ”
Kitazye explained: "People are not good, but things are good. I really didn't see that the half-immortal had such a cute thing before, do you think he has a lot of treasures? ”
has been with her for a long time, Ji Changkong has already understood her, and as soon as she stretches out her hand, she knows what flowers she wants to pick. At this time, her face was full of longing and yearning, like the little goldfish she once snatched him. So he glanced at her and said, "You usually take my things, forget it, you still don't have to worry about other people's things." ”
Although the Tigger Keigo really didn't use it much, it was one of Keigo's favorite utensils.
I still remember when I was a teenager, one day Jingwu took it to his palace to play, and when he left, he forgot to take it with him, and he ran over to find it early the next morning. In the end, it took two days to almost turn his Cangwu Palace upside down before he found it under the bed. Since then, he's been even more precious to his thing, and he's never left it with him wherever he goes. It's okay to say anything else, that thing, if you want to take it, I'm afraid it's difficult.
Beiran drooped his eyelids and sighed, since Mr. said so, then he had to give up.
After a while, Ji Changkong handed her the test paper in his hand: "The mistakes marked on it, you take it and read it a few more times, it's best to copy it, so that you will remember it more firmly, and I will check it later." ”
Bei Ran took the test paper and said, "Oh." Then he put his chin on the pile of books, held up the test paper and looked at it nonchalantly.
In the evening, Ji Changkong carried a pot of wine to Jingwu's room to look for him, and when he saw that he was not there, he sat at the table and waited for him.
After a long time, Jing Wu pushed the door in, also holding a wine jug in his hand, and when he saw him, he said happily: "Yo, I'm not wrong, are you waiting for me?" ”
Ji Changkong said: "Yes, I'm looking for you to drink." ”
Jingwu shook his body, sat down opposite him in an instant, saw the wine on the table, hurriedly picked it up, uncorked it and sniffed it, and praised: "Not bad, it's better than mine." So saying, he threw aside the pot he had brought in, put it on the cup on the table, and poured a cup for each of them.
When he was satisfied, Keigo wiped the corners of his mouth and told him about the fun things he encountered when he went to the mountains today. said that this world is indeed much more lively and interesting than the heavenly palace, and if he is free in the future, he will come often.
Ji Changkong listened to Jingwu for a long time, and waited for his excited heart to calm down before he agreed, avoiding those insidious and cunning temples, these secluded mountain villages far away from the rivers and lakes, are indeed very quiet and lovely.
After the two talked a lot about disliking the Heavenly Palace, Ji Changkong asked him: "Your Tigger is still there, I don't think you usually need it." However, Bei Ran saw that you and liked it very much, so why don't you do it as a favor and give it to her. ”
Jingwu's face changed greatly when he heard this, and he immediately turned sideways, covering his arms with both hands, as if he was afraid that the next moment, Ji Changkong would pounce and grab it. "No! I'm just the one I do, although I don't use it much, but I still have to use it, absolutely not. ”
Ji Changkong stroked his sleeves and said, "Okay, I guessed that you wouldn't give it, and it's okay if you don't give it." It's just that...... In this way, Bei Dye will be very unhappy, as soon as she is unhappy, she will run to me all day long to talk and make noise, and when she makes trouble, I can't calm down, and my hands are easy to shake. ”
"I'm panicking, I'm afraid I can't guarantee whether the picture of the celebration of the gods that you asked me to draw for you is correct or not, or if I shake my hand, will there be more than one person and more wood or something. When you take that picture to communicate with Huai Yue, the gods will see it, and with your identity, naturally no one dares to criticize and laugh at you in public, but what is behind this...... It should be fun. ”
After all, we have known each other for tens of thousands of years, and those who know me are like the sky. He has always known that Jingwu loves two things most in his life: magic weapons and face. At this moment, I have to force him to choose between face and magic weapon, I really don't know how he will choose.
Alas, after all, if it weren't for the fact that Bei Ran had taken a fancy to his thing, how could he force his own friend like this. In fact, looking at Jingwu's pitiful appearance that was tangled and difficult to choose, his heart was also uncomfortable, but who told him not to keep it well, so he had to take it out and show it? Yes, blame himself!
Jing Wu stared at him for a while with a strange expression that seemed to have eaten rotten eggs, and then said, "Okay, you're a long sky, but we have also fought together, stolen fairy grass, and watched the friendship between eagles and birds, that's how you treat me?" ”
Speaking of these things, it is inevitable to think of the messes that Ji Changkong cleaned up for him many years ago when he was in the God Realm, so much that it could be written into a book. The title of the book is "One Hundred Ways to Deal with the Aftermath of Others" or "Jingwu Shangshen's Boring Daily Routine of Pulling Friends into the Water".
Every time I think of this, Ji Changkong has to silently recite thousands of times in my heart: careless friends! Careless dating! Accidentally making friends......
He argued: "You forced me to fight with you." You dragged me to steal the fairy grass. You let the eagle you raise to peck at the ribbon bird, and the bird was all over the body, and in the end I apologized for you, and gave him a set of rare sheet music, and he gave up. ”
Jing Wu looked arrogant, Xu felt that it was not worth mentioning, covered his clothes and said, "So what." ”
Ji Changkong said: "So, God, you see...... Do you choose to give Tigger to me, or not to give it? ”
Looking at Ji Changkong's arrogant face at the moment, Jing Wu thought that on the day he first came to the village, at the gate of the village, Beiran said to him: "It is harmful to stay here more", and now it seems that he really responded to that sentence.
Seeing that Jing Wu seemed to be thinking, Ji Changkong added: "If you give it to me, you can take the celebration map of the gods with peace of mind and go to the errand; If you don't give it, the picture I drew when I was disturbed by the North Dye may make you lose face in front of the gods; Or, if you don't give something, you can draw a picture by yourself, which is also the best of both worlds. ”
As soon as he said this, Jingwu seemed to be shaken, and the hand that was holding his clothes tightly before was no longer so tight, and finally gritted his teeth and put his hand down, presumably he had made a decision in his heart.
He groped around for a long time, and said indignantly: "Okay, anyway, I'm beating, I can't beat you; Scolding, if you can't scold her, you two can only work together to bully me. ”
Ji Changkong saw that he had been rummaging around his waist in his arms for a long time, but he didn't find that thing, and the corner of his eye glanced at him, and reminded: "In the sleeve." ”
Jingwu didn't want to give him the things, so he pretended that he couldn't find them everywhere on his body, and said that the things were missing because he wanted to get through the tricks like this. As a result, his careful thinking had already been seen through by Ji Changkong, and his heart was even more hateful. grabbed something out of his sleeve, slapped it on the table, and said, "Rukawa-kun took the things and left, this demon is going to rest." ”
Then he ran to the bed and lay down, pulled the quilt over his head, and covered himself tightly.
When they first met, Keigo was still a high-minded and arrogant teenager who loved to fight with others and collect rare and precious magic weapons and artifacts in the world. After hearing about the great achievements of Ji Changkong from the mouths of the heavenly gods, he looked for the direction pointed by others, found the Cangwu Palace of Ji Changkong, and came to his palace gate every day to guard, insisting on competing with him.
Ji Changkong was worn by him, and finally agreed to fight with him, but he was defeated every time, and every time he lost, he went back to his dormitory in anger to sleep, and did not go out of the room for several days. It wasn't until the immortal envoys in the palace had no choice but to beg Ji Changkong that Ji Changkong personally came to the door to call him, and he was willing to come out.
When the breath was over and he had enough energy, he brought his magic weapon to the door to challenge, and then came back to sleep for a few days, and so on for eight thousand years. Such days finally ended after Ji Changkong deliberately released water and lost it to him tens of thousands of years ago, so that the two could have a normal relationship like other priests, and they didn't have to fight a small fight in January and a big fight in March like before.
But after so many years, he played a little temper as before, Ji Changkong felt funny, and said: "In this case, then I won't disturb the rest of God." "After putting your things away, you're ready to leave.
Jingwu's angry voice came from the bed, "Let's go, let's go, don't bother me these days, and don't call me when you eat." ”
Ji Changkong smiled: "Don't worry, no one will come to call you." Anyway, I won't, and I probably won't. ”
Hearing this, Jingwu became even more angry, saying that he really didn't call it! It's really a wolf's heart and lungs, and it has lost its conscience! After snorting, he kicked the bed board with his foot, then rolled over and turned his face to the other side.
The next day, Bei Ran went to class in Ji Chang's empty room as usual, and as soon as she sat down in front of the desk, she saw the Tigger on the table, she picked it up, looked left and right, and said happily: "Sir, isn't this the magic weapon of the half-immortal?" How did it end up here? ”
Ji Changkong continued what he was doing, without raising his head, and said, "Oh, he said he didn't want it, send it to you." ”
Bei Ran was pleasantly surprised: "Yes, it's good." ”
Ji Changkong said: "Since they gave it to you, you have to thank them, and treat him with respect in the future, don't always shout." ”
Bei Ran carefully held the Tigger, nodded vigorously as if the chick pecked rice, and said, "Mmmm, I know." ”
Seeing Bei Ran's loving appearance, Ji Changkong smiled heartily and said: "In the past two days, I will go to the city with the Taoist chief to do errands, you just stay in the village, don't run around." ”
Kitazan said, "I can go with you." ”
Ji Changkong said: "No, this time you will stay in the village and don't go anywhere." ”
Beiran was surprised: "What is it?" Why can't you bring me? ”