Talking is like a fart, and he blurts out quickly, but how to make him happy has become a problem. The man in white pulled a chair and sat down in front of the glass jar, looking at the little goldfish that hadn't held back a fart for a long time, and said helplessly: "I haven't thought about it yet, I'm leaving." ”

As soon as he heard that he was going to boil water to boil fish soup again, Xiaoyu immediately said, "I have come up with it!" ”

So the man sat down quietly and looked at it with interest.

"I'll tell you a joke, I'll tell you a joke."

The man did not speak, but acquiesced.

"Do you know why eagles fly so high and don't hit the stars?"

"Why?"

"Because the stars shine." After saying that, the man didn't laugh, and Xiao Yu couldn't stop laughing.

The man gave it a blank look: "Boring." ”

Xiao Yu stopped smiling and looked at him blankly: "Ah, isn't it funny?" Then I'll talk about one more. ”

"There is a child named Xiaobai, he looks a lot like his brother, do you know why?"

"Why?"

"Because, the truth is revealed. Ha ha...... Haha......"

The man: "......", and when it had laughed enough, he looked directly at it and said with a serious face: "It's boring." Looks like you can't make me happy anymore, I'm still ......"

"Don't don't don't ......", Xiao Yu was very afraid that he would finish that sentence, and said in a dying struggle: "I still have a trick, I will spit bubbles, I'll spit bubbles for you." ”

The man didn't seem to want to see the show, but nodded anyway.

The little goldfish was happy for a while, and hurriedly said: "Then look at it, I'm going to blow it." With that, it swam a few steps forward, raised its head out of the water, and blew a series of colorful bubbles at the man in white. The bubbles are the size of fists, floating in the air and slowly drifting around, which is indeed a little interesting and romantic. Seeing the cute appearance of Xiaoyu puffing out his cheeks and blowing bubbles hard, the man in white couldn't help but hook the corners of his mouth.

Seeing him laugh, the little goldfish was happier than anything else, cheering in the water, and the fins flapped against the water, causing several layers of splash.

"You're finally happy, can you let me go now?"

The man was silent, a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes, he smiled at the little fish, stood up, and pushed its head back into the water, his face returning to his usual indifference: "I'm not happy." ”

“？？？”

The little goldfish who understood it cried under the water: "You are a fool! You're laughing. ”

The man flatly denied: "I don't." ”

"You ......", sure enough, the brothers and sisters are right, human beings are extremely untrustworthy and vicious people, this time it has seen that it does not even have a little bit of a man's responsibility, dare to laugh and dare not admit it. The little goldfish was so angry that he scolded: "You shameless stinky Taoist." ”

The man wondered, "Who said I was a Taoist priest?" ”

It wiped away its tears, "Dressed in white cloth, isn't it a Taoist priest or something?" ”

"Who told you that if you wear white, you must be a Taoist priest?"

"Anyway, I saw that those Taoist priests were like this, dressed in white clothes and holding a handful of dust whisks in their hands...... By the way, what about your whisk? ”

The man was helpless: "I didn't dust it." ”

"You're so stupid, you've lost all the dust, and you're still a Taoist priest."

“……”

After a moment of relative silence, the little goldfish was still sobbing, and the man in white asked it, "What's your name?" ”

"My dad said my name was Kita-dye."

He took a deep breath and sighed, "The name hasn't changed, but the intelligence is a lot lower." ”

The little goldfish looked at him with a pair of big eyes: "You know me?" So what's your name? ”

The man in white rubbed his forehead, this question was again, and said helplessly: "Ji Changkong." ”

"Ji, long, empty", it read it again, and felt that the name seemed a little familiar, "Then can you let me go?" ”

He looked at it and asked rhetorically, "I let you go, can you guarantee that you won't be caught again?" ”

Bei Ran was a little puzzled: "Why again?" ”

"......", Ji Changkong pinched his forehead again, he really didn't want to say that this was the first time he bought it back from someone else, but it seemed that this was a stupid fish, and his memory was so bad that he almost forgot his name. Every time he rescued it from a fisherman, it would always ask him a question – what is your name? And why is it that as a Taoist priest, he did not dust it.

He didn't want to explain it again, so he said, "You can rest here for a while." With that, he turned around and left again.

However, this time, he still didn't succeed, and the little goldfish shouted behind him with his teeth and claws: "Don't go yet, I have something to tell you!" ”

Seeing that it didn't say anything more about juggling to make him happy this time, Ji Changkong stopped again, "You say." ”

"Come here, it's too far away, I'm afraid you won't be able to hear clearly."

According to the previous experience, Ji Changkong felt that it must still not be well-intentioned, but forgave it for not playing any big tricks, so he passed the letter with suspicion.

He approached the side of the tank, very close to it, but Beiran said, "You get closer." So he came a little closer, only a palm's width from its head.

In the next moment, Bei Ran puffed out his cheeks, and the fish's mouth spat at him hard, spraying his face with water.

Ji Changkong: "......", as soon as he was hit, Bei Ran jumped out of the huge glass jar.

She looked back at Ji Changkong, and saw that the person was still wiping the water on his face, and his eyes couldn't be opened, she was so happy that she laughed at him: "Stupid human, you play slowly, this girl is leaving." With that, she immediately jumped out of the house like a fish.

But the next moment, her screams came from the courtyard.

I saw her lying on the ground like a dog eating, and her feet were bound by a green vine that had become a fine spirit. Ji Changkong walked out of the house, brushed aside a wisp of soaked bangs on the side of his face, and looked at her condescendingly, "It seems that you are more suitable for stewed soup." ”

Beiran lay on the ground, and tears began to rise again: "Can't you really let me go?" How much money do you want, I'll go back and call my dad to give it to you. In fact, I will tell you secretly, I am from the butterfly-tailed goldfish clan, my father is the patriarch, my family is rich, if you let me go, he will definitely thank you. I have more than 300 brothers and more than 200 sisters, all of whom are so beautiful, and if you are not afraid of drowning, I can take you to the bottom of the water to meet them. ”

Ji Changkong didn't say a word, and looked at her for a long time. In the last life, in order to save Ah Xun, Bei Ran dissipated all the immortal power in order to save her life, and then she no longer had to be limited to the age of twenty, and she could live to a natural death like ordinary people. It was also from then that he embarked on a long journey to find the next life of Bei Dye, but he didn't expect to find such a thing now three hundred years later.