Chapter 33 (God Doesn't Know the Restaurant)
After the widow Ma Dazu was injured, she recuperated at Sima Cao at the Black Wind Racecourse for a period of time, and because she couldn't stand the smell of horse urine and horse manure, and because she was not very reluctant with Sima Cao, she resolutely moved back to Yehuling. Sima Cao had no choice but to send it back, and Dou'er also asked for leave to return to the mountain to take care of his mother. During the widow's illness, she had a violent temper, often smashing bowls and pots, scolding and crying, especially when Sima Cao was not there. Dou'er listened, goosebumps rose up on his back, and he couldn't help but say: "Second uncle and uncle, when my father was alive, he never heard him say such foul words, but you listened to my mother's heart with joy, and she never got tired of listening to it, did you learn it from that teacher?"
Sima Cao was stunned, looked at the widow for a long time and said: Originally, this word could not be said, it was also a good word, hidden in the bitter gall, for a long time, after being pressed and squeezed out by your mother, it was inevitable that the taste would become sour, and the smell was stinking, you can't complain about the godfather, your mother originally had the habit of eating stinky tofu, and the godfather could only reluctantly make it difficult to make your mother happy and relieve boredom, otherwise, the pots and pots in this house will be smashed and finished playing in a few days,----- Sima Cao's words are not finished, and he saw the widow slap over, Sima Cao guarded against it, and he had already moved away, pointed to the widow and said to Dou'er: Do you see it, your mother still thinks she is riding on the livestock, say shoot it, "The widow couldn't help laughing, laughed out loud, laughed forward and backwards, tears and snot came out, Dou'er also laughed, and said with a smile: My mother laughs beautifully, the three of them talk and laugh in the house, but the rhubarb in the yard can't bear the loneliness, barking more than once, Sima Cao couldn't help frowning, thinking, this beast always looks at me not very pleasing but I don't know why, but I heard Dou'er say: Second uncle, I went out for a walk with Rhubarb, By the way, get some game back to make up for the mother's body, you and the smell of the mother, I will not be able to disturb--- before the words are finished, then I rushed out of the house with a kick, not much effort, just listen to the dog barking outside gradually drifting away, Sima Cao closed the door, has long been unable to bear the loneliness, and the body pounced, the widow screamed, stretched out the big foot board in the middle of Sima Cao's vital place, Sima Cao snorted again and again, but he couldn't care about much, and made persistent efforts----
Dou'er shoulders with a gun and rhubarb along the edge of the mountains and forests carefully search for traces of prey, Dou'er's marksmanship is taught by his father's hand, blue out of the blue and better than blue, later, simply Dou'er with a gun prey, his father and mother in the back to pick up the prey, after the peak season of autumn, the prey is prosperous, Dou'er is under the guidance of rhubarb, but on the hare class, Dou'er's father picks up and does not offer. And at this moment, it is the season when wild things are flourishing, Dou'er led the rhubarb around for a long time, but he didn't even find half a pheasant, and he couldn't help but be in a daze, thinking, recently, since the appearance of the dryad, but no hunters came up in groups, why is the mountain so clean? I can't help but open my eyes to look around, this look is not tight, Dou'er was surprised a lot, but there are many unknown species under the eyes of the sky, just like the crystal beast in the mythical story told by my father, the pipa chicken, the exquisite rabbit and the like, these monsters are oily and slippery, fat and transparent, eating hares, badgers and rats and the like like eating melon seeds, even locusts and autumn cicadas will not let go, according to my father's description, most of these creatures come from the parasites on the body of the Warcraft, the Warcraft is huge and bloated, and it is difficult to take a bath once in a year or even a thousand years, It is up to these parasites to clean up the filth from the body and, if necessary, suck the excess sperm and blood from the body. The blood of the monster is a great tonic for longevity, and the gods in the heavenly realm all take it as a family necessity, and these parasitic things, from the size of a grain of rice, are as big as a fox rabbit after thousands of years, and its nourishing nutritional value is extremely high, even if the feces pulled out by these species, the plant fungi that grow in the future are either Ganoderma lucidum or mountain ginseng, and they will run and play in the mountains, and it is difficult to collect. According to health experts, according to different years, the nutritional value of a hundred years is different from that of a thousand years. However, these species are not easy to come by. Even the Heavenly Emperor and Queen Mother are regarded as rare treasures, and they are rarely enjoyed several times a year.
Dou'er saw these elves from the eyes of the sky, only to see one by one swimming in the grass, jumping, catching and eating insects, insects, seeing rhubarb, he actually connected his ears, whispered, and his eyes revealed the intention of co-murder, Dou'er couldn't help but be surprised, thinking, it seems that most of the wild things on the Wild Fox Ridge must have been hunted by these elves, and now they are exhausted, and there is no hunger, so they eat the insects, and the insects are eaten, what will happen? Thinking like this, I couldn't help but get pimples all over my body, and I wanted to leave quickly, but at this moment, I saw a hunter-like man, carrying a long cloth bag on his shoulder, and after looking around for a while, he put the bag in the grass, and then the mouth of the bag was propped up and opened, and it didn't take much effort to smell a strange fragrance, even if the rhubarb touched his nose to the ground, and kissed greedily. Looking at those crystal beasts and pipa chickens and the like, they even smelled the aroma, so they desperately followed the aroma to find a source of food. Then he walked around the bag, testing the credibility of the bag, and then exchanged heads and ears, and after discussion, a smaller one climbed into the bag, and the fellow seemed to be feasting on it, and a few people outside couldn't help but be hungry, and scrambled to get into the bag. The man who was guarding the side quietly went over and tightened his bag, carried it on his shoulder, sang a mountain song, and went down the mountain leisurely. Dou'er followed closely behind the man, following in the footsteps, thinking, see what he will do when he catches these guys.
About half an hour passed, Dou'er followed the man to a col near the intersection, where the trees are lush, the bamboo is verdant, and there is a red mansion tiled house looming among them, Dou'er walked closer to watch, but saw that the red mansion was a small yard before, with a few mules and horses tied to it, and five big characters were written in front of the red mansion: "God does not know the restaurant"
Dou'er didn't care about these at this moment, but what was the use of the prey that the man harvested, and saw the man go straight into the back kitchen in the backyard. Then he also quietly entered, hid in a big tree and peeped, only to see the man slam the bag on the ground, the bag made a scream, the man clapped his palms, and picked up a wooden stick with the thickness of a mallet, and beat the bag for a while, until the bag was empty, then stopped, and then untied the bag, poured all these things into a cauldron of boiling water, and told the man, add firewood, but he carried a stick, aimed at the pot, Dou'er felt sad for a while, secretly clenched his fists, and thought, this person is too vicious, Just now it was a group of living beings, and it was immediately destroyed by him, just thinking to himself, but he heard a scream, only to see a crystal beast jump up from the pot, straight to the man's nose bite, the man was not in a hurry, and hit the crystal beast's head head-on, and the crystal beast screamed and fell into the pot.
At this moment, a man who looked like a chef came out of the house, holding a bright knife in his hand, and asked the man, "Are you alright?" The man motioned for him to do it. Then he said: This thing does not need to be peeled and shaved, the whole body is transparent, the whole braised steaming and frying is the best product, and instructed the cook: You can quickly fiddle with it, I will go to the front hall to greet the guests. Presumably, those who came today are all distinguished guests, and they should not be neglected.
Dou'er saw that the man entered the front hall through the back door, and he couldn't bear to look at the bloody scene behind, so he also quietly came to the front, and when he saw that there was no one around, he walked to a hidden window and peeked in. I saw that the living room was wide and spacious, but it was bustling and overcrowded, but all the people were covered with black scarves and only showed their mouths. Sitting precariously without saying a word, Dou'er was very curious, thinking secretly, these people came here to eat this divine thing, but why they were covered with black scarves but they didn't know, they were wondering, but they heard a person sitting by the window whispered: "Owner, eat such a divine object, you must take care of your mind, chew slowly, don't think that they have been made into fried and braised dishes, you can enjoy it with confidence, don't you know, it sometimes suddenly comes back to eat the diners, this kind of case is commonplace, even after a few days, there will be a hissing sound in the stomach--- “
The person who was called the owner of the village seemed to be a little shocked after hearing this, and said: "This is too incredible, it is better not to eat such demonic food, and the province is frightened." After saying that, he wanted to leave the table. But he listened to the man: "Don't panic, listen to me explain it to you, just listen to the man continue: "If you want to make rapid progress in martial arts and increase your skills, this thing is a rare and superior product, these things are rare once in a thousand years,!"
But the man who was called the owner of the farm asked again, "Why do these people wear black scarves like us?"
I only heard the man answer, "You don't know this, and if you eat such demonic beings, you will not be able to make them see your face, and they will also hold grudges, and if they remember, it will be a lot of trouble---
Dou'er listened to the conversation between the two, but his heart has always cared about who the owner of the village is, helpless, he is facing inside, covered with a black scarf, and he is in a hurry, so he opens his eyes of the sky, this look, can't help but surprise Dou'er, this owner turned out to be his Hongyun sister's father Gao Hongtu, and next to him sat a person wearing a straw hat who had been talking like a river, but he didn't know who it was. Looking around again, Dou'er suddenly found that the four people sitting at the table opposite were actually students of the Black Wind Academy. Dou'er couldn't help but be surprised in her heart, her heart was pounding, and she secretly wondered, what are they doing here? Suddenly remembered the words that Feng Han taught him, in recent days, the school has been frequently haunted, so he should not run around, and return to his godfather immediately after school, remember, Dou'er thought so, and couldn't help but move under the window opposite, and then lay on the windowsill to watch the changes. It didn't take much effort, but I heard someone call the four students to the backyard to talk about something, and the four of them stood up and came out. Dou'er dived to the backyard again, only to hear a scream that looked like a chicken but not a chicken, only to see that the cook's hand was pouring blood into a bowl of a killed pipa chicken, and after pouring it, he handed the blood bowl to one of the four people, and warned him, the power of the lightning marten must have known that once he was bitten, it was difficult to survive, and we also tried his best to get him, squatting in the Wild Fox Ridge for 7749 days to catch one, now, you must each drink a bowl of pipa chicken blood, one is for detoxification, and the other is to come, After the lightning marten bites its arm and sucks it, it will be at your will, or it will not obey people, but will suffer from it. After hearing this, the four of them drank the four bowls of chicken blood one by one, and one of them asked, "What about the lightning mink?" The cook brought a cage to the four and asked, "Who is the leader of you?"
One of them stood up and asked, "What's the matter?" The cook said: Stretch your arm to the cage and let the lightning marten bite it, after that, he will obediently listen to you and get into your pocket," the man did not hesitate, stretched his arm to the top of the cage, only to hear a squeaky chirp, the lightning marten really bit the man's arm through the cage, and the blood overflowed along the corner of the lightning marten's mouth, the man frowned tightly and said nothing, allowing the lightning marten to greedily suck his blood. After three or five minutes passed, the lightning marten let go of its teeth and lay lazily in the cage, and the cook opened the cage, only to see the lightning marten swishing into the man's jacket pocket, and there was no movement. The four of them paid the silver taels of the lightning marten, and they wanted to hurry away, but they heard the cook tell him again: Remember, the lightning marten should not feed anything else during this time, and besides, cats and dogs are his natural enemies.
After hearing this, the four of them left in a hurry. Dou'er thought to himself, these four people spent money to buy back the lightning marten but they didn't know why they used it, if they were self-defense, why should they feed it with their own blood, it was too worthless to take such a risk, and they couldn't understand it after thinking about it, so they hurriedly left this place and returned to their home in Yehuling. At this time, the white fox fairy came to visit Ma Dajia, Dou'er was happy for a while but forgot all about it, the white fox fairy saw that Dou'er was elated, and asked him: "Why is Dou'er so happy?"
Dou'er said: Seeing my sister is like this, but I don't know why, Brother Fenghan is also in such a mood when he sees Sister Xue'er, and Dou'er also feels inexplicable," so he asked the white fox fairy: "What has my sister been busy with recently?" ”
The white fox fairy replied: My sister is the same as you, for her own future. Sister can't stay in this barren mountain forever, you have to be like your sister Chixia Chilian, and become a member of the divine realm.
Dou'er's face darkened suddenly, and he asked, "At that time, will it be as difficult for you to come to Yehuling to see me and my mother like them?"
The white fox fairy comforted him and said: Of course not, as long as Dou'er works hard in school, he will definitely be great in the future, maybe he will become a heavenly immortal like his sister,
Ma Dajia said lukewarmly: "My family Dou'er doesn't have that kind of blessing, I can tell you, don't want to separate our mother, and then muttered in a low voice: "I haven't settled the account with you about killing my husband, and I started to beat my son's attention again, what a fox."
The white fox fairy had a slight look of annoyance on his face, but he did not attack, but persuaded patiently; "Demon Sound Fairy, we have a bit of a fairy mind, okay, wow, are you so willing to degenerate into a horse? So vulgar and inferior, I really envy the slim, handsome and wonderful in the clouds, unbelievable, blow the flute to attract the phoenix, if my white fox fairy has such a day, what kind of realm should it be, it's worth dying,"
Ma Dajia looked at the white fox fairy's envious state, and poured cold water and said: "Where do you know the truth that the height is unbearable, that realm, but it is not a place for people to stay, there is deceit and intrigue between gods and gods, don't you see why the magic sound fairy is full of silver hair at a young age?" In the Heavenly Realm, there are many people with red faces and bright heads, do you think they are pretending? No, that's the result of your life-and-death struggle, how dare I love and hate like I am now, although vulgar, but I am comfortable and carefree, I don't want my children and grandchildren to go to any heaven, just guard this wild fox ridge for a lifetime, how good it should be,! I'm afraid that they will do everything possible to deprive me of such expectations.
The two were talking to themselves, but when they saw Sima Cao coming back in a hurry, his face was solemn, and the white fox fairy asked, "Mr. Sima, what's wrong with you?" ”
Sima Cao Dao: Just now Tie Bin sent an urgent letter, Han'er is afraid that something will happen, and now his father is fighting fiercely with the Decepticon gang, but his son has been framed, especially that bullshit protector law supervisor, instigating everyone to impose the crime of killing Teacher Xu on him, alas, this old phoenix, it's really useless, I know that it has nothing to do with Han'er, I can't excuse him, I'm angry"
The white fox fairy said: "In this case, I will go back with you to see if I can help anything." Dou'er also said: Second uncle, uncle, I want to go too"
Sima Cao said angrily: "You turtle grandson, you won't shout Dad, what second uncle, watch your mother here, don't run around, ah,"
Sima Cao was just about to turn around and leave, but he heard Ma Dajia say angrily: "Turtle Sun, you stop for me,"
Sima Cao turned his head, looked at him, and then looked at Dou'er, and saw that Dou'er's eyes were weeping, and he looked aggrieved and couldn't extricate himself. was about to comfort Dou'er, but he heard Ma Dajia say angrily: You think Han'er is your god, what about me? I'm his rightful godmother, my son is in trouble, can I, the godmother, still lie here?