Chapter 56 (Shocking Change 2)
Away from the Heavenly Palace.
Leaving the hatred of God, he angrily pointed at Mrs. Lihat: "How do you let me clean up this mess?" You said? With nowhere to vent his anger, he kicked the wooden table in front of the case to pieces, overturning the jade case, and the sound of jade shattering filled the entire palace hall. He didn't seem to be angry, he exhaled angrily, grabbed Mrs. Li's arm, threw her out, and slipped out dozens of meters away from Mrs. Hate's heel, only to stabilize her body in embarrassment, this time, she didn't seem to give in, took out a small round mirror, sorted out her makeup, carefully smeared her lipstick, and looked at the disgusting God's crooked face from the mirror, and said indifferently: "I'm so afraid of the Ice Queen's slut, what's the matter, I have a leg with her!" ”
Lihate God drank a sip of Tieguanyin strong tea, the strong fire just overwhelmed the throat under the eyes, and squirted out again, the teacup in his hand came out of his hand, and flew to Mrs. Lihate, Mrs. Lihate was still wearing heavy makeup, the teacup flew past her ear, smashing the window opposite, Mrs. Lihate seemed to be startled by the sound of broken glass, and turned around and complained: "What a big deal, as for it?" Let me tell you, isn't there an "international dispute" with the Ice and Snow Kingdom? What's more, there is no obvious international dividing line in the Dark Forest, and you let her tell her wow! Who let the people of the Yeti tribe into the dark forest? The brain is not good, like a stupid big man, don't demonize them to demonize the pig! “
He hated God and said angrily: "How many times have I told you, don't mess with them, that female devil is not easy to mess with, you are good, not to mention taking their people to do live experiments, but also digging people's ancestral graves, kidnapping people's princesses, and daring to rob other people's national treasures." You are infinitely beautiful and on the hot search headlines. But what about me? You put me on the cusp of the storm and roasted me on the stove, do you know? Look at your father's turtle grandson's face like a donkey's face, in front of so many courtiers, I was worthless, and that dead Taiyi, stinky and yellow, fussy, rhetorical and chiseled, and no trivial matter in diplomacy--- what is even more infuriating is Uncle Cao Guo, who fell into the well, wore small shoes for me, and had a villain face. It's all good things you did. “
Mrs. Lihate slapped the table, raised her eyebrows and said: "You are content, I'll tell you, I'm blind when I come to Lihate, look at people who dominate Nantian, men go out to do things, women are pampered at home, play cards and rub hemp every day, or health massage, Korean plastic surgery, which is like you, nesting in this palace like a turtle bastard, counting on women's buttocks and faces to go with you, get it right, you are as beautiful as a fart flower, messed up, you bite like a mad dog, I'm just fed up with you, tell you, The old lady is not waiting anymore, what is the love, I will change jobs tomorrow, weigh it myself," I hated God so angry that I wanted to move thickly. Mrs. Lihate hoisted her arms, her eyes were cold, and she looked disdainful, at this moment, she saw Erlang Shenjun hurriedly arrived, and she hurriedly stepped forward to greet her, but Erlang Shenjun said to Mrs. Lihate: "Princess, your soul-binding lock has been upgraded in the Divine Arsenal Armory, and it has been promoted to the highest level according to your orders, two notches higher than your subordinate Divine Whip, and also, the 900 million Star Monarch of the Polaris Divine Bird Peak sent a pair of nine-headed divine magpies, which are said to be extremely powerful, unprecedented, unique, not only can destroy people's spirits, but also can launch lasers, The lethality index is super value. It is a highly intelligent super-futuristic weapon. --- these divine magpies only produce a pair because of thousands of years, and the North Star never exports, it is the Emperor of Heaven who specially asks for two from the Nine Billion Star Monarch for you. For the sake of the princess's safety, she is now undergoing domestication and epidemic prevention tests in the Alien Beast Domestication Garden. “
Mrs. Lihate poured two goblets of brandy, and while drinking, she approached Erlang God, her high heels sounding rhythmically on the floor of the hall, drawing the eyes of Lihate God and Jiro God to the ground, and lowered her proud head. Erlang God frowned, Mrs. Lihate flew a glance at him, handed over the wine glass, Erlang God took it in his hand in a panic, and Mrs. Lihate raised the wine glass and said: "cheers!" (Cheers) Erlang God was stunned, and almost gave the wine glass to the God of Hatred, and the Lord of Hatred was sitting alone on the side at this moment while drinking strong coffee, while looking at the two of them. It is said that the taste of coffee can dilute all acidic and stimulating drinks, and the heart is trying to wonder about this unusual visitor. Perhaps, it was an accident. But. But he thought of a deeper layer of hatred, because the lady of hatred had never revealed anything to him about customizing these ultimate weapons. Moreover, what does Emperor Taiyu personally mean by customizing such a high-end thing for his daughter? Moreover, such an errand is completely a servant's business, but it is the pillar of the country, a god of war-level figure.
And this heavyweight has never taken him away from hating God. Because, Erlang Shenjun is the only super male god in the heavenly realm who is not moved by emotions. has a trillion-level number of fans, ranking second only to Chiyou. and Yan Huang are still in between.
Before leaving, Erlang Shenjun sent a message to the hated god by the way, it was the kind of dispensable message that he almost forgot when he walked to the door, only to turn around and almost forget, when Erlang Shenjun told him this message, the corner of his mouth coldly shot out one or two invisible cold arrows at him, he said, in the next few days, he is going to go on a business trip to the world, catch the strength of sweeping demons. You must not indulge in the place where the hatred should be restrained. He said hello to Mrs. Lihate again: "It is possible to use her nine-headed magpie." It's kind of a test of the performance of the ultimate weapon.
The jealousy of the hatred of God disappeared at this moment, and he looked at Mrs. Lihe and warned her: "What should you do with that ultimate demonic beast that has slipped through the net?" ”
Mrs. Lihate said coldly: "Go back to his Black Wind Academy, study hard, no matter how you check it, you won't find out if he Erlang Shenjun will find out in the school, right?"
She suddenly reminded the hating God: "Your weaver has done a lot of good things for you, and this time you went to the fox kingdom to be coquettish." Some people have also taken the opportunity to do dirty things behind their backs, and they are very proud, right? When Mrs. Lihing said this, her eyes glared viciously at Lihing God. He put his hands behind his back, walked back and forth on the floor of the palace, and said loudly: "People who do great things are never informal, as the master of the palace of hatred, do you think you can be satisfied with such a little luxury?" My hope is that in the future, you will be able to become the God of the world, and if you can even care about this little bit of children's affection, what else can you achieve? Okay, let's not talk about that, what's next, what are you going to do?" Then, he warned Mrs. Lihate again: "Don't let me carry any black pot for you."
Mrs. Lihate said coldly: "All my efforts and all my efforts have only two purposes, to rescue my mother, so that the Chiyou thief will never be able to live forever." The God of Hatred stretched out his concerned hands to touch the shoulders of Mrs. Departure, but she was frightened back by the intimidation of a pair of sharp arrows. Then he warned coldly: "The palace of hatred is not a palace of lewdness, if I feel that way again, my purpose is no longer two, as God, you should understand what I say."
Only then did he suddenly discover that a new potential threat was creeping up in his mind, and he thought, maybe there was more to it, because even he couldn't resist the power of the nine-headed magpie. He suddenly had an urge to visit Cao Xiangguo immediately.
It is a very secret annex, completely isolated from a lesser-known temple. Since it is not very famous, pilgrims rarely come to patronize, and there are only a few monks in the natural temple, except for the host, there are two miscellaneous monks. Therefore, there is a crooked plaque on its door, and three crooked cursive characters are written on it: "Nameless Temple". Although lonely and nameless, it is located in an excellent scenery, the ancient cypress towers to the sky, the dense forest cultivates bamboo, the stream is murmuring, the same is a lot, and it is natural, a nameless temple is hidden in it, only a little green tile cornices are exposed, occasionally, a few melodious bells are leaked out, in order to prove the vitality of its old dragon bell,
When the Valley of the Wind wakes up, he sees his master, Monk Pumpkin, sitting in front of his bed. There was still a big bowl of pumpkin porridge on the old elm table in front of him. The old monk's short stature, huge head, a pair of eyes with a charming smile like pumpkin porridge, the incomplete string of Buddha beads on the neck are bright and bright, but he still can't put it down, the more he counts, the less he counts, the Valley of the Wind smiled, looking at him, the smile was like seeing a fox who had been lonely for ten thousand years and had not yet become a sperm, the old monk signaled to him, drink porridge, while it was hot!
The Valley of the Wind rolls over and gets out of bed and begins to drink porridge. The pumpkin monk scolded: "Drink my porridge, you should say thank you, this is the most basic common sense of being a man, go to the fox kingdom, forget what should not be forgotten, what kind of system!" Drink slowly, no one will rob you! ”
The Valley of the Wind drank it in one go, looked at the porridge bowl, and suddenly remembered something and asked, "Master, why am I here with you?" ”
The pumpkin monk sighed and replied: "This is the fixed number of your life, he pointed to the cypress tree hugged by four or five people in the courtyard and said: "When he was as tall as me, I came here, which owner was not trained by me?" Still don't understand you? It's not easy to enter the fox kingdom, and it's very difficult to get out, thanks to Weaver Niang, if it weren't for him, I'm afraid you would have been crushed, so I pinched the time to wait for you under the cliff of no return, fortunately, I was scheming, and there was a thick bedding underneath, but I broke my bones. “
Valley of the Wind asked, "Is Weaver Niang okay?" ”
Pumpkin Monk said: "It's you who is the one who is going to graduate school," Wind Valley shook his head, and said to himself: "I'm afraid it's not that simple," he pointed to the monk Pumpkin: "Something is hidden from me."
At this time, the little novice came in, folded his hands, and said to the pumpkin monk, "Master, the female benefactor is back."
Weaver Niang entered the courtyard in the dust, came straight here, and saw the Valley of the Wind rising, her face showed great excitement. She looked the Valley of the Wind up and down, left and right, and touched the waist of the Valley of the Wind, as if she was still not at ease, and said, "I'll take two steps".
The pumpkin monk turned his head and walked outside, and said without looking back: "You can go back to your villa, as if you have changed someone."
The Valley of the Wind ignored him and walked around the house a few times. Weaver Niang looked at him, with a look of surprise, concern, expectation, and tenderness and sweetness, but it gradually turned into loss, frustration, and a faint melancholy--- Valley of the Wind saw it and asked, "What's wrong"?
Zhiniang said: "Your wife committed suicide by jumping off the cliff in Wuzhi Mountain due to humiliation, according to Mo Nuxia, the wind and cold injuries are not light, and she is stranded in the Yeti tribe, you don't have to worry, he will get better soon, but now the villa has been controlled by Gao Hongtu, we must return to the village as soon as possible, otherwise, I am afraid of variables."
The Valley of the Wind held the Weaver Niang's shoulders and said with infinite gratitude: "Good Weaver Niang, I, the Valley of the Wind, don't know how to thank you,"
Weaver Niang gently pushed him away and comforted him: "So wordy, let's go, go and say goodbye to Master Pumpkin, we have to go back quickly"
Walked out of the courtyard, came to the nameless temple, but saw the pumpkin monk sitting in the center of the courtyard with a big grin, holding a thick jujube stump in his arms, the stump weighed a hundred pounds, pumpkin monk, seeing the two of them come out, so he threw the jujube stake and threw a rolling pin to the Valley of the Wind, and said: "Starting from the eighteen palms of the dragon, the dog stick method is played in turn, the Shaolin seventy-two stunts, and the last seventy-two moves, one move and one style for me to pass, otherwise, you can't get out of the nameless temple, and, in the past three days, I have thrown these different sects of routines." ,Finishing and processing,And in my mind for hundreds of millions of deductions,So as to synthesize into a new set of version,I will name it the ultimate version,I have used my mixed element pulse idea power into your Qi Sutra eight veins,If you use it well,You will be invincible in the world,Let the heavens and people die,I am free." “
The Valley of the Wind caught the jujube stump and tried to dance a few times in his hand, only to hear the pumpkin monk say: "It's not like a weapon, it's better than a weapon, where did Pangu get a weapon when he opened the world?" The gods all used stones and sticks for it, but they defeated the gods outside the sky. Hunt the four monsters. This is called having a divine weapon in the chest, and having its own means of killing demons in its hands. Let's get started".
The Valley of the Wind made a move, collected his mind, and suddenly waved a palm, but when he saw that the stump of the jujube wood was split in two, he held it in his hand, and shouted: "Master, you can take it."
The pumpkin monk sat on the big stump, motionless, and said impatiently: "Nonsense, are you drinking pumpkin porridge while sitting here?" ”
In this way, the Valley of the Wind opened and closed, surrounded by the pumpkin monk's fists, feet and sticks, and the wind was thunderous, and the weaver girl exclaimed on the side: "Master be careful," and reminded the Valley of the Wind in fear: "You slow down, don't hurt Master."
The Valley of the Wind kept his hands and feet, and the jujube stakes flew up and down in front and back of the pumpkin monk, but he didn't forget to reply to the weaver girl: "Don't forget, this is a thousand-year-old demon, sitting here may have been a fake, and he really went to drink his pumpkin porridge." When the pumpkin monk heard this, he said angrily: "It's pure fart, it's nonsense, the words fell, and a piece of pumpkin was impartially wedged into the mouth of the Valley of the Wind." When Weaver Niang saw it, she was so shocked that she quickly covered her mouth, for fear that the pumpkin monk would have a whim and throw a piece over. In this way, an hour passed, the Valley of the Wind handed out the last move, closed his fists, and then ate the pumpkin, and then the weaver looked at the stake in the hand of the Valley of the Wind, which turned into the thickness of a rolling pin, and the pumpkin monk's body, within a radius of one meter, was full of falling jujube sawdust.
Weaver Niang took the rolling pin in the hand of the Valley of the Wind, touched it, it was extremely smooth, and said in surprise: "It's just right, take it back and dry noodles for you to eat."
The Valley of the Wind shook his wrist and asked, "Old monk, are you still practicing?" The pumpkin monk shook his hand at him, and he fell asleep, and the snoring was deafening.