Chapter 112 (Time Tunnel)

Away from the Heavenly Court.

Mrs. Lihate took a tall wine glass and drank it all.

"Drink slowly! These freshly brewed wines are worth the proof of a red superstar! But the wild grapes from the rainforests of the solar system have been cellared for 100,000 years in the depths of the extremely cold and gloomy Pluto formation."

So, drink it heartily now, and the stamina is very strong, although it is precious to enhance your immortal power, but you should also be careful,"

"Cut! It's not like my aunt hasn't drunk it,"

Leave Mrs. Hate poured another glass and continued to drink.

"Weaver Niang's fox is already in my hands, what do you do?"

Mrs. Hate said a word coldly.

"Oh!"

"Oh what! Q: How do you deal with it? ”

"Have you brought it back to Heaven?"

"This fox has been reborn, how can you let me bring it back?"

Marvel at the hatred of God.

"Tell you, she'd rather be a fox and a demon than go back to Heaven,"

"So, she returned to the Fox Kingdom?"

"I also became a wife in the mortal world," !

Away from hatred and drinking. The expression was extremely disdainful.

"It's just the other way she ---! up"

He hated God and slapped the table and beat the drum, and his face was angry.

At this time, Cao Xiangguo swaggered in with a red face.

When God saw this, he muttered:

"Old immortal, enter my hatred of heaven, follow into the realm of no one!"

When he said this, his face was already smiling like a flower, and he sat down to greet him.

"Ho! When will the princess return to heaven? What a coincidence! Let the old man run into it! ”

"You're an old thing, you're going to talk a lot! I'm afraid that the moment I leave to return to Heaven, you will know, say, how can you thank me? “

"Done?"

"Whew! Who is my father, Emperor Taiyu! Can you buy my account? ”

"So, my son has lifted the seal?"

"At this time, I am afraid that I have already entered the time tunnel, and I believe that in the near future, I can be reborn."

"Good, good, good! Thank you for the hated princess, you are really the old man's reborn parents! ”

"I don't dare to be!"

Hahaha----!

The hated God looked at Cao Xiangguo and gloated:

"I'm afraid that there will be something missing in the treasure house of Xiangguo, and the princess has done you such a big favor, so you should break the bank?

"Of course, of course, but, my babies, I don't necessarily like the princess who hates it, as long as I like the princess who hates it, even if the old man's head is on the head, Cao will happily offer it."

"That's what you said."

Mrs. Lihate put down her wine glass, approached Cao Xiangguo, and said mysteriously:

"It's not that serious, I just need one thing".

"But it doesn't hurt to speak, the old man listens",

"Holy Demon Order!"

Cao Xiangguo's eyes immediately became confused.

"What? Princess say it again? The old man was so stupid that he couldn't hear clearly",

Mrs. Lihate grabbed Cao Xiangguo's beard, dragged it a few times, and warned loudly:

"Old thing, don't pretend to be deaf and dumb for me, okay? Since in the realm of immortals, I can't transfer troops, and in the arsenal of immortals, I still don't have the right to get a magic weapon, then, my idea can only move to the demon realm, without the holy demon order, even if you give me all the demon immortals and demon venerables, what is the use? Who can control these lawless and unruly guys? ”

"Princess. You really want the old man's life! Even if the old man screws off his head for you, this holy demon decree will never be given to you. That's a big hole in the sky, if you don't get it right, the whole interstellar will be a mess of gruel--- princess think twice! ”

"Whew! Don't you just want interstellar chaos so that you can take advantage of the opportunity to rebel? Isn't that what you want? “

Mrs. Lihate sneered and ridiculed.

"Non-yes, non-yes, non-yes! Princess, you really misunderstood the old man, how could the old man have such a rebellious idea? The old minister is loyal to the empire, princess,

Cao Xiangguo waved and kowtowed to Mrs. Li's hatred, with a loyal and anxious expression.

Mrs. Lihate looked at him and told him:

"If you still don't know, you might as well tell you, I also let the Demon Lord of the Heavens go by the way. That old thing is an interstellar demon king, you know, back then, you even coaxed and tricked him into confinement in purgatory, and he hated you to the bone! “

"You!"

Cao Xiangguo almost didn't get angry, and pointed to Mrs. Lihate and couldn't say a word.

"To give, or not to give, my Lord Xiangguo?"

"Give, give, give! I can tell you, after stabbing the basket, the old man can't help it, he can't complain about the old man, I have to respect the emperor tomorrow for this matter, and then make reason! ”

"That's not necessary, to tell you, if this incident is stabbed to my father, do you think, your son is afraid that before he is reborn, he will be consumed into ashes in the time tunnel, understand?"

Cao Xiangguo's sweat trickled down.

In a panic, he panicked out of the Heavenly Court of Hatred, and his voice sounded outside:

"Pick it up yourself,"

Hahahaha---!

Leaving the hatred of God, he looked at the back of the lady of the hatred, and waited until her laughter stopped, and then asked:

"Do you really hate Chiyou so much?"

"What do you mean?"

Mrs. Hate asked rhetorically.

"I mean, is it necessary to be so earth-shattering to deal with a Chiyou? In case of a big mess, how can the demon world get out of control?

Remind you that even I, God, will be powerless at that time! ”

"Then you will release my mother!"

Mrs. Li's hatred said coldly, and her tone was categorical.

"I can't do that, because it's your father's will, unless I, God, don't want to do it any longer."

He asked about hatred:

"Why don't you intercede with your father?"

"You men are all raccoon dogs, do you think I don't know your mind?"

She stared at the hatred of God, all the way to the bottom of his heart.

Away from hating God, she avoided her gaze and turned to other topics:

"It's not much time since Chi You arrived in the world, and the Xuan Nu Niang Niang has already taken action, but wherever there can be trouble with it, it can be avoided, she has sent an immortal letter to me to leave the Heavenly Realm, warning us that it is best not to offend the Ice and Snow Kingdom again, causing any disputes,

Also, the psychedelic immortal lord has submitted a letter of protest to the Emperor of Heaven through the Xuan Maiden, and if we don't return his son, we will bear the consequences.

"Let them go and sue them, where are they afraid of him? What does it have to do with me that his son is willing to fall for the sake of a woman? ”

God who renounces hatred applauds and laughs, and praises renunciation while laughing:

"She is worthy of being a daughter who is separated from hatred!"

Knowing that he was speechless, the God of Hatred looked at Mrs. Lihate and quickly covered her mouth.

"Away from hatred? It's so affectionate! “

Mrs. Li's tone was full of ridicule.

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In the time tunnel,

The oolong horse was galloping, like a flash of lightning.

Chiyou sat on horseback day and night, and in front of him, another god horse fell to the ground from exhaustion,

With a wail, a god waved his hand at Chiyou:

"Brother, can you give me a ride? I'm not reconciled! Unwilling! ”

"Brother, I'm sorry, if I take you, we all have to die! Drive! ”

On the time tunnel, there are no scavengers, and the tired gods and gods will suddenly turn into a wisp of light smoke and disappear into the void.

Dawn is near,

At the end of a month's journey, there is only one station,

There is also only one dawn.

A bowl of noodles, a handful of grass, a quarter of an hour's time,

"Brother, good horse! I wish you success"!

The guy at the post station stretched out his thumbs and praised.

Before the words fell, a divine horse rushed into the post station and fell to the ground, never to be able to stand again. And the spirit of the horse came to the horse, and when he saw that the horse had stopped breathing, he wept bitterly.

"Good horse, wake up, wake up! If we keep persevering, we will reach the end! Wake up----"

"Drag it out!"

A few ghosts grabbed the spirit and left.

"Wait!"

Chi You was eating noodles by himself, and when he saw this scene, he stopped it loudly.

"Huh?"

The ghost turned his head and looked at Chiyou,

"If you don't want to go, drag it out"! A stiff voice came,

The ghost left the spirit behind and walked towards Chiyou.

The guy hurriedly scolded Chiyou:

"Brother, you shouldn't be so busy, leave!"

The man shoved him,

"I haven't finished eating yet---

The oolong god horse roared gray, and Chiyou hurriedly got on the horse,

After eating only half of the noodles, he left the station.

As soon as Chi You walked on his front feet, the Northern Pluto God rode a nine-legged donkey, croaking and beating, and came in a hurry.

"Man, did you see a man riding a black horse in the past?"

"Just gone"!

The Northern Immortal took the noodles and devoured them for a while.

But his nine-legged donkey fell to the ground, unable to hold on, Jiang Ang, Jiang Ang, couldn't stop screaming. A soak of feces spilled all over the ground.

The ghost came over, and the man said:

"Hurry up, man, take your donkey away, and you're done!"

The Northern Pluto God said angrily:

"Is he a chengguan? So powerful? ”

Seeing that the ghost was approaching and the donkey could not afford to rely on the ground, he scolded angrily, and actually picked up the donkey and jumped into the time tunnel, scolding while running:

"Your grandmother's, are you carrying Lao Tzu or Lao Tzu carrying you? Ask again: Are you going to be reincarnated or Lao Tzu to be reincarnated?

The voice did not fall,

But I heard a voice behind me:

"High-speed channel, low-speed speed limit 989,999 yards, high-speed please pass!

"His grandmother's! What traffic rules?

So with a force, he threw the donkey out, and he chased the donkey quickly behind. Chasing and scolding:

"His grandmother's, what's this called!"

was scolding and scolding himself, chasing the donkey at a fast speed, but when he saw a rider gloating beside him, he teased him:

"Brother, are you going to find a donkey to reincarnate?"

"Fuck you!"

The Northern Pluto God kicked the spirit on the horse, jumped on the horse, beat the horse away, and said as he ran:

"Grandma's, this is much faster than my donkey"!

As soon as the words fell, I saw the nine-legged donkey running parallel to it,

The god of the northern underworld scolded angrily:

"You bitch! Do you want to kill Lao Tzu? ”

"Master, you don't see clearly, the divine horse you are riding is not going to the world, but to the --- of the underworld."

The Northern God turned over, got back on the back of the donkey, and couldn't help muttering again:

"Grandma, it's a donkey's life!"

was walking forward, but heard a voice behind him:

"Construction ahead, slow detour, speed limit 999,999 yards,

"The speed of a donkey"! The god of the Northern Hades muttered.

Suddenly, I saw Chiyou stop on the side of the road.

"Hello! Why don't you go? Isn't it pretty fast? ”

The god of the Northern Hades taunted Chiyou.

"Overdrive!"

"Ho! Grandma's, you deserve it! Phew! Stinky rascals! Shameless! -----

"Who are you scolding?"

There was a solemn warning behind him.

It's the traffic police who are on the road at the speed of light.

Chi You was released, and he went one after the other with the Northern Underworld.

Chiyou greeted him:

"It's been a hard journey!"

"Don't be pretty! When it comes to the world, the revenge of burying the glacier alive must be avenged. ”

"Just your broken donkey, it's just right to go to the underworld, the road is near,"

Chiyou teased him.

"Don't be complacent, you kid, I've heard that the Demon King of Hell has also gone to the time tunnel, and there is more than one old account with you, this is called one return and one report!

Ay! The Golo Winter is strong!

"It's just a pot of stew! A hodgepodge of demon meat!

Ay! Wouldn't it be strong in the middle of winter! Firecrackers rang out all over the place!

Chi You learned from the Northern God of the Underworld to be proud.

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Soon enter the time tunnel.

Chiyou's oolong horse is unbeatable!

The Northern Gods were soon left behind.

The report of the time traffic police sounded behind him:

"Attention everyone: There are 999 stations in the time tunnel, and now we are entering the countdown, I hope you have a pleasant journey at the last nine stations, exercise safely, and obey the traffic rules.

After hearing this, the Northern God cursed:

"Grandma's, it's so long! Nine more stops!