Chapter 183 [Disgusting Demonic Beast]
Song Xigui took the extraterritorial synthetic demonic beasts that came to him, bid farewell to everyone and flew to heaven.
Taking advantage of the rest and leisure, Mr. Feng Xiao and the other three discussed the next best way to deal with the Warcraft.
Sima Changfeng sighed for a long time, and his mood was depressed, and he said:
"I'm really useless, I have lived up to the love and expectations of the Xuannu Niangniang!
And they all persuaded him,
The Demon Sound Fairy said:
"Changfeng-kun doesn't have to blame himself, when he encounters such a magical beast, anyone will have a headache,
What's more, in the past thousands of years, you have never fought against the enemy, and it is inevitable that you will be inexperienced,"
Mr. Feng Yan also said: "It's not impossible to crack them, I have an idea,
He took out Huozi's laser gun and four-eyed firebolt and placed them on the table.
continued: "These two things,
It was Xigui who picked it up from the ravine where they fought with the devil,
In particular, the alien thing left behind by Huozi makes us think deeply,
If you think about it, they are just a bunch of ordinary mortals,
With these two things, countless demons have been killed,
According to the description of Xigui, in that ravine,
There are two kinds of monsters, but there are two different ways to die,
He pointed to Huozi's laser gun and continued:
"A kind of monster, the shape and appearance are like knocking out of a mold,
all died under this laser gun,
Moreover, one shot is accurate, and they are all shot in the right chest,
The wounds that pierced were all scorched,
And the other is a monster with a single shape and uneven height.
They were all hit by this large-caliber weapon.
Without exception, the monsters that were shot were blown through their entire chests--
Think about it, what kind of genius this man is!
His ability to refine and make weapons,
Even in the heavenly realm, there is no one before and no one after them!
Unfortunately, he has passed away, which makes me sad!
Are we inspired by these two events?
These ordinary people can get a glimpse of the types of monsters,
Why can't we?
And the west went out alone,
You can easily catch such an extraterritorial steel monster,
Isn't that a revelation for us?
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In the Heavenly Demon Palace,
Gao Hongtu was complaining, and he complained to Mrs. Lihat:
"I don't know where these things come from, they stink, they are disgusting, and they can't be blown away.
How can this be? ”
Mrs. Hate said:
"Their name is the Five Demons, from the interstellar garbage test site in outer space,
These five were originally the failed products of extraterrestrial scientific experiments,
After being dumped in the garbage dump, the management there, due to a momentary negligence,
These guys absconded, worked everywhere, and were wanted by the interstellar police organization.
Since then, he has wandered in the stars,
After hiding in an ozone-filled meteor planet, after thousands of years,
Just recently, this meteor planet streaked over the Earth and fell,
That's why they're here.
Gao Hongtu smiled bitterly and said:
"It's the first time I've encountered such a similar-smelling combination.
Listen, the seller of stinky dried tofu carries a burden,
Following the four demons to wander the world, never abandoned,
The reason, what he sells, except for his four demons, no demon dares to ask for it!
These four monsters,
One is called the Stinky Fart Demon, and the other is called the Fox Stink Demon,
One is called the Bad Breath Devil, and the other is called the Sweat Devil,
Mrs. Hate asks:
"Do you test their magic cultivation?"
"Do you still need to take the test? According to them,
When committing a crime in the interstellar wandering, he was arrested three times and released three times by the interstellar criminal investigation organization.
The reason is very simple, all the giant criminals in the interstellar prison died in prison,
Mrs. Hate giggled,
Gao Hongtu Road:
"Don't laugh, these five are really impressive,
Especially the one who sells stinky dried tofu, it's even more amazing,
When the Four Demons fell on the ozone planet,
It was there that he planted "ozone shallots and garlic,"
When it matures, it sells everywhere in the interstellar world, and no one cares,
It wasn't until he met the four demons that his business gradually prospered.
The reason is simple,
They have found the source of motivation to improve their cultivation of the Dharma.
"Is that all?"
What more do you want?
Gao Hongtu pointed to his storage bag and said dejectedly:
"Just last night, I put the five of them in a storage bag,
Open it this morning and take a look, what's wrong with you?
"What's wrong?"
Gao Hongtu Road:
"Eight combinations of raging demonic beasts,
All of them stinked to death in storage bags,---
Mrs. Lihate giggled, leaning back and forth with laughter,
She pointed at Gao Hongtu and said hoarsely:
"Hurry up, put them on the Black Wind Gang,
Let's see if that old thing can bear it!
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Early in the morning,
Mr. Feng Xiao hasn't gotten up yet,
But I heard a series of shouts outside the heavenly dome:
"Stinky ----- dried tofu!
Fragrant and smelly stinky ------ dried tofu!
Stinky ------ dried tofu!
A disgusting stench wafted into the heavens,
Everyone was forced out of the house by the stinking smell.
The magic sound fairies whirred across the sky,
approached the vendor selling stinky dried tofu and scolded him:
"Are you doing stinky tofu?
"If you stink people to death, who will eat them?"
The seller of stinky dried tofu looks like he is about forty or fifty years old,
The image is obscene, with two mouse whiskers, revealing two yellow and big teeth,
Seeing that the Demon Sound Fairy scolded him, he sneered and said:
"Hey, hey! Fairy girl, come out and taste,
My stinky dried tofu is fragrant and smelly, and it stinks! If you don't die, you don't need money!
My ancestors have been doing stinky dried tofu business for 18 generations,
My grandfather is the infamous Wu Dalang and his brother-in-law's second brother.
Hehe--- I don't just sell stinky dried tofu,
I also sell counterfeit and shoddy snacks that have expired for three years---
What kind of gutter oil pulls strips, soaked in the pit for three years----
The Magic Sound Fairy almost died---
"Not good! Mr. Feng Xiao immediately struck,
Tiangang's righteousness broke through the wall,
Selling stinky dried tofu shouting:
"Oh no, I'm going to die, I'm going to kill someone--- my mother!
Pick up the burden and run away,
And in the sky, there is still a disgusting stench,
Mr. Feng Yan's face was solemn and he said to himself, what are they trying to do?
Watching the stinky dried tofu seller rush away,
Mr. Feng Yan immediately had an ominous premonition in his heart.
Sima Changfeng said: What are they trying to do?
Mr. Feng Yan said:
"The Demon Dao can do anything, it's hard to predict,
We need to be ready for anything.
Seeing that no, even this stinky dried tofu seller makes us passive.
Today they will do great things,
It seems that we need to seal the heavens,
Don't let this disgusting breath waft in!
Sima Chang Wind Channel:
"Sir, it's going to cost you more than thirty percent of your strength, you---
Mr. Feng Xiao smiled and said:
"If it's out of the way, you can rest assured!
At this time, the magic fairy and his wife came out of the house,
The Demon Sound Fairy is still back to normal.
At this time, in mid-air,
The shouting and shouting of the vendor selling stinky dried tofu sounded again---
After shouting, he shouted into the heavenly dome again:
"I'm here to sell, but I'm not in your territory, what can you do to me?
Hey hey laughed and began to shout,
The voice is full of energy,
His shouting echoed through the air.
Stinky ----- dried tofu!
Stinky and fragrant stinky ------ dried tofu!
Mr. Feng Yan looked up at the vendor who sold stinky dried tofu,
Command the three men:
"Let's hurry up and prepare, they're on the move"!
The four of them were talking,
But he saw mid-air,
Three men and one woman came from afar, they were giggling and laughing, and they had different appearances.
He went straight to the peddler.
These four monsters are:
Stinky Fart, Fox Stinky Devil, Stinky Sweat Demon and Bad Breath Demon,
The stinky fart demon is bald and short, with a big belly and poop, but he has an extremely lush beard.
He, his clothes are loose and fat, and he kicks a pair of broken shoes on his feet,
shouted at the hawker:
"Selling stinky tofu,
Prepare eighteen catties of "ozone shallots" for Lao Tzu,"
Forty skewers of stinky dried tofu and a large jar of stinky caviar,
Give you seventy-nine Mora, no need to look for money!
Sell stinky dried tofu, break your fingers, and touch the back of your head,
With an anxious look, it is obvious that he can't settle the account.
The bad breath demon has a big mouth of an awesome toad,
kept smacking his mouth, yawning like a donkey from time to time,
He shouted: Prepare two suckling pigs for Lao Tzu that are more than three years old,
Plus 10 pounds of ozone shallots----
The fox stinking demon snorted and snorted; Give the old lady thirty packs of spicy strips that have expired for three years,
Ten pounds of ozone shallots,
The stinky sweat demon looks like a ball of meat, panting heavily,
Effortfully followed behind the three demons, shouting from his stomach: Thirty catties of Indian devil peppers,
Two hundred skewers of spicy strips that have expired for three years, and ten catties of ozone shallots---
After the settlement was completed, the four demons ate and drank wildly,
The peddler squatted in front of the burden, clasped his nostrils, and folded his fingers to settle the account.
Then go to the Stinky Fart and scream at the Fart Demon:
"Dog, blindfold me! When am I a fool?
Seventy-nine Mora! Daryl for a hundred Mora,
Eighteen pounds of ozone shallots alone is one Daryl and seventy-nine Mora,
He kicked it, and the bugs flew into the air,
When it falls, the rest of the money has been paid off by the peddler,
Hum! Dare to coax me, don't die!
He pointed to the other three:
"Listen, I'll make up for them all, not even one Mora! Hum!
Five monsters shouted in mid-air,
Gao Yu and all the demonic beasts have also rushed over with great momentum.
This time, it turned out to be a synthetic monster.
At this moment, the stinky fart twisted his ass and shouted in the air:
"Get moving, guys, let's get to work!
The four demons are driven by the stinky fart demon,
Musical accompaniment from nowhere,
It was a deafening sound from mid-air--- deafening!
Watch the fierce interaction of the four people twisting their butts, stretching their legs, and opening their teeth and claws.
It should be an Indian dance and hip-hop dance mixed with devil's dance steps---
The synthetic monsters can't hold it back,
The situation is shining and rushing into the air,
Interact with the Four Demons.
Mr. Feng Xiao and the three of them quietly looked at the air,
He asked Sima Changfeng:
"Do you understand the laser gun?
Sima Chang Wind Channel:
The method of opening that Niangniang got from Taiyi Shenjun,
It's been taught to me, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem,
I just don't know if it's good or not!
The four of them were deliberating with themselves,
But I heard the roar of the stinky fart demon in the air:
"Guys: Brother's going to fart!"
In mid-air, I heard a shocking loud noise:
But seeing the stinky fart demon rising high in the ass,
Erupts a yellow mist that burns with sulfur
The Fart Demon is like a jet fighter, God spreads his arms,
In mid-air, doing all kinds of rolling, sprinting movements,
Not much effort,
The sky above the Black Wind Hills,.
Just like the sky over the border between India and Pakistan,
It's just that the stench is rising here---