Chapter 454: Uncle and Nephew
"You kid is honest and play your fat uncle, right?" Liu Dapang looked at Feng Yun angrily.
Hearing this, Feng Yun laughed unabashedly, and then pulled up Liu Dapang on the ground, and took Qing Shan and put it back in the treasure bag.
"This is for you, Uncle Fat." As he spoke, Feng Yun took out another long knife from the treasure bag, although it was not as powerful as Qing Shan, but after pulling it out, it could also be seen that it was an extraordinary product.
Liu Dapang took the knife, and after waving it twice, he showed a satisfied smile, this is the knife he should use. However, after putting the knife back into its sheath, he handed the knife back to Feng Yun's hand.
Feng Yun said incomprehensibly: "Uncle Fat is not satisfied? Or do you want to change it again? He wasn't joking this time. But Liu Dapang waved his hand, sat back on the chair by himself, and poured himself a glass of wine.
Seeing this, Li Lanzhi hurriedly put down the child and came over and slapped Liu Dapang: "Don't be embarrassed, it's not that Feng Yun won't give it to you, it's that you can't use it." ”
If Liu Dapang had been in the past, he would definitely have to quarrel with her again, but this time he was silent, and only after a while did he speak: "It's not that Xiaomian's knife is bad, it's that Uncle Fat can't use the knife now." After speaking, he took the wine glass, patted Feng Yun's seat, and motioned for him to come and sit down.
Seeing this, Feng Yun sat back honestly.
"Go down and pack your bags." Liu Dapang didn't speak to Feng Yun, but first instructed Li Lanzhi and others.
"Packing? What do you mean you're leaving? Li Lanzhi frowned lightly and replied.
"It's not that I'm leaving, it's that our whole family is leaving, going to Kyoto, and then maybe we'll have to stay there for a long time." Liu Dapang replied helplessly and with a sigh.
Hearing this, not only Li Lanzhi couldn't help but be startled even Ke'er who was standing on the side, only Xiao Yinzi jumped up excitedly when he heard that he was going to Kyoto.
"Dead fatty, what are you crazy about? We have so many fields, as well as restaurants, all of which are ignored? Li Lanzhi came back to her senses and immediately said angrily.
However, it was Feng Yun who answered her: "Auntie, it's not that the fat uncle is crazy. It's going to be a war, I'm afraid this Jiuniu City is not safe, so the little nephew hopes that you can move to Kyoto, I have already told Zhao and Zhen Guogong in Kyoto, and he will arrange it for you after you pass. ”
"War? Zhen Guogong? Li Lanzhi couldn't help but look at her man when she heard this, she clearly remembered that Liu Dapang used to be a soldier under the Duke of Zhenguo, of course, the Duke of Zhenguo had not yet been named a duke at that time.
Seeing Li Lanzhi looking at him, Liu Dapang nodded lightly: "Ren Mian came back this time not only to visit relatives, but also to arrange a way out for us, once the fight starts Long Yan can't hold it, we can only run." ”
Li Lanzhi couldn't help but turn pale when she heard this, she really didn't expect to hear such bad news.
"That, isn't the virtuous nephew an immortal, so you can't ......"
Before she could finish speaking, Liu Dapang opened his mouth and shouted: "What do you know! If it's an ordinary war, do you still need him to make a trip! If you have time to ask questions here, why don't you hurry up and pack up your things for Lao Tzu! ”
This is not the first time that Liu Dapang has been angry with Li Lanzhi, but it is the first time she has really seen this man angry, obviously she usually has the final say in this family, but today she didn't dare to fight back, and after hesitating for a while, she still walked out of the hall.
"Hold the young master."
Hearing Liu Dapang's command, Ke'er, who was a little overwhelmed, came back to his senses, and hurriedly picked up Xiao Yinzi and left the hall with Li Lanzhi's steps.
Seeing this scene, Feng Yun didn't know what to say for a while, and he didn't want to disturb the peaceful life of the fat uncle, but the time was also fate, and this world was destined to be peaceful.
"Cotton, don't laugh at your fat uncle when you say it. Uncle Fat now has nothing but making money, and you have seen the bones of this body, not to mention fighting with a knife, even if you are tired enough to run for a while, so your fat uncle can't take the knife. Liu Dapang sipped the wine in the cup and said slowly.
Feng Yun looked at Liu Dapang's expression, and only nodded wordlessly after a moment, not mentioning the matter of sending the knife. He knew that Liu Dapang didn't tell the truth, but Liu Dapang was unwilling to tell it, and he was not ready to get to the bottom of it.
"This elixir, you will take one pill a day in the future, after taking it, it can strengthen your body, and it can also help you get rid of this fat, so that you can run faster after losing weight." Feng Yun took out a bottle of elixir and put it in front of Liu Dapang.
"Elixir?" Liu Dapang's eyes lit up when he saw this, and his salivating appearance made it impossible to see that he was still sad a moment ago. If you really want to talk about it, the reason why Feng Yun always looks lazy and unserious is that he learned from Liu Dapang.
Liu Dapang hurriedly took it over, opened the lid and smelled it, and a soaking fragrance suddenly poured into his nose: "It's really an elixir!" Just by smelling it, I feel like I'll be able to live for years longer! Did you refine it? You have to be able to refine and prepare more for your fat uncle, how can just one bottle be enough for your fat uncle to eat, and your aunt! ”
Hearing this, Feng Yun glared at Liu Dapang angrily and funny: "You're really welcome!" After speaking, he seemed to have been prepared to touch another bottle and threw it over, "It's just these two bottles, I really don't have more." If you really want to talk about it, this elixir is actually the best for Xiao Yinzi to eat, but whether it is you or Xiao Yinzi, it is useless to eat too much, so two bottles are enough for your family. ”
He also prepared the same pills for Zhao Quan's family, but they were all from the Zihui Sword Sect, and he really couldn't find such low-level pills on him.
Liu Dapang smiled, put the two bottles of pills in his arms, and was not afraid of panicking, seeing this, Feng Yun could only shake his head helplessly.
"Speaking of which, Xiaomian, you are also so old, have you found a fairy?" Liu Dapang whispered a little obscenely.
Hearing this, Feng Yungang almost squirted out of the wine he had just drunk.
"I don't have that kind of work, I'm busy every day, sir."
Feng Yun couldn't explain to Liu Dapang that he was already lacking in skills just by cultivating and refining, and more than that, he still owed a lot of debts in Yuyin Valley and Fenglei Gate. But the most important thing is that how old he is, he hasn't arrived yet, as long as he doesn't take the initiative to find death, he still has a lot of days to live, but this kind of saying it can only add sadness to Liu Dapang and other mortals.
However, Liu Dapang, who heard Feng Yun's answer, did smile like a night owl: "Little cotton, shouldn't you still be a chick now?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Feng Yun suddenly glared at Liu Dapang, and then said righteously: "What do you know!" My generation of monks relied on this Yuanyang! Filthy words should not be mentioned again! ”
"Hahahaha!" Liu Dapang almost fell off the chair with a smile, and only after a while did he come back to his breath and said, "It's a shame that you have such a good face, and you are still a chick until now, you haven't even touched the girl's hand, right?" Do you want Uncle Fat to help you find one, although it can't compare to a fairy, but its figure and appearance are definitely not bad. ”
As he spoke, Liu Dapang quietly glanced at the back of the hall, and made sure that the baby was not there, so he whispered again: "The key is to serve people!" It's much better than inviting an ancestor back to live! Listen to Uncle Fat, Uncle Fat is a person who has come over, this life, comfort is the most important, and the cold fairy is really not as good as a mortal girl who can hurt people. ”
After listening to Liu Dapang's experience, Feng Yun nodded seriously, seeing this, Liu Dapang couldn't help but sigh that his son was teachable.
"Is the fat uncle comfortable or uncomfortable now?" Feng Yun couldn't help but ask quietly.
Feng Yun asked, Liu Dapang suddenly became angry, so he said angrily: "Lao Tzu has to report it first if he wants to toss now, comfortable?" Comfortable fart! After scolding, Liu Dapang only felt refreshed, the house was full of the mother-in-law's eyeliner on weekdays, and there was no chance to say a bad word, and today he was finally able to vent.
It's a pity that he didn't notice Feng Yun's smiling appearance on the side, it turned out that he had already quietly sent the conversation between the two to Li Lanzhi's ears in the backyard, so he listened.
"Dead fatty! You want to be comfortable, right? The old lady will make you comfortable tonight! ”
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Following.
Liu Dapang, who looked very tired, was in the courtyard with Li Lanzhi and others to see off Feng Yun.
Last night, he was almost tossed all night by Feng Yun, but unfortunately this "toss" was not the kind of "toss" he expected, but in the literal sense. No matter who pulled the grinding all night, his face was not much better, and it was thanks to Feng Yun's strong elixir that he could still stand here after being a donkey all night.
“…… Bastard boy, I remember this fat uncle, ...... next time" Liu Dapang said weakly to Feng Yun, but before he finished speaking, Li Lanzhi on the side let out a soft snort, so the next cruel words could only be held back into his stomach.
"I'm in a hurry this time, next time my aunt will definitely entertain my nephew, you must come again." Li Lanzhi greeted Feng Yun with a smile and said that she was 10,000 satisfied with this cheap nephew, that is, she only had a small amount of silver in the family, but whenever she had a daughter, she had to come and kiss her old face.
"Hey, auntie and fat uncle also take care of their health, Xiao Yinzi should obediently listen to auntie's words, and my brother will bring you a fun gift next time."
Hearing Feng Yun's words, Xiao Yinzi happily jumped out of Li Lanzhi's arms, but was immediately pushed back again.
In the end, Feng Yun still looked at Liu Dapang and said seriously: "It's not clear whether there will be an accident or not, and how long it will take for an accident to happen, so it's better for you to leave early, fat uncle." If you really have to do it, do as I teach you. ”
Hearing this, Liu Dapang couldn't help but touch the jade hidden in his sleeve pocket, and nodded solemnly at the same time. The jade pendant is sealed with a wisp of Feng Yun's divine soul, he is now an out-of-body realm monk, and spells such as splitting souls are not too damaging to him, once the jade pendant is destroyed, he can sense it through this wisp of divine soul. In addition, he also left some emergency measures for Liu Dapang and Zhao Quan just in case.
"Don't worry, your aunt and I still have a clear separation, and we will leave in these two days."
"That's fine." As he spoke, Feng Yun glanced at everyone, "The little nephew will leave here." ”
"Take care." "Brother wants to come back early!" "Go, go, go."
With a sound of farewell, Feng Yun's feet suddenly turned into a thunderbolt and disappeared into the sky.