Chapter Twenty-Eight: Stabbing Yi Xiaochuan
Chapter 28 stabbing Yi Xiaochuan
"Men and women fall in love, and it is natural that there is no need to have a bed (and) a harmonious (harmonious) joy. Even if Your Majesty is in the prime of life, he can't stand the fatigue every day! No, yesterday His Majesty begged me for the head of the national teacher! Nie Yu grabbed Cui Wenzi's shoulders and showed a smile that all men understand.
"As for me, although I know a little bit of medicine, I really don't have a deep understanding of this area. Fortunately, at this time, I learned about you, brother. So, I'm here to beg you, isn't it? "Nie Yu is full of nonsense, and he has made it up. Not only can he prepare that kind of medicine, but he will also have many types......
"The national teacher is serious, but this matter, I didn't recruit either!" Looking up at Yi Xiaochuan, whose face was like ashes, Cui Wenzi sighed. He can probably feel Yi Xiaochuan's current psychology...... The girl she loves greets another man, and she sings and speaks...... What torture it is.
Since he entered the palace, Yi Xiaochuan has been deliberately ignoring some things. Under his almost self-hypnotic means, Yushu is still the white lotus in his heart. But at this moment, Nie Yu's words directly broke his illusion, and his goddess was actually His Majesty's plaything. Just when he drank every day, Yushu was already well versed in this......
His heart was dripping blood, but Yi Xiaochuan couldn't do anything. Before, he couldn't stop Yushu from entering the palace. Now, he's even more powerless...... With his fingers deep in his palm, Yi Xiaochuan drank all the wine in the jug. If he could, he would have been drunk here.
"Ah, stabbing people with a soft knife is really fun!" Seeing Yi Xiaochuan in such pain, Nie Yu felt that his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and the sweat pores of his whole body were opened...... In short, it is the two words "Kaisen"!
"Lao Cui, I've begged to come to the door, and you will give me the prevarication! In this way, I will tell you the eighteen forms of Awei that I have taught to Your Majesty. How about I take this good thing and change the prescription with you!? Let me tell you, this Ah Wei Eighteen Style is a good thing. Emperor Qin unified the six countries, that is used to seeing beautiful women! However, why did Emperor Qin favor Concubine Li alone? The reason for this lies in these eighteen forms! ”
"I'll tell you about the simplest of the eighteen poisonous dragons! This is the first style that Concubine Li has learned, and it is also the one she is most proficient in......" Nie Yu became more and more energetic, quietly mixing the content of some indescribable books into it. Speaking of the back, Nie Yu himself was full of enthusiasm! Hey, I'm still too young to be baptized!
"Enough!" What Nie Yu said, every word was taken into Yi Xiaochuan's ears, and he finally went crazy after not knowing how many knives he had been inserted. Overturned the table, Yi Xiaochuan was like a red-eyed bull intending to choose someone to eat.
What Nie Yu said was too vivid, Yi Xiaochuan felt as if he had watched a Chengren movie with the heroine Yushu...... He can't stand it, he needs to vent (harmony). And Nie Yu is the best object.
"Yi Xiaochuan, you're crazy!" Pretending to be surprised, Nie Yu easily dodged Yi Xiaochuan's fist.
Counterattack? Beat it back? Please, Nie Yu is such a cautious person! For Yi Xiaochuan now, pain is the best way to relieve the depression in his heart. Whether it's hurting someone else or hurting himself...... As long as it hurts. Nie Yu will not hurt Yi Xiaochuan, but will prevent the other party from harming himself.
"I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you......" frantically pounced on Nie Yu, Yi Xiaochuan kept repeating this sentence in his mouth. And Nie Yu took advantage of the situation to tear off Yi Xiaochuan's tiger talisman. As long as there is no such thing, what can this kid do no matter how crazy he is!
The restaurant was smashed to pieces by the crazy Yi Xiaochuan, and Nie Yu didn't make a move from beginning to end. He could feel Yi Xiaochuan's pain, but so what, this thing was self-inflicted.
If Yi Xiaochuan had allowed himself to kill Liu Bang, then Nie Yu would have "cast him with papaya and repay him with Qiongju" to help him get a beautiful woman. But now, they are enemies with different positions. When dealing with the enemy, you must do everything you can...... As the saying goes, "repay grievances with virtue, how to repay virtue, repay grievances with straightforwardness, and repay virtue with virtue"
"Xiaochuan, what are you crazy about, swinging your fist at your brother!?" Just as Nie Yu kept dodging, a palm suddenly grabbed Yi Xiaochuan's fist. The voice of the comer made Nie Yu stunned for a moment, and turned his head to a familiar face in his eyes!
"Brother Yu? Why are you in Xianyang! A smile appeared at the comer, and Nie Yu's eyes could not hide the excitement. After more than a year of separation, the two brothers finally met again! Not long ago, Nie Yu was thinking about going to Huiji, but he didn't expect Xiang Yu to come to Xianyang.
But if you think about it carefully, Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang in the TV series did come to Xianyang when Yi Xiaochuan borrowed wine all day long to drown his sorrows. Soon after, the uncle and nephew met Emperor Qin on a trip. Xiang Yu said that he could replace him one day......
Thinking of this plot in the TV series, Nie Yu instantly thought of Liu Bang. If he remembered correctly, Liu Bang and Lu Pheasant were also there when Emperor Qin went on patrol. Doesn't this mean that Liu Bang himself "fell into the mouth of the tiger"?
I really want to fall asleep, someone sent a pillow. If such an opportunity is missed, it will not be a waste of the advantage of "foresight"!
"Xiaoyu, Xiaochuan, what's wrong!" Seeing that Yi Xiaochuan wanted to spill after being caught by himself, Xiang Yu forcibly pressed Yi Xiaochuan to the table and asked.
"I don't know, I was chatting with this old gentleman before, who knew that this product would flip the table directly!" Pretending to have an innocent expression, Nie Yu pulled Xiang Yu! "Don't talk about it so much, Brother Yu, why are you here! What about Master Xiang Liang? Did he come. ”
"Uncle is here, let's go see him! Ogawa, let's go, let's go together. ”
"Don't pull me!" Shaking off Xiang Yu's hand, Yi Xiaochuan unceremoniously rejected the other party's kindness. He didn't want to see anyone now, he just wanted to drink a lot. Seeing this, Cui Wenzi on the side hurriedly followed, and the figures of the two quickly disappeared in front of Xiang Yu!
"Leave him alone, this kid knows that Brother Pit, fortunately I didn't bow to him at the beginning...... Call Master Xiang Liang, and I'll take you to my National Teacher's Mansion to have a look. ”…… Forcibly dragged Xiang Yu away, and Nie Yu beckoned Xiang Liang's uncle and nephew to come to the National Teacher's Mansion.
Seeing that Nie Yu was busy, all the people in the mansion were dumbfounded. The number of times the National Teacher's Mansion has received guests is only a handful, not to mention the people who can work for Nie Yu. For a while, these subordinates were full of curiosity about the identities of the two people in the house.
Eight dishes were purchased by themselves, and Nie Yu and Xiang Liang's uncle and nephew were pushing cups and changing lamps in the house. Xiang Liang and Fan Zeng have read the letter left by Nie Yu. Through Xiang Yu's indirect description of Nie Yu's words, they already knew Nie Yu's intentions.
In the past year, Fan Zeng and Xiang Liang have cultivated Xiang Yu's "ability to govern the country" in many aspects such as governing the country, Anbang, and caring for the people. Then he relied on the proceeds of the "Overlord Wine" to recruit "Eight Thousand Soldiers of Chudi". To put it bluntly, today's Xiang family is already a "small climate" snake.