Chapter Twenty-Five: The Talent Is So Brilliant That I Can't Do My Job as an Ogre on the Ground
The second-level treacherous spirit has already planned to win Jiang Xiaoyou, and wants to tear Jiang Xiaoyou's soul into pieces, and light the soul lamp one piece!
He smiled slightly, took a deep breath, and spit out a sentence:
"Boy, it's useless to show the advantage of your tongue all day long, men must be wise!"
Jiang Xiaoyou pinched his nose and looked at him speechlessly:
"If you don't brush your teeth, you don't talk much, it affects the environment."
"Damn, the leek leaves on your teeth haven't been shaved clean, and you're embarrassed to talk about others?"
The old man raised his arm and said angrily.
"Uh, uh, there's still a fox smell!"
"Can you not learn yin and yang, you are an ogre!"
"Uh, uh, uh!"
Jiang Xiaoyou spit out a few mouthfuls of sour water on the ground.
"Uh, it's a lot more energetic to spit out the stench, why are you talking so much nonsense, why don't you just play chess and go to the Wizard Academy debate team, when you debate, you raise your arms, float against the wind, and blow ten miles in the wind, and you will be the champion in return."
Finally, if you can't get down, can you answer yes or no? Oh yes, you're not from our wizarding world, wouldn't you not move the lingua franca of our continent? ”
"Me? I! Come, come, come, after this game of chess, I think you dare to find a cow who divorces the elephant, right? ”
"Don't raise your arms, stinky!"
When the old man heard this, he deliberately raised his arm again.
"This man is really uncivilized!"
Jiang Xiaoyou used a mage's eye, stuck it on the back of his shiny head, and turned his body.
It's just that when Jiang Xiaoyou was learning the mage's eye, the spell template was a little broken, and the eyeballs looked like a fart, but after all, it was an ogre, just practical, not so particular.
The second-level treacherous spirit looked at the fart groove on the back of Jiang Xiaoyou's shiny head, no, it was the mage's eye, and he suddenly regretted raising his arm.
Jiang Xiaoyou turned his back and shouted at the strange spirit with his head:
Heaven and earth are the same! ”
The sunspot is lower in the upper right top corner.
Five minutes later, the old man in Tang Yi bit the nail on his thumb and looked at the slain white chess pieces on the table.
He pushed.
"Go on."
Jiang Xiaoyou saw that the treacherous spirit on his body was squeezed out and replaced with another treacherous spirit.
This game of Go pays attention to "harmony depends on each other to form a chess game." ”
If there is an intrinsic connection between your own chess pieces on the board, the chess momentum will shine, and the chess game will be handy, otherwise you will be constrained everywhere, overstretched, and the chess momentum will go down.
Take care of each other, both offensive and defensive, look at the overall situation, and do not lose the general trend for the sake of greed for small profits; It is really a wise move not to be alarmed, to enter the boundary slowly, and not to be jealous of the emptiness of the city.
"Ahh Yes. Yes? ”
"Do substitutions work? That's it? That's it! ”
The wraiths lost twelve in a row, 10,000 + 20,000 + 40,000 + 80,000 + 160,000 + 320,000 + 640,000 + 1,280,000 + 2,560,000 + 5,120,000 + 1,024,000 + 20,480,000 equal to 40,950,000 points.
"Gargamel, here, the strength of the fifth-level full moon, she is a spirit body with women as the main thinking ability"
"There are still more than 20 million yuan left before the water of wisdom, Jiang Xiaoyou looked at the water of wisdom, treasure No. 017, which needs sixty-nine million points."
"Can you do more computing than Gargamel?"
"I'm a level 6 biochip, she's only a level 5 biochip, and half of my computing power is much higher than her."
Gargamel's soul squeezed in, and his ruddy skin inadvertently revealed a hint of coldness.
"I'd better keep interfering with Gargamel, if she's angry, your odds should be much higher."
"Do you know what's the funniest joke in our wilderness lately, old man? An eighteen-hundred-year-old woman of the blood clan always likes to pretend to be tender, and at night she uses dark energy to turn herself into a twenty-eight girl, and the next morning she always scares the man to death when she has a boyfriend, haha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia......"
Jiang Xiaoyou suddenly found that he couldn't say a word.
"Felin, what's going on? I was speechless. ”
"She used forbidden words on you,
You still don't speak, if you talk again, I'm afraid that even if there is Xiyang, Huiyue will strangle you if she looks at her outside the mirror.
As it went on, the table exploded.
The sky was full of soot and exploded everywhere, and Jiang Xiaoyou's face could be wiped with a layer of ash.
"Holy! Isn't that a scoundrel? ”
"You still don't accumulate points so fast, the Warlock Alliance and the High Energy Association together are not enough for half of the number of Xiyang Wizards, if you get too many treasures, you will die."
Jiang Xiaoyou went to participate in the intellectual puzzle again, starting from the first question, it was also 10,000 points, and then doubled in turn
Question 1: On a dark and windy night, why does a person reach out and lose his five fingers?
Answer: Because he only has four fingers.
Question 2: What starts to be soft, the more it is stirred, the harder it becomes, the more it is stirred, the thicker it becomes?
【Answer】Rye baguette.
Question 3: You have a thing on your body, you can't hold it with your right hand, you can't hold it with your left hand, others can hold it with your left and right hands, what is this thing?
【Answer】Left hand.
Question 4: Aris is an excellent soldier, when he was on duty, Aris found that an enemy was quietly approaching him, but he turned a blind eye, why is this?
【Answer】Because he is aiming at the enemy.
Question 5: There is a squad of guards who are training parachuting in a magic airship, and the captain said that it takes 30 seconds to pull the parachute after jumping out of the plane, but everyone else landed safely, but one person unfortunately died, why is this?
Answer: Because the person who died had a stutter.
Question 6: Two Hell Three-Headed Hounds are racing, A Hell Three-Headed Hound is running very fast, and B Hell Three-headed Hound is running very slowly, and when they reach the finish line, the Hell Three-Headed Hound sweats a lot?
【Answer】The Three-Headed Hound of Hell does not sweat.
Question 7: Yuppie and Ephia came to the river at the same time, both of them wanted to cross the river, there is only one boat on the river, and the boat can only carry one person, can Yuppie and Ephia both cross the river?
Answer: Yes, because they are on one side of the river.
Question 8, move below, the top is very excited, the top moves, the bottom will be very painful, guess a sport.
【Answer】Fishing
After answering the eight questions, a young, slender and plump, beautiful and generous female resentful spirit turned into ashes in front of Jiang Xiaoyou with a bang.
Jiang Xiaoyou wanted to participate in wizard chess, and the resentful spirits thought to themselves that Jiang Xiaoyou couldn't play wizard chess well, after all, Go and chess are two different things.
The rules of chess are very special, the head of the elephant is pointy, the head of the horse is like a real horse, and the head of the pawn is round, like a round ball. The king's head is cross-shaped.
On the top of the queen's head was a small ball, much like her head in a high collar. The head of the car resembles the ancient city walls. The shape of the chess pieces is very eye-catching.
(I like this chess game from Ron of the Harry Potter protagonist trio.,Sometimes I play two games online.,Friends who like it can also try)
The chess board has eight horizontal rows, eight vertical columns, and 64 black and white squares. The chess pieces are also divided into black and white, and they are arranged on the board in the following way: one for the king and one for the queen, placed in the middle of the bottom line of the board, remember, black after black and white after white.
There were two elephants, one on the left and one on the left and one on the queen and one on the right and one on the queen. There are two horses, one on the left and one on the left and one of the elephants. There are also two carts, one on the left and one on the left and one on the horse.
There were eight creeps, placed in the front row of the king, queen, elephant, horse, and chariot, as if to protect them.
Chess is played like this: the king can move straight or diagonally, but only one square at a time. Hou and Wang can walk in a straight line or diagonally, but there is no limit to the number of squares you can walk at a time.
For example, you can only walk diagonally, the car can only walk in a straight line, and there is no limit to the number of squares you can walk at a time. Marco is different, every time he walks, he always walks straight and then diagonally for a step.
Creeps can only move one at a time, but they eat diagonally, so you just need to remember to "go straight and eat diagonally".
"Chess is a very beneficial sport, it has taken the world by storm, and the wizard of the sun, Legber, has called it "the crystallization of wizard wisdom."
In his autobiography, he wrote: "When I first saw it when I was an apprentice, I was really fascinated by the vivid and elegant three-dimensional chess pieces, the ever-changing and interesting chess games. When I was playing chess, I was a commander with thousands of troops, and even the king and queen had to obey me. I often led my men and horses on expeditions to the south, and when I caught the king of the opposing side, the joy of victory was born.
The great singer of the Middle Domain, the poet Goaried, called chess "the game of the wise."
Race starts:
Jiang Xiaoyou let the horse rush up first, aiming at the strange spirit's car, and the strange spirit also transferred the car up, trying to kill Jiang Xiaoyou's horse, but the strange spirit also put the car on Jiang Xiaoyou's elephant's mouth, Jiang Xiaoyou laughed, and the flying elephant ate the car.
Jiang Xiaoyou transferred all his troops to the front line again, trying to force the treacherous spirit to transfer the trump card - and then annihilate it. Sure enough, in order to resist my fierce attack, the treacherous spirit transferred the rear up, killed several of Jiang Xiaoyou's soldiers, and tried to kill Jiang Xiaoyou's king.
But Jiang Xiaoyou's soldiers had already taken advantage of the treacherous spirit to cut off the retreat. After a while, after fighting alone, he was besieged and killed by Jiang Xiaoyou and Che Ma Xiang.
The treacherous spirit blew his beard and glared angrily, and all his soldiers were brought up. Jiang Xiaoyou immediately commanded his subordinates to block the enemy's various advance routes, and then dispatched a soldier, and after killing a few lone enemies by taking advantage of the treacherous spirit's inattention, he rushed to the bottom line of the treacherous spirit's emptiness, and became the queen!
At the same time, Jiang Xiaoyou put the original rear on the front line, and under Jiang Xiaoyou's two rear attacks, coupled with the cooperation of my chariots, horses and elephants, the enemy soldiers died one after another.
The treacherous spirit also repented twice in a row because of the fierce attack on the king. (When your king is targeted and you don't notice it, the opponent must remind you to repent, up to two times, and the third time your king can be killed.) These are the rules of chess. )
In the end, there were Jiang Xiaoyou's carts and horses on both sides of the treacherous king, and the retreat was cut off by Jiang Xiaoyou's back, and there was a rear horse guarding the front, and several remnants of the treacherous face were watched by Jiang Xiaoyou's other subordinates and could not come to rescue the king.
In the end, the wraith had no choice but to throw in the towel.
Only three or four times were won, and the Witcher Chess exploded.
After that, gambling on the two drops of rain on the window, the one that fell first, and other activities would explode mercilessly as long as Jiang Xiaoyou participated.
Gargamel directly threw Jiang Xiaoyou to the Adventure Plain, Jiang Xiaoyou was dizzy and lying on the grass, and compared a long middle finger to the sky!
(This chapter is really hard to write, brothers, can you give me an investment collection recommendation?) (✪▽✪))