Chapter 304, I feel like my body is hollowed out
If you want to talk about Klose's inner concerns, you have to mention these big beauties around him.
Now he has basically decided on several bride candidates. As for the beast-eared lady Jason, he is not worried, but as an aspiring lord who is determined to get rid of the title of hand-shaking shopkeeper, he must get the heart of a beautiful woman! That was Olivia, the chief general of the military minister in his territory, the centaur.
Pursuing a centaur? Klose smiled wryly when he thought about it.
What do you need to do? Olivia is much bigger than him in terms of strength and size. I don't know much about the habits of a horse, let alone a centaur.
After thinking about it, Klose decided to put the horse aside and treat her as a woman.
On this day, Klose, who got up early to go to the beach for a run, saw Olivia, who was also exercising in the morning, from a distance.
Since the centaur learned the martial arts such as Tai Chi and Wing Chun given to him by Klose, his personal strength has made a qualitative leap!
She re-smelted the greatsword she had used before, forging a two-handed sword combination of a long sword and a short sword.
Although it doesn't look as imposing as the previous giant sword in terms of size, it makes it more powerful in terms of use! The moves are even weirder! It's hard to guard against.
At this time, Olivia was wearing a tight-fitting practice suit. On the shore where the first snow melts, he is playing a set of self-created Tai Chi swords.
Klose wanted to tease her, so he sneaked up behind the centaur and took out a long stick from his bosom.
When the centaur was in the middle of his spirit, Klose suddenly shook a stick and shouted, "Look at the gun!" ”
He imitated some of the bridges and actions he saw in the TV series in his previous life, and used some fancy marksmanship to attack the centaur directly.
And Olivia, who was practicing the sword, subconsciously turned around and blocked, followed by unloading the force and taking out the sword, and the action was done in one go.
Klose, who was still playing with the spear, didn't expect the centaur to move so quickly, like a cloud without stagnation. He didn't check for a while, but he was caught off guard by the other party!
Seeing that the short sword in the centaur's hand was about to stab Klose, our little lord mustered up his strength and dodged with a lazy donkey.
But suddenly, a weight pressed down on his hands and body. Olivia's whole body pounced on Klose, and a long sword and a short sword in her left and right hands were inserted into the cheeks of the little lord, and they almost touched his neck.
"Stop~~~ I admit defeat, I admit defeat!"
Klose begged for mercy loudly, without any regard for the image. And the centaur also saw clearly at this moment, the person who came was actually his lord?
She exclaimed, and was about to stand up and put her sword into the sheath, but Klose grabbed her waist and pulled her back.
Olivia was momentarily weightless, and fell on Klose.
The little lord let out an "oops", but he was face to face with the centaur.
I only heard the little lord laugh and said, "My chief knight, is it time for you to lose weight?" I can't stand the weight of this weight. ”
Olivia was slightly stunned, she propped herself up in embarrassment, and hurriedly apologized to Klose.
"I'm so sorry, my lord! Our centaurs weigh much more than the average human.... Sorry for bothering you. ”
And when Olivia stood up, she found that her lord's hands were still on her body and she had no intention of letting go. It's just that at this time, Klose turned over and rode directly on her back!
You know, centaurs are the most taboo race to be ridden. After all, they are not war horses, but proud centaurs! They hate being used as mounts. Of course, with the exception of their monarch and loved ones, anyone touching their backs is like a provocation in exchange for their lives!
Olivia's heart was shocked, she didn't understand how Klose today could suddenly ride on her back? But the little lord not only rode on her back, but also wrapped his two hands around her chest in a very dishonest way.
The centaur knight's face turned red in an instant! But she couldn't shake Klose off her back.
"Big... My lord! You... What do you do here? Please let go..."
Olivia felt her voice tremble a little, she was not as nervous as she was at this moment, even in the face of thousands of troops.
What the hell is this little lord thinking? Is he teasing himself?
But Klose, who was riding on horseback, laughed evilly: "My chief knight, in order to let me hand over the army to you with peace of mind, I have thought of a way. ”
"What... What's the solution? ”
Olivia felt her voice tremble even more.
But Klose hugged Olivia with both hands, but his mouth was leaning over the centaur's ear and exhaling hot air.
"It's very simple, you marry me and become my princess~~ So that my dark demon army will also be handed over to you to command without any scruples."
Olivia's heart jumped! It turns out that her lord is planning to do this? But on second thought, his request is understandable... As a general who holds military and political power in the territory, if he is not a close relative of the lord, it is indeed difficult to be convincing.
Olivia hesitated slightly, but suddenly stopped struggling.
She fell to her knees on her knees, letting Klose's bad hands roam around.
The knight's cheeks flushed slightly, and after hesitating for a moment, she said decisively, "Olivia... Be willing to be your side room and lead the army to conquer the city and conquer the world for you! Rest assured, Olivia has no second heart for you! You are the pilot night light of my life, bringing me hope when I am most helpless! Even if Olivia was asked to sacrifice her body as a tribute, she would never frown her eyebrows. ”
Klose had just wanted to give it a try as a scoundrel and see if he could get the centaurs to do the same. But I didn't expect that the other party was willing to give his life? It seems that I am really thinking too much.
He stopped what he was doing, rolled over and jumped off the back of the centaur, facing the latter.
He put his hands on the centaur's shoulders and nodded with a serious face: "My women are not divided into the main room and the side room, you are all my wives!" Not only does this city need your help, but we will also build our own warm little home together! I also hope that you can give birth to a litter of small centaur babies for me, I would love to know how cute they were when they were young~~~"
Olivia's cheeks were a little redder at what the little lord said. She bowed her body to make herself look more humble.
Klose rolled over again and rode on her back, and slapped the horse's buttocks.
"Let's go~~let's go back to the castle and give birth to a pony~~!"
This action of the little lord made Olivia's heart pound! If she wants to abide by the rules of chivalry all her life, she will be taught to obey orders and abide by them. So his choice to marry his lord shouldn't be considered a violation of this knightly code, right? After all, this is the lord's order.
These are the people who live around the Demon Eagle Castle, and they have all seen an amazing scene today!
Their little lord actually rode on the back of the centaur general, and the two seemed quite close, so they ran all the way back to the Eagle Castle from the sea. And when this news reached the army of the Dark Demon Army, everyone was surprisingly happy.
"Roar, roar~~~ I just said that our general will become a princess sooner or later!"
One of the dwarves laughed.
"Hey~~ I should have been the first to come up with this conjecture, right?"
Another goblin was not to be outdone.
"Shut up, y'all! Olivia-sama has been a candidate for the lord's harem from the beginning, but then guess who will be the next princess? ”
Another orc followed.
At this time, the Absolute Shadow, who was already a high-ranking officer of the Dark Demon Army, wiped the dagger in his hand and said with a cold expression: "Hmph, who else could it be?" Our leader, Lord Jason, of course. ”
As soon as he said this, the surrounding dark demon armies all laughed maliciously.
Lord Jason has an outgoing and energetic personality, and he likes to burrow into the lord's bed when he has nothing to do. But now that the lord has taken a wife, she is the last! I have to say, it's really surprising.
And Jason, who got the news, made a surprise attack on Klose's bedroom that night!
She didn't care if she slept in the bed with the night breeze or the centaur, she just felt that she couldn't be left behind! Among these women around the lord, in terms of appearance and figure, where is wrong with themselves? The little lord is hers! No one wants to rob her!
That night, Klose's bedroom was so screaming that at noon the next day, their little lord came out against the wall.
I only heard him scold as he walked: "Damn... Damn it... Damn Jason! See how I'll clean you up next time! Lao Tzu's waist is about to be broken... Ouch... No, I'll have to go to Ian and mix me up with some potions! ”
Our little lord has to consider using fierce medicine before he is seventeen years old, and he doesn't know how long his body can last....