Chapter 81: Laziness
Z City – Saitama House
Kihana Saki knelt on the tatami mat at night, looking curiously at this familiar and unfamiliar house.
Looking at that LCD TV, that air conditioner, refrigerator......
Oh~
It seems that Saitama has a good life.
Saitama walked out of the room, holding two bottles of lemon-flavored Coke, one on the table in front of Saki Kihana.
"Slow use, uh... Teacher. ”
Saitama maintained a listless salted egg face, sat down in front of Kinasaki Yashin, opened the Coke, immediately poured a sip, and drank it.
Saitama took a break from the plain little and floated out so lazily.
Kihana Saki looked at Saitama's appearance, and her eyes were slightly condensed:
"Saitama ~ I feel like you seem to be becoming... Lazy? ”
"Lazy?"
Saitama didn't care, and took out the remote control of the air conditioner with a blank face and pressed it.
Drip~
Suddenly, the cool air conditioning was released from the air conditioner, making the originally stuffy room glow with a touch of coolness.
Then Saitama took out a mattress, slept on his side, took out another remote control, and turned on the TV.
Saitama just like that, lying on her side, switching to the TV station, watching anime on TV, and then occasionally taking a sip of Coke.
。。。。
Well?
Looking at this Saitama, Kihana Sakura's little head tilted.
How did this Saitama become like this?
No way! As my great disciple! How can you be so lazy!
Muhua Saki Yexin suddenly straightened her waist, her face was straight, and she said in a serious tone!
"Saitama!"
"Huh?"
Saitama turned his eyes to Saki Kohana.
Kihana Saki said in a heartfelt manner:
"Do you remember anything?"
"I ...... at the beginning"
"Oh!"
Saitama suddenly stood up with a look of consciousness.
And Muhua Saki was a little stunned at night, and she woke up before she finished speaking?
Watching Saitama, she ran to the kitchen with an excited face.
Wood Flower Saki Night Heart: "??? ”
Soon, Saitama brought in several large bags of snacks like potato chips, shrimp crackers, small biscuits, and the like.
He placed the snack under his mat and returned to his position as he opened a packet of chips.
That's it, while watching TV, after a while, grab a handful of potato chips and throw them into your mouth, and take another sip of Coke.
I was full of drinks, and I took a casual break.
Ah~comfortable~~
……
Looking at this scene, Kihana Saki Yashin's little hands clenched her fists, stood up, and shouted at Saitama!
"Laziness!"
"Laziness!!"
"Lazy !!"
"It's so lazy!! Saitama! ”
However, Saitama's posture and expression did not move at all, except for his gaze on the angry Kihana Saki Yashin, and he even slapped his stomach with a leisurely paw.
Muhua Saki was furious, and her little face bulged: "You guy! In my absence! What the hell is going on! ”
Saitama was expressionless: "Huh? ”
"Nothing?"
"It's normal heroic activities, boxing, training, and leisurely times, like watching TV right now."
As she spoke, Saitama pointed to the lemon-flavored Coke on the table in front of Saki Kihana.
"Speaking of which, teacher, it's delicious.
If the teacher doesn't want it, I'll take it. ”
"Hah! ~”(↗)
Muhua Saki is not angry at night, what kind of answer is this, as my disciple!
I......
I!
I'll do it!
When Kihana Saki suddenly didn't know what to say, she looked at the cola on the table, and then at Saitama, who was lying on Ge You.
Immediately took the cola on the table and opened the pull ring!
Strike!
The sound of soda foam!
Saki Kihana took the Coke and looked at Saitama fiercely: "Hmph! My Coke! I won't give it to you! ”
As she spoke, Saki Muhua immediately picked up the Coke and took a sip with her head up!
The next moment.
Mu Hana Saki's eyes changed, she felt the cold and comfortable Coke, with bubbles hitting her throat, and suddenly a cold and refreshing comfort, from the throat into the body, and then from the body into the limbs, that is from the bottom of the heart into the soul of the cold comfort!
After drinking half a bottle, Muhua Saki put down the Coke and said goodbye with an intoxicated face!
"Hiccup~~"
"Aha~"
Muhua Saki Yexin's face flushed with intoxication, and when she looked at the Coke in her hand, her eyes suddenly lit up!
……
Z City No Man's Land Streets.
On the silent and uninhabited dilapidated streets, a huge monster that looks like a lizard stands on the street road, leisurely walking in this no-man's land.
The monster held its lizard head and looked around as it walked.
"Weirdo exclusion zone? Sure enough, it's just a bluffing thing. ”
As he spoke, it stopped, looked up at the sky, opened its bloody mouth and shouted!
"The owner of the restricted area! I'm here to challenge you!
If you hear that, come out and fight the King of the Dragons! ”
The lizard-monster's voice echoed through the deserted streets, but no one responded.
The weirdo looked around at the motionless neighborhood and shook his lizard head.
"What a forbidden area, a waste of Lao Tzu's time!"
With that, it turned to leave.
However, as soon as it turned around, it saw a human girl.
Chinatsu smiled at the lizard monster and raised her hand to say hello.
"Hello~ I'm not the owner of the forbidden area.
But I'm supposed to be his friend or something. ”
Call!
The lizard monster's dinosaur-like head spewed two gasps from its tiny nostrils, and it looked angry.
"Human! I am the King of the Eccentric Zephyr Dragon! I, who are invincible in the mountains, come here to challenge the strong! The strong are invincible! Weak humans must die! ”
As he spoke, the lizard monster strained under his feet.
Boom!
The ground suddenly cracked with several cracks.
With his legs stomping on the ground and his huge body at the same time, he was like a bull like a hill, and he rushed towards Chinatsu at great speed!
However, looking at the lizard monster who rushed over, Chixia was not in a hurry, and even casually stuck out his little tongue and complained: "Is your weirdo's hatred for humans really strange? ”
At this time, the strange man had already approached Qianxia, and with a claw, it instantly tore through the air and drew three terrifying air blades!
It's all a phenomenon caused by the strength of the lizard monster!
Qianxia smiled, and suddenly turned to the side slightly, and her claws suddenly slashed past her, and the three qi blades directly cut three grooves on the ground, slashing towards the building behind!
Rumble!
I saw that the residential building behind was directly cut off by these three air blades, and the entire building collapsed!
However, the lizard monster's sensory attack will not be so simple, the claws miss, and it suddenly turns around and flicks its tail!
With a flick of the tail, the air erupted with a mournful whistle.
The powerful force was like a big whip that cut through everything, cutting through the air and swinging towards Chinatsu with unparalleled speed.
In the face of the terrifying whip, Chixia smiled, did not retreat but advanced, stepped out in one step, and moved forward in an arc with both hands!
Moment!
The huge tail that was thrown at great speed was slightly flicked by Qianxia's white and tender hands, and it deviated directly upwards!
Chinatsu kept moving forward, leaning back slightly, letting her tail run over her face, and she also made her way to the lizard monster.
The lizard monster's tail flicking attack had just ended, and it was still in the stage of backswinging the attack, but Chixia was still ready to attack.
It could even see the smiling expression on China's face, with a smile full of mockery.
I saw that Qianxia held yin with her left hand and yang with her right hand, yin and yang combined! (Half of the watermelon in the left hand, half of the watermelon in the right hand, and then put it together, and the turtle sent qigong to make a shot!) )
The palms were pushed out, and the heavy imprint was on the lizard monster's body!
Boom!
A wave of anger centered on a strange person, scattered in all directions!
The ground beneath the lizardman's feet burst into countless cracks, but its massive body stood still.
The lizard monster didn't move, and Chinatsu kept the movement of holding her palms together and pushing it out of the lizard monster's belly.
For a second... Two seconds......
Burst!
The lizard monster suddenly spat out a mouthful of thick green liquid, and Chixia retreated in time to dodge.
She stood still, looking at the strange man who was still motionless after vomiting blood, kept smiling, and didn't pay any attention to the strange man, and walked directly past the lizard monster.
Stay away......
The lizard monster was motionless, but its eyes were blurred, and its body was completely powerless, and it showed a hint of mockery.
What, I didn't expect to be defeated by a human......
It hurts......
That blow completely shattered the internal organs in my stomach.
In this way, the lizard monster closed his eyes, fell to his knees weakly, and then fell to the ground, and the breath of life gradually disappeared......
……
Chinatsu wandered around and came to the house where Saitama was.
"I haven't seen Senior Brother Saitama for a while, so he should miss me."
After all, it's true that it's been a long time since I saw her, and Senior Brother Saitama is still very good to her, and her martial arts teaching is not down, so if she doesn't go to visit, she will blame her for being unkind.
Chinatsu stood in front of her, grabbed the doorknob, took a deep breath, and slammed the door open!
"Saitama Senpai! I'm here to visit you! ”
Chixia kept an excited smile, her eyes scanning the room, and soon she locked onto the two of them in the lying position of Ge You.
Saitama was lying on her side on a mattress, with a large packet of potato chips and several Coke bottles in front of her.
And Muhua Saki Night Heart is a little exaggerated, she embodied a magic array, the illusory magic array material seems to be soft, the girl's petite body lies on the magic array, so that the lines of the magic array are concave a lot, and the girl floats slightly in the air.
There were a few cans of Coke floating around him, and a few packets of snacks such as shrimp crackers, potato chips, etc., all of them.
After Qianxia entered the door, the lazy eyes of the two looked directly at each other.
Chinatsu's smile froze suddenly.
What the hell is this!?
Why is there a lot of laziness in the house!?
Have both Mr. Night Heart and Brother Saitama fallen?
"Oh~ It's China~ Come and watch TV. This one is pretty good. ”
Muhua Saki was lying on the magic array with a soft heart, her body was full of laziness, and her voice was much softer, obviously extremely lazy.
After speaking, a bottle of Coke automatically floated to the mouth of Muhua Saki Yexin, and she naturally took a sip, and then gently took a beating.
A few potato chips also flew out of the snack gift bag, automatically floating into the mouth of Wood Flower Saki Night Heart.
Subsequently, Saki Kohana continued to focus on the anime on TV.
As for Saitama, Saitama just glanced at Chinatsu, nodded slightly, and then continued to watch TV.
Chixia was stunned.
"Why? Will you become so lazy? What the hell is going on!? ”
Saitama and Kihana Saki looked at Chisa in unison again, and the lazy eyes and lazy breath hit Chinatsu's face.
"Chinatsu, we're just resting for a while, a beaver's rest and entertainment......"
It was Saki Kohana who spoke, and Saitama just nodded slightly, and then continued to watch TV.
Chixia was stunned.
Rest and play?
She also came to Saki Kihana and Saitama, and watched the anime on TV.
It tells the story of seven flavors of Coke Man saving the world.
Chixia watched and unconsciously sat on the tatami mat next to Saki Kihana, and reached out to take down the coke and snacks floating next to Saki Kihana.
……
……
Genos flew from the sky and landed in front of Saitama's house, his fist raised, his eyes piercing.
"Dr. Kusno has helped me upgrade the parts again, and this time, I should have enough strength to let the teacher use all his strength!"
As he spoke, Genos opened the door and stepped into the room, he looked at the scene in the house, his face was cold, and he was immediately stunned.
He seemed to see the three salted fish that had fallen to the limit.
The three people who were lying on the salted fish immediately looked at Genos, who entered the door.
The breath of laziness, the posture of salted fish......
Chixia smiled and picked up a bottle of Coke and said to Genos: "Yo~ Genos, let's watch TV." ”
Genos looked at the Coke handed over by Chixia in a daze, and looked at Saitama and Saki Kihana, who had fallen into a salted fish state.
The siren sounded loudly in my heart.
It was as if he would fall into the abyss of hell when he took the bottle of Coke!
Infected by the breath of laziness......
……
……
The Eccentric Society.
The staff officer of the Weird Society-Big Blazing Eyes!
It had humanoid limbs, a round head, almost all tentacles with orb tips, and a large eye on its face.
It held a strange scroll and watched it left and right.
"Huh? Want to pull it apart and take a look? ”
"What are you doing?"
A black weirdo, in the form of a Teletubbies, like a humanoid sperm weirdo, suddenly came to Dajiong's side.
Dajiong glanced at it and continued to focus on the scroll.
"It feels like it's dangerous to open, there's definitely something in there."
"Dangerous?"
Black sperm weirdo with a look of disdain.
"Hey, hey, hey, this is our territory, what danger can threaten us? Could it be that this is a bomb? ”
Dajiong's eyes blinked and nodded.
"It's not impossible, so I'd better go outside and test it."
However, at this very time.
The scroll in Da Jiongyan's hand suddenly revealed a little red mist...
An extremely evil aura suddenly seeped out of the scroll.
"Hey, hey, what's going on with this breath?"
The black sperm weirdo looked at the scroll, and its heart was full of alarm, a bad feeling, permeating his heart.
Da Jiongyan also sensed that something was wrong, and immediately threw the scroll to the ground.
The next moment.
The reels open automatically!
They could see that there was a portrait of what seemed to be a ghost on the scroll, a red ghost!
Da Jiong's eyes felt more and more bad.
"Hey, hey, what's in this portrait isn't going to run out, is it?"
The black sperm freak was shocked.
The next moment!
The image of the scroll lit up, and the red mist began to spread rapidly, and the aura of the extremely evil, which seemed to be the dark evil of the world, suddenly filled the entire crypt.
Some of the weirdos in the Weird Guild felt this breath, and of course, that extremely dangerous sense of unease.
As the feeling of uneasiness in his heart became more and more serious, Da Jiongyan immediately did not hesitate to notify all the combatants with his mental power!
"There is an enemy invasion! Come on! ”
This moment!
The reels are starting to glow red!
A figure was projected from the scroll......