Chapter 133: Children's Songs and Limericks

Walking through the entrance-like area, there are three forks in the road, which lead to the [Natural Museum], the [Humanities and History Museum], and the [Industrial Culture Museum].

Since there was a child named Ivana in the team, at her insistence, the group went to the [Natural Museum] to visit first.

When the little girl heard that she could see a cute animal called a panda there, she jumped up and down in front of her.

But it didn't take long for Zhu Fugui to hear Ivana's exclamation.

Mo Bai hurriedly rushed to the front, but found the little girl sitting on the ground, trembling at the dinosaur skeleton in front of her.

The restored skeleton of this Tyrannosaurus rex was exchanged by Zhu Fugui with a real fossil and the [Capital Museum of Natural History].

Since the donation of fossils of the dinosaur to the [Capital Museum of Natural History] for a fee, the geological and hydrological expedition team of the Ministry of Industry of the Ming Dynasty and the Jinyiwei Gold Army have discovered many fossils one after another.

There are many fossils in this ghost place in North America, and they are in good condition, so Zhu Fugui has never thought of using fossils to pretend to be ghosts.

But it has to be said that people's memories are actually very easy to modify by themselves.

The fossil of the dinosaur in the dragon incident at that time was in good condition, and it was easy to tell that it was a large crocodile rather than a dragon.

But the more than 300 people who lived through that incident were sure that it was definitely a dragon, not a crocodile.

Even if they later found a dinosaur fossil, they could find hundreds of differences.

Coupled with the mystery of the instant disappearance of the dragon bone, the legend of the dragon is still talked about.

In fact, there are almost no real fossils in the Natural Museum of the Ming Royal Museum.

Zhu Fugui donated all the seven fossils found one after another to the [Capital Museum of Natural History] for a fee, took cash, and asked for a lot of high-restoration fakes from the [Capital Museum of Natural History].

Of course, Zhu Fugui did this for a reason.

Because he found that this was not only completely legal and compliant, but also highly praised by the cultural authorities many times, and a lot of pennants and honorary certificates were collected, and the cultural value was not consumed, but increased!

Others think that 500 yuan plus a pennant is a blood loss, and Zhu Fugui ......

Well, five hundred dollars is also a blood loss.

However, Director Ouyang of the [Capital Museum of Natural History] was still very powerful, and won as much compensation as possible for Zhu Fugui, an enthusiastic overseas Chinese.

In short, Zhu Fugui's current fossil resale business is like a fish in water, eating two in one pot.

Zhu Fugui saw that Ivana, a troublemaker, was frightened by a plaster cast, and couldn't help but stroking his palms and laughing.

This smile made Ivana stop her tears.

"Broken bones!"

She tried to kick the Tyrannosaurus Rex's calf bone, but was caught by the brocade guard warrior who was guarding the model.

Zhu Fugui stepped forward and seriously criticized: "Every grass and tree in the museum belongs to the property of the Ming Dynasty, and the Ming Imperial Family represents the direction of advanced productive forces and people's well-being, so you are destroying all the people of the Ming Dynasty!" ”

"If you break a piece of grass, I will deduct a month's salary from your father, so that you have no money to buy candy to eat!"

Zhu Fugui suppressed Ivana with a vicious threat, and Yin Susu pretended to be red faced.

She picked up Ivana and listened with interest as the narrator told the story of the prehistoric beast.

In the end, Ivana still got her wish and saw the panda in her heart.

It's a pity that this is just a Chow Chow dyed in black and white.

Even so, Ivana and several other children were already fascinated by it.

The narrator also introduced in a timely manner: "Children, do you want to hug the real giant pandas? When the Lord of Long Live takes our army back to East Asia and Sichuan, we will be able to hold the real panda! ”

After a while, the panda pavilion sounded the immature children's voice of "Fight back to East Asia, liberate Sichuan, capture and roll alive, one person at a time".

Compared with the nature museum, which increases children's knowledge, the highlight of the museum is naturally the humanities and history museum.

Of course, if it is outrageous to use a chow chow to pretend to be a panda, then Zhu Fugui's nonsense in the history museum can no longer be described as outrageous, it can be said to be mad.

But Zhu Fugui himself has no psychological pressure on this.

History is originally a little girl who dresses up at will, she just used a little more blush, what's all the fuss?

My wife was also red all over her body back then!

Last night too......

may be tired of playing with "Panda", Mo Bai has to take on the heavy responsibility of carrying the child.

But he was very energetic, after all, he came to the museum today, mainly to see these precious historical relics.

Different from the playful and cute nature museum, as soon as you enter the area of the history museum, a dignified sense of vicissitudes comes to your face.

As with the Tyrannosaurus Rex restoration, a rusty copper cannon is placed at the entrance.

"The Instrument of the Thief Chief Nurhachi"

This is the introduction of this bronze cannon.

In line with the principle of saying more and making more mistakes, and saying less and making fewer mistakes, Zhu Fugui designed the profile to be very simple.

Otherwise, there will be too many places where the unsolved case of bombardment of Nurhachi cannot withstand scrutiny.

As a soldier, Mo Bai immediately became interested and wanted to step forward to study this cannon carefully.

It's a pity that this cannon is covered by a huge glass cover, and Mo Bai can only observe it from a distance, and he can't really see it.

"Sure enough, the craftsmanship is still much worse than the new red-coat cannon of the army today!"

"Dr. Xing is truly a remarkable person who can transform such a primitive cannon into a powerful new cannon...... Hey? ”

Suddenly, Mo Bai found a strange thing, and hurriedly asked the commentator on the side: "Mr. guide, why does it seem that there is something on the base of this cannon?"

"Haha, this gentleman, you are the first person to raise this blind spot today, you are a soldier, right?" The narrator asked enthusiastically with a megaphone.

"That's right, I serve in the Army, and as far as I know, bronze-tired cannons are very heavy, and they don't usually cast superfluous parts, right?" Mo Bai said strangely.

"You're right, actually, the part on the base was welded on later."

The narrator explained, "His Majesty Emperor Liezong of the Great Ming Dynasty, who is the father of today's son, found this cannon from the treasure house of the ancestors with the help of Xing Jiuliu, the commander of the Jinyi Guard. ”

"At that time, this cannon was called the Shenwei General Cannon, but His Majesty Liezong felt that such a thin name was really sorry for Nurhachi's generation of heroes, so he deliberately cast a dog's head and renamed this cannon 'Dog's Head Cannon', which cannot be enjoyed by thieves above the Prince of Manchu Angsa."

"When the cannon was transported before, His Majesty came to see it once, and when His Majesty saw that the cannon body was already rusty and mottled, he sighed with emotion, and couldn't help but write a poem——"

"Dog's head cannon, bombard the old dog, dusty and dirty for a hundred years, I hope that it will be reactivated today, one cannon will send Daoguang, one cannon will send Chief Lin, and three cannons will send away shame and hatred!"

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