Chapter 114: You Still Have Smoke
Ye Lingjun casually took a taxi on the side of the road.
Ye Lingjun opened the car door, lowered his head and sat in the back seat of the car, and straightened his long hair: "Master, Huanghua Airport."
The driver master was an obscene-looking man, and when he saw Ye Lingjun's appearance, his eyes straightened, and he reached out to wipe the saliva from the corner of his lips: "...... Okay."
Ye Lingjun glanced up and down at the driver, the driver was about twenty years old, but from the outside, he looked like he was in his forties, much older than his peers, thin and small, his spirit was very poor, premature ejaculation was a little serious, he should have masturbated too much, his face was covered with pus, and his appearance was extremely obscene.
Ye Lingjun kindly reminded: "Driver, brother, your body is a little serious, you can restrain yourself a little at night."
The driver's brother has an open-minded personality, he is not the kind of person who twists and turns, he understands what Ye Lingjun said in seconds, he has been masturbating alone for several years, and he can't quit at all.
The driver's brother turned the steering wheel and confessed, "If I have a girlfriend, can I still solve it myself?" Just said a word directly to Ye Lingjun.
Ye Lingjun chuckled: "But if you don't quit now, it will have some impact on your sex life in the future, and if you continue to indulge yourself like this, I am afraid that you will not be able to satisfy your future girlfriend in the future." Ye Lingjun likes to talk to people with bold personalities, so he reminded him a few more words.
"Little sister, look at me as a poor dick, how can I find a girlfriend, who will look up to me if I look ugly." The driver's brother disdainfully lit a hibiscus king.
Ye Lingjun pressed the window button with his index finger, the window slowly rolled down, and his eyes were closed and the wind was blowing: "But have you ever thought that if you continue like this, you will attract powerful ghosts."
"Every time you enjoy this feeling of lust, you have to pay a price, and that is to consume your own yang energy."
The driver's brother couldn't stop laughing: "According to you, can't we solve it when we men are very empty?"
Ye Lingjun opened his eyes: "It's not that this is appropriate, overindulgence will only ruin you."
"Wow, this young lady really can't see that you understand men so well, to be honest, do you want to get my attention when you say this, do you like me."
Ye Lingjun didn't have any expression on his face: "You think too much."
The driver's brother chuckled: "Why did you suddenly tell me about these men, don't you be ashamed?"
Ye Lingjun leaned into his ear and whispered, "What a shame to be with you, a ghost who died of overindulgence!"
The driver's face did not change when he heard Ye Lingjun say this: "When did you find out?"
"The smell of you." Ye Lingjun said lightly.
The corners of the driver's mouth rose: "What did I say? When you opened the window just now, you smelled the dead air on me."
"Possessed by people all year round to absorb their essence, don't you know that you are like this? How many people will be killed?" The driver's brother glanced at Ye Lingjun in the rearview mirror: "This is not bad, I want to blame these humans for being too fragile."
Ye Lingjun glanced at him: "Vulnerable? Weren't you human before? After death, you became a terrible ghost, why, you still have a sense of superiority when you are a ghost?"
The driver's brother coughed: "In my previous life, I lived too poorly, and I didn't feel that the world was so meaningful until I became a ghost."
Ye Lingjun retorted to him: "So is this the reason why you hurt others?"
The corner of the driver's mouth hooked up a bright smile: "You know what? You've been the first to talk to me for so long, and no one has ever wanted to talk to me before."
Ye Lingjun looked at the scenery outside the car window: "I didn't expect that I would calm down with a powerful ghost and chat lightly."
Ye Lingjun is the least verbose person, I didn't expect to chat with a ghost for so long today. ν.
The driver's brother hooked his lips and smiled: "This young lady, you and I are really in love."
Ye Lingjun looked at him through the rearview mirror: "Stop! Don't compare me with you, I'm not like you."
The driver's brother smiled without saying a word, opened a pack of betel nuts with one hand, and handed it to Ye Lingjun behind him: "Eat betel nuts or not."
Ye Lingjun did not take the betel nut he sent: "What do you want to say?"
The driver's brother chewed betel nut in his mouth and said, "Bosom friend is hard to find, this young lady I think you should be very strong, and it is worth dying in your hands."
Ye Lingjun didn't speak, looking at his vicissitudes of life, Ye Lingjun seemed to think of an old friend.
After a long time, the driver's brother lit a cigarette and said, "After the left turn in front, you will arrive at Huanghua Airport, if you want to kill or chop you."
Ye Lingjun stared straight into his eyes: "I have to say, you are much smarter than those powerful ghosts."
The driver's brother lit another cigarette and spit out the cigarette: "It's just that before I die, I have a wish, that is, this young lady can I ask your name."
Ye Lingjun ignored his words: "Do you still have smoke?"
"What?"