It's not that Wei Zhuang is so abusive, but Wei Zhuang is not very good at this man and woman in both his previous life and this life, and he will be arranged full of blind dates when he goes home every year during the New Year in his previous life.

I didn't expect to come to Fengshen and not escape this fate, so I still have to be introduced by others.

And I regret the ability of Yue Deng Chanyu Weizhuang, who is as beautiful as a flower and heroic. turned out to marry you three inches.

Wei Zhuang felt sorry for two women for a long time in his previous life, one was Deng Chanyu, and the other was Hu Sanniang in the Water Margin.

The same fate, the same regret.

For a few days, Wei Zhuang's heart was all up and down, and he couldn't sink his mind on the exercises, and he didn't have the idea to polish his martial arts, and his head was like paste all day long.

……

"Sir! Master! Oh no, Miss is gone! ”

Inside the house, Wen Zhongzheng and Deng Jiugong were sitting opposite each other, talking about the art of war, when suddenly someone hurriedly came to report.

Deng Jiugong's face suddenly changed, the so-called knowing daughter Mo Ruo's father. The next person came to report that Deng Chanyu was missing, and Deng Jiugong had a faint guess in his heart. Shout:

"Not good!"

"General Deng is panicking, and if you have something to say, speak slowly!"

Wen Zhong saw that Deng Jiugong's face was ugly, and he couldn't help but say something.

"Master Wen, my little girl Chanyu disappeared after entering the court, I'm worried that she went to King Wu'an to make trouble!"

Wen Zhong's face was also solemn when he heard this:

"That being the case, let's go quickly, don't let a good marriage be yellow!"

Deng Jiugong responded and immediately ordered his subordinates, if Deng Chanyu came back, report to them quickly, and this side also hurried away with Wen Zhong.

……

But it was said that Wei Zhuang was on his side, and Wei Zhuang was walking over in the center of the courtyard.

"Wei Zhuang, dare to meet me!"

Suddenly, I heard a coquettish shout from outside the door of the house.

Wei Zhuang frowned, flashed to the front of the mansion, and saw the butler jumping straight to the door of the mansion chattering:

"You, you little girl is so bold, dare to call my lord by name, you go quickly, you are in big trouble, you know no, don't hurry up, my lord is the king of Wu'an, who sees Chaoge City, you can't be called a general, you girl is really bold!"

"Butler, what's the noise!"

Wei Zhuang put his hands behind his back and said lightly.

The butler, who was chattering, was clever, glared at the girl, trotted, ran to Wei Zhuang's side, and said in a low voice:

"Master, this girl had to see you just now, but you told her that no one would be seen in the past few days, so I told her to come back in a few days, who knew that she was shouting outside the door."

"Humph! You old man, if it weren't for the harmlessness of your heart for half a day, my aunt and grandmother would have made you look for teeth all over the place! ”

At this moment, there was a coquettish snort.

Wei Zhuang looked for prestige, only to see the door of the mansion swaying and walking in, dressed in flower armor, with slender eyebrows, skin like white jade, and a double mustache on his head.

One hand plays with a five-colored stone in front of him, and the other hand carries a glaive knife behind his back.

Looking at him with a sly face, Wei Zhuang's pupils shrank instantly, he was stunned for a few seconds, his face turned red and lowered his head, Wei Zhuang swore that he had never been so ashamed of his blind date in his previous life.

He secretly took a few deep breaths, cheered himself up, and stammered:

"This... Belch... Girl... Belch... Uh, goo-dong! Belch... What's... Gui Gan? ”

"Hahaha!"

But it was this rash girl who came to the door with a knife and laughed:

"Listen, my name is Deng Chanyu, thinking of my husband is very simple, win against me, it's easy to say anything!"

"Whew!"

Hearing this, Wei Zhuang closed his eyes and let out a breath of turbidity, and when he opened his eyes again, he had already recovered the Qingming Dao:

"Yes! As Miss Tang said"

Wei Zhuang looked directly at Deng Chanyu, although his face was still a little flushed, his eyes were unwavering.

"Chanyu! Rebel, what are you doing here! ”

Just as the two of them agreed, there was a sound of drinking at the door.

Wei Zhuang, who had just calmed down secretly, suddenly shuddered, and secretly said in his heart: "What a loud voice!" ”

"Senior brother, you... It's okay with Miss Deng! ”

Wen Zhong and Deng Jiugong arrived at the door together, and each went straight to Weizhuang and Deng Chanyu.

"Senior brother, don't worry!"

Secretly, Wei Zhuang secretly gave Wen Zhong a thumbs up, and Wen Zhong's eyes lit up when he saw it.

The other side

"Father, you don't have to take care of me, I said, I want to have a competition with him."

"Nonsense! King Wu'an has experienced a hundred battles, where is your fledgling woman can challenge casually! ”

Deng Jiugong couldn't help but be furious, but he was deeply afraid that Deng Chanyu would mess up this marriage, especially Wei Zhuang, a typical golden beetle son-in-law.

"He was crowned King Wu'an, and he just invented a few strange and ingenious things, and it doesn't prove anything to him!"

Deng Chanyu said with a look of indifference.

But this was indeed Deng Jiugong, who was secretly anxious on the side, and saw Deng Jiugong's face black and his head smoking, obviously angry to the extreme.

In fact, Deng Jiugong was so anxious and angry, on the one hand, it was because Deng Chanyu was old, and on the other hand, it was Wei Zhuang himself.

In the original work, Deng Jiugong was very knowledgeable about the Western Zhou Dynasty, and he did not fight first, so it can be seen that in fact, Deng Jiugong's desire for power is still very heavy.

Today's Wei Zhuang is the most perfect son-in-law in Deng Jiugong's heart, he wants to have status, he must have a background, he must be talented and talented, and more importantly, he has no main room, Deng Chanyu can also be the eldest lady of the main house when he marries, this is a golden beetle son-in-law who is difficult to find with a lantern, so seeing Deng Chanyu's reluctant appearance, he does not blame Deng Jiu Guild's angry head for green smoke.

And Deng Chanyu saw that her father was so angry, she couldn't help but feel soft in her heart, Deng Chanyu also knew what her father was thinking, and sighed helplessly at the moment:

"Well, since my father said so, I won't argue with you about anything, but since Wu is not comparable, then let's have some text, since you marry me, then use me as a poem!"

Wei Zhuang saw that Deng Jiugong was about to go crazy again, so he hurriedly said:

"Okay, but you'll have to let me think about it!"

After speaking, he paced alone in the courtyard, his face seemed to be meditating, but in fact, he secretly wondered which one to use, after all, if he wanted to say anything else, Wei Zhuang might not be able to do anything, but if you say some ancient poetry, then Wei Zhuang can be said to be standing on the shoulders of giants.

Wei Zhuang's eyes suddenly opened, and he secretly said in his heart:

"Writing poetry is not my forte, so I'll talk about what I saw and felt in my heart when I first met Miss Deng!"

Wei Zhuang pondered for a moment and said slowly:

"The body is flying fast, fluttering like a god. Ling Bo microstepped, Luo socks dust. Impermanence is the rule, if the danger is safe. Enter the difficult period, if you go back. Turn your eyes **, smooth and jade. The words were not spit out, and the breath was like a quiet orchid. Gorgeous and graceful, it makes me forget to eat. ”

This is indeed a small paragraph in the Luo Shen Fu written by Cao Zhi of the Three Kingdoms. Wei Zhuang can't remember the full text, but he still remembers this excerpt from a primary school textbook.

After hearing this, Deng Chanyu's eyes lit up, and she glanced at Wei Zhuang deeply and said:

"Father, you can decide the marriage!"

Then he turned around with his knife and walked away in style.

And Wen Zhong and Deng Jiugong, who were awakened by Deng Chanyu, the former looked at Wei Zhuang with surprise on their faces, and the latter could not hide their joy.