Chapter 0232: Drunken Drama Jiaoying
Huangfu Yingyang listened to Xing Zhiying's words, lowered his head and muttered: "I see, that's really my loneliness, cough...... What was your original name? ”
Xing Zhiying's face showed hesitation, and she pouted: "Why tell you?" ”
Huangfu Ying smiled and said: "If you don't tell what's the matter, I don't have to know, but remember to tell your husband in the future, lest people laugh at your name behind your back, ha......"
Xing Zhiying smeared her cheeks, and finally said in a low voice: "Actually, it's nothing to tell you, when I was a child, my name was 'Xianyu', the delicate 'fiber', and the feather self-cherishing 'feather'." ”
Huangfu Ying raised his voice and said: "Yes, this name is quite tasteful, but Xian Yu is not fine hair, you are really a hairy girl." ”
Xing Zhiying was stunned, and couldn't help but say with disgust: "Why are you so old and crooked, can't you not laugh at me?" ”
Huangfu Yingyang turned a deaf ear, and said with great interest: "Speaking of your name, I think of a couplet, you can see if it can match it." ”
"This lower link is 'Mr. Rough Beast Stone', so what should the upper link be?"
Xing Zhiying frowned, and said softly: "Boring, you have to go to 'die after the brick'." ”
Huangfu Yingyang laughed and said: "Xiao Ying'er is so sensitive, it seems that she thinks she is a 'fine feather poultry'?" ”
Xing Zhiying's face was swollen and red, and she only hated herself for being so easy to fall for Huangfu Yingyang's way, and now she was even more likely to be laughed at by him.
Cramped, he listened to the bleating of the little lamb in his arms, shook his head and kicked his legs, and couldn't be shy anymore in doubt, Xing Zhiying hurriedly asked: "What's wrong with it, does it think I'm uncomfortable hugging?" ”
Huangfu Yingyang hesitated and said, "I haven't taken care of this either, but I guess it's probably hungry and trying to eat milk." ”
The speaker was unintentional, the listener was intentional, Xing Zhiying was already made by Huangfu Yingyang's repeated ridicule, and when she heard the words, she suspected that he meant something, and couldn't help but scold: "You! What nonsense? ”
Huangfu Yingyang was stunned when he heard this, and then looked at Xing Zhiying's embarrassed appearance, and a horizontal girl's body flashed in his mind. Although the breasts are not firm enough, and the buttocks are far from being curvy, they are still so delicate and pure that they are heart-pounding.
Shook his head with difficulty, he wanted to wave away the slightest thought, but unexpectedly, the wine also took the opportunity to occupy the head of the little warbler, do you know what is the difference between a ram and a ewe? ”
Xing Zhiying didn't expect Huangfu Yingyang to suddenly pop out such a sentence, and he was stunned and said, "What's the difference?" Is it true that the ram has horns, but the ewe does not? ”
Huangfu Ying smiled and said vaguely: "What about the stallion and the mare?" ”
Xing Zhiying raised her eyebrows and said unhappily: "I asked you about the little lamb, what are you doing on the horse, how do I know the difference between a stallion and a mare, is the stallion running faster?" ”
Huangfu Yingyang smiled more and more brightly, and said approvingly: "Xiao Ying'er is really smart, but running fast is just a symptom, and you probably don't know the real reason, that is, the fast horse plus the 'whip'~"
Xing Zhiying could hear it in the clouds, and she could see that Huangfu Ying was swaying and approaching, with a slightly drunken evil smile on her face, she quickly stood up and said, "You're just afraid that you're drunk, I'll go to Ruiyang's seniors to take care of you." ”
Huangfu Yingyang snorted, waved his hand and said: "Excuse me, Brother Chang's alcohol consumption is less than mine, most of them are already drunk to death at this time, I think you should take care of me." ”
As he spoke, his body suddenly softened, and he leaned straight towards Xing Zhiying. Xing Zhiying snorted, and she didn't have time to think about it in her busy schedule, so she hurriedly let go of the little lamb and took advantage of the situation to support Huangfu Yingyang's body.
The little lamb was also obedient, and as soon as it landed, it rolled in fit, and after getting up, it still rubbed at Xing Zhiying's feet.
Xing Zhiying was a little relieved when she saw this, but she heard Huangfu Yingyang's voice with a slight gasp: "Yes, Xiao Ying'er's body is fragrant and soft, and it is really comfortable to lean." ”
Xing Zhiying only felt a burst of hot and humid breath spraying on her sideburns, and when she landed, her heart was completely confused, and she said with a red face: "You hurry up, what can you do when others see it?" ”
Huangfu Yingyang said nonchalantly: "Xiao Ying'er is nervous, I am honored with the nickname 'Seven Jilang in One Night' and 'Silver Spear Little Overlord', how can I put this scene in my eyes?" ”
Xing Zhiying's face turned red, and she reprimanded in a low voice: "The people of the dignified Liang want to take the name of a wolf, what is there to be complacent?" If you are really confident in your marksmanship, I will accompany you to the last game, just to make you sweat and sober up. ”
Huangfu Yingyang was stunned when he heard this, and then he couldn't help but hold his forehead and laugh, laughing for a while, and he didn't have any demeanor at all.
Seeing this, Xing Zhiying was even more frightened, and pleaded with her: "Don't laugh, don't you think people are paying attention to us, otherwise you won't ......!" ”
In the middle of the conversation, he paused, it turned out that the delicate red lips had been invaded for the first time since he could remember, Xing Zhiying couldn't help but shake her delicate body, and she was at a loss for a moment.
But the loss of consciousness was only for a moment, Xing Zhiying immediately bit her silver teeth, slammed her palm into Huangfu Ying's chest, and at the same time twisted her body to get rid of it.
This palm Xing Zhiying is angry, and has already used fifty percent of his true power. Huangfu Yingyang just snorted, not only did he not retreat, but instead stretched out his arm to wrap around Xing Zhiying's waist, leaned over and said, "Want to run?" How can there be such a cheap thing? ”
Xing Zhiying's lips trembled with anger, and she scolded sharply: "Huangfu Yingyang! Will you die? ”
Huangfu Yingyang spat out and said disapprerovingly: "You hairy girl is arrogant and self-proclaiming, but the left is just a three-legged monster who has been ruined, where am I not worthy of you?" ”
There was a crisp sound in the ears, and the angry Xing Zhiying finally broke out completely, Huangfu Yingyang touched the hot left cheek, and only listened to her fierce words in a drunken fog: "You, again, say, one, all over!" ”
Before Huangfu Yingyang could react, there was a similar snap on his right cheek, and a low voice sounded with obvious sandwiches: "Say it again!" ”
Huangfu Yingyang sighed lightly and said slowly: "It's me who deserves to die, you can fight if you like to fight, but I'm very thick-skinned, don't hurt your hand." ”
Xing Zhiying was already about to fight, but when she heard the words, she suddenly paused, reluctantly suppressed a sob, and then hid her face and ran away.
Huangfu Yingyang stood stunned for a moment, and finally smiled bitterly: "That's it, this is also considered a 'complete' merit, tsk...... It means that this hairy girl's hand strength is really not small. ”
Just as he was carefully soothing his red and swollen cheeks, he heard a few bleating and wailing in his ears. Huangfu Ying Yang looked down and saw that the little lamb was leaning at his feet, looking quite begging.
Suddenly, an evil smile climbed up the corner of Huangfu Yingyang's mouth, and it seemed to be salivating and rolling in it.