Extra-dimensional blind date conference

() Angels and Texas push open the door.

"Apurus! Ay? Ifrit, how did you get hung on the wall by your dad? ”

"Who?"

"Why did you get hung on the wall by Serea?"

"Oh, it's nothing, Serena said I was cute on the wall, and I thought it was fun."

The Angel whispered to Texas next to him.

"Actually, she won't make a fuss if she is hung on the wall."

"Well...."

Then, the angel shook his head in a dashing manner, almost shaking off the halo on his head.

"Texas, don't you notice anything different about me today?"

"I didn't find it."

"Oops, I'm the first to appear outside the fan today, but I also appeared in the text, holding a gun and shooting wildly, how handsome."

The voice of the summer breeze came from the door.

"Handsome, handsome, catch more."

After walking through the door, Xia Feng glanced at Ifrit, who was hanging on the wall.

"If your feet are off the ground, the virus won't be able to go up?"

Noh Angel explained.

"It was Serea who hung it."

Xia Feng looked at Ifrit's sanctioned look and said helplessly.

"Hurry up and get rid of it, you all go back to the barbecue restaurant with me, our Black Feather Group is going to hold a blind date meeting today."

“ok。”

..........

The lobby of the barbecue restaurant was now arranged as a studio.

The turtle covered the walls with balloons and streamers, and made a big love heart out of roses.

Seeing Xia Feng walk in, the turtle stood up and saluted.

"Report the big windmill, the blind date meeting is ready."

Xia Feng nodded.

"Are the cameras and security in place?"

"It's in place."

"Okay, let's invite the guests to come in."

Nancy sat on the couch with her chin plowed.

"What kind of venue, we didn't invite guests at all."

"What? I didn't invite guests, so how can I do it? ”

At this time, a police car stopped at the door of the barbecue restaurant, and Xingxiong and Chen Sir walked in.

"Which is the boss?"

Xia Feng flattered himself.

"Hey, don't make trouble, Senior Sister Chen, let's not do this if we are so familiar, I didn't break the law."

Officer Chen is selfless.

"We received a report that you are going to hold an illegal assembly here, and now we plan to demolish it."

"What kind of illegal assembly, I'm going to have a blind date conference, look at this balloon, look at this love, professional."

Star Bear's eyes lit up.

"Blind date meeting?"

"yes."

"Ahem, is there still a shortage of guests?"

Sir Chen looked at Xingxiong in confusion.

"What are you doing, we're here to solve the case."

Xingxiong pretended to be serious, but in fact said with ulterior motives.

"Isn't this a misunderstanding, there is no illegal assembly here."

Xia Feng came over with a smile.

"Star sir, you're right, I won't tell you, I haven't invited any guests today, and I can't start now, or the two of you?"

"Okay, let's sign up!"

Sir Chen glared at Xingxiong.

"What's the name, we're the police."

"It's okay Lao Chen, they don't have guests, and it's the job of the police to help others, isn't it."

Subsequently, Sir Chen was forcibly dragged by Xingxiong to sign up.

....

As time goes by, more and more people come to join in the fun.

Texas was pushed in by the Angel of Energy, Hemmer was hard-pulled by Serea, Silver Ash and Hornpeak walked in with their shoulders hooked, and Razer and Franka also signed up generously.

In the end, Lapland also sneakily signed up.

Originally, Vina was going to sign up, but was stopped by Xia Feng, and for the sake of the show, he helped Ansel sign up.

...

At this moment, a man in a suit walked in.

"Xia Feng, let's meet again."

Xia Feng looked at this person very familiarly.

"Who are you?"

"It's me, Wangzi Milk's product manager in the Terra area, Xiang Rilou."

Xia Feng shook hands with him.

"Oh, it turned out to be Manager Xiang, what's the matter?"

"I heard that you're going to have a blind date conference, so I came to ask if you need sponsorship."

Xia Feng thought for a moment.

"There can be sponsorship, but we don't have enough guests now, as a sponsor, you can also sign up."

For the sake of efficiency, Xiang Rilou gritted his teeth.

"Cheng, I'll sign up, oh yes, I also brought two old friends."

At this time, Zhang Yuan also walked in.

"Hey brother, finally waiting for the side story, I can play again, although it's just a trick."

Behind Zhang Yuan, a girl in a black robe with an eye patch also walked in.

"Hmph, my contractor, he didn't even call me to hold a demon replenishment conference through a sacrifice, which disappointed me Bingyu Xia Ran too much."

Xia Feng looked disgusted.

"What are you two here to make a fuss, one is a dead fat house, the other is sick in middle school, who wants to watch you in the audience."

Zhang Yuan was not happy.

"What's wrong with our conditions, how good, there are no arms and legs."

"The audience doesn't like your type."

"What's that genre?"

"Love that.... I can't say it, it's just hot. ”

Just then, a voice came from the door.

"I'm going to sign up next."

Looking up, a man in ancient costume in plain clothes slowly walked in from outside the door.

Xia Feng asked in a whisper as he leaned over to Nancy as he stared at the person.

"Who is this person, why is he still wearing ancient costumes, this buddy is playing."

Nancy was also confused.

"I don't know, I haven't been invited, maybe I came by myself."

The man in ancient costume walked in with a folding fan and took care of himself.

Xia Feng immediately stepped forward and asked.

"Brother, who are you?"

The man opened the folding fan.

"You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, and it is idle in the lower fan."

Xia Feng pouted.

"What Fan Xian, I haven't heard of it, I think you are a cheaper."

"It's my father."

"Don't talk nonsense, we didn't invite you, why are you here?"

Fan Xian raised his arms in front of him and humbly replied.

"Fan Xian knows that a blind date conference is being held here, so he came to find my chicken leg girl."

"What chicken legs and duck legs, let me tell you, there is no notice fee for you, we are a regular blind date show."

"It doesn't matter."

"Okay, let's go in and sign up."

.....

The blind date conference should be equal for men and women, and now there are too many women, and it is not impossible to have a few more men.

At this moment, a deep male voice came from outside the door.

"Don't be afraid of any difficulties we encounter, face it with a smile!"

Xia Feng turned around when he heard the sound, and a wave of positive energy almost knocked him over.

"Uncle, who are you?"

The man in front of the door was shirtless and looked to be thirty or forty years old.

"I'm a winter swimmer."

"What's that?"

"I'm a weird person, 41 feet wear 45 shoes, and I don't wear socks all year round."

Zhang Yuan, who was next to him, asked while drinking Wang Zi and drinking milk.

"And what if you're 45 feet? Is it wearing 41's shoes or 49's? ”

The winter swimming monster pigeon was full of positive energy, and did not answer Zhang Yuan's nonsense positively.

"There is gossip all day long, and if you don't listen, there will be nothing."

Then the winter swimming monster pigeon said that he also came to participate in the blind date, and spread positive energy by the way.

Although this person was a little weird, the positive energy seemed to be quite sufficient, so Xia Feng agreed.

.....

Now that the number of people is about the same, Xia Feng looked at the time, it was almost noon.

"Let's get started, I'm hungry."

At this moment, a very skinny voice came from outside the door.

"Don't panic, drag, just drag hard, come, eat a big bird first, it's very comfortable."

This person has a grimace and a chef's hat, and as soon as this person enters the door, Xia Feng immediately smells the aroma of food.

"Who are you?"

"Under the Gold Medal Chef."

Of course, the blind date show must have people from all walks of life, Xia Feng then asked.

"Are you really a chef?"

The man looked back and pulled a pan out of his crotch.

"The two dishes I am best at, one is meat, eggs, scallion chicken, and the other is mille-feuille, why don't I give you a live demonstration?"

Xia Feng immediately refused.

"No need, no need, I believe you, how can we record our show when you make this dish, okay, I believe you are a chef."

Subsequently, the gold medal chef explained to Xia Feng the purpose of his coming here in an extremely esoteric expression.

After listening to it for a long time, Xia Feng wasn't sure if he understood, he thought he understood the second layer, and felt that the gold medal chef was talking about the first layer, but he didn't know that people were talking about the fifth layer.

"Okay, okay, if you want to sign up, hurry up."

"OK, take off, I'm taking off."

.......

After the gold medal chef signed up, Xia Feng always felt that something was missing.

At this time, a handsome boy walked in while playing basketball and singing rap.

"Hey, I'm a trainee who has been practicing for two and a half years, SiC!"

Xia Feng stopped the music in time.

"Wait a minute, we can't afford to invite you, handsome guy, please go back."

"Farewell."

was directly rejected by Xia Feng, and the person walked away while singing and dancing.

Nancy looked puzzled.

"Boss, isn't this person quite versatile, he looks young and handsome, how did he get rid of him?"

"Hey, you don't understand."

.....

Versatile people are rare, but after the blue ball boy left, another man in black who wriggled his body panned in.

Although his figure does not look slender, his writhing figure is very soft and seductive.

With his appearance, for some reason a strange BG sounded at the scene

Xia Feng's face was stunned.

"Are you? This bg.... Is this what ..... is?"

The man in black didn't speak, but his voice came out, and at the same time, his body was copied into three identical people.

"That's right, that's it, that's the excuse for you to break up~ If you let love start over, will you not, will you love me~ Love makes people happy, but it also brings torture~"

Nancy applauded unconsciously.

"It's such an amazing song, although it's the first time I've heard it, but after listening to it once, the melody keeps echoing in my head."

The man in black didn't stop writhing, but that didn't prevent the clones from gathering back into their bodies.

"Below, Lord of the Shadow Stream."

The summer breeze was in awe.

"It's the Lord of the Shadow Stream, please come in, Nancy, sign him up."

The Lord of Shadow Streams twisted his soft body and moved in.

As soon as the Lord of Shadowflow entered, a man with a selfie stick barged in.

"Brothers, it's not the same time, but it's still the same barbecue restaurant, and I'm the eighth one who challenges to eat again..... Hey, what are you pushing me for? ”

As if knowing what he was going to say, the security guard at the door pushed the man out directly.

.....

After inviting this master out, Xia Feng glanced at the guests who had signed up so far, these people were men, and now there was one less woman.

"Nancy, it seems that there are not enough women, why don't you go up and top it?"

"No, my brother won't let me."

"It's okay, it's just acting, and if you succeed in holding hands, you will get off the stage."

"That's not going to work either."

At this moment, a beautiful female voice with its own reverb came.

"Is there a blind date conference held here, I want to sign up, but I said in advance that if you want to hold hands with me, you have to charge 100,000 first."

Xia Feng turned his head when he heard the sound, only to see a huge body blocking the door.

"Miss, who are you?"

The woman smiled like a grandmother's kindness.

"The little woman is called the princess of tanks, you can call me His Royal Highness Qiao."

"Oh, Your Highness Qiao, please come in, our guests today are all stupid and rich masters, and they can go to Syria to fight, so they should be able to hold hands and succeed."

"Great, I'll go in then."

.....

Looking at the guest seats, Xia Feng nodded with satisfaction.

Manager Xiang Rilou, Fan Xian, Winter Swimming Monster Pigeon, Gold Medal Chef, Lord of Shadow Stream, His Royal Highness Qiao, plus the old friends who signed up before, the blind date meeting is almost ready to start.

"Nancy, have you found the audience, the kind that takes the lead in applauding."

"I've found it, it's all from the book friend group."

Xia Feng looked at the audience.

Dust sir, Yunfei Mist, Xiao Fengche, Dire, White Kite, Lei Luo, Salted Fish Essence, Xingyu Mio, Obscure Brush Staff, Yiling, Bai Someone, Ying Han, are all familiar faces.

For some reason, as an audience, Salted Fish Essence was clamoring for a close-up, and Xia Feng had no choice but to let the cameraman take a symbolic picture of him.

Following the salted fish essence, the audience had all kinds of strange requests, but there was no way to have a limited time, and the summer wind department refused.

"Next time, next time."

........

Everything was ready, and Lu Yu, who was in charge of photography, made an OK gesture with Emperor Ju.

Xia Feng waved his hand.

"Okay, the blind date conference, the official opening ......"

"Wait a minute!"

I saw three young people at the door break away from the security guard and break in, one of them holding a flower in his hand and a banknote in the other.

The first person took a deep breath.

"Wait a minute, I'm late, I'm going to sign up too."

Xia Feng nodded, signaling the security guard to calm down first, and then looked at the person.

"Tell your story."

The man swallowed.

"I ..... My name is Xiang Ritian, and I am here today for only one person, which is my cousin Xiang Ri Lou, and look, this is the sunflower I gave him. ”

With that, Xiang Ritian raised the sunflower in his hand high and shook it towards Xiang Sun Tower.

Xia Feng looked at the second person.

"What about you?"

After Xiang Ritian, the second person also walked in breathlessly.

"It doesn't matter what my name is, I'm only here for one person today, that is, Xingxiong, I have prepared 30,000."

"Terracoin? Or Dragon Gate Coins? ”

"RMB!"

Faced with the ability to make money, Xia Feng immediately agreed.

"Okay, let's get in, how about you?"

The last man had no sunflowers or banknotes, just a small flower with a determined face.

"My name is Zijin, I'm only here for one person today, I'm looking for red beans!"

Xia Feng could see the sincerity of this person, but he still said helplessly.

"I'm sorry, Hongdou didn't come today, or you can take a look at others, we still have His Royal Highness Qiao."

Zijin shook his head in frustration.

"No, I only have red beans in my heart."

With that, he turned around and left the barbecue restaurant, his back like a warrior who failed to draw a card.

......

After Zijin walked out of the barbecue restaurant, it began to drizzle in the sky, and the rain fell on his face, cold and cool.

At this time, a red umbrella was blocked above his head.

"I know you, you refueled me last time in Longmen."

Zijin turned around, and Hongdou was holding an umbrella to shield him from the rain.

"Red beans!"

"It's me, you didn't forget me."

"How could I forget, I will never forget in my life, I am a big fan of yours."

Azuki smiled happily.

"Where are you going, I have an umbrella, I'll give it to you first."

Zijin plucked up his courage.

"I, I'd like to treat you to dinner."

"Wow, I happen to be hungry too, so let's go, I want to eat charcoal-grilled sandworm legs."

"But now you are not allowed to eat wild meat."

"Uh.... Then eat jajangmyeon. ”

.........

With the arrival of the belated Xiang Ritian and the players who are unwilling to reveal their real names, the blind date conference officially begins.

Xia Feng stood on the stage holding the microphone.

"Hello everyone, this is the Black Feather Blind Date Conference exclusively sponsored by Wangzi Company, I am the host Xia Feng, today's guest lineup is very luxurious, who will hold hands with whom in the end? Let's witness it now. ”

"Cards!"

A thin arm was raised in the audience.

"Stop, stop, don't record."

Xia Feng looked at this person slightly angrily.

"If you don't record it, you won't record it? Who are you? ”

The man stood up from the audience, wearing a purple coat, a thin figure, and a mask of Ah Fu on his face.

"I'm Fengfeng, I'm the author, I'm confused now, so I can't record it."

The summer breeze rolled up his sleeves.

"Who asked you to make so many strange guests, no, if you can't make it up, you have to make it up for me, hurry up."

Wind and wind spread out their hands.

"It's useless for you to force me, if you can't make it up, you can't make it up."

Seeing that the wind and the dead pig were not afraid of boiling water, Xia Feng roared angrily.

"Ah Guang, Ah Guang come here, give me a beating of this guy, and then lock him up in a small black room."

Ah Guang picked up a salted fish and walked over.

"Brother Feng, leave it to me, see how I clean up this guy."

Seeing Ah Guang walking towards him menacingly, the wind element was aware of it.

Jumping onto the stage, Feng Feng immediately pulled out a pen from his pocket.

"Don't move!"

Ah Guang carried the salted fish.

"What, you still want to resist? Just like you're powerless? ”

"Don't move, if you dare to come close, I'll kill you."

Ah Guang raised his eyebrows.

"Yo, I don't believe it anymore, you are a god when you are a god, and you still want to write me to death with a pen?"

At this moment, there was a sound from the audience that was out of breath and about to die.

"Ah, breathe, I can't breathe."

The wind and the wind stand with a pen.

"Well, that's my superpower as an author, and now that person has a heart attack and will die at any moment."

Hearing Fengfeng's words, the entire studio was silent.

A drop of cold sweat fell from Ah Guang's forehead, and in the face of Fengfeng's superpowers, he didn't dare to act rashly, this ability to write people to death silently made him very afraid.

"Brother Feng, this is too evil."

At this time, a voice full of positive energy came from the guest seat.

"Don't be afraid, the best way to get rid of fear is to face it, Ollie!"

Infected by positive energy, all the guests rolled up their sleeves and rushed down.

"Domineering and angry!"

"Little boss, you are very skinny, look at me and dig it out!"

"That's your excuse to break up~"

"Tank Impact!"

Xia Feng waved his hand.

"Let's go together, this author is very slow to code, there is no way to write so many people in an instant, on, grab his pen!"

Everyone rushed up, intending to seriously "care" for Fengfeng.

Seeing that he was about to be caught, Feng Feng calmly took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

"It's scary, it's slipping."

The phone is thrown upwards.

"Smack!"

The falling mobile phone smashed into Fengfeng's face, the figure flashed, and Fengfeng disappeared in place.

.......

.......

Back at his Xiao Po home, Fengfeng took off Ah Fu's mask, took off the mask after the mask, and threw himself on the bed like a salted fish.

"Hey, this blind date conference is really interesting."