Chapter 67: Negative Template
In the workshop ahead, a battle was raging, the lasers shooting in the sky and the light and shadow formed when the lightsaber was quickly swung into a light curtain, in this light curtain, a petite figure was jumping quickly, a few points faster than those assaulters, it was Ahsoka.
Ahsoka is a member of the Togruta tribe, and the stature of this race is relatively short, and Ahsoka, who is 1.61 meters tall, is already slender in Togruta.
The problem is that the girl looks like a little black kid from the slums, with dark skin, a petite and slightly thin body, and a face painted with strange totemic runes.
It cannot be said that this girl is ugly, but the dense patterns on her face make her face meaningless, and her dark complexion can be classified as black.
And in any case, Zhou Yiyu would not put a dark and short girl on his aesthetic menu.
However, these are not the most important things, the most important thing is that this girl shows a ferocity full of primitive wildness in battle.
As the attacks from the robots and clone soldiers rained down on her, the girl's eyes were already full of ferocious light.
"Ahh
Seeing this explosive knees twisted, Zhou Yiyu's heart was already trembling, and the girl jumped down from above with a backward lean, like a black wild cat piercing out, and actually passed under the crotch of a clone soldier. At the same time as she was wearing her crotch, she opened her mouth and bit down on the crotch of the clone soldier.
The clone soldier let out the most earth-shattering roar in her life, and then the girl was on her knees and smoothed out, and after one rolled over to avoid the oncoming attack, her arms were one, and the Force barrier was released, and after more than a dozen robots and clone soldiers were shaken away, she let out a wild roar in front of her, and then she spit out a piece of meat from her mouth, and she even stuck out her tongue and licked her lower lip, looking a little like Catwoman played by Halle Berry, full of perverse arrogance.
Zhou Yiyu only felt that his dick had a spasm.
"Oh my God!" Zhou Yiyu slapped his forehead.
The beauty in his mind should be like the milk tea sister, quiet, beautiful, and generous, not this kind of fierce wild girl full of primitive wildness who can pretend to be a cannibal by hanging a string of human tooth necklaces around her neck.
Not only him, but Hong Lang was also a little dumbfounded.
The magnificent image of the Jedi has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the sudden emergence of a Jedi knight with a barbarian brand is indeed a bit of a test of everyone's nerves, plus they have long known Zhou Yiyu's aesthetic taste, look at the wild girl at this moment, and then look at Zhou Yiyu, and immediately be full of sympathy.
Zhou Yiyu had turned his head to look at Shen Yi: "Boss, can I ......?"
Shen Yi already knew what he wanted to say: "No! Ahsoka is your mission, you must complete it, and you have to bring her out." Now give you ten seconds to adjust your mood, and in ten seconds you will immediately go to the rescue!"
Although it is not known how well Ahsoka uses the Force, at least in terms of agility and hand-to-hand combat skills, Ahsoka has shown the formidable qualities of a Jedi.
And for adventurers, sufficient combat effectiveness should be the most important thing.
Zhou Yiyu was completely stupid.
Hong Lang looked at Zhou Yiyu with a sympathetic expression: "Let's mourn and change, buddy." ”
King Kong said earnestly: "For the sake of the overall situation, sacrifice yourself." ”
is still the most humane comfort of the fat man, he smiled at Zhou Yiyu: "Actually, some things are not so difficult, it's the same when you turn off the lights, Brother Zhou." ”
"I'll lock up your sister!" Zhou Yiyu really wanted to punch the fat man out with one punch.
still smiled gently: "I think it's okay, except for being a little shorter, a little darker, a little weirder makeup, a little more fierce expression, and a little more brutal in action, everything else is not bad." ”
Zhou Yiyu wanted to cry without tears: "Is there anything else?"
"Of course, at least she's still a woman, as the fat man said, it's the same when the lights are turned off. Gentle smile.
Hong Lang lowered his head and smiled evilly: "If you give him the Witch King's helmet or the dark suit, it won't even be useful to turn off the lights." ”
"Wave Ball, you're so bad!" everyone sighed together.
Zhou Yiyu was furious and punched Hong Lang: "Langqiu, you are going to die!"
Before the punch hit, Shen Yi had suddenly shot out and grabbed Zhou Yiyu's neck: "Ten seconds to come!"
With a flick of his hand, Zhou Yiyu had been thrown out.
"Fuck!" Zhou Yiyu scolded, and a group of robots turned their heads at the same time to look at Zhou Yiyu.
The muzzle of the gun in his hand was raised, Zhou Yiyu didn't care about scolding, and waved his right arm: "Get out!"
More than a dozen robots flew up at the same time.
His metal control is somewhat similar to the Jedi's Force in terms of expressiveness, a trace of surprise flashed in Ahsoka's eyes, Zhou Yiyu had already tumbled and fell from the air, and looked at Ahsoka: "Are you Ahsoka?
Ahsoka replied coldly, "I am Ahsoka, but Ahsoka is no longer a student of the Black Devil. Who are you?"
"Like you, people who fight for freedom!" Zhou Yiyu replied loudly, the sword of the Hell King slashed out diagonally, and a burst of fire had enveloped several clone soldiers who rushed up.
He has no interest in pursuing Ahsoka, but the hidden mission still has to be completed, the Force still has to be learned, and people can bring it out, so the only way is to take the "comrade-in-arms" route.
Ahsoka was obviously also aware of Zhou Yiyu's identity: "You are a separatist!
When she said this, she hissed at Zhou Yiyu, and she had the momentum of rushing over with her teeth and claws.
Zhou Yiyu was startled, and hurriedly shouted: "We are the enemies of the empire, I am here to help you!" We met 3PO and R2 on the road, and we knew that you were coming to blow up the shipyard, so we came to look for you, our goal is the same!"
With Zhou Yiyu's words, 3PO and R2 also ran over, and 3PO shouted: "Master, my master!"
Ahsoka's action froze.
As Shen Yi expected, as a Jedi knight who was discriminated against in the rebels, it had been too long for Ahsoka to know what a comrade-in-arms was.
The kindness of the "separatists" is even a dose of poison, and most of the time for Ahsoka, who has been hungry for a long time, will have to drink.
Seeing this scene, Shen Yi knew that at least in terms of contact, it was no longer a big problem.
"A good start...... Let's go!" Shen Yi turned around and walked to the other end of the workshop, the hellfire engine was already close at hand, they had to get the engine quickly, Wei Chibai had already exchanged fire with the imperial reinforcements.
"What about the two of them?" asked Wen Rou hurriedly as she followed.
"Give them some alone time and nurture their relationship. ”
"I don't think in this case, no matter how long they spend together, they can't develop a relationship. Gentleness followed Shen Yi and said quickly.
Shen Yi said casually: "That's okay, what we need is not Yiyu to like her, but her to like Yiyu." Ahsoka is a lonely girl who has little contact with boys, especially boys who are worthy of her. In terms of conditions, no matter the appearance, temperament, strength, Yi Yu is worthy of her, if Yi Yu is willing, it is actually easy to attract him. ”
Sigh softly: "The problem is that he doesn't want to. ”
Zhou Yiyu is fighting side by side with Ahsoka, but it can be seen that Zhou Yiyu does not have any idea of communicating with Ahsoka at all. In the past, Zhou Yiyu was always very brave in front of beautiful women, but now, he behaves like a turtle with shrunken hands and feet......
"Then force him to have ...... Let's help him find a negative template. Shen Yi said.
"What does this mean?"
"It's a man who is worse than Zhou Yiyu, even if he does his best to show his best, in the eyes of women, he is much worse than Zhou Yiyu, in this strong contrast, Ahsoka's heart will naturally be inclined to Yiyu. ”
"Is there such a man in the world?" Hong Lang asked suspiciously.
"Absolutely. Shen Yi looked at the flood waves with a smile.
Hong Lang was stunned for a moment, then understood, and shook his head again and again: "Boss...... You...... You're not talking about me, are you?"
Shen Yi replied leisurely: "Actually, I don't care much about the result, the hidden task is Yi Yu's, and it is also a broken blade, whether it is completed by you or by him, it is the same for me." If you want to prove that you are better than Yiyu in terms of women's popularity, then work hard. I also want to see if the wave ball that is performing at all is still a muddy ball. ”
Hong Lang was dizzy by Shen Yi's series of words, and it took him a long time to react, and shouted: "This means that if I win, I will seduce this woman, and if I lose, it means that I am a negative template?
"Correct. Shen Yi patted Hong Lang on the shoulder: "Anyway, you do everything every day, even the demon god doesn't let go, and a Togruta girl is nothing." This is the first time I've thought so much about you!"
Saying that, he had changed the shot to catch it, grabbed Hong Lang's shoulders and threw him in the direction of Ahsoka. Hong Lang didn't expect Shen Yi to be so gloomy, dancing in the air and shouting: "Shen Yi, you bastard......"
Then he fell on all fours and hit a robot on its head.
Ahsoka was surprised to see another man descending from the sky, and asked, "Who is he?"
Zhou Yiyu quickly replied: "The most outstanding man in the world." ”
He didn't hear Shen Yi speak, but at this moment he still made the same choice as Shen Yi.
He sighed softly from a distance: "I know the real reason why Kong Rong let the pear...... Because pears are not tasty. ”
Shen Yi tilted his head: "It looks more like a surrealist love triangle in the background of a bloody city, or a spoof version of Xiao Li Feidao." ”
Everyone laughed together.
"Alright, there's not much time, hurry up. Shen Yi clapped his hands, stopped the boring topic, and ran in the direction of the hellfire engine.