Chapter 524: The Difficulty of Uncle Sun Leopard (1)
In the fourth year of Lu Zhaogong (BC538), his uncle and grandson Leopard at this time was already an old man over the age of six. In the seventeenth year of Lu Chenggong, he returned to Lu from exile and served as a secretary of Qi for thirty-seven years.
In the autumn of this year, Uncle Sun Leopard felt distraught, so he decided to go to Yunyi to relax for a while, away from the chaotic and noisy capital and the intriguing doctors. He took care of the backlog of official business, handed over the family affairs to the old man, and then set off.
The closer he got to the fiefdom, the more relaxed and soothing his mood became. He had entered the outskirts of the mincing, and by this time the autumn harvest was coming to an end, and the farmers had gathered together for lunch. When they saw their uncle and grandson leopard returning, they raised their chopsticks to greet him. Uncle Sun Leopard originally planned to go directly into the city, but now when he saw these old acquaintances, he simply stopped the car, brought down the wine and meat, and beckoned the farmers to come over to eat and drink together.
People gathered around happily, and everyone sat together to eat and talk, chatting and laughing. Some of the older clansmen at home also rushed over when they heard the news, and the uncle and grandson saw their childhood playmates among them, recalling the unrestrained happy times when they were digging voles and touching fish and shrimp together, and they couldn't help but cry. After lunch, Uncle Sun Bao invited some clan elders to Yunyi for a banquet in the evening, and then parted from them.
As the procession continued on, a large flock of sheep suddenly appeared in front of them, and the shepherds were driving them across the road. The uncle and grandson leopard got out of the car and stood in the shade of a tree with their hands behind their backs, waiting for the sheep to pass. Suddenly, he saw a young man holding a ewe by the horn and clinging it tightly to his crotch, and a ram pounced on it and it excitedly, and the ewe let out a miserable cry and struggled and writhed desperately.
Uncle Sun Leopard immediately walked through the flock and asked what he was doing, and the young man replied with a smile: "My lord, this little beast is his mother!" ”
The uncle and grandson leopard were furious, raised his foot and kicked him into the ditch, and then took two more steps, raised his horsewhip and whipped him to the ground. Uncle Sun Leopard scolded while smoking: "People are rude, what is it to not die; People are rude, and Hu is not going to die? People are rude, animals are not as good! ”
The people nearby all ran over when they heard Shusun Leopard's shouting and scolding, and Shusun Leopard put away his horsewhip and said angrily: "Pass my order: drive this beast out of Shusun Clan's territory, and never allow him to step into it again!" ”
Uncle Sun Leopard's good mood along the way was all ruined by that scumbag, and he hurried into Fengyi's home, feeling chest tightness and shortness of breath, and fidgeting. The depression in his heart when he held the dinner was still hard to dissipate. The feast lasted until late, and he drank a lot of wine until the second half of the night before falling asleep. Uncle Leopard was going out hunting the next day, but when he woke up in the morning, he suddenly found that half of his body could barely move, and saliva was flowing uncontrollably on the bed - he had suffered a stroke.
Back then, when Shusun Leopard was in Qi, he married Guo Zuo's daughter Guo Jiang, and Guo Jiang gave birth to two sons for him: Uncle Sun Bing and Uncle Sun Ren. Later, his uncle and grandson Qiaoru were exiled to the state of Qi, and Lu Chenggong recalled his uncle and grandson Leopard. Because his uncle and grandson Bao left in a hurry, and his two sons were still young, he did not bring his wife and son, but planned to settle down in Lu and then take his family back.
However, because his uncle and grandson Leopard didn't have time to say goodbye to Qi Linggong before leaving, Qi Linggong was angry and detained his family in Qi State.
Among the people who fled to Qi with his uncle and grandson leopard was a man named Gongsun Ming, with whom he was once a close friend. This time, he did not follow his uncle Sun Leopard back, but chose to stay in Qi State. Gongsun Ming saw that Guojiang was suffering from lovesickness and that the orphans and widows were living a very difficult life, so he took the initiative to take on the responsibility of being a husband and father for his uncle and grandson.
Uncle Sun Leopard was furious, he divorced Guojiang, and at the same time abandoned his two sons. Later, Uncle Sun Bao represented the Lu State many times to attend the princes' league meetings, and Bing and Ren often appeared in the Qi State delegation when they became adults. At that time, Qi Linggong had died, and his uncle and grandson Leopard were grateful for the love of father and son, so they recalled the brothers back to Lu State.
But the two young people who have just returned to their father's side are all Qi Guo style in terms of clothing, accent and behavior, and they can see all the stinky faults (especially arrogance) of Qi people from their speech and demeanor. Uncle Sun Leopard couldn't get used to the two brothers' style, so he has always been lukewarm to them; Later, Uncle Sun Leopard found that the two brothers still had a deep affection for Gongsun Ming and often corresponded with him, but as a result, the father became even more estranged from his two sons.
And the most favored by Uncle Sun Leopard is his eldest son, who is also an illegitimate son - Zhuniu.
When he passed through a ravine village near Geng Zongcheng on his way to exile to the Qi Kingdom, he met a young village woman who lived alone. The village woman had never been out of the mountains, let alone seen a majestic and elegant nobleman, so she immediately developed a strong affection for her uncle Leopard. She brought out the best food and served him attentively. Uncle Leopard was young and had never been close to a woman, and the two met like dry wood in a fire, and they lived together that night.
There is no such thing as a one-night stand that never breaks. The next morning, Uncle Leopard was about to hit the road. The woman asked him what had happened to him, and why the nobles had fled since they were all nobles favored by heaven. The uncle and grandson told her all that had happened, and the woman wept and sent him away.
After his uncle and grandson leopard arrived in Qi Kingdom, he had a demon dream. He dreamed that the dark sky was falling to crush him, and he raised his arms to support him but could not win. The sky was getting lower and lower, and just as he felt hopeless and was about to give up, he suddenly looked back, only to find a strange person standing behind him. The man had a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and his facial features were not clear, but his face looked like a pig and a cow. Uncle Sun Leopard shouted with all his might: "Cow! Come and save me! The strange man "only" sounded, ran over quickly, and pushed the sky up.
The next morning, he gathered all his retainers and slaves, and searched them twice, but found no men who looked like that. Uncle Sun Leopard told his followers: "Remember the appearance of the man I have just described, and whoever finds it will report it, and I will give a great reward to the messenger." ”
But until he left the Qi Kingdom, Shusun Leopard did not find that person.
After his uncle Sun Bao returned to Lu, the village woman who had sex with him was summoned by him to Qufu. The village woman came to see him with a wild goose, and at this time the uncle and grandson Leopard were already high and intimidating. The village woman knew that she would never have the opportunity to relive her old relationship with him again in this life, and she couldn't help but feel emotional, and she begged her uncle and grandson to keep their son by his side to serve him.
Uncle Sun Leopard was shocked and couldn't believe that his first child was illegal. He hurriedly asked about the child, and the village woman said, "His name is Niu, and he has grown up, and he has come to Qufu with me." ”