Chapter 1005: Immortals Fight, Mortals Watch Dramas (1st Update)
The stage is set up, the protagonists and supporting roles have arrived, and there is no need to beat the gong at the beginning of a scene.
On Zhangbei Mountain, which is east of Xiaotianmen and close to Ancestral God Mountain, Ning Xiaoxue, Zi Ling, and Tianyan'er stood side by side, looking at Xiaotianmen from afar.
Ning Xiaoxue waved her long sleeves lightly, the dark fragrance floated, and the snowflakes lingered and touched, forming a transparent ice realm, showing her hands softly, and the ice realm rippled like water, and the picture inside the small heavenly gate slowly appeared.
"We dominated a show, and if we didn't see the end, we would have regrets. ”
Ning Xiaoxue had a smile between her eyebrows, looking at the Hades King, Bi Pan and the others arguing with the Xiling Three Monsters about something, but unfortunately, they couldn't hear the sound.
"Hiding in the shadows and peeping, how can there be a kind of obscene pleasure?"
Tian'er was excited, and her eyebrows danced.
Zi Ling glanced at Tianyun'er, and at first glance, the demonic nature had not faded away, and he knew that he was not as good as himself to do some obscene things, how could such a person cultivate by leaps and bounds, could it be that God favored obscene people?
Forget it, I'm a nobleman of the Eagle Eagle Clan, so let's enjoy this play openly. I must make it clear that I am definitely not voyeuristic, but I am a little farther away and I don't greet the guys in the play.
"Xiaoxue, do you think the Earth Python can carry it?" Zi Ling asked in a low voice.
Ning Xiaoxue tilted her head and said, "I don't know if I can carry it over, but I know that the Earth Python will leave a shadow." The next time I deal with Tianmen, I may think about it more. ”
"But Xiao Tianmen is lost, what should I do when Ye Changtian comes back?"
"If you can't lose it, when the curtain is over, we have to go back. Ning Xiaoxue waved her hand, and the ice realm in front of her quickly expanded, and the scope became larger and larger, and the picture inside became clearer and clearer.
In the small gate of heaven.
The Hades King stared at the three monsters of the West Spirit who arrived, his eyes were cold and fierce, he took two steps, and said in a low and murderous tone: "Three, aren't you lost and in the wrong place?"
"Mercy and mercy, Zhang Yuanshou, what about you, hurry up and reply. Like an old monk, Meng Yuan turned sideways and said to Zhang Yuanshou, who was dozing off on the side.
"What do you mean by me, when did I get lost?" Zhang Yuanshou didn't open his eyelids, his head nodded sharply from time to time, and then he raised it again, snoring lightly in confusion.
"Ha, cool!" Wu Zuiling put down the wine gourd, smacked his mouth, shook his beard, and said to Zhang Yuanshou disdainfully: "Meng Xiaozi is not wrong in this point, you are the one who got lost, last time you said that you were going to Tianmen to sleep, but you ran to Qinshan Academy, and when you went to Qinshan Academy, you said to find Huang Lao, but you ran to Elder Su Rui's room, and you were almost cut by Su Rui." ”
Zhang Yuanshou seemed to remember something terrible, he was cold, suddenly sobered up, and hurriedly said: "Can you blame me? I saw that the first room was so dirty, the furnishings were so simple, and even the tea bowl was broken, of course it didn't look like Huang Lao's room, so I went into the next door, the room was comfortable, and the beautifully decorated ......"
"Mercy and mercy, Brother Zhang, I heard that the secular palace lacks some full-time personnel with sharp voices and beards, and some time ago, I also mentioned it, let me help her pay attention to whether there is a suitable candidate, I want to recommend you to the past. Meng Yuan swept Zhang Yuanshou's beardless face.
"Lao Tzu is not a eunuch! his beard was burned by your Wu Zui Ling!" Zhang Yuanshou was furious.
"According to the frequency of your loss, I think it is a matter of time before you become a eunuch. Wu Zui Ling said with a sigh of relief.
The Hades King looked at these three guys, and couldn't help but become angry, and Bi Pan was even more angry, remembering that in the falling space, it was the three monsters of the West Spirit who drank back the three statues before they lost face, otherwise Ye Changtian and the Eagle Eagle Clan would have been the Sky Swallowing Python clan a long time ago!
Bi Pan took a step forward and shouted: "This is the forbidden land of the Earth Python Clan, leave the ...... quickly"
"Leave your sister!"
Zhang Yuanshou was furious, and rolled away directly with a thunderclap, and the Earth Python masters who surrounded him couldn't help but kick back, and some of them fell directly from the sky and lost consciousness.
The Hades King looked coldly at Zhang Yuanshou and the three of them who flew down from the roof, took a step forward, and said coldly: "I only have one word of advice, and if you take another step forward, you will start a war." ”
The three of them didn't seem to hear it, and continued to take two steps forward, Zhang Yuanshou habitually touched his beard, but forgot that he had no beard, and couldn't help glaring at Wu Zuiling, and then looked at the Hades King with disdain, and said: "Boy, I'm just taking things, if you want to fight, you can find the two of them to fight, I'm old, I don't need to fight." ”
Meng Yuan looked at the dense monks gathered around him expressionlessly, Wu Zui Ling was drinking as if no one was around, but his eyes swept towards the Star Tree.
"I think the tree can't move. Wu Zui Ling muttered.
"Spirit trees are all temperamental, so we are naturally unhappy when we move, but if we don't move away, we will be very unhappy. Meng Yuan stretched out his hand to take a star leaf, looked at the starry light spots flowing in the veins of the leaf, and secretly admired the magic of nature.
"There's no way, in order to take care of our mood, we can only grieve the spirit tree, at most burn high incense for it afterwards, apologize, since that's the case, then I'll do the activity. Zhang Yuanshou shook his old arm, kicked his legs, and then said to the Hades King who was blocking his way: "Do you want to let it, or let it go?"
The Hades King stared at Zhang Yuanshou, sneered, and said, "My patience is limited. ”
"Oh, so what? You're not your son, why should I give you face?"
Zhang Yuanshou sneered and looked at the Hades King.
Hades' eyes froze, his figure moved in an instant, dozens of cold lights passed through Zhang Yuanshou's body, and the figure returned to its original position again, as if it had never made a move.
"Tsk, this tree is really good, you say, where do the stars in this star tree come from? ”
An abrupt voice came out, and the Hades turned around suddenly, and saw Zhang Yuanshou standing in front of the Star Tree, patting the Star Tree with his hand.
"Take him!"
The Hades King shouted in a low voice, and hundreds of sixth-order peak masters shot at the same time, directly pointing at Meng Yuan and Wu Zuiling, and more than twenty seventh-order venerable masters shot at Zhang Yuanshou.
Meng Yuan kicked a person sideways, but was knocked into a row by that person, and he was still shouting "Mercy and mercy, it's all sin and sin......"
Watching Meng Yuan make a move, this sin is a bit too much.
Wu Zuiling protected his wine gourd, smashed one to death with one punch, and shouted, "Lao Tzu's wine will not be given to you to drink, and it is not okay to rob it!"
Zhang Yuanshou was even more powerful, in the face of a group of Venerables, he was not afraid, and an emerald green bamboo appeared in his hand, and with a wave of his hand, the bamboo was drawn to the face of the nearest Venerable.
Such an understatement blow, even if ordinary mortals could dodge, but I don't know why, this seventh-order Venerable master, who is equivalent to the merger period, did not move, did not dodge, and was directly pumped by the bamboo, and flew several zhang away with the human teeth.
"Hit the head!"
"Slap in the face!"
"Kick the leg!Ah, sorry, I made a mistake, do it again, hit the leg!"
More than twenty venerable masters, hundreds of sixth-order peak masters, in front of the three monsters of the West Spirit, had no power to resist, and they were defeated one after another, and the worst thing was those Venerables, wailing everywhere, unable to move one by one.
Bi Pan was chilled, these three monsters of the West Spirit are so powerful!
Bi Pan slowly condensed, his eyes slowly changed from black to dark green, and he teleported to the sky behind Zhang Yuanshou, and with a dragon slashing knife in one hand, he tore through the space and slashed straight at him.
Zhang Yuanshou's eyes narrowed, and he stepped out diagonally, and the silver light in front of him slashed directly on the ground, the ground trembled, and the entire ground was cut, forming a crack that was a foot long, and the crack stretched straight into the distance, collapsing the building of Xiaotianmen!
"This knife is a little familiar. ”
Bi Pan's eyes contracted suddenly, and he saw Zhang Yuanshou squatting on the ground, holding his dragon slaying knife with one hand!
The dragon slaying knife was buzzing and trembling, and no matter how much he urged it, he couldn't move.
"Isn't this a dragon slaying knife? I remember that this fierce knife was sealed in Huanyi Mountain as early as three thousand years ago, when the Eight Great Demon Clans Huanyi Mountain met together. How did it appear in your hands?Could it be that the treasure of Huanyi Mountain was born?" Zhang Yuanshou stared at Bi Pan with burning eyes.
Bi Pan gritted his teeth and shouted in a deep voice: "Die!"
Between the words, it suddenly turned into a shocking python, and its huge head pounced directly on Zhang Yuanshou, while its tail rolled on the dragon slaying knife, and at the same time exerted force!
Zhang Yuanshou sneered, grabbed the dragon slaying knife in his left hand, and planned to smash it into Bi Pan with a punch in his right hand.
Shout!
The figure of the Hades King swept past Zhang Yuanshou, and Zhang Yuanshou's figure dissipated again.
Bi Pan turned into a human form, holding a dragon slashing knife, and looked at Zhang Yuanshou not far away, this terrifying old guy, if the punch just hit him, he would have a concussion if he didn't die.
"Hahahaha, Zhang Yuanshou Lao'er, what's the matter, I don't sleep today, I want to fight? It's okay, hundreds of years ago, there was no difference between victory and defeat, and today it is also good to distinguish between the superior and the low. ”
A deep voice came from far to near, and when the sound fell, seven figures had fallen in front of the Star Tree.
"Stygian Horn!"
Zhang Yuanshou's gaze became a little solemn, and he looked at the seven gloomy old men who came, okay, they were all old acquaintances.
"Mercy and mercy, I don't know these people well, why don't I go home first?"
Meng Yuan glanced at it and said with a smile.
"Ahem, I don't have much wine, I'll get some wine first, okay?"
Wu Zuiling shook the wine gourd and squinted at the visitor.
"Meng Yuan, have you forgotten me? You pulled out my teeth two hundred years ago, and today, I will take off your head and avenge the revenge of the day!"
"Oh, it turned out to be a farewell, tsk, it's been a long time, I didn't have a way at that time, I went east, you said goodbye, I went west, you also said goodbye, I asked your name, you still said goodbye, I want to go to your house to sit, you don't, don't come, don't give people a headache, finally I asked you something, do you remember?" Meng Yuan rubbed his head and thought back.
"Of course Lao Tzu remembers, you ask me, is it okay to have teeth!"
"And how did you answer?"
"Lao Tzu said don't ......"
"Look, you've said it all, I'm going to fulfill you. I'm completely happy to help others, you don't want teeth anymore, I'll help you pull them out one by one, I did it above board, and you were still dancing enthusiastically at that time, cooperating!" Meng Yuan thought and said.
"Lao Tzu is in pain! Resist!"
"Nonsense, I asked you if you can't stop? You say don't, I asked you dozens of times, and you said no! Until all the teeth are pulled out and I'm leaving, you still keep me, say goodbye. Meng Yuan recalls the time of the year, and he often remembers it vividly.
"Meng Yuan, you bastard! Lao Tzu just ate an extremely rare eighth-order hemp tongue grass back then, and he can only say a different word!"
Said sadly.
"That's yours, why do you have to say goodbye, don't you know how to say no?"
Meng Yuan accused.
"If he can say no, you will also say, do you want to stop, hahahaha......"
Wu Zuiling smiled, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, didn't he dismantle Meng Yuan's platform, so he hurriedly didn't speak, picked up the wine gourd and drank it, thinking about the picture at that time, it was really fucking cool!