The fourth volume of the 41st chapter of the starry year is an absurd drama

"What are you mad about?"

Listening to the voice that sounded from the dark room, Huai Caoshi's eyebrows were extremely tight, tangled, and the cold voice was forced out from between his lips and teeth, and His Highness, who had always been calm, confident and arrogant, did not notice that it was extremely rare for him to repeat two sentences without much meaning in a very short time today.

Outside the house, the Imperial Master Fan who was smug with his bare thighs ignored her, and left humming a little song to himself, not knowing where to go.

Huai Caoshi felt like a shuttle and swept past, but swept on a pile of imperceptible stinky cow dung, his face became extremely ugly, and after a moment of silence, he walked towards the wall facing the passage on the left, took a deep breath, his thin body under the military uniform trembled slightly, snorted softly, and his arm slammed into the wall like a heavy hammer!

Smoke and dust rose and dust fell, revealing the cold-lit alloy interior walls and a faint palm imprint.

Huai Caoshi frowned at the wall in shock, rubbed her wrist gently, and wondered how thick that madman had built this alloy wall, and she struck with all her strength, but she didn't break the wall, and even the building in the room didn't even tremble!

She had no time to wait for that madman to calm down at night, and in fact, this ridiculous predicament at the moment, the fact that Tianjing Star was actually imprisoned made Her Highness herself forget how to write the word calm.

The heavy dust collector lifted her slender wrist and slammed it against the door, grabbing the hard, modern metal trellis and slamming it against the wall again and again, filling the room with a rain of bullets and a terrifying loud noise.

Outside the special cell, in the white courtyard, Master Fan was lying in the sun chair, ** thighs were extremely open and salivating on the armrest of the chair, holding a teapot in his hand, listening to the sound coming from the house, looking at the smoke and dust that was shaken out at the base of the alloy wall, and said angrily: "See, I said that the young people nowadays are too violent, too livestock, and I don't believe it if you want to double the thickness." If it is still the alloy thickness in the original plan, don't talk about the terrifying female monster of the niece, I'm afraid that even Xu Le won't be able to shut it up. ”

"But it's not a matter of smashing like this all the time, first, I always feel a little dangerous, and second, such a violent voice will always attract some people's attention. The gray-haired old butler said respectfully.

"That's right. Master Fan retracted his legs, shrunk under his buttocks and pondered the leftovers, put down the teacup, lit the cigarette, and said leisurely: "Turn on the high-voltage electricity for me, and tell the inside to avoid accidents." ”

In the dark room, the calm face of Huai Caoshi was still silently furious, and all the items in the room that could cause some kind of damage to the wall were all turned into weapons in her hands, bravely slammed into the alloy wall, and then turned into white foam and scattered like waves lapping on a black reef.

When she was about to grab the last set of light pear wood tables and chairs in the room, a tired and helpless voice suddenly sounded in the corner of the dark room.

"Don't smash it, according to my judgment, we may need to rely on this set of tables and chairs for several days. ”

Huai Caoshi's fingers on the surface of the lubricated wooden table stiffened slightly, and she squinted over there, looking at the guy who was squatting in the corner like a beggar, and then remembered that Master Fan had said that he had caught this person.

The room was very quiet, Xu Le slowly stood up along the wall, his face was a little haggard, and his brown hair was a little yellow, as if he had just recovered from a serious illness, and as if he had been hungry for countless days.

I don't know why, seeing that the other party was also inexplicably imprisoned here, Huai Caoshi's mood calmed down a lot, balanced a lot, and her squinted eyes gradually relaxed.

Neither of them spoke, and they stared at each other in silence for a long time, and the pursuers and the pursued, on the way to escape, had to accept the fact that they were now prisoners, and they were locked together.

"Hello. Xu Le broke the silence first and forced a smile.

Huai Caoshi lowered her jaw slightly and replied, "Hello, long time no see." ”

It is very concise and clear to greet each other calmly and even plainly, and it seems particularly absurd to occur between two people in this relationship, but it is precisely because they are people of such temperament that absurdity is actually natural.

Outside the cell, they were informed that the walls had been connected to high voltage, and asked His Highness and Lieutenant Colonel Xu Le to pay attention to their personal safety, and then there was no sound.

With a strand of hair that fluttered but burned to ashes, it was confirmed that the master Fan Fu was not lying, and Huai Caoshi stopped destroying the queen's action, according to her reasoning, since Xu Le had no way to escape, it was not very likely that she could break through the wall.

"What kind of lock can't even you open, or did you forget to open the toolbox?"

Huai Caoshi dusted off her military uniform, sat in her chair and asked a very crucial question, after Mulberry Shuhai fled together, she had already confirmed that Xu Le had inherited or even surpassed Nasri's talent for mechanics, so it was hard to believe that there was a lock in this world that could stop him.

"I was prepared, I brought the most commonly used tools and equipment. Xu Le sat down on the other side of the table, squinted at the alloy door not far ahead, and sighed after a moment of silence: "It's just the lock for this alloy door............ It is a large alloy thick rod. ”

"You mean...... The most primitive kind of door lock?" Huai Caoshi asked suspiciously.

"Yes, the mechanical education I received since I was a child is: the most primitive tools made according to the simplest physical rules, the least easy to break, and the tools mentioned here also include locks. ”

Time passed minute by minute, the two of them sat across the table, silent and silent, the soft light above their heads sprinkled, I don't know how much angle the sun outside the room has shifted, I don't know what the people on the other side of the table will do next, I don't know how long it will take for this dark and weird situation of two people to be imprisoned, and even these two of the most vigorous powerhouses of this year's light generation still can't understand how and why Master Fan arrested himself.

A plate of fruit and a few glasses of water appeared on the alloy wall transmission table, Xu Le looked at Huai Caoshi's gloomy face and didn't seem to have the idea of doing anything, sighed in his heart, took it and put it on the table, and at this time, an ultra-thin scroll light curtain spread out on the wall, and a voice that sounded particularly crazy at this time appeared in front of the two of them with the pair of white thighs.

Without waiting for the master outside the house to speak, Huai Caoshi Huo Ran got up, angry and gloomy, and said: "My subordinates are still waiting outside the house, everyone knows that I am here, I don't care what crazy you are and why you lock me up, but you can't keep me locked up, otherwise ......"

"Or what?"

A trace of embarrassment flashed on the charming cheeks of Master Fan on the light curtain, and he said loudly: "I have indeed forgotten this question, but can't I keep you locked up! Don't forget that this is Master Fan's Mansion, don't forget that blood oath, who the fuck would dare to break in without my permission? No emperor has dared to break this rule for more than 700 years, does your father dare?"

Xu Le, who had been cautious of Huai Caoshi's sudden attack under the rage, quietly listened to the conversation between her and the master Fan, although he didn't know what the blood oath was, but probably guessed that it should be some kind of agreement between the master Fan Mansion and the imperial family, knowing that the empire did not dare to enter the master Fan Mansion at will, although he was also one of the prisoners, after all, his mood was still a little calmer, and then he thought of the other party saying that for more than 700 years, no emperor dared to enter the Master Fan Mansion without permission, but he came in last night, which can really be called bold, and he couldn't help but feel a little proud。

"Fuck, my sister was going to divorce him back then, and he didn't do it, thinking that Lao Tzu wouldn't dare to retaliate?"

Huai Caoshi covered her forehead in pain, clenched her left fist and said helplessly: "How can the Holy Emperor allow a divorce? Besides, this was countless years ago, why do you still have a grudge? The problem between husband and wife, I, as a daughter, can't take care of it...... Do you want to take revenge on the Empire for such a thing? I beg you to come to your senses quickly, and I must rush to the front at once. ”

Master Fan ignored her stern questioning, took a deep breath and said with an extremely intoxicated feeling: "Front, war? No, before this war is over, you should not think that you will be able to get out of this special cell. ”

"Why!" Huai Caoshi and Xu Le asked at the same time, then glanced at each other, squinted, and turned their heads.

"Xu Le, if you go back, the Federation knows that you are still alive, and the Mr. President, who likes you to the bone, will definitely shape you into a fairy-like hero, and the technical director, who originally enjoyed the treatment of a full division, will definitely be promoted to the commander of the new 17th Division by the line of fire. ”

"The new Seventeenth Division of the Federation has now landed on the administrative planet of the Prujun Galaxy, and it is the main attacking force in the theater, and he has become the commander of the main division of the Federation at such a young age, who else has done it except Li Pifu?"

If Xu Le can successfully escape from the empire and return to the Federation, or return to the federal forces, what Master Fan said may happen, but listening to these words, he did not have the slightest smugness in his heart, just heaviness and anxiety, his comrades-in-arms have already attacked the territory of the empire, Lao Bai and the seven groups of brothers are fighting desperately on the bloody battlefield, but he has no way to fight side by side with them......

Huai Caoshi had known about this battlefield information for a long time, and there was no reaction.

"And Your Highness, you are the god of the emperor's ** team, the morale of the soldiers, and the personal force is unparalleled in the world, this time you will lead 500 wolf tooth mecha to form a new mecha column, and go to the war zone, which will surely illuminate the sky and threaten the four fields.

Xu Le knew at this time that the noble princess beside him was actually going to the battlefield to fight, he silently thought that the imperial people were used to organizing all-mecha tactical troops, but the Federation began to gradually change its tactical concept after the success of research the year before last, it is completely conceivable that Huai Caoshi, who has terrifying combat ability, with a group of beast-like wolf tooth mechas, will bring heavy casualties to the federal troops on the frontal battlefield on the planet's surface, unless Madman Li is facing her head-on, there will be a slight opportunity............

"But what is more important for you young people today is not your role on the battlefield, but your position in your respective kingdoms and the influence you may have on this universe in the future. ”

Xu Le, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke: "I am very afraid that you will compare me to Her Royal Highness the Princess of your country, but I hope you can get to the point directly. ”

"I hate war, my family hates war the most, I love literature, peace and love. Master Fan raised his hands excitedly in the light curtain and said loudly and excitedly: "If I can lock up the two most dangerous enemies in the universe and will definitely have the most important position in the future, and let them become friends, then this war, which is destined to last for many years, will definitely be able to greatly reduce the cruelty, and even ...... Peace!"

"Naive mental patient!" Xu Le's shocked expression was stunned, and he subconsciously whispered.

"Crazy childish child!" Huai Caoshi cursed in a low voice, still clutching her forehead in pain.

"I'm not naïve, I'm not crazy. ”

Master Fan stared at the camera very seriously and said: "If you die in this war, or become a real mortal enemy who cannot coexist, it will really be difficult for this matter to end, so I have to try to keep you alive and live in peace, your peace, maybe in the long future, will be the peace of the universe." ”

Hearing this, Huai Caoshi put down the palm covering her forehead, the fire in her squinted eyes seemed to burn everything in the world, she stared at the familiar and crazy face in the light curtain, her tone was extremely cold, and she said in a cold voice: "Don't forget, you are an imperial person, you imprisoned me here, what should I do if the battle on the front line is lost? The history of the imperial people should not pay the price of blood for your madness." ”

"We are not Imperials. Master Fan replied calmly outside.

"Since you came here, you have been from the Empire!" "Huai Cao Shi coldly reprimanded: "Don't forget that your blood and the blood of the royal family have long been inextricably mixed together, and I have the blood of the Master Fan Mansion in my body, but your mother is also a member of the royal family!"

"Not bad. Master Fan was silent for a long time and said: "Living here, I am here, I am the Empire, but Your Majesty and you should both know that the comprehensive strength of the Empire and the Federation is too different, even if the universe of Haohan is used as a strategic space to retreat in exchange for a respite, but after how long can it be withdrawn? The Empire has no way to win this war after all." ”

"In decades, how many times has the Federation invaded us not been fought back?" Huai Caoshi replied slowly but with great strength, raising her eyebrows slightly.

"The Federation side has never fought before, so their army was a pile of at the beginning, but the war has tempered them, and the Federation troops passing through the space passage are getting stronger and stronger every time, in fact, in the last war, Li Pifu and his disciples and grandchildren have already won an absolute victory. ”

Master Fan's expression gradually became lonely, and he said faintly: "Now that Nasri is dead, who can go to the base camp of the federal forces and cause a big explosion?"

Huai Caoshi's eyes drooped slightly, and then lifted, bright and inexplicable, calm and confident, and said: "I." ”

"You can't. Master Fan said categorically: "Because you are not from the Federation, you are not Li Pifu's own brother, you ...... It's not him!"

Huai Caoshi was silent, Xu Le was also silent, he was a little disturbed by the name of the uncle mentioned in the conversation and the big explosion, could it be that the failure of the Federation last time was really because of the uncle's betrayal?

Time flows away bit by bit, like a water cup on the table top of a shallow pear blossom wood, and the condensation on the surface of the glass slowly slides down, moistens into the wood grain, and disappears.

The master on the light curtain got rid of his previous lonely look, and with a hint of a playful smile, he said: "If you can't be friends, then get married." ”

This sentence was like a series of thunders, Xu Le and Huai Caoshi raised their heads in amazement, looked at each other speechlessly, and silently shed two lines of tears in their hearts.

"Xu Le, you should have read Schiller's insanely obsessive eight-part series of ancient knight novels, and you should know that everything in the world is as empty as a shadow woven of foam, and only love is real. ”

"Xiaoshi is older than you, but there is no problem with sibling love, as a loyal lover of Schiller's drama and the best researcher, I think you should know that since Jian Shui'er is your own sister, your best choice is her. ”

"Of course, the little poet is not as good-looking as her sister, but I think this cell will give you plenty of time to cultivate your feelings. ”

"Little poem, think about my suggestion seriously and without prejudice, sacrifice the love of the ego and save the whole universe ......"

After saying this, the light curtain was slowly raised, and Master Fan floated away again, leaving this claustrophobic space to this pair of young men and women with strange expressions.

"Just now he said that I am not as good-looking as my sister, who is the sister here?"

To Xu Le's surprise, Huai Caoshi did not angrily pick up the shallow pear blossom wooden table and launch the most terrifying attack in the universe against herself, but sat quietly in her chair and asked such a question.

"According to him, Jian Shui'er and you are half-sisters. ”

"So that means Jian Shui'er is Nasri's daughter and your half-sister?"

Xu Le shrugged, not wanting to acquiesce, but he didn't want to clean up this troublesome relationship again, but he was a little surprised to find that Huai Caoshi could immediately determine who Jian Shui'er's biological father was, it seems that the adultery between the imperial queen and the uncle back then was not an absolute secret that no one knew.

Huai Caoshi squinted slightly and asked him, "What is the eight-part thing?"

Xu Le woke up, thought of a famous boring plot in Schiller's knightly novel, looked at the cell around him that was very similar to the plot and the highness wearing a straight military uniform across the table, he was suddenly stupid, gasped, and scolded: "It's a madman!"

"He's a madman. Huai Caoshi said expressionlessly.

Xu Le looked at her fairly delicate facial features, her fingers trembled slightly, and she thought to herself that if you had watched Schiller's eight-part series, it would definitely not be as easy as it is now.

He warned with great seriousness: "Don't eat fruit, don't drink water." ”