1099. I don't even want my face
"Dignity?" Ye Ruo smiled faintly, and then suddenly remembered that this woman didn't like him to laugh, so he immediately didn't dare to laugh and said: "How much is dignity worth? Don't believe me, Mr. Peacock, do you want me to kneel down to you now?"
Damn! Ye Ruo is so shameless!
However, Ye Ruo's shamelessness made Teacher Peacock say in fear: "Don't." Don't kneel. I didn't give you any New Year's money. ”
Ye Ruo was actually laughing in his heart. Sure enough, this woman, he was not mistaken. In fact, this woman is no exception, she is a paper tiger.
Sure enough, no matter how fierce the female tiger is, she will be pressed to the ground by the male kitten to be oppressed.
The peacock suddenly felt that it was a little dangerous to sit in the trial ground with Ye Ruo, in order to alleviate this feeling of danger, she began to pretend to easily open the fruit basket given by Ye Ruo, took out an apple and wiped it on her body, and began to eat.
Eat click-click!
Because the apples are crunchy.
The peacock stopped talking, Ye Ruo couldn't stop talking. He came, but he had something to ask for.
"Teacher Peacock, you have already confessed to you that I am wrong. Would you like to consider taking my woman back as your student?"
The peacock bit the apple, and the red apple flesh was chewing on the lips that looked clear and thin because they didn't apply lipstick, it was tempting, Ye Ruo's heart was on fire, but she herself didn't perceive the temptation of eating apples, so she said to Ye Ruo normally: "Pay back your woman! A little kid, a learner opened a house, and had a few girlfriends, so you really think you're an adult?"
"Yes, yes! I'm a little kid. I was wrong, that's not a girlfriend. It's my female friend. Teacher, this will work!" Ye Ruo quickly admitted his mistake.
Teacher Peacock said again: "Aren't you quite tough in the morning? Doesn't it mean that you would rather die than believe in my professionalism, and don't believe that I can teach you women with a clear conscience, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to teach them well to retaliate against you, why are you begging me to accept them now?"
"Teacher. Look at what you said, I don't believe in myself, I will believe you. You are a bodhisattva with a good heart and a kind heart, how can I not believe in your professionalism? I can rest assured that I will not come to you if I leave them to you to teach, otherwise I would not have come to beg you!"
Flutter!
Ye Ruo's slut appearance really makes people laugh.
Oops, I couldn't hold back for a while!
Teacher Peacock accidentally broke the solemn appearance. I couldn't pretend anymore, so I could only throw away the half-eaten apple in embarrassment.
"Apples don't taste good at all. But, for your pity, I can promise to take two of your female friends as my students. I'll teach them well, too. I have one condition, though!"
"Are you going to beat me up? I'll lie down now and let you beat it. Feel free to beat it until you're satisfied!" As he spoke, Ye Ruo was already lying on the ground.
"Damn, you're so cheap! Get up!Otherwise, I'll regret it!" The peacock can't stand Ye Ruo's slut appearance.
Ye Ruo just got up with a bone: "Teacher." What else do you want, just say. ”
The peacock suddenly said seriously: "Don't fool me again." I'm serious this time. If you smile with me again, I'll swear I'll never care about your woman again. Do you believe it or not?"
"Understood. Ye Ruo knew that this woman was serious this time, so she really stopped pretending to be a slut.
"Fight with me. Don't play yin. The peacock suddenly blushed slightly.
"Yes, fight now! I will not leave anything behind. Beat you up and scream!" Ye Ruo, who was still like a straw bale in front of him, suddenly unexpectedly became more and more vigorous!
Ye Ruo didn't coax this time, but Teacher Peacock was a little cowardly.
Really hit?
What if you lose money?
Defeated, but not afraid. She can afford to lose. She was afraid that if she really couldn't beat Ye Ruo, losing face would be small, and there was no one around, what if she was beaten by Ye Ruo and couldn't fight back, and then Ye Ruo took the opportunity to rape her?
This guy's morality seems to be difficult to reassure.
Teacher Peacock was suddenly very afraid of this. Although she has an impulsive temper, her brain is not stupid, and she naturally knows how to protect herself at all times.
"Not today. Peacock immediately pretended to be calm and said: "Today I still have to teach your woman, I want to prepare for the class, and I don't want to be distracted to fight with you." You go back first. At four o'clock in the afternoon, let your woman wait for me here. Don't show up then. I don't want to see you. ”
Uh, so easy to agree? Ye Ruo was surprised that this peacock teacher's attitude had changed so much before and after. However, if the woman can agree, his problem is solved, and that's fine.
Ye Ruo said sincerely: "Thank you, Teacher Peacock." Since you don't want to see me, I will try not to appear in front of you in the future. Besides, I'm busy, and I'll be out of here when I'm done settling down with their studies. Please also ask Mr. Peacock to help me take care of them more in the future. ”
Damn, if Ye wants to go, and entrust his woman to her care?
Who is she? Does she owe Ye Ruo?
Peacock immediately almost went berserk: "Bastard! I'm not your babysitter." Your woman, you take care of yourself, I don't care. Let me tell you, the teaching philosophy of the Lingwu Dan Academy has always been that the master leads the door to practice in the individual, and there are only one or two guidance classes a week, and the rest of the time, it is all personal self-enlightenment, going to the Tibetan Pavilion to check the information, and going to the Spirit Refining Pagoda to practice by himself. You don't want to be my shopkeeper!"
"Uh!" Ye Ruo was slightly stunned, and then said persistently: "Then let's ask the teacher to take care of them a little." A little bit will do. ”
"You are so shameless!" The peacock was speechless at Ye Ruo's shamelessness. How did this man say that? She couldn't even say such a thing.
"Then I'll be the peacock teacher and say yes! Thank you, the peacock teacher. Teacher Peacock, come to my house for dinner at noon. Our family will definitely be grateful to Mr. Peacock. You're welcome, teacher, you must come. It's just commonplace, and the teacher doesn't want to see us. Ye Ruo almost didn't come over, and directly dragged Teacher Peacock to his house.
"Come on, I'm annoyed when I see you, and I'll eat your family's food! You guy, you're not very old, why do you invite guests to dinner in society, you are quite poisoned. Don't come with me in the future. And your fruit basket, take it back. Teacher Ben doesn't accept gifts!"
After speaking, the peacock teacher, with a proud neck, like a fair-skinned white swan, walked away as a heroic female swordsman.
Ye Ruo smiled, but he didn't rush to leave, but sat down with peace of mind, picked up an apple in the fruit basket, and ate it.
Moreover, Ye Ruo didn't eat it alone, but called Song Yunshu in the elixir garden space out to eat apples.
The peacock teacher who walked up to the top and was about to go out, turned around and saw Ye Ruo eating apples with the girl who came out of nowhere below. Looking at the two of them, sweet and harmonious, Teacher Peacock suddenly felt ten thousand uncomfortable in his heart. (To be continued......)