"Q, how many words are in a thousand-character text?"

"A thousand words, of course, a thousand...... No, if the version is different......"

"Stupid, the answer is three words!"

"Hah......h

"Ask, which hurts more, an apple or a stone on the head?"

"Of course it's a stone, it's so hard...... It's an apple, and a stone is that kind of sand and mud, right?"

“...... It's more painful in the head!"

"Heads count!"

"You've studied junior high school physics for a long time, don't you know that the action of force is mutual?"

"What does that have to do with this question?"

"In other words, you can hit your head with a rock, or you can hit a stone with your head. ”

"Always...... Anyway, you're the Master, and you always have a point!"

Back in Tiandao Mountain, Ye Linglong became interested, and took the apprentice exam to seriously understand a few problems.

The result is not surprising, no matter how many years it has been seriously apprenticed to the master, he still can't answer the questions of Master Ye Linglong.

Although Ye Linglong doesn't keep asking those questions, I am afraid that tens of thousands of the brain teasers she has asked over the years are said less.

And the little fart child is seriously clear, if you want to say what you have learned?

In fact, it cannot be said that nothing has been gained.

At the very least, the little boy's head, after going through so many brain teasers, is far more flexible than the previous tendon.

It's just that brain teasers are not something that you can really answer correctly if you listen to and watch more and learn more.

Many so-called brain teasers certainly have a need for a turn, but the correct answer depends on how you sophistry.

And in terms of sophistry, the little fart child can't learn it, and even if he answers ten reasonable answers in one bite, he can't stand people from setting the eleventh one as the correct answer.

"How about it, Xiao Ming, do you want to continue to guess?" Ye Linglong asked with a grin.

“...... Hmph!" the little kid turned his face to the other side.

Soon, the people of Shilin walked up to Tiandao Mountain with a smile, and came to the place where Ye Zan lived in Tiandao Mountain.

It's not that Shi Lin and the others are deliberately slacking off, it's mainly that when Ye Zan informed them before, he didn't urge them to come back without delay.

As a result, Shi Lin and the others hurried normally, and they were not in a hurry to the point of running a few steps up the mountain.

On the top of a hill in Tiandao Mountain, it was the residence of Ye Zan, the protector of the Dao, and it was once the residence of the Linghua Dao Monarch and the Qinghong Dao Monarch.

At this time, in the courtyard of this residence, Ye Zan and the Lin family sisters and brothers were chatting, or it could be said to be a discussion.

After all, Ye Zan and the Lin family's siblings have different "Dao", they all say that "the stones of other mountains can attack jade", and there are naturally many benefits to communicating with each other.

This is probably the meaning of Taoist couples.

Then, Shi Lin and his party walked in from outside the open courtyard gate.

When Ye Linglong saw Lin Miaomiao there, her eyes suddenly flashed like a "little star", and she immediately jumped off the back of the giant panda.

"Aunt Miaomiao!" Ye Linglong shouted happily, opening her arms like a bird, and flew towards Lin Miaomiao.

Ye Zan and the Lin family's sisters and brothers are both in the realm of the Law Phase, so they naturally already knew that Shi Lin and his party had returned to Tiandao Mountain.

Therefore, seeing Shi Lin and his party coming in at this time, Ye Zan and the Lin family sisters and brothers were not surprised at all.

Ye Linglong pounced towards Lin Miaomiao, and was about to plunge into Lin Miaomiao's arms, but her body suddenly fixed in front of Lin Miaomiao.

It turned out that it was Ye Zan who grabbed ||grabbed Ye Linglong's back collar and carried her in the air like a kitten.

Ye Linglong didn't struggle, her arms and legs ||The child suddenly drooped down, only shaking his body and swinging his left and right slightly.

Ye Zan turned his wrist, turned his daughter to face him, and said angrily: "What are you doing, you even forgot your father when you go out to play, and you only have Aunt Miaomiao in your eyes!"

"Hmm!" Ye Linglong rolled her eyes, small||made a cute expression on his face, and said coquettishly: "No, I miss my father the most!

"Hey, if you don't learn well at a young age, learn how to lie and pat your ass!" Lin Mumu said jokingly next to him.

As soon as Ye Linglong found Lin Mumu's appearance, she exclaimed softly: "Ah, Brother Mumu!"

"You want to call Uncle...... No, I want to call my uncle!" Lin Mumu immediately corrected.

"Okay, Brother Ye, put Linglong down. Lin Miaomiao smiled, stretched out her hand to pick up Ye Linglong, and teased: "People are big girls now, I heard that they have already accepted apprentices, so I have to save some face for her in front of my apprentices." ”

"Yes, yes, Daddy, I took in an apprentice, but it's stupid!" Ye Linglong hurriedly said as if offering a treasure.

"You!" Ye Zan shook his head helplessly, stretched out his finger and flicked it on Ye Linglong's smooth forehead, and then put it on the ground and handed it to Lin Miaomiao.

Ye Linglong fell to the ground, rubbed her forehead, which was not very painful, with two hands, and ran to Lin Miaomiao's side with a smirk.

At this time, seeing the master and the younger sister, the scene of the father and daughter meeting was over, and Shi Lin and Wu Liao stepped forward quickly.

"The disciple meets the master, and the two uncles meet!" Shi Lin and Wu Liao respectfully bowed to Ye Zan and the Lin family sisters and brothers.

Although, between Ye Zan and the Lin family siblings, they are all called "Brother Ye" and "Brother Ye".

But when it comes to the time of initiation of cultivation, Ye Zan is obviously later than the Lin family siblings.

Moreover, this "Brother Ye" and "Brother Ye" actually don't mean brothers, they are just a kind of intimate title.

Therefore, Shi Lin and Wu Liao, as Ye Zan's apprentices, want to call the Lin family sisters and brothers "uncle".

"Well, get up!" Ye Zan nodded with the dignity of a teacher, raised his hand to let the two of them get up and excuse himself, and then said to Shi Lin: "Shi Lin, there is something that you need to do for your teacher." ”

Then, he didn't wait for Shi Lin to say anything like "sword mountain and sea of fire" and "liver and brain smearing the ground".

"Next, the teacher is going to the underworld, and I don't know how long it will be delayed. During this period, the division will leave the war fortress in Yuqingzong to sit in Tongtian Peak. It's just that, in order to avoid accidents with the distraction avatar, you will also need to be on the war fortress just in case. ”

After saying his own arrangement, Ye Zan's eyes turned to Wu Liao, and said, "And Wu Liao, you should also go with your senior brother." ”

"Disciple obeys!" Shi Lin didn't have a mother-in-law, so he simply bowed down to receive the order.

"Yes, the disciple obeys!" Wu Liao also hurriedly followed.

The two apprentices were so arranged.

Shi Lin and Wu Liao, after receiving the order, stood aside, and seriously exposed Wen Tongji and the little fart boy who were following behind.

“...... Disciple is serious, please meet the master!"

With a bun on his head, he wears a red belly pocket, and he goes down||The little boy in a pair of emerald green bloomers bowed respectfully to Ye Zanbai and fell to the ground.

"Hehe, okay!" Ye Zan was a little funny, but it was already a fact that this little kid in front of him had become his own apprentice, and he could only say: "Since my daughter has accepted you as an apprentice, then you should remember the principle of 'being a teacher for one day and a father for life', and don't let down your master's grace of preaching and teaching." ”

"Yes, the disciple must remember!" The little fart boy hurriedly leaned down again, where was there still a shadow of the little demon star back then.

The little boy was done, and like Shi Lin and Wu Liao, he stood behind these two uncles.

However, unlike Shi and Wu, who were standing and had nothing to do, the little boy was not idle when he stood there.

knew that it was not suitable to convey the spirit for thousands of miles at this time, but the little fart child obviously had a lot of questions in his mind, and he quickly indulged in the sea of questions when he stood there.

I saw the little fart, looking ahead blankly, muttering words in his mouth, and his hanging hands were still pinching his fingers.

It's like pinching a mantra.

"Loose cultivation path Wen Tongji, meet Wuji Daojun, meet the two Daojun seniors!"

Finally, it was Wen Tongji's turn.

Wen Tongji's heart was nervous, scared and excited.

This Faxiang Dao Monarch is not easy to see, let alone see three of them at once.

Of course, this is to say that Wen Tongji is a low-level casual cultivator.

In short, Wen Tongji directly came to the ground, first greeted Ye Zan, and then saluted the Lin family sisters and brothers.

With Wen Tongji's realm cultivation, of course, it is impossible to see the realm cultivation of the Lin family's sisters and brothers.

However, as a low-level casual cultivator, observing words and emotions is a basic survival skill.

Through the previous titles of Shi Lin and Wu Liao, and the information that he usually read on the Internet through thousands of miles of communication, it is not difficult for Wen Tongji to guess the identity of the Lin family's sisters and brothers.

"Get up!" Ye Zan said lightly.

"Yes, Xiaodao obeys!" Wen Tongji stood up with a smile on his face.

Still relying on observing words and feelings, Wen Tongji knew that Ye Zan was not a person who liked nonsense, so he did not insist on this aspect.

Some, he got you up.

If you do get up, or if you get up too happily, he may be angry at you for not being sincere.

Also, he lets you sit.

Not only do you have to show that you're sitting, but you also have to let the other person know that you're not actually sitting.

For example, what sits on half a fart ||shares.

And fart||Strands and chairs will be pasted up.

Wait a minute......

However, Yezan is clearly not that kind of person.

"Before, the distraction incarnation of this seat asked you to follow Shi Lin and them, so that they would not be deceived by people like you again. Over the years, you have done a decent job, and it is enough to offset your calculations against them. ”

When Ye Zan said this, his eyes swept over Shi Lin and Wu Liao next to him, and scared the two apprentices into shrinking their necks slightly.

Then, his gaze turned back to Wen Tongji.

Ye Zan pondered for a moment, in fact, it was not a temporary thought, some things had actually been planned for a long time, just to pick up Wen Tongji.

After a while, Ye Zan finally spoke, saying, "Wen Tongji......"

"The trail is here!" Wen Tongji hurriedly replied with a smile on his face.

"Now that you have redeemed yourself, you have ended the cause and effect with me, and this seat ought to let you go. However, for the sake of your dedication over the years, this seat gives you two ways to go, and everything depends on how you choose. ”

Speaking of this, Ye Zan waved his hand, and bubbles appeared in the air, each bubble wrapped in something.

"For one of them, I have magic weapons, pills, and heavenly treasures here, and you can choose one of them, which can be regarded as your reward for all these years. After taking something, this period of cause and effect is over, and whether you do good or evil in the future depends on your own creation. ”

When Wen Tongji heard this, he immediately withdrew his gaze from those bubbles, knelt on the ground with a "poof", leaned over and said, "Daojun has mercy, although the trail is scattered on the side, it was also wrong back then. However, in the years of following the Daojun Gaotu, he was inspired and taught by the Daojun Gaotu, and he had already reformed himself and become a new person, and decided to be good and no longer evil in the future. ”

Ye Zan didn't react to Wen Tongji's determination, and only glanced at the other party lightly.

"Second, you have a family inheritance of the Dao Law, if you are accepted into the Yuqing Sect, you will not be happy to come. However, this seat is now sitting on Tiandao Mountain, so it can put you in the list of Tiandao Mountain protectors. Of course, as the protector of the Heavenly Dao Mountain, if you have to abide by the laws of the Heavenly Dao Mountain, it will be difficult for you to be as comfortable as before. And then there are things that go wrong and step on the wrong ......"

Before Ye Zan finished speaking, Wen Tongji, who was kneeling on the ground, had already kowtowed like pounding garlic, and said while kowtowing: "Daojun has mercy, the disciple is willing to choose the second path, and he is willing to do his best for the protector of Tiandao Mountain and for me to preach the righteous path!"

In fact, if it was possible, Wen Tongji would prefer to choose to worship the Yuqing Sect.

After all, it is not an exaggeration to say that this Wuji Dao Monarch in front of him is the Supreme Elder of the Yuqing Sect, or the Supreme Patriarch.

If he can worship the Yuqing Sect, he Wen Tongji and this Wuji Dao Monarch will be his own people, and he will become the same door as the stone forest and Wu Liao.

Yuqing Sect, now it has a lot of momentum in the Shenhua Realm.

It is rumored that there are various benefits in the Yuqing Sect, the pills are all of the best, and there is a special spiritual meditation room for cultivation, and the spiritual rice can be eaten with an open belly!

With so many benefits, who wouldn't want to join them?

It's a pity that people say "you're not happy", but in fact it often means that people are not happy.

Although he couldn't worship the Yuqing Sect, it was still a better choice to become the protector of Heavenly Dao Mountain compared to the first choice.

You must know that the errand of the protector of Tiandao Mountain, even the disciples of those major sects and sects, are also regarded as a beautiful poor to break their heads.

And Wen Tongji, a person who is scattered and has no roots like duckweed, can have the opportunity to become the protector of Tiandao Mountain, just like a homeless man who suddenly has a job in a state-owned enterprise.

The work of state-owned enterprises cannot make a fortune, but compared with the wandering life of hunger and fullness, it is at least better than a stable life.

"Well, in that case, let's take this!" Ye Zan nodded, then waved his hand and threw out a jade plaque, and continued: "After that, someone will teach you how to be this protector." ”

Wen Tongji raised his head, stretched out his hand to take off the jade plaque floating in front of him, and looked at the words "Protecting the Road" on it, and felt a dreamlike dream in his heart.

However, after all, Wen Tongji is also a figure who has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, knowing that now is not the time to sigh, he forcibly came back to his senses and bowed again, and said in a loud voice: "Disciple thank Daojun, disciple thank Daojun!"